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I'm in my 20's (female) and finally going to be losing my virginity this weekend. I'm a little nervous as to what I should expect? Advice anyone?
>>17229261
What do you mean though?
You can expect your hymen to pop, some blood and a bit of pain. This is all factor dependent though.
As long as he doesn't RAM it in, and gets you wet, you should be good.
>>17229262
I'm not sure what I mean. I'm just completely oblivious about how the whole thing will end up going. Thanks for the information though!
>>17229261
The first time almost always sucks for women, so expect disappointment. That way if you like it you can be pleasantly surprised, and if you don't you can just go 'oh well, maybe next time' and work on it.
It takes practice to be good at sex, so if one or both of you is a virgin, it will be a bit awkward and clumsy. My advice is to take it slow and do a lot of foreplay to maximize your chances of enjoying it.
How do I go about being fluent in ASL?
I've been watching a few videos from this playlist (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ulGp-rv5VnQ&list=PL0_U1EyXq3GBirxEV7zxryow5A8QuAcCP) and it's pretty good so far but what else could help?
Are you trying to make a deaf girl your gf?
Be honest.
There are apps
>>17229243
Nah, I just want it as a marketable skill and also in case I ever come across any deaf people so I can talk with them.
But now that I think about it, I wonder how kinky sex with deaf girls must be like. You think there are any deaf screamers or if there are, do you think their screams are slurry?
I recently started dating one of my female friends (because apparently we liked each other for a year now), and we hung out at her place the other day, because she wasn't feeling very well and i came to cheer her up.
What confused me, was the fact that she wasn't wearing a bra. I am very confused and i don't know if it means anything, or just because she was sick and didn't care about putting on a bra?
How old are you, 14?
>>17229179
What do you think it might have meant?
>>17229179
er.. do you really think women wear them 24/7? It's a comfort issue, it's usually a great relief to take your bra off at the end of the day.
My gf doesn't love herself. She's accepted it and claims that nothing (therapy) works for her except booze and pill popping to temporarily ease the pain. I love her and I want to be there for her. It's a struggle because she can't love others without loving herself. I used to be depressed so I can understand where she's coming from.
Is it reasonable for me to stay with her, hoping/believing that she will be better in the future? Should I just be patient? I don't want to give up, but is it worth the wait? She really is a keeper, I don't...
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I think you should find things your GF enjoys (aside from drinking and pill popping) and do those things with her. Cook food together, walk outside, volunteer, play vidya even.
P.S. your GF is doing it wrong, she isn't even adding weed into the rotation?
>>17229155
There's plenty of guys in that situation these days cause due to the pressure of fashion and weight ect there's always something there to put them down and these things add up , you as a person can do little more for how she's feeling you as her boyfriend I guess give her compliments on a regular basis and you enjoy making love to her which alone is helping her along a small bit , if this attitude towards herself continues it isn't going to go very Well and more than likely get worse , you will...
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>>17229155
MINI GOLF MINI GOLF MINI GOLF MINI GOLF
My new girlfriend is almost a vet (studying veterinary medicine) and touches animal dicks all day at university. This makes me really uncomfortable and jealous and weird and I feel as though it shouldn't.
Am I a crazy person? What should I do to overcome this feeling?
I guess it's because she's doing it and joking about it and making dick joke with guys in class and needs to think about sex and genitals, etc, on a regular basis. I feel weird about that I guess because it means she knows about penises and knows that guys have them and thus is thinking about penises on other guys? I know this sounds incredibly irrational, and it is, but I'm just trying to verbalise a really vague feeling I get from this. Maybe I don't like it because it kind of makes sex lose its mystique and wonder?
She was a virgin before we met and I guess I liked the idea of her being a pure innocent girl who didn't know the ways of the world, and now she's masturbating dogs and fondling sheep and she clearly knows about these things, just wasn't very experienced with them in people.
Never been to /adv/ before, just interested to see what people say. Clearly, this is irrational and stupid, just interested if there's any good advice or if anyone's been in a similar situation. Thanks m8s
Why do you think vetinary work involves giving animals handies?
just stop putting sex on a pedestal and your problem goes away
>>17229147
It was literally a prac she had to do in class haha. Something to do with semen extraction I guess
And yes, I'm clearly the jealous type. In humans that may or may not be justifiable, but in animals....
I fucked up..I got into college, but my SAT score was to low to correspond with any math class, so I had to take a placement test, fucking cheated on it to good and got put in applied calculus, which is like 2 classes above college required math..They say for anyone who gets 1 or more class above there SAT score has to retake it at the college(Probably to see if they cheated) I have around 48 hours before student orientation and that test..what should I do?
Scratch that, I have maybe 24-30 hours left
What happens if you don't get a high enough score?
>>17229119
You have to take remedial classes
Well, I'm dating my best friends ex girlfriend, but I was always in love with her and also she was in love with me.
Now my friend is dating another girl and I didn't tell him about my new love.
Do you guys think that I should tell him that I love her and that I'm dating her? I'm really scared because I don't know how is he's going to react. Please help
What are you going to do, keep your relationship a secret forever?
Also stop watching that shitty show.
>>17229074
I watched it last year!! I really don't know what the fuck do I have to tell him because I feel awful inside, but also my love increases everyday. Sounds silly but its true
>>17229085
Are you just as immature and drama-mongering as the characters in the show?
Small dilema here.
My girlfriend is going to hairschool, I'm attending university currently. Her schooling will provide her with multiple opportunities(fashion show, networking wtc.), and she'll be able to work full-time as a cosmetoligist in 18 months. Meanwhile, I have another 3 years left of Uni due to dual-majoring, so I'll be making less money for a while, be in more debt, and on chance i dont land a decent entry job, be broke as hell. I am applying for internships, working and taking summer classes but still feel like a loser in comparison. I love...
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And yes, by all means tell me if I'm just being a bitch. Majoring in CSCI and Information Assurance (not just for the "easymoneylol" genuinely interested in the fields and wouldn't mind working in them)
>here's a situation where things are going to be like this no matter what and I'm going to post on 4chan about it for no apparent reason
What's the point of this thread?
>>17229053
I'm just asking if I should be jealous or just get my shit together? I'm obviously not going to quit school but I could see this becoming an issue later on.
I'm going on my third day treating strep with antibiotic and it's been getting worse rather than better. I can't swallow anything, not even apple sauce, and there are white patches everywhere down my throat. The pain is unbearable at this point, I haven't been eating or drinking enough. Ibuprofen and other methods have been extremely useless. Wat do?
>>17229218
this, and also it can turn into scarlet fever which is super unpleasant.
go to the fucking doctor.
Keep talking the antibiotics, and go back to the doctor.
>>17229222
It sounds like he might of already went to the doctor.
I'd advise
1. Drinking really, really, really salty water like every 2 hours. Not sure if it helps, but it sure makes me feel better.
It'll burn like hell and be unbearably salty, but don't spit it out.
2. Drink hot tea with lots of honey in it. The honey has properties which helps with strep and the hot tea is really soothing.
Probably the best short term option for pain relief.
This definitely isn't the place to ask this shit, but I'm here and might as well.
My parents were over for a visit and my dad managed to drop bar soap down the toilet. Figured "big deal, I'll just keep pissing and hope it dissolves." After finally having to shit, the toilet has been clogged for a day or so. So I, being an unthinking fucking faggot, dumped some clorox in there and tried to flush it. The bowl was mostly yellowish water and toilet paper when I did this.
As soon as my brain kicked in, I remembered that oldish piss likely =...
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RUN
Yes, this does create chloramine vapor, which is highly toxic. Leave the exhaust on for several hours at least, and the door shut. After a while the chemicals will 'run out' and there won't be any more to react. Just dont piss in it again lol.
>>17229032
>>17229086
cont.
Also, do you not have a plunger?? Just get a plunger
A couple years ago I got a crush on a very good friend, I know she doesn't feel the same way. We have something in common, I just don't know if that's enough to spark a relationship. She's 24 and I'm 20. To make matters worse she calls me referred to me as "little brother", which made me cringe internally. Is there anything I can do to make myself seem appealing to her?
If you really want, to make your self appealing to her. Take a step back from the whole thing and focus on you. Start working out get ripped, learn an instrument. Go out and do what people aspire to do. Put your self out there. Taking control of your own life and being confident is what draws people to us ;)
Don't get involved with older women unless you both never want to be married or have kids.
>>17228940
I'm in it for the long run.
>be me
>be 24
>graduated last year, but finally get a pretty good job (after a year straight of unsuccessful job search and part-time jobs) with good hours which feels more like play than a job with amazing benefits, retirement, insurance, et cetera
>finally 100% independent, overcame a ton of ridiculous obstacles, all of my problems have been theoretically solved
>I have everything that I could ever need, all by my own hard...
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Yes. Talk to a doctor. It's not about your situation man, it's about your brain's chemistry. I didn't appreciate my good situation while I was in it because I wasn't on antidepressants and I had suicidal idealization. But now, I'm on antidepressants and it's a subtle change but it's like taking off depression-tinted-glasses. I'd really recommend seeing a doctor with your hella good health plan, and trust in the support of your friends and family.
>>17228795
But I 100% get how you feel. I'm rooting for you anon
>>17228805
I might just do that. It's reassuring to think that it might be something tangible that can be helped.
I can feel myself getting irritable with the people around me, and I don't want to be a jerk to them at all. I've never even been an irritable person. But it's like I get so low that I get frustrated and confused as to why I'm not happy, and then little things set me off internally. And I don't want to push anyone away. I've lost people and I know what it's like to miss something good even if I didn't appreciate it at the time.
Thank you for the suggestion. I'll schedule an appointment.
I kind of want a puppy, but I'll admit, the most motivating factor is to use it to get girls. I like dogs and all, but I don't really need one - my roommate has one that I can play around with.
Can anyone convince me to get a puppy for better reasons than "bang bitches?"
Do you actually think a dog is going to get you girls?
Why not just use your roommate's puppy? Say "we have a puppy" when necessary?
If you really want to use animals to get girls, start volunteering at a vet clinic.
>>17228784
He probably saw this image, poor kid
>be me
>19yo kissless and hugless
am i destined to be alone forever? i dont really care about virginity, just the fact that ive never even kissed or hugged a girl. even the nerds back in high school had their nerdy gfs.
im scared that if i ever do find a girl, she'll be turned off because of my lack of experience. like, how do you even kiss? am i just done for, destined to be alone for life?
Dude you're only 19. Chill. You've got 11 years until you become a wizard. Instead of trying to find a girl to smooch, try and improve yourself, and with that you'll gain confidence, and then, chicks. If you're really only for the end goal of 1st base or maybe some tail, try taking chicks on a date. Join a site, tinder, practice talking to girls in public.. it's not as hard as it seems if you apply yourself.
Somehow, someway, you're going to find a wife and have kids. It's just statistics. The quality of your wife and your kid's future is up to your decisions in the next few years. Stop thinking so far ahead and focus on making decisions for yourself.
>>17228726
11 years is pretty short imo. I'm studying, have a job, and go to the gym regularly. I'm pretty happy where I'm in life right now, so far doing good. It's just what I mentioned in the OP that puts me down. Tinder/OKC never really got me anywhere. And I think my height (5'5") doesn't really help when trying to talk to women in public, I've tried.
>>17228752
Hopefully.
>6'2 white-ish guy
>date cute and petite filipina trap
>swarm of 5'4 filipino beta orbiters around her 75% of the time
>finally get to fuck and tear that sissy asian ass apart with my 9 incher
>word gets out that we fucked, am now receiving death threats by filipino orbiters on fb
Can I call the police over this?
yes you can over death threats
google it
>>17228689
Kek
>>17228689
Wait, wait... You know it's a trap, it's got orbiters and you still fucked it anyway?
