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Has anyone had success with this? Eager to try, just have a sinking feeling that it's all bullshit.
This seems to be the most popular guide/recipe for anyone else curious:
https://www.thundersplace.org/male-supplements/holy-grail-of-cum-load-increase.html
>The Cum Holy Grail
(1) L-Arginine, 1000mg Strength, Taken 1 time daily = 1000mg
(2) Zinc, 50mg Strength, Taken 1 time daily = 50mg
(3) Pygeum, 100mg Strength, Taken 2 times daily = 200mg
(4) Lecithin, 1200mg Strength, Taken 1 time daily = 1200mg
Might...
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where the fuck do you get l-arginine
i don't even know what that is
>>17224693
apparently at any drug store.
according to wikipedia, it is
>an α-amino acid that is used in the biosynthesis of proteins.
bumping for ocean of jizz
What is considered fat to you guys? At what weight do you just say no to?
Im a girl and im just curious.
the slightest hint of a belly, rolls, or thick thighs. fat begins very early in my eyes
>>17224655
the truth is guys dont actually care about what the digits are. they dont. they really really dont. those digits literally mean nothing to us. we dont hear that a woman is 100 pounds and go 'HNNNG SO SEXY SEND PICS'
guys like it when you look good. do you look good? better than most? metter than some? not at all?
the tighter the better but some girls work curvy.
if you are 5'6" and 200 pounds, you probably arent hot. if you are 6'6" and 200 pounds you are probably...
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stomach crease when you're standing up straight.
Hello. I am new here. My roommate and I got into a heated argument in which he told me to move out after the rent is due. The argument was popcorn and cooking times. What happened was that he told me to put his popcorn in the microwave for 2 minutes. I put the popcorn in for 120 seconds to save time. He got angry at me and told me that 2 minutes is not the same as 120 seconds. Because 1 minute plus 1 minute is 2 minutes but 60 seconds plus 60 seconds is 1 minute and 20 seconds. Is my roommate right or am I?
How can I tell him he shouldn't kick me out for not cooking...
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beat that motherfucker for being so thick.
>>17224582
He is much larger than me.
>>17224559
Oh my....
I'm 19 a heavy binge drinker and smoker and I've been told by family members and close friends that I'm too mentally unstable because I'm too violent:
>Constantly think of violence
>Hate muslims, niggers, jews etc and wish a 2nd holocaust would come
>"obsession" with guns spend all the money I have after booze and smokes on guns/rounds
>only watch very violent movies
>only play violent video games
>talk almost only about killing people or people who need to be killed
I'm joining the USMC and I dont want to talk to a professional because I dont want my recruiter to find out and drop me, any advice on becoming normal again.
>>17224414
Also for what it is worth I've spent everyday of the past 2 years on /pol/ from sun up to sun down.
>>17224414
>>17224450
go back to /b/
>>17224504
This is /adv/ asshole that is why im asking.
I've been writing a novel on and off for about 6 years. To clarify, I just turned 20 and have had a lot of other shit (including addictions) going on, so this isn't really a "I'm a novelist, I swear, I just need inspiration" kind of thing. I've started and scrapped several iterations before landing on the one I'm finally going with, and it's gonna be a fucking long one, with several different points of view from seemingly unrelated characters, a little like Game of Thrones but post-apocalyptic, and self-contained, and not really like Game...
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Maybe you can ask someone to read your current draft and once they give you their opinion you'll feel more motivated?
>>17224691
Couple problems with that. First and foremost, I have nobody to show it to. And secondly, I feel like it won't really be worth reading until it's all done, considering how the book goes. It starts out as a bunch of random, seemingly pointless stories, but over the course of the book the interlocking threads become a spiderweb. Certain things happen a long time before or after when you're originally made to believe they happened, there's a really complex time travel element mixed into every single...
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So you think someone who read it as is wouldn't be drawn in or intrigued at all?
Hello /adv/, Lawfag here. I see so many posts from suicidal neets, anxious autists, and those paralysed by insecurity and social awkwardness.
I was like that in high school too, and I can tell you my story of how I beat it. Now I'm a trial lawyer, oozing with confidence and gravitas.
But I'm away for a bit, back on tonight. In the meantime /adv/, tell us honestly what you think led to your problem. Is it actually the root problem or a symptom of social retardation in a society where image is increasingly all anyone seems to care about? What have you...
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What, nobody wants to talk about talk about why they think they are a neet? Millenials would rather bitch than admit they are doing something wrong?
>>17224113
>>17224659
This thread has a very fair chance at failing and you probably have no idea why.
What lead to my problem?
I was molested as a kid, parents had constant custody battles which they shouldn't have had because the father who was trying to gain custody wasn't my actual father, I was jumped in high school, my dog was dropped off in the middle of florida woodlands, my cat was shot in the head, people don't even stop by and say hello I have to initiate conversation first, and I generally feel unwanted. Both by life itself and the people around me.
tl;dr- Bad luck I guess bruh.
So first let me introduce the players. There is me, a Sri Lankan Muslim living and born in America. My two parents who grew up in Sri Lanka and very active in the mosque, especially my father. My girlfriend is a Shinto half Japanese (mother) half white (father). My girlfriend and I met in a school club for people who want to be doctors in the future, and I held a leadership position my senior year and she will now have one her coming senior year, since I am going to college next year (about 30 min away from HS) and she will be a senior. I also know her older sister and her bf...
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Anyway my parents are very conservative Muslims and very strongly want me to marry a Muslim and discourage me from talking with nonMuslim females too much beyond school purposes. I am well aware of this so I dated my gf, who I will refer to as DS (not real name), secretly. I did not tell her that my parents were unaware of us dating, and I told my parents that I was off studying for AP's and finals with friends. Clearly this method is less effective when there is no school. That will come into play later.
Well, at my school at the end of the year is an awards ceremony,...
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Go to college, don't let perfect asian waifu go becuse of hateful religion. Stand on your feet, become independent of parents. (Girls dig that anyway, even if you two go apart)
However, it was the happiness of DSMom seeing me that made her most upset, because of a friend my mom and dad (I'll call him Mark) and the struggles he goes through due to a bad marriage.
So Mark is a fellow Sri Lankan muslim, friends with my parents. Well, Mark is an engineer so he makes pretty good money. The problem comes from the fact that his wife is a Sri Lankan Christian (not sure how devout she is though) and she is the laziest bum I've ever seen. She does not have a job, yet does no cooking or house work and only participates in Islamic Holidays, so Eid,...
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What is the one thing you started or stopped doing that improved your life?
>>17222906
Breathing.
>>17222923
How funny.
Well, the first and only permanent change I have made in my life was to stop drinking sodas and instead to drink water all the time.
My second change, I quit using computers for long periods of time, my life got so much better. Currently using a PC to work on, but I'll be getting rid of it again for summer.
Tfw 22year old kissless virgin and I hate this disgusting society and its gross alphas and hedonistic dating bullshit, they should just give us husbands, it makes me sick to my stomach most people are not monogamous anymore burn this Satanist sodomite world to the ground, kill the children, nothings salvageable.
I agree desu
+1
>>17222359
wait are you a lady virgin?
>REEEing intensifies
You know what to do.
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why why why why why why why are you there
DID I JUST SEE YOU TWO KISS?
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
No matter how much I try to get M. out of my head, she always returns, either while im awake or sleeping.
These dreams stick out the most due to the randomness of them, and that the only two dreams I remember from the past month are of her. (Yea u don't really dream much )
I was looking for a job, and I remembered where she worked, so I applied there. Got hired, and was put on her "team." We were BSing in the employers van as we drove to what I think was a job site. I was sitting in the back, sitting next to someone who looked similar to her. But the girl I am interested in was driving. And as we were talking the car infront suddenly changed lanes, and we ended up slamming into the rear of another car at like 40mph. Dunno what happened after, woke up at this point.
She does not actually work at the place she did in the dream. I don't really know why I had that dream, or what it means.
The last dream I had of her was like 3 weeks ago. It is as follows
I was back at my old High School, hanging out with some friends, and the Girl was with her friends at another table. Soon she and her group leaves to go somewhere. I get up soon after, to go and do some stuff, and I run into her in the hall a minute or so after, and we begin talking, and then we walk to my old math room where her friends are, and we continue talking, and I think one of us brings up the idea of hanging out sometime soon. I don't know where it went from here, as that's when I woke up. (Music was playing in the background while I was in my math room. Stutter by Elastica, but I was listening to that when I woke up.)
I've spent the last hour and a half writing erotic fiction about the two of us. That alone isn't terribly odd, but it's all about my uniform fetish and is all set in some weird high school marching band alternate universe. Those stupid white gloves the brass instrument sections had to wear turn me on to an embarrassing degree. Good god what is wrong with me?
Things were never this bad in my life. Although, I never talked much with my sister, we did share a few moments. and she bought me gifts. Recently she resigned from her job and I came to know that she is depressed and also paranoid. I came back home from college. I have been taking care for her for a few days now. Today she attempted suicide. Now she is sleeping. What happened to her? Will things be back to normal ever again?
That sucks. :(
Hopefully things get better. I wish you the best.
I can somewhat relate to this, and the trouble with family is you often feel it is your responsibility to help, like if you don't you're betraying them, but as with everyone, they have to find their own will to live. Let her know you're there for her and waiting to listen if ever she needs to talk, apart from that I'm afraid there is nothing you can do, and that isn't necessarily a bad thing. If she is getting too out of hand, a danger to herself and others, maybe talk to someone about getting her help. I know suicidal attempts qualify as being a danger...
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If she tried to kill herself she needs to be put into a psychiatric facility for her own safety. You should and whoever knows her should be working towards having her admitted right now. It might be possible to do this through the emergency department at your hospital. You and your family need to get off your asses and do this now if you haven't already. I mean that in the best way possible, it's for her own well being.
I feel so uneasy at this moment. Please help me
>>17226255
It will pass
What's troubling you?
Take a deep breath, have a cold drink, listen to some calming music and drift off to sleep.
Why do you want to be easy? Nobody likes prostitutes, anyways.
Of course, I'm joking. Prostitutes are people too, and they deserve respect.
I'm exhausted but I've spent hours in bed and can't go to sleep, I'm sure that I have insomnia.
What can I do to fall to sleep ASAP?
Right now it's the best time for running, should I take a jog?
>>17226254
Help me, I want to sleep so bad.
Have you tried not having insomnia?
I think that may increase your odds of sleeping.
There's loads of sleep mediation soundclips on youtube you can listen to. I also find anyone talking with a monotone/calm voice helps. Terence McKenna and Alan Watts are my go-to-guys.
Suppose, theoretically of course, there is a couple. They're madly in love with each other and they're the epitome of the perfect relationship. However a year or two before they met, one half of the duo was the victim of an especially heinous crime. Due to it's nature there was no evidence, the few they told refused to believe them, and the criminal punishment would have been a fraction of what it should be(if at all) since the perpetrator was a minor. So in response the victim dusts themselves off and represses the fact that it ever happened. However that doesn't...
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What action are you proposing? If it's something criminal it doesn't sound like you meet the definition of insanity, more like crime of passion. You even have a motive.
If you want serious advice you should add more details.
Nope. The person would be charged with whatever, and leave their lover alone and depressed. So the person would probably be leaving their theoretical lover even more fucked up than before.
>>17226090
what're you stupid? no it wouldn't be defensible. nothing was even done to you, you should be helping her get over it.
you don't even say what it is so I'm leaning toward troll cause we get stupid questions about revenge all the fucking time.
btw, if real, she needs to confront her own dissonant thoughts and learn to control them. this comes from someone that had a cousin molest and try to rape them at 7 among a litany of other experiences. gotta get over it, seriously. there's...
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I am a little bit confused about my sexuality. I had no sexual experience to my 21. For a long time I thought I am gay since I don't mind masturbating to gay porn but when I had some funny business (touching, blow job) with a guy I felt nothing arousing so I figured I must be straight. Yesterday I was out with my friends and they thought we should visit a brothel wheere I had sex with some girl and it felt exacly the same. I just couldn't feel anything and I didn't finnish. So what the fuck is wrong with me? Why does masturbation feel so much better than sex....
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Are you aroused by either men or women? Do you think about a relationship with either?
Maybe you've been masturbating too much/got used to porn. Maybe you've been using death grip. Maybe random sex doesn't feel good to you, and being romantically interested in the person would make it better.
>>17225997
I think about getting a girl a lot but I have some intimacy issues.
I have never heard about death grip. But when I think about it it takes so much work to get off to porn maybe that's the problem. Thanks.
>>17225982
Sexuality isn't always so simple as being straight or gay. For example I thought for the longest time that I'm asexual, since I was the same could masturbate to any kind of porn, but didn't feel anything in particular while having sex. Didn't sleep with anyone for a couple of years, until I met my current SO and sex with him is fantastic. I guess at least I just needed the emotional connection that I never had with any of my other partners. I'd say experiment if the chance present itself,...
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