Also my only good trait is that I'm a good writer and I'm creative. Other than that as far as science, math and useful subjects go (Law and business too) I'm absolutely shit at.

What do guys.

dude nobody has a fucking clue what they wanna do, they're just winging what they were good at at school; they have no control over it.

>>17222556
>>17222556

That's the problem what I'm good at makes no cash... Should I just go with it an hope I blow up and if not focus on making my body good enough to get a sugar mummy to clothe me like the man child I am?

>>17222480
You could try contact the spca, I think they would deal with animal abuse and neglect cases too

Let the ASPCA know and call them.

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Also he got another pitbull pup a few months ago and it's curled up in the corner across the yard and I couldn't get its attention so I'm not even sure if she's alive.

Work on your 5. Spilling spaghetti won't get you anywhere but a pity fuck.

>>17222479
I can't do much to be more attractive...

It could go either way.
Just do it and get it over with.

>>17222468
Cleanest way is you don't do it. What seems to be the problem, op?

What's your definition of best? Speed, pain and effectiveness are what I've looked at in the past when I wanted to kill myself. Cleanliness is something women prioritize for some reason. You'll be dead, who gives a fuck what it looks like after. I also live in an area without guns so l have looked at other options.

The exit bag method is too risky for me. It knocks you out quickly but it still takes a while to die, so if someone finds you you'll be an alive vegetable. That and there are a lot of fucking tubes to deal with. Fuck that shit.

Jumping off a building is what I've found to be the most effective. Find a nice 30 story building to jump from and there's pretty much no way you survive. You can go up high-rises by waiting for someone to go through the front door and following them in. Then take the elevator to the top. I've scoped out a few building tips this way in my city. Not for suicide, just so I could see the different views. It's a slow death since you're falling for a few seconds but it's entirely painless. You have to be 100% sure you want to die though or else you'll hesitate and not jump. If you're hesitating about jumping it's not the fear keeping you from doing it, it's because you don't actually want to go through with it. That's why pills are such a popular method of suicide. They often don't even kill you so you get the satisfaction of having attempted suicide but you don't have to die.

>>17222482
I'm just gonna copypaste my shit from a thread on /int since there is no point to re-write the same shit.>>60385506
>Talked to this girl i like (well, like is an understatement. This chick is the only thing in my miserable life to live for) yesterday, told her i loved her after seeing her make out with two different chads. She didn't care. On the other hand we were both pretty drunk so i can hope she doesn't remember. Kinda like savescumming...
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>>17222454
i really like your troll post it's like an 8/10 so i'll give you what you're looking for

(You)

>find a guy to take your place as the star
>disregard the feelings of the women. It's their choice, they're adults (I hope)
>find time in between to live out your fantasies with the women, off camera

Post a dick pic Rocco.

You either become a Muslim or see if she'll marry you regardless of religion (most unlikely). Just ask the girl out and decide if converting to a religion is worth it.

>>17222401
come to europe and get some

>>17222415
I could give up bacon and cry myself to sleep each night, but give up beer? I'd hang myself within a week.

>>17222385
You had an emotional attachment. It doesn't matter if it is a positive or negative attachment, it will be hard to forget someone like that.

Hell, I still think on occasion about what my old bullies ended up doing - often I amuse myself by thinking they got into terrible relationships etc and are now less happy than I am, etc. And it's the same on the positive side, I often think about my family even though I haven't seen them in years.

It's normal, really.

>>17222385
you still love her in a way. im going through the same shit. just wait it out, it's completely normal

>>17222420
Is there any way I can speed it up?

I want to be done with her

>>17222364
well as you said it, It's just a fetish so maybe it'll go away eventually when you are tired of chink girls
or... fuck it up and have one pregnant and get really fucked up halfbreed kids

>>17222364
Stop watching animu

>>17222364
If you marry a pale Asian won't they still come out pretty much the same?

>>17222363
It's all in your head.

Get that sorted out first and the rest will follow.

You waited a week and nothing? Perhaps considering getting a vibrator but be even more frugal when you use it than you do now.

>>17222372
How do I sort it out though? I can't not get in my head about it. I'm really worried.

Shouldn't the orgasm itself be unaffected if it's purely mental?

I'm sorry to hear that anon.

Do you want to talk about it? When did you realize you had feelings for her?

>>17222362

not long ago , friend
It hurts me the fact that her boyfriend its an absolutely ordinary guy
and especially this guy its not me .
And now that she is on a date , I cant flirt with her .
But I love her .. she makes me so well and I feel lonely now

Everyone experiences unrequited love now and again anon. It hurts and it sucks but it won't last forever. Focus on things to take your mind off her.

Well there was a something so at least in the very small things na na na na na na we can be glad of this kind of thing, and don't do it again or what she said, rrly

Such thoughts before a big milestone in your life are normal, my friend. I suppose you could call it "cold feet".

It is natural for humans to experience hesitation before a massive change in their life, which is why runaway brides are a thing.

If you and Natasha were destined to be together, you would have been. I recommend that you make a list.

Make a list of all the things that your girlfriend does that you like, or her qualities that you enjoy.

Reestablish with yourself on why you've been with your girlfriend for so long. Once...
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>>17222336
if natasha is hotter go with her, stop wasting your gf's time she only has X number of child bearing years so if she's not the one move on

even if you do break it off now your current gf will carry baggage into every new relationship she starts

Bad idea. Before you even think about asking her out, you should probably consider reconciling with the older sister AKA your former friend.

What happened?

>>17222365
It's....pretty complicated. Trying to avoid the wall of text. In short, I got sick of pining for her attention, so I just decided not to text her first anymore. Then she never texted me again. Then she got married to some white trash piece of shit.

She's the black sheep of sorts, though. Little sister is an angel.

>>17222388
Is that really a huge fight? So passive-aggressive lol.

Anyway, if the older sister lives far and far away then whatever. Expect her to be very weirded out since it's been so long.

If you do initiate this, how do you plan on approaching her?

permavirgin here

ive had the opportunity to have sex though

never took it though

>>17222331
I've never had nor will I have that
What happened ? And why didn't you take it ?
Do you regret it ?

You mean like wizard chan? Doubtful about any real life places

How do you know he's cheated on his wife?

>>17222318
very close with members of staff in my school who know all about it.

Well, you likely see the man every day. Depending on the type of person he is, you may be able to entice him with nothing more than the concept of a taboo act.

Attempting to connect with him on a personal level may be a lost cause, as most teachers put up mental walls when dealing with their students.

So, I'd say get him interested by showing interest in him and acting flirty. That will either lead to something, or weaken his walls enough to allow for a more personal connection with him.

The likelihood of anything happening while you are still a student...
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Holy shit, are you me?

Especially lately, it's really grating on me. She re-injured herself doing something stupid, so for the past two months I've been essentially doing everything for her from cooking meals, rotating her in bed, changing out ice and heat packs, clothing her, helping her use the washroom, ect. I wake up, and it's just like I'm immediately bombarded with problems. If not physical needs, she's throwing emotional issues and conflicts between her and her mother at me. A lot of the time, I don't even get a good morning.

I...
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>>17222308

At first I hated how needy she was and how much bs she put on me. I felt like she was a burden and an emotional vampire constantly feeling drained. Then I grew to like taking care of her, I grew to enjoy our relationship but now I'm wondering if this is healthy? I mean I'm happy but...I don't know.

Our relationship is very unequal in that most of my time is spent making sure she's okay and taking care of her. My life is much more in a better place than her.

The good things are...
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>>17222314

Holy fuck this is so close to me right down to the issues with parents.

How did you get into your relationship?

Basically I went on a date with her when everything was normal and I felt too bad to leave her. Then we hung out a few more times and she clung to me. I went along with it because I was lonely. Then I was too scared to leave or break up with her because I'm too nice and didn't want to hurt her feelings. Started feeling very trapped in the relationship and hated myself. Always...
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