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My girlfriend has three friends. Two are tolerable, but one is atrocious. Let's just call them Alisa, Sarah, and Maddy.
Sarah: She's probably the best of the bunch. She can be extremely rude sometimes, but we don't know if it's a mental thing or not. Her brother has Aspergers, and we're not sure if she has it. However, she can just be rude to her sometimes. Nothing too crazy, but still kind of mean.
Maddy: This is the other tolerable one, but a little less tolerable....
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>>17223912
So what about the last one
Okay nice, thanks for sharing
Alisa: UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH. I hate her the most. I can't stand being around her. She's loud, rude, thinks she's a "tough bitch". Extremely selfish (even with her own boyfriend), and can never follow up on a plan that SHE made. Here's some examples for each: She's just loud in general. It's kind of hard to give an example. She just scream wherever she is. Rude by just talking shit behind everybody. Even concession stand workers, and just going on about how rude they were. It's fine to do it for 2 sentences, but not...
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how would you feel if your gf of 2 years said when she was 14 she used to finger herself on omegle/chat roulette for a period to get guys off?
>>17223893
I guess it's kinda hot
>>17223893
who gives a fuck as long as she doesn't still do that
and ask her to finger herself on cam for you
>>17223893
I'd care more about how she feels about this now. Kids do some fucked up stuff when they're trying to figure out their identity, and it's not necessarily indicative of who they grow into.
/adv/ halp. I'm a twenty-something guy who's unknowingly fallen for a high schooler. We met online and have talked for a few months, texting, spending a lot of time together etc. Of course, this was all done under the belief that she was of age and a graduating senior, which I believed. However, just a few days ago she revealed that she's in fact younger and is not even graduating high school. She also lives very far away and still not close to finishing high school. Thing is, I really like this girl and I don't want to lose her--she's a friend, a companion,...
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>>17223867
>What's more, I'm not just your typical twenty something, but a friendless, outcast, wizard apprentice without any kind of social support,
That's like half the site.
Just shoot yourself or break it off, you retard.
>>17223867
just wait until she's of age? seems pretty simple honestly, considering the fact it's an LDR. should be alright as long as you don't sext her or some shit.
Or break it off and act like a retard.
Either one works.
Just an opinion:
you are a loner looking for support, you need someone, it may be unfair to pursue relationship for that reason, it always end reeeeeaaaaly bad.
You may stay friends though, and give each other support that way without later toxicity and drama coming if you were in ship.
You could go for it, weren't you foreveralone type, but I really recommend overcoming your own ronery issues befor going for something serious with anyone - if you really want to avoid hurting or getting hurt.
Age difference even adds the difficulty, you are at two...
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If self-improvement doesn't make you feel better, what options do you have left?
Pls respond.
kil ursefl
>>17223877
>kil ursefl
I was already thinking about that.
Me and my partner (James) have been together for a little under six years and we were eachother's firsts for pretty much everything.
Throughout our relationship the sex has been pretty great. James obviously has a lower libido than me but I can live with that. Recently he revealed to me that he views sex as "bad and immoral. Something that should be shameful." I was immediately confused because we've been dating for so long and we've been having sex the whole time, he's never mentioned this before. He wasn't raised religiously, either.
He says he likes sex in the moment, but mostly afterwards he feels extremely negatively about the act, that it's gross and embarrassing. Not just penetration either: handjobs, blowjobs, kissing... Apparently he'll get flashbacks throughout the week and become frozen with shame or disgust. He didn't tell me sooner in the relationship because he was afraid I would leave him.
I kind of freaked out. Here I was thinking we were doing something intimate, fun, and mutual but it's something that's been making him for feel horrible for years!
I feel distressed and guilty about this. I no longer feel comfortable having sex with him because I fear it would cause him these "flashbacks". Even when he initiates (which I would say is 50% of the time), he still claims later to "feel really bad about what we did last night".
I feel like this is a huge problem for me, but he doesn't see it as one, that nothing's changed. He's willing to continue having sex (and I believe he does like it sometimes) but I can't stop thinking about whether he's enjoying it, or if this act will make him feel shame later. I don't want to feel guilty about having sex!
I've recommended that he sees a therapist about this but every time he gets insulted saying "I don't have a problem. You're over analyzing this. You're saying I'm broken?", etc.
I just don't know what to do. Am I obsessing over nothing?
yea he needs to see a therapist, i dont know if what im saying is true, but maybe his religious upbringing is fucking up your relationship
or maybe he got raped when he was a kid and he has flashbacks about that when you do things to his boipussy
>>17223845
I've got a pretty similar problem but with my girlfriend. I (a guy) have been completely open with other women in my past when it comes to sex but now after three years, no BJ no cunnilingus no anything except the good old missionary position with this girl. And we're both 24. What are people like us, with normal sex drives to do? Just accept our partners because of everything else EXCEPT sex, or do we move on because life is too short?
>>17223872
sounds like hes already seen the rapist
Does anyone know what this might be on my dog?
>>17223834
I honestly can't tell, but wouldn't it be better if you asked /an/?
I hope that your pupper gets better either way, if he has something wrong, that is.
>>17223860
Thanks man I'll do that
TL;DR my mom is cheating on my dad. 2 different guys in the past 3 years. I never said anything because I didn't want my parents to separate or my mom to hate me for it.
But recently I started feeling real bad for my dad... I don't know what to do
>>17223817
Blackmail her.
Plus.. How did you find out?
>>17223817
Don't let your dad become a cuck OP. When he comes home one day and your mom isn't there, grab two beers and sit down with him and tell him you have something very serious to tell him. Wouldn't you want to know if your wife was being a stupid useless slutty piece of shit whore? :) good luck and fuck stupid sluts
>>17223822
We have 2 house phones. Phone rang early one morning, like around 6am. Mom picked it up downstairs and I picked the other one up. I guess she thought everyone was asleep. Heard the entire convo. Started going on her cell phone... Deleted call history and texts. Ended up following her after work one time, she went to some dude's house and lied about it when she got home.
Bf loves to drink my spit and watch me drool over his cock. can someone explain me the appeal?
>>17223796
why does it matter? it turns him on
>>17223796
who knows. I also enjoy lots of mouthplay and drool
I like putting both my fingers in a woman's mouth and stretching them open
Does he watch anime or did he used to? If so, then he probably is a huge fan of Mysterious Girlfriend X.
pic unrelated, but adorable.
sup /adv/. I'm a woman suffering from polycystic ovarian syndrome(PCOS) which, among other things, causes a MASSIVE increase in my testosterone levels, which has led to a ton of unwanted body and facial hair. I have to shave my face at least once a day, and I regularly come home from work with a bit of stubble having grown over the course of the day. It's humiliating and seriously affects my quality of life.
My question is, while I start the long, drawn out process of trying to get my insurance to cover the cost of laser hair...
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Are you currently treating the PCOS itself? Usually that reduces your test levels and reduces your male-pattern hair grown in turn.
>>17223762
Get a 10M solution of hydrochloric acid and apply generously to areas with unwanted facial hair. The solution is diluted enough to burn hair follicles but not skin. Trust me, after the first use it'll feel like there's nothing there.
shaving is where it's at. you think most dudes you've ever met do it for fun? it's the best solution.
>I regularly come home from work with a bit of stubble having grown over the course of the day.
I don't know if and when and where you take lunch, but you might be able to shave then
I feel like everyone around me are way smarter than I am
I know the typical school stuff like math history etc but I am having issues focusing on stuff
Also I just want to be more intellectual and intelligent how ?
>>17223713
Read.
>way smarter
Perhaps not sounding like an adolescent.
>>17223713
Intelligence isn't a think you aquire not is is paticularly measurable.
People who trot around making pseduo-intellectual arsewipes who trot around making textbook statements about Stoic ethnics aren't smart.
Everyone has issue focusing on things that bore them; right now you have acess to the largest libary of information that has ever been devised; simply google something you've wanted to know about and by the end of the hour you will have found something to explain it.
If...
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Where and how do I pick up MENA women? They are the most attractive women in my opinion. I'm white btw.
>inb4 convert to Islam
>>17223687
Slab on some hummus you pleb.
convert to egyptian paganism
I'm not familiar with degenerate's acronyms. What does MENA mean?
My life for the past few months has consisted of pretty much working, then in off time spending most of my time in my apartment playing Street Fighter/Overwatch, watching Infowars and Trump rallies. This has been my life for the past few months, I feel like I've fallen out with all my high school friends. I haven't dated or anything ever since I broke up with my last gf a few months back.
How do I add some variety to my life?
>>17223613
Stop paying attention to Trump would be a good start. He sucks the life out of everything.
>>17223613
>trump rallies
No wonder you kamikazed your own social life.
>>17223642
yeah pretty much the opposite for me. He energizes the hell out of me, I usually listen to his speeches/rallies while working out and making big breakfasts. Whenever I get depressed, I just remember Donald Trump will make America Great Again. I'm not even an American, but his rallies are very invigorating.
i love chanting along with the people at the rally chanting "BUILD THAT WALL!" even in Overwatch so many people love to shout "BUILD THE WALL" while playing Mei
So I want to make a bong. I have a gatorade bottle, a shit ton of metal sockets, and no stem. I took apart a plastic pen and taped the socket and pen together, but people say plastic pen stems will fuck your lungs and give you cancer. is it safe to use plastic stems? I dont want cancer.
>>17223558
Make a gravity bong. Google it. Or use an apple
if you are this degenerate then put tin foil over the plastic and make a bowl like type thing.but really just make a can bowl because that is sealed better and will hit better. or just go to a store that sells bowls and get a basic glass one for 3 fucking dollars. kinda dumb to spend more on the sockets youll get full of resin as those cost more
You could've applied to a job in the time it took you to foster this stupid hobby.
There is a family on my street that moved in about 2 years ago, a young couple in their late 20s, early 30s. Maybe a year ago the woman gave birth to a kid. Recently, however, she started visiting my mom which seems like a pretty mundane thing, but it got really creepy/weird really fast (I’m 18 btw).
I used to be annoyed by her because she’d always come over with her kid during dinner time, and being the lazy ass that I am, I didn’t want to put on a shirt or pants and go downstairs to get some food. Then one night when we were having dinner I heard a kid crying outside,...
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(Continued...) Then yesterday I decided to hang out with my dad and just as we left, she was standing outside in front of our house again, and as we drove off she stayed there, in the same spot where she always stands outside our house.
Idk what to say /adv/, she’s creepy yeah but should I worry about it? I feel as though she might be plotting something but idk. I tried telling my mom about her being creepy like this and she just blew it off saying that I just don’t like our neighbors, and clearly it’s more than that. What could she possibly want by standing out there?
She's creepy, but you're not really asking why. And I think the why is because she's becoming dependent on your mom. She's also seemingly possessive and that's what she's doing by standing outside even though your mom clearly was busy. I think she's just staking out the place for your mom.
I say this from experience. I've never had creepy shit like that, but my mom befriends people and she likes to help, but they soon start to depend on my mom. It's like they're inept or see my mom as a beacon of light, and they always...
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>>17223555
you're not 18 don't lie to us
get some pictures of her standing there
give us more information
Gf has a mental block making penetration impossible. Some sort of flashback, bringing a feeling of past shitty sexual experience(s).
Anyone dealt with something similar?
Oral
Send her to a psychotherapist OP then leave because it'll take years of treatment kthxbye
>>17223543
its becuase you remind her of them. get your head out of your ass. its not the sex it you.
