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ITT: Post picture of yourself. Everyone suggests what do to improve your physical attributes.
Pic related. It's me. Give me your worst.
Why do you have a pube chin? Shave.
>>17227932
Chinegro Mike Patton
>>17227932
I love these threads because it shows just how fucking bad the chucklefucks on this board are and why you should never take their opinions seriously
>3 year ex left me for someone else
>still fucks me on the side
>almost lost the pussy this weekend.
today
>came to see me
>we go drive around
>tells me that when i told him i was still fucking her he was screaming at her and she was scared he was going to hit her
>he wanted her to bring him to my apartment
>she...
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Sage and Ignore
>>17227821
he cums in her mouth and she leaves to come see you. Both you guys are fucking fools
>>17227832
she told me that she masturbated herself last night and hasnt fucked him since friday -- hes the one getting cucked here. but she may be lying. she always cries when i ask her shit and shes like yes for the thousandth time and tears up.
I'm 23, I just graduated university (with a liberal arts degree, I know they're useless, I failed out of engineering at first and I'm ashamed of it), and I have a post-grad paper-pushing internship in the healthcare field. It's paid (quite a lot actually), and could lead to full time employment- it's a way for me to legitimately support myself financially.
But I hate where I am, where this job will lead, and I'm alone.
My whole life growing up, I wanted to be 'a creative', a designer or a creative director for a fashion...
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Sounds like you have a decent foothold into something with a promising future. I understand you want something more in life, but it's not clear if you know what exactly. What specifically would you do instead? Don't fuck things up chasing undefined dreams. Lay out a detailed plan of what you would seek and how you could accomplish it. Assess the risks and liklihood of success, and then decide whether or not its worth pursuing.
>>17227808
what city is that in your pic
>>17228202
LA/Hollywood
How should I approach this...
My wife and I have had some problems lately. They have gotten bad and we are tying to work it out but it is not going well.
I just got a phone call from a blocked number from a girl, she said hi and used my name.
She said "I know you don't know me. I have been hurt before. Ask her about him. Ask her. I will not say more." And with that she hung up.
No on top of anxiety and stress I'm flipping out.
What do?
>>17227783
just ask her.
>>17227791
I'm concerned it will make things worse. I mean in even asking I am accusing. However if I don't ask I'm essentially being a little bitch and that kills me, because that is not me.
>>17227803
just be explicit. you got a strange phone call.
Do you really want to salvage something where this might be an issue?
I think if it'll make things worse then isn't that good in the long run?
What's a good birthday message that involves dog memes?
Happy birthday hope you party till the woof drops
>>17227916
Actually make that pawty instead of party
Hope you never get hit by a car, the toilet is always clean when you drink out of it and your life doesn't get too ruff.
hey /adv/
I'm a very empathetic person and really love other people. I can tell my friends really cherish my friendship and I feel the same way, but the problem is when it comes to relationships.
I'm not capable of being in an uncommitted relationship, I end up falling in love with the person and getting my feelings hurt. But it's weird, I feel like I could fall in love with anyone that I care about enough to be friends with, if we spend enough time together. That intense feeling that comes when it stops being "just friends" causes me to make...
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bump?
>>17227743
You need to figure out the difference between the temporary empathetic rush and real, lasting, romantic attraction.
I'm in this position too, but from the opposite end: despite high empathy, i can't tell the difference either, so i don't know when to pursue a relationship at all (thus i've never done it, for fear of breaking some poor girl's heart like you when the initial rush wears off, which it does quickly).
I'm trying to run through the list of people i know and dig...
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>>17227743
man you described me to a t... especially this line rang true
>I feel like I could fall in love with anyone that I care about enough to be friends with, if we spend enough time together.
my friends and family always bitch about how my partners are ugly, poor, stupid... but they were very caring at some point and that was all i cared about.
i still keep trying though, and try not to look back in relationships that i've ended. (i've ended every one of them) mostly...
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Hey /adv/,
So I hooked up with a guy for my first time (bicurious) and he blew me for an hour, but I couldn't cum even though I was hard the entire time, so we stopped. It was really fun, we talked afterwards for two hours and he texted me again the same night. Should I text him today if I want to do it again later? Also during the hookup should I kiss him or not (we didn't)?
>Should I text him today
Yes.
>should I kiss him
If you want to.
>>17227681
you were probably just nervous. I fucked a girl i was super into for like three damned hours the first time we hooked up because i was way too nervous to cum.
>>17227700
What do I text him? we talked about our hook up already last night
So, me and my bf have been in a long distance relationship for a long time, I generally see him a couple times a month. Because of time constraints we didn't do a lot of what I want, and aside from a handful of times, PIV hasn't been good because my g-spot doesn't like to work. Except I've found recently that the right voice and words do wonders. So recently I've had someone over the internet essentially dominating me, telling me to hurt myself and deny me orgasm. Bf is moving in soon, so I'm stopping, and I feel like I should tell him, but I don't...
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You disgust me
Why not just have your boyfriend dominate you
>>17227782
I disgust me too. He wasn't interested because we'd only have a few days together, so aside from minor stuff, he didn't want to waste time doing things that took longer. And he's been better about dirty talk and stuff, but then it just kind of fades off again.
>>17227677
You're clearly incapable of controlling yourself so I suspect you'll cheat on him eventually, who cares.
Ok so i feel like this is really wierd
In real life i have no problem talking to people what so ever.
But here on the internet i seem to have some sort of social anxiety. To the point where i just end up lurking for hours but cant seem to post.
Why is that and how can i fix this.
So you got anonymous social web anxiety.
That's one for the books, senpai.
How about start slowly by shitposting a bunch of threads with stuff you don't really identify with? Get used to be hitting that post-button, and ease into it until you're ready to share your actual opinion. It's not like we can hold anything against you, it's anonymous.
Cool trooper btw
Sounds like you're afraid of open criticism.
Modern social behavior tends to discourage this.
I've been changing my IP to access Internet. If I wanted to delete the history of my IP changing, how would I go about doing that? I don't want my IP changes to be seen
it's stored in system32
>>17227628
>Just delete windows and throw your computer out of the window
>Or try sudo rm -rf
4chan is not a good place to ask advice
>>17227639
i was gentle i didn't even tell him to install gentoo
18 y/o virgin. why do I have a lifelong desire to be mothered by women and treated like a child?
OP you just lucked out I'm literally a faggot fetishist pervert so I was researching this very subject as an aside for my own condition read up on Erotic Target Location Errors.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Erotic_target_location_error
>>17227616
Kek
That was relevant to my interest. I think my bf might have a fetish for playing a baby
I want this, but my mother died when I was very young, so It makes sense for me.
What to improve/change regarding appearance? I feel like I have no fashion whatsoever. I was considering buying like a snap back or something but idk.
I'm a big dude if that makes a difference, 6'5" and kind of chunky
Pic related is me
Pluck inbetween your eyebrows, shave your face, start some form of exercise, and get some new clothes to wear when you're out of the house.
>>17227598
You got good eyebrows
You just need to wax em.shave.get a nice haircut.start doing some running and cardio.
Fashion doesn't matter. As long as you radiate confidence people will be attracted.
Shave, you don't have "rugged 5 o'clock shadow". Or grow a proper beard. No in-between.
Pluck your unibrow.
Smile.
Wear a well-fit shirt that doesn't have dumbass graphics on it.
>kind of chunky
Then go to the gym.
You're 6'5 and don't have a retards haircut, you're already 60% of the way to being attractive.
I've been having night sweats for the last month, I can't sleep more than 4 hours without waking up completely drenched. I've spoken to my doctor about this and she is clueless to the cause and supposedly can't give me any drug that will prevent it from happening.
I'm on remeron, effexor, carvedilol and valium. I take them for mental issues I have no physical problems and have been on all of them for longer than I've been having night sweats so I feel these can be ruled out.
A friend suggest benadryl but it did nothing but make my...
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stop being a fat fuck
>>17227605
I'm 47kg fuck off back to r9k you virgin cunt.
Get a small fan and put it on your bed to help circulate air.
Don't eat any carbs before bed.
Make sure you have breathable sheets and comforter.
Make sure your room is DARK when you go to sleep. It helps release more melatonin which helps lower core body temperature. It's the same reason you wake up sweaty from naps.
Also talk to your doctor about it, being on that many medications might be causing some side effects, or your body might just be constantly sweating them out.
Why can you not jerk off when you have a crush?
Oww, how cute, are you a guy
>>17227524
most people can, you might be some fucked up moralfag
>>17227524
You feel like betraying her i guess
Am I being a buzzkill or am I doing the right thing?
For the past six years, my friends and I have done a 4th of July beach vacation at our friend's condo. We want one of our best friends to come that hasn't made it in the past couple of years. But, my friend always has me make the arrangements for the trip for her. Its her parents' place, and they have a limit on how many people are allowed to come. There's a front desk person and cameras - we can't just let anyone in.
I cannot get this guy to commit to the trip. He's whining that...
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>people are anxious to book flights because we're less than a month away and they're getting expensive
There's your answer. The trip isn't about him. If he can't commit then too bad. tell him he has until _____ to give you a yes or no answer, then his spot is up for grabs. I doubt anyone is going to give you shit for saving them money on plane tickets.
don't even tell him if he is being non committal I doubt he really cares
just book his spot
>>17227527
>>17227534
This. Fuck that dude and all the flakey cunts like him. So entitled and selfish.
