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ITT: Post picture of yourself. Everyone suggests what do to improve your physical attributes.
Pic related. It's me. Give me your worst.
Why do you have a pube chin? Shave.
>>17227932
Chinegro Mike Patton
>>17227932
I love these threads because it shows just how fucking bad the chucklefucks on this board are and why you should never take their opinions seriously
>3 year ex left me for someone else
>still fucks me on the side
>almost lost the pussy this weekend.
today
>came to see me
>we go drive around
>tells me that when i told him i was still fucking her he was screaming at her and she was scared he was going to hit her
>he wanted her to bring him to my apartment
>she didnt and he got up in her face
>he wants to fight me now
>i fucked her today
>came in her mouth
>she just left to go see him
>told her hes a piece of shit
>she didnt say anything
>she said she ended up lying to him and he believed her after her crying
should i beat his ass? if not, what do?
wat do
Sage and Ignore
>>17227821
he cums in her mouth and she leaves to come see you. Both you guys are fucking fools
>>17227832
she told me that she masturbated herself last night and hasnt fucked him since friday -- hes the one getting cucked here. but she may be lying. she always cries when i ask her shit and shes like yes for the thousandth time and tears up.
I'm 23, I just graduated university (with a liberal arts degree, I know they're useless, I failed out of engineering at first and I'm ashamed of it), and I have a post-grad paper-pushing internship in the healthcare field. It's paid (quite a lot actually), and could lead to full time employment- it's a way for me to legitimately support myself financially.
But I hate where I am, where this job will lead, and I'm alone.
My whole life growing up, I wanted to be 'a creative', a designer or a creative director for a fashion company, an ad firm or even in entertainment media... something 'fun'- I never had the balls to take a risk and go to an art school, or take unpaid internship/slave jobs.
I just listened to my parents and took the 'safe STEM route'. I left a major major metropolis city filled with opportunities to go to a middle-of-nowhere podunk town for a good college on the opposite side of the country where I'm working now, and now I feel trapped. I also feel isolated as fuck. I'm into 'artsy'/alt/libruhl shit for lack of a better word, and I live in a good old american football town where not driving a pickup truck means people question your sexuality. It's a different culture, no way do I intend to put it down, but I really can just not fit in here.
I have difficulties connecting with people where I'm at now, and I feel that I'm going to be trapped in a cubicle looking out the window at highways, trees, and deer instead of pic related for at least the next few years of my life doing work I don't and won't give two shits about. Fuck it, I'll say it, I'm scared.
How do I cope? Is this just what adulthood is like? Broken dreams? I'm thinking of taking a risk, driving back to my home city after the internship is over, and pursue my dream there- but if I crash and burn I'll either have to live off my parents or be homeless, both of which will probably be worse for me than if I stayed here.
>inb4 hurr durr entitled millennials
Sounds like you have a decent foothold into something with a promising future. I understand you want something more in life, but it's not clear if you know what exactly. What specifically would you do instead? Don't fuck things up chasing undefined dreams. Lay out a detailed plan of what you would seek and how you could accomplish it. Assess the risks and liklihood of success, and then decide whether or not its worth pursuing.
>>17227808
what city is that in your pic
>>17228202
LA/Hollywood
How should I approach this...
My wife and I have had some problems lately. They have gotten bad and we are tying to work it out but it is not going well.
I just got a phone call from a blocked number from a girl, she said hi and used my name.
She said "I know you don't know me. I have been hurt before. Ask her about him. Ask her. I will not say more." And with that she hung up.
No on top of anxiety and stress I'm flipping out.
What do?
>>17227783
just ask her.
>>17227791
I'm concerned it will make things worse. I mean in even asking I am accusing. However if I don't ask I'm essentially being a little bitch and that kills me, because that is not me.
>>17227803
just be explicit. you got a strange phone call.
Do you really want to salvage something where this might be an issue?
I think if it'll make things worse then isn't that good in the long run?
What's a good birthday message that involves dog memes?
Happy birthday hope you party till the woof drops
>>17227916
Actually make that pawty instead of party
Hope you never get hit by a car, the toilet is always clean when you drink out of it and your life doesn't get too ruff.
hey /adv/
I'm a very empathetic person and really love other people. I can tell my friends really cherish my friendship and I feel the same way, but the problem is when it comes to relationships.
I'm not capable of being in an uncommitted relationship, I end up falling in love with the person and getting my feelings hurt. But it's weird, I feel like I could fall in love with anyone that I care about enough to be friends with, if we spend enough time together. That intense feeling that comes when it stops being "just friends" causes me to make hasty decisions. It always feels like that's the ONE person and for a while I feel truly grateful and complete. Of course it doesn't last forever, I end up feeling trapped in the relationship because I want to leave but at the same time I feel so miserable just thinking about breaking the other person's heart. All my past relationships always reached a point in which it just felt like a friendship because those initial feelings just drifted away with time.
When I break up a relationship I feel so torn, so tricked by myself, that I don't want to fall in love ever again. It came to a point in which I started to distance from people who were getting too close to me, but it eventually felt ridiculous to run away from something when obviously feelings were mutually. Like before, it felt like that was it, but then the feelings passed.
I really don't know what to do anymore. I don't want to hurt anyone, but it feels like I'll either tear a person's feelings for putting a relationship to an end or by fleeing a possible one because I'm scared I'll end up getting tired. Guess I've been deceived into think "the one" is real. Maybe I need to accept there's no such as thing as strong feelings that last forever. Is it all really a lie, /adv/? Should I just commit to something when I find someone I can live with even if it feels dull compared to the things I felt before?
Sometimes I just want to run away and hug the true one tightly.
bump?
>>17227743
You need to figure out the difference between the temporary empathetic rush and real, lasting, romantic attraction.
I'm in this position too, but from the opposite end: despite high empathy, i can't tell the difference either, so i don't know when to pursue a relationship at all (thus i've never done it, for fear of breaking some poor girl's heart like you when the initial rush wears off, which it does quickly).
I'm trying to run through the list of people i know and dig deep into what i feel about/towards each of them, in detail. That may help, especially since it can reveal patterns.
>>17227743
man you described me to a t... especially this line rang true
>I feel like I could fall in love with anyone that I care about enough to be friends with, if we spend enough time together.
my friends and family always bitch about how my partners are ugly, poor, stupid... but they were very caring at some point and that was all i cared about.
i still keep trying though, and try not to look back in relationships that i've ended. (i've ended every one of them) mostly because there was probably a good reason why i've ended it. sometimes i think back and wonder if i did the right thing or if i should've tried to save the relationship harder... in the end i realized there's just so many people out there and so many possibilities to discover so might as well move on when i feel it's time.
i think what helps is that i try to embrace the possibility that i'll end up alone and try to enjoy my relationships for what it is... i already have a few grand plans about that, like traveling the world, taking care of some really cute cats and dogs, really honing my art skills and creating works that i can leave behind after i'm gone... my "true one" will be the one who'll be with me when i'm on my deathbed, and if i don't find that true one, well then i guess i would've lived a fulfilling life anyway.
Hey /adv/,
So I hooked up with a guy for my first time (bicurious) and he blew me for an hour, but I couldn't cum even though I was hard the entire time, so we stopped. It was really fun, we talked afterwards for two hours and he texted me again the same night. Should I text him today if I want to do it again later? Also during the hookup should I kiss him or not (we didn't)?
>Should I text him today
Yes.
>should I kiss him
If you want to.
>>17227681
you were probably just nervous. I fucked a girl i was super into for like three damned hours the first time we hooked up because i was way too nervous to cum.
>>17227700
What do I text him? we talked about our hook up already last night
So, me and my bf have been in a long distance relationship for a long time, I generally see him a couple times a month. Because of time constraints we didn't do a lot of what I want, and aside from a handful of times, PIV hasn't been good because my g-spot doesn't like to work. Except I've found recently that the right voice and words do wonders. So recently I've had someone over the internet essentially dominating me, telling me to hurt myself and deny me orgasm. Bf is moving in soon, so I'm stopping, and I feel like I should tell him, but I don't know how it would go. I was essentially doing it to fill the one hole I feel we have, that hopefully we'll work on when he's living with me. And it wouldn't be so bad if a few years ago I hadn't gotten confused and thought I liked someone (I wasn't used to attention, and hadn't seen my bf in like two months and this is the only guy I've been with so it was like "Do I even know if this is what I'm supposed to do? Who I'm supposed to be with?". Since then I have definitely had an easy time differentiating between love and lust, and the guy doming is nothing beyond that, though I like him as a friend. It hasn't gone beyond voice/text, no faces or names or videos, just him telling me what to do and me doing it). I know it's shitty, but sometimes it's frustrating, and I'm so sensitive to voices and control, it kind of started off as an accident and then just kept going.
You disgust me
Why not just have your boyfriend dominate you
>>17227782
I disgust me too. He wasn't interested because we'd only have a few days together, so aside from minor stuff, he didn't want to waste time doing things that took longer. And he's been better about dirty talk and stuff, but then it just kind of fades off again.
>>17227677
You're clearly incapable of controlling yourself so I suspect you'll cheat on him eventually, who cares.
Ok so i feel like this is really wierd
In real life i have no problem talking to people what so ever.
But here on the internet i seem to have some sort of social anxiety. To the point where i just end up lurking for hours but cant seem to post.
Why is that and how can i fix this.
So you got anonymous social web anxiety.
That's one for the books, senpai.
How about start slowly by shitposting a bunch of threads with stuff you don't really identify with? Get used to be hitting that post-button, and ease into it until you're ready to share your actual opinion. It's not like we can hold anything against you, it's anonymous.
Cool trooper btw
Sounds like you're afraid of open criticism.
Modern social behavior tends to discourage this.
I've been changing my IP to access Internet. If I wanted to delete the history of my IP changing, how would I go about doing that? I don't want my IP changes to be seen
it's stored in system32
>>17227628
>Just delete windows and throw your computer out of the window
>Or try sudo rm -rf
4chan is not a good place to ask advice
>>17227639
i was gentle i didn't even tell him to install gentoo
18 y/o virgin. why do I have a lifelong desire to be mothered by women and treated like a child?
OP you just lucked out I'm literally a faggot fetishist pervert so I was researching this very subject as an aside for my own condition read up on Erotic Target Location Errors.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Erotic_target_location_error
>>17227616
Kek
That was relevant to my interest. I think my bf might have a fetish for playing a baby
I want this, but my mother died when I was very young, so It makes sense for me.
What to improve/change regarding appearance? I feel like I have no fashion whatsoever. I was considering buying like a snap back or something but idk.
I'm a big dude if that makes a difference, 6'5" and kind of chunky
Pic related is me
Pluck inbetween your eyebrows, shave your face, start some form of exercise, and get some new clothes to wear when you're out of the house.
>>17227598
You got good eyebrows
You just need to wax em.shave.get a nice haircut.start doing some running and cardio.
Fashion doesn't matter. As long as you radiate confidence people will be attracted.
Shave, you don't have "rugged 5 o'clock shadow". Or grow a proper beard. No in-between.
Pluck your unibrow.
Smile.
Wear a well-fit shirt that doesn't have dumbass graphics on it.
>kind of chunky
Then go to the gym.
You're 6'5 and don't have a retards haircut, you're already 60% of the way to being attractive.
I've been having night sweats for the last month, I can't sleep more than 4 hours without waking up completely drenched. I've spoken to my doctor about this and she is clueless to the cause and supposedly can't give me any drug that will prevent it from happening.
I'm on remeron, effexor, carvedilol and valium. I take them for mental issues I have no physical problems and have been on all of them for longer than I've been having night sweats so I feel these can be ruled out.
A friend suggest benadryl but it did nothing but make my sweats worse..
Yesterday I was furious and decided enough was enough, I stripped my bed, blasted the A/C took 20mg of valium, 600mg of lyrica and 120mg of oxycontin, within half an hour I was a slurring mess and passed out as soon as I hit the pillow, I woke up 17 hours later in a puddle, my chest and stomach had a dull stabbing pain and my whole body was quivering, I got out of bed, threw up almost immediately collapsed and passed out for another hour.
I'm on my last straw here, I now despise sleep and it frightens me because I know I'll wake up in a puddle so it's like what's the fucking point? I'm lucky I didn't OD on all that crap and all it did was allow me to get a long sleep, it changed nothing.
Someone out there must have experienced this, what am I meant to do here?
stop being a fat fuck
>>17227605
I'm 47kg fuck off back to r9k you virgin cunt.
Get a small fan and put it on your bed to help circulate air.
Don't eat any carbs before bed.
Make sure you have breathable sheets and comforter.
Make sure your room is DARK when you go to sleep. It helps release more melatonin which helps lower core body temperature. It's the same reason you wake up sweaty from naps.
Also talk to your doctor about it, being on that many medications might be causing some side effects, or your body might just be constantly sweating them out.
Why can you not jerk off when you have a crush?
Oww, how cute, are you a guy
>>17227524
most people can, you might be some fucked up moralfag
>>17227524
You feel like betraying her i guess
Am I being a buzzkill or am I doing the right thing?
For the past six years, my friends and I have done a 4th of July beach vacation at our friend's condo. We want one of our best friends to come that hasn't made it in the past couple of years. But, my friend always has me make the arrangements for the trip for her. Its her parents' place, and they have a limit on how many people are allowed to come. There's a front desk person and cameras - we can't just let anyone in.
I cannot get this guy to commit to the trip. He's whining that we want to fly. His friend is "bringing a cute girl to town" that weekend. He wants to know why we "really" need to know right now and why he can't just say yes or no a few days before the trip.
His spot could be filled by someone else. We need to make plane reservations, because we don't want to drive. The girl who owns the condo has given me 100% control of all plans and all invites, but people are anxious to book flights because we're less than a month away and they're getting expensive.
Am I a dick if I tell him the offer for him to come on the trip is revoked and we're going to take someone else or possibly not even fill his spot, but he's out?
>people are anxious to book flights because we're less than a month away and they're getting expensive
There's your answer. The trip isn't about him. If he can't commit then too bad. tell him he has until _____ to give you a yes or no answer, then his spot is up for grabs. I doubt anyone is going to give you shit for saving them money on plane tickets.
don't even tell him if he is being non committal I doubt he really cares
just book his spot
>>17227527
>>17227534
This. Fuck that dude and all the flakey cunts like him. So entitled and selfish.
