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Alright /adv/, the fuck is on my leg? This has been there for a couple years now and it's starting to look nasty
>>17234740
its a dongle
>>17234740
It's infected, whatever it is.
>>17234740
If only there were professionals that could answer health related questions... Gosh that would be swell.
Serious question here
I love my 22 yr old gf very much and I can't imagine being without her, but I fantasize about her sleeping with other people and enjoying great sex. It turns me on like nothing else. I'm not into humiliation or chasity and whatever. I just want her to freely enjoy sex with others.
When we have sex she likes to tease me with dirty talk, saying to let her go out to night clubs and going home with other guys. But she seem to get a little annoyed when I seem too enthusiastic about it. It seems like she only brings up this kind of stuff...
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Disgusting cuck
>>17234726
You are literally a cuckold. Talk to her about it, and see if she's willing to go through with getting fucked by a bull
Have you tried suicide?
>meet a girl at work
>she's genuinely funny, interesting and cute
>she seems interested in me but refers to me as the cool/weird guy when we hang out during work
>don't see her very often due to differing shift schedules
>might have a boyfriend outside of work not sure also feel i might have missed my chance
nevertheless im gonna end up asking her out in the next few days but im wondering how should...
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Just ask her to go for a coffee some time. Be as ambiguous as possible - something like dinner+movie is too obviously a date. Make it seem like whatever you invite her to could just be two friends hanging out. Then you can find out stuff like her relationship status
You'll blow it, but if you don't blow it now, you'll just blow it later. So, you might as well get as early of a start on it as you can.
>>17234721
how do i do that without it being forced/awkward?
>>17234764
perhaps
I really need advice lads, about my girlfriend. Shes currently at uni taking illustration and she has massive self confidence issues and insecurity about her art and talent. She thinks that she hasn't made enough progress for the 10+ years shes been drawing and thinks she draws like a child/teenager. Her stuff is good, not the best but its a lot better than she thinks it is, and I tell her this.
I'm really at a bit of a loose end with her, I've got no idea what to say to her any more apart from "your work is good" & "don't worry"....
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>>17234661
also a side note, I worry a lot of her issues are from a lack of perspective. Shes quite middle class and has never really had a 'real' job. She currently works at her parents accountancy firm doing very little for quite a lot of money.
>>17234661
If that's her work then it is pretty high school level. If you look at her work and it's stagnant or at a plateau, suggest working in different mediums to get her out of a rut. Worked for me.
>>17234682
I suggested different mediums but she said that shes tried pretty much all of them and that she hates all of them.
I once suggested doing something other than art but she had a bit of a breakdown about not knowing what else to do with her life...
how do you cope with everything being so temporary?
How do you cope with the fact that a song does not go on forever? That a meal only lasts so long? That going swimming on a hot summers day stops being pleasant after the sun goes down?
Permanence robs life of it's interest and joy.
Because all things are and the very nature of the universe is momentariness and fluidity. You cope by moving with it, never digging your roots in and remaining flexible and adaptable.
>>17234668
doesn't that get tiring?
Hello, I have had gingivitis for at least 15 years now (I'm 22) but I didn't knew it. I always struggle with little lip ulcers and mouth bleeding when brushing my teeth and because of that I never ate much, was very insecure and never had a gf. So I discovered I had that and got checked, doc said I was critical and injected me something etc. now I can brush my teeth without bleeding and thus be healthier. This girl has a crush on me (I'm a 6.5 - 7), she spoke with me yesterday and I really wanna give It a try, to expierence how it feels to be cared (other than...
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I need help, idk if what the doctor did to me will change anything... She basically told me "try not to bite yourself fkr"
I'm not an expert on health problems but I don't think a dentist will give you the answer you want.
>>17234636
As a medfag I can say I've never heard of this in my life... and by the sounds of it, neither did your doctor
Any Crohn's or rheumatic diseases run in the family?
A cause needs to be found before it can be tackled
In the meantime, perhaps chlorohexidine mouth wash?
Long story short , my bf is really cool and my car is broken so he came to pick me up from work but he was late and I really had to go aaand I didn't make it to the toilet but in his car and I actually made a mess because I was wearing a skirt and it was diarrhea. He dropped me by my house while him being dipped in awkwardness and me dipped in embarassment and literally shit. What to do ? I love him but this is the most embarassing thing ever and I don't have the courage to reply to his texts . Dear god help.
>>17234631
Tale responsibility for your actions or this event will weigh in your future actions more than you can imagine
>>17234631
>Tale responsibility for your actions or this event will weigh in your future actions more than you can imagine
Lol thanks . Any tips tho?
>>17234635
Lol thanks. Any tips tho?
Hey /adv/,
How do I turn my one time hookup into a fuckbuddy? He use to text everyday before the hookup, and he texted me the same night after the hookup. He told me how great it was, and how great it was talking to him. Both in person and in text he asked if we I wanted to meet again and I agreed. But I texted him two days later (yesterday and first time I initiated), and he didn't seem as as interested in the conversation. In the hookup I wasn't able to cum, and I was rough which is what he specifically asked for. He implied he was sort of disappointed that...
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When I would pull this stuff with a one night stand after the hook up, it usually meant I really just wasn't that interested.
But, who knows, if he strikes out some weekend at a bar, he might search through his phone for a booty call, and if you keep hitting him up at times you think he might be looking to get that dick wet, you might get lucky and he'll settle for you again.
>>17234600
Even if he asked me if I wanted to do it again?
>>17234600
We also talked for like two hours after the hook up in person
Hello,
I am moving from my current apartment soon and my landlord will be coming to inspect the house before I leave. The problem is I have a rabbit and when we just moved he chewed on the walls and I don't really want to pay for renovating. (self financing college student)
So how do I cover up these chewed out walls? I will upload one more picture where he chewed A LOT, and it'll be probably harder to cover up.
Here's another place that he chewed.
Help pls. .___.
>>17234399
Stop bejng a faggot and fix it, u shouldnt had let ur rabbit hew the godmn wals
So that pic is my legs currently, I never really noticed how ugly the leg hair looks so I want to trim it down and make it alot less thick. What are my choices here? I don't want to get rid of my leg hair just control and trim it down, make it less ugly
>>17234382
Please dont do that. Your leg hair is honestly fine just be a normal dude
Hair on dudes legs is perfectly normal. It would be very weird to trim it. Let it alone, seriously
Clipper. I trim to a #3 once per month.
I will tell a little about myself~ I'm a girl, 26, blonde with green eyes, I love alternative fashions (tattoos, colored hair etc) and I'm vegan...
After reading /pol/ and getting redpilled more and more, I kept losing friends because most of them are lefties, theists and most of the girls ( alternative like me) are hardcore feminists, at a birthday party they all talked about wanting a black boyfriend and only after being redpilled I understood why that is.
Not long ago I met a nice vegan german on League of legends but he was a Bernie lover to a point...
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>>17234354
Marry me pls
>redpilled
Why do you let that shithole influence you that much? I have friends who haven't catched up on common sense too. Doesn't mean they are complete scum and i need to cut contact. Become less entitled and adopt more of a "live and let live"-mindset
>been in long term relationship with bf (almost 6 years)
>feel loved, and give my loves to him
>he acts like an edgelord or like its a direct hit to his masculinity to say that he loves me
>usually just jokingly denies that he loves me
>but known him long enough to know his joke/sarcasm voice
>he's extremely affectionate with me
>does things that show me he loves and cares
>literally feels like my best friend/lover
It feels strange to be in a relationship this long and we've never vocally said we love each other.
I don't know what to think of this? Is it okay to be in a healthy, loving relationship in which we do not say I love you. Sometimes I feel like we should say it, but nonetheless we are happy and comfortable. It also makes me slightly insecure about how serious our relationship is.. He has honestly told me that he feels like he cannot love anyone until at least 7+ years into a relationship.
Also, more recently he's been talking about things like marriage, moving in together, eventually having children. Which sends me some mixed messages... Also, if it helps, I'm 24, he's 27.
What does an outsider have to say? (also pic unrelated)
>>17234294
He sounds emotionally immature.
My sister is with her bf since 5 years and they have two kids. I don't know the exact stats, but it took them many years till they finally said "i love you". Some people are just weird af with those words. Bf and i said it after 4 months and have told us every day since then. I'd say son't compare your relationship to others. If both of you are happy with how things are, it's alright. Y'know, don't fix something that isn't broken.
If it bothers you, tell him.
>>17234301
He's always been like a turtle in it's shell regarding his serious, deep emotions towards things. He also believes things like actions speak louder than words.
Plus, his friends still joke that anything cutesy or boyfriend-like he does for me is "gay" which is annoying. In that sense, around me and to our female friends, he calls me my pet names and says cutesy things about me. With male friends, he calls me his "lady" and tries to act really masculine.
So that's...
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Hi /adv/
I've been hooked with this girl ever since I was junior highschool. You can say I'm having oneitis. For most of the day I can spend my time without thinking about her. But when I do, it became loop.
The only one day I could orget about her is when I fell in love with other women or in a relationship. But when I'm single I'm always thinking about her. Our relation between each other is now fucked up. I screwed it up when I was HighSchool and she doesn't want to talk to me anymore.
I know that I need to get other girl... but...
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>>17234266
I like her lips.
>>17234266
How did you screw it up?
>>17234288
yeah, I like her smile
>>17234292
you want short version or greentext?
I feel like half a man because im 5'3, and relatively skinny. Ill never get the dignity or respect that normal sized people get, and I didnt even do anything to not receive it, I was just born.
I tried lifting and ended up making myself more depressed just from looking at people who know what theyre doing and could make fun of me at any moment they liked because they could and because I couldnt do anything about it if they did.
most children are taller than and tall as me, anytime someone is laughing I believe its about my height. I cant even buy clothes,...
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>>17234251
Post pic because I find it hard to believe you're adult and 5'3"
>>17234251
Anon, my father is 5'3". He gets respect.
Go back to lifting, it's easier for shorter men like ourselves (i'm 5'7") because our testosterone goes further.
If you get good and ripped, fewer people will fuck with you. Trust me.
And most importantly, stop being so goddamn insecure. Don't just sit there and hope people respect you. And don't care so much if they don't: that's a problem with then, not you.
Just ignore that shit and do what you need to do.
>>17234297
Here was my prom picture, I'm 18
>>17234324
I've tried lifting for years and I never put on any muscle, my lifts are all terrible and embarrassing
Being in the gym made me depressed enough to the point I left on the verge of tears mid set last week
I hate to be in love or at to think I am in love
I hate that she is everything I like in one person
I hate that she is so much like my first love and yet so different
I hate that I we met over Facebook and we have never spoken over skype because she doesn’t have time
I hate that after I have looked her Facebook Tumbler and everything else over time and time again and I get the same result that she she is a real girl
I hate that I can see her fault and I don’t care’
I hate that she lives in Germany and me in Denmark
I hate that she seems to like me...
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>>17234213
Send her dick pics
In the same situation here. Just tell her.
>>17234213
Are you still here? If so, how old are you? You seem quite young, the way to lay out this topic
