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will my university let me in if I beg?/ pretty worried I won't reach my target grade for at least one subject.
Yes, but only if you do it on your knees. Be really insistent and you'll soften them after it's all said and done.
>>17234230
what if it's over the phone?
>>17234209
If you have a good reason for your marks being shit, maybe. If not, no.
Hey /adv/, i have a problem with my BF. He's gentle, quite good looking (8/10), funny and shares a lot of interests with me such as anime, music, philosophy etc (quite sure he lurks here as well). There's only one thing wrong about him: whenever he sees me eat fruit (apples, grape, peaches and all that stuff) it's like he avoids kissing/touching me, like if fruit was his worst enemy or whatever. How can i stop this autistic fear of fruit he has? It's quite annoying.
>>17234201
Use skill named conversation: ask him what is his relarionship with fruit and or vegetables.
Don't fix what isn't broken.
>>17234214
I asked him of course. All he says is "It's just gross" and then tries to avoid the argument
>watches anime
>8/10
Sure thing OP
Pic is a 8/10
Okay so long story short.
>Be me
>Everytime me and girlfriend have sex she likes to say No
>I stop every time
>She gets mad and tells me not to stop.
>I keep going after she says No.
>She starts pushing me away by my chest and saying no
>I stop thinking she's serious
>She says she wanted me to keep going and she was about to cum.
It's been very awkward, she's been asking me if she's making me uncomfortable, and seems to feel bad.
I asked her if she has a rape fetish but she said she didn't she just was aroused about the concept of me personally getting angry at her and fucking her rough.
I'm not sure what to do in this situation.
>>17234197
Haven't you heard of safe words?? "No" means "yes", "yes" means "anal", and "pineapple" means "No". Get with the times, brah.
>>17234207
I'm only fucking 21, I've never had rough sex like that before. So would pineapple work as a safe word?
we're both quite inexperienced.
>>17234212
Yeah, come up with a safe word.
Gf blew me while having prodromal symptoms of a cold sore on her lip. How fucked am I??
>>17234193
wait
how are u
like in relationship with someone and not know they have herpes
even so
furthermore
why would u initiate in sexual activity if u presume somebody has herpes
Congrats, you just contracted the HSV-2 virus.
While only a miniscule skin irritation on the genitals, initially it can be quite bad and shocking. You may not see symptoms for 1-4 weeks, and you may not see symptoms at all ever to be quite honest.
But, usually if you do, the first batch is the roughest, but over time (I.E. 1-3 years) you'll basically become borderline immune to the symptoms and you'll probably forget you even ever had the issue to begin with.
Don't get diagnosed, especially with electronic records it will follow you the rest of your life and you'll be marked for a minor skin condition that really has no effect on anyones life or well being that was only looked down upon once the pharmacy companies figured out how to treat the skin irritation, as opposed to the blood virus that remains stagnant.
Basically, you're fine, the first year might be hard getting used to it, but you'll forget all about it for the rest of your life.
If you're expecting it to flare up, or you're just finished with a previous outbreak I'd take it easy on whipping your dick out, and wrecking random pussy, as you are more prone to passing it on that way.
If you stick to blowjobs for your one night stands, I doubt you'll ever have any trouble.
How 2 remove tiny glass shard from feet?
Please thank you
>>17234167
Leave it alone.
I work in a job where you get a lot of splinters and that's the best advice: leave it be.
Your body will slowly push it out since it is a foreign object.
If you keep fucking with it you will just push it deeper and make a bigger wound.
Also, rub some lotion on your feet, you disgusting bastard.
>>17234167
Tweezers and a knife.
>>17234178
Last time i got one a layer of skin grew on it and it got stuck.
>Also, rub some lotion on your feet, you disgusting bastard.
Are you a girl?
>>17234180
I'm already trying with little success.
need to know easiest way to kill myself
>>17234156
The old carbon-dioxide-in-the-car trick just puts you to sleep and you never wake up
But then, you might as well do some depraved shit before you go, think about all the crazy sex you could be having
Pills? Pain medication of someshit.
>>17234156
i've tried nothing, everything works
How do you tell if you're lonely or if you just have anxiety?
Do anti-anxiety pills make you stop wanting a gf/bf?
>lonely
>anxiety
Do you feel anxiety normally?
>>17234153
I have brief moments of not feeling anxiety when I'm drunk or extremely tired.
But do pills make it stop? Can I just pop a xanax or something and never want to be hugged or kissed again?
I'm gonna be vague on purpose but I'm having a sort of personal crisis and have no one I can really talk to about it.
I've been in a relationship with this person for 4 years, our 5th anniversary coming up next month. I love her very dearly, we were each other's first everythings and the whole shtick. We met just before college and just graduated together. We're learning how to face the "real world" and whatnot. I'm 23, she's 22.
I'm a creative type and am pursuing my stupid dreams. She works in her field. I have issues I don't even really know how to describe. It's gotta be mild depression and anxiety related, but I'm not seeing anyone for it. For the last month or so I've been thinking about ending things with her because our lives are clearly beginning to move in different directions. She wants to travel and plan trips, plan and save for a wedding, plan the future. Meanwhile I'm still planning on getting my dumb dreams off the ground (while dealing with the thoughts that I'll likely never truly take off and will probably work low-paying jobs for my whole life). I don't know how to reconcile this.
I love this woman so madly. When I look at her my heart wants to explode. But we're diverging, there's just a sense of total dread hanging over my whole life and our future and relationship. When we're together I'm awkward, I can barely talk to her. But she still wouldn't dream of ending things. I have been feeling like I should to keep her from having to deal with the next ten years of my life. I can barely even write songs these days and yet I have these ridiculous delusions of grandeur about conquering my local scene when I'm a barely qualified open micer.
I'm rambling and this all sounds completely incoherent I'm sure. I feel like I'm exploding sometimes.
>>17234126
You need to sit down with her and talk about this seriously. You're at a make or break situation.
>>17234134
I honestly don't know how. It would crush her. I'm torn so in half by fear of losing my love and needing to be alone
Usually the 'creative' type of guys just bounce from one young girl to another, I suggest you to do that
I'm going to fucking die help I don't know what to do
Last night I had sex with my girlfriend. Everything smooth but at same points she complains stop it hurts. I don't want to be beta so I make my voice all husky and reassuring and tell her to just bear with it it'll go away. A few seconds later, she complains again and hits me yelling at me stop. I really don't want to stop and I think she's just playing kinky so I go harder and ignore her. She screams and yells at me and hts me over and over but at some point she just gives up. I cum in her and everything's good and quiet again, she doesn't move but I'm fucking tired I juat doze off.
This morning she screamef at me I'm a rapist, like yells in rage and breaks my stuff throws shit at me she fucking threw a glass at my head. Then she stormed off to fucking tell everyone what happened. I've been receiving death threats from friends telling me I'm a disgusting rapist and I should die. She went to my mother and my mother's just confronted me about it she asked me "Did you stop?" and I said no because I feel lying will just make shit worse and my mother started screaming at me too, she's still yelling she doesn't want a rapist for a son, I'm disgusting, she hopes I rot in jail and she's kicking me out she knows I can't afford to live on my own with my wage but she doesn't care she's told me she hopes I die help
You didn't stop when she repeatedly asked you to stop. That makes you a rapist. Time to deal with the consequences.
Fuck you OP. You deserve all that shit and more.
>>17234051
What do you want us to say? By all accounts, you raped her. It's jail time, buddy.
Can someone write my grocery list for me? I want to spend $60/wk on me alone. I have a stove and microwave and know how to use both. No restrictions on the diet, but I'd request you guys keep fiber in mind because my digestive health is absolute shit because I've eaten fast food for 80% of my meals in the last year.
>>17234031
damn nigga, 60 a week? What are you a fatass?
Get quality bread, oats, wheat, grains, all that jazz for sandwiches. They're usually like, no more than 2 bucks a loaf.
Then get various spreads and meats that aren't 100% unhealthy, and enjoy.
Maybe a dozen eggs, some whole milk, and some generic not overly sugar cereal.
Or you could go for the fiber cereal, they're not bad.
Count you calories if you're trying to lose weight, though.
>>17234046
I'm 5'10" 150lbs. Trying to sustain for now. I just don't want every bathroom trip to be... miserable, due to grease and fat. Thanks for the input amigo.
Base your diet around quality organic proteins (eggs, grass fed beef, free range chickens, low-Mercury wild-caught fish, etc.) and eat tons of organic fruit (fiber++) and vegetables. Don't buy any pre-made/processed foods, and cook 95% of your meals yourself.
I suggest eliminating grains entirely.
I live in university halls of residence
>10 minutes ago I was in someone's room
>while walking back I decide I need to go to the toilet
>I don't usually go to bathroom on this floor from this end of the corridor
>start checking my phone while walking
> turn and open the door I think is the toilet
>there's a girl lying down on the bed in front of me
>say "err sorry" and immediately exit and close door, realising I have entered the wrong room thinking it was the toilet
I immediately sent the girl this text, where the missing words are "from [name of person living on our floor]'s room."
Do you think I should do anything else? I very rarely bump into her in person.
I really don't want her to think that I try and enter her room when she isn't there or something.
Also, it's quite likely that she won't receive that text because she's changed her number. She doesn't have Facebook, she has a university email that I could email her at.
>>17233986
I think you're over thinking it. Maybe the next time you see her, apologise again. That might be a little awkward tho. I think chasing her up via email would be even more awkward.
in a scale of 1 to 10 how insecure are you? over 9000
>>17234001
agree with this
What's a good holiday destination for a 22 year old retard such as myself to go for 5 days?I'll be travelling alone because I have no friends and no qt gf. I was thinking Venice since there's plenty of restaurants and cultural shit.
Also, I've never been on a plane. What do I need to know so the authorities don't search my cavities or kick me off the plane?
pic unrelated
>>17233962
Depends on where you are from. If you have to travel 20 hours to stay somewhere for a few days, it might be not worth it.
Also - if you're travelling alone you might go to a place where there are a lot of solo travellers, stay in an hostel, etc so you get a chance to socialize.
Been to almost all european countries, go to croatia, it's beautiful and cheap, go to Zadar, Plitvice lakes and Dubrovnik, the last one is really expensive and away from everything, but Plitvice lakes is a must go and close to Zadar, Zadar itself is really cheap.
>>17233971
I'm from England, hence I'm thinking somewhere within Europe.
>>17233974
Is it easy to get around and do shit without knowing the language? And how close are the lakes?
>Exam Tomorrow
>No revision
>Can retake next year
Do I attempt to cram revision, or focus on next weeks exam?
Dont want to be sitting in exam hall for 2 hours doing nothing, but it will be a waste of time to attempt
>>17233913
Define tomorrow. How many hours away? How much do you already know? What are the repercussions of taking is next year?
Good luck m8.
>>17233921
Also, do you think you can pass? And, if you fail, will you still pass the class?
About 20 hours, its a retake, so I know it, but I haven't done it in a year.
I also have another retake in two days, which I also haven't revised for.
At this stage idk whether I should just focus on my non retake exams or waste 2 days revising for no reason, I might be able to pass then.
Retaking will mean another year before I can go to uni
Me singing the 1st verse and chorus for the Muse cover of Feeling Good. Constructive criticism wanted, but roasts welcome.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1zSFDkrON6b
>>17233893
You're tone deaf. I'm sorry, anon.
>>17233905
I wish. On this test I got a 24/26. https://www.nidcd.nih.gov/tunestest/test-your-sense-pitch
>>17233893
You keep going out of key. Have you ever had any singing lessons or tried to self learn? Because you really need it.
Long story short I'm an English teacher in Japan right now and hate my existence here. I'm only 6 months into a contract but I really can't handle how shitty everything feels, but I feel I should put some facts in to help decide if I quit or not.
1. I'm in an LDR solely because I took this job and could go back to be with her if I quit
2. The school I am at literally makes no money even though I work hard as fuck
3. I don't need the money but it would help a lot going back to America
4. Finishing my contract would look better on my contract
5. I am literally working along side people who are completely incompetent. I.E. my manager who has worked at an Eikaiwa (English Conversation School) for 8+ years doesn't speak English. Also general hyper-stereotypical Japanese coworkers who won't change anything unless its a months long process.
I'm about 90% sure I'm going to quit on the basis that I've become an alcoholic because of this job (drunk as I type now) but I feel there should be at least something that makes me want to continue.
What do?
How much longer to finish your contract?
wtf you can't score some hot Asian poon?
>>17233906
6 more months. I'm half way through. Another factor is my girlfriend bought a ticket to visit in August and I am heavily considering just traveling with her instead of worry about work.
