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will my university let me in if I beg?/ pretty worried I won't reach my target grade for at least one subject.
Yes, but only if you do it on your knees. Be really insistent and you'll soften them after it's all said and done.
>>17234230
what if it's over the phone?
>>17234209
If you have a good reason for your marks being shit, maybe. If not, no.
Hey /adv/, i have a problem with my BF. He's gentle, quite good looking (8/10), funny and shares a lot of interests with me such as anime, music, philosophy etc (quite sure he lurks here as well). There's only one thing wrong about him: whenever he sees me eat fruit (apples, grape, peaches and all that stuff) it's like he avoids kissing/touching me, like if fruit was his worst enemy or whatever. How can i stop this autistic fear of fruit he has? It's quite annoying.
>>17234201
Use skill named conversation: ask him what is his relarionship with fruit and or vegetables.
Don't fix what isn't broken.
>>17234214
I asked him of course. All he says is "It's just gross" and then tries to avoid the argument
>watches anime
>8/10
Sure thing OP
Pic is a 8/10
Okay so long story short.
>Be me
>Everytime me and girlfriend have sex she likes to say No
>I stop every time
>She gets mad and tells me not to stop.
>I keep going after she says No.
>She starts pushing me away by my chest and saying no
>I stop thinking she's serious
>She says she wanted me to keep going and she was about to cum.
It's been very awkward, she's been asking me if she's making me uncomfortable, and seems to feel bad.
I asked her if she has a rape fetish but she said she didn't she just was aroused about the concept of me personally getting angry at her and fucking her rough.
I'm not sure what to do in this situation.
>>17234197
Haven't you heard of safe words?? "No" means "yes", "yes" means "anal", and "pineapple" means "No". Get with the times, brah.
>>17234207
I'm only fucking 21, I've never had rough sex like that before. So would pineapple work as a safe word?
we're both quite inexperienced.
>>17234212
Yeah, come up with a safe word.
Gf blew me while having prodromal symptoms of a cold sore on her lip. How fucked am I??
>>17234193
wait
how are u
like in relationship with someone and not know they have herpes
even so
furthermore
why would u initiate in sexual activity if u presume somebody has herpes
>>17234193
Congrats, you just contracted the HSV-2 virus.
While only a miniscule skin irritation on the genitals, initially it can be quite bad and shocking. You may not see symptoms for 1-4 weeks, and you may not see symptoms at all ever to be quite honest.
But, usually if you do, the first batch is the roughest, but over time (I.E. 1-3 years) you'll basically become borderline immune to the symptoms and you'll probably forget you even ever had the issue to begin with.
Don't get diagnosed, especially with electronic records it will follow you the rest...
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How 2 remove tiny glass shard from feet?
Please thank you
>>17234167
Leave it alone.
I work in a job where you get a lot of splinters and that's the best advice: leave it be.
Your body will slowly push it out since it is a foreign object.
If you keep fucking with it you will just push it deeper and make a bigger wound.
Also, rub some lotion on your feet, you disgusting bastard.
>>17234167
Tweezers and a knife.
>>17234178
Last time i got one a layer of skin grew on it and it got stuck.
>Also, rub some lotion on your feet, you disgusting bastard.
Are you a girl?
>>17234180
I'm already trying with little success.
need to know easiest way to kill myself
>>17234156
The old carbon-dioxide-in-the-car trick just puts you to sleep and you never wake up
But then, you might as well do some depraved shit before you go, think about all the crazy sex you could be having
Pills? Pain medication of someshit.
>>17234156
i've tried nothing, everything works
How do you tell if you're lonely or if you just have anxiety?
Do anti-anxiety pills make you stop wanting a gf/bf?
>lonely
>anxiety
Do you feel anxiety normally?
>>17234153
I have brief moments of not feeling anxiety when I'm drunk or extremely tired.
But do pills make it stop? Can I just pop a xanax or something and never want to be hugged or kissed again?
I'm gonna be vague on purpose but I'm having a sort of personal crisis and have no one I can really talk to about it.
I've been in a relationship with this person for 4 years, our 5th anniversary coming up next month. I love her very dearly, we were each other's first everythings and the whole shtick. We met just before college and just graduated together. We're learning how to face the "real world" and whatnot. I'm 23, she's 22.
I'm a creative type and am pursuing my stupid dreams. She works in her field. I have...
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>>17234126
You need to sit down with her and talk about this seriously. You're at a make or break situation.
>>17234134
I honestly don't know how. It would crush her. I'm torn so in half by fear of losing my love and needing to be alone
Usually the 'creative' type of guys just bounce from one young girl to another, I suggest you to do that
I'm going to fucking die help I don't know what to do
Last night I had sex with my girlfriend. Everything smooth but at same points she complains stop it hurts. I don't want to be beta so I make my voice all husky and reassuring and tell her to just bear with it it'll go away. A few seconds later, she complains again and hits me yelling at me stop. I really don't want to stop and I think she's just playing kinky so I go harder and ignore her. She screams and yells at me and hts me over and over but at some point she just gives up. I cum in...
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You didn't stop when she repeatedly asked you to stop. That makes you a rapist. Time to deal with the consequences.
Fuck you OP. You deserve all that shit and more.
>>17234051
What do you want us to say? By all accounts, you raped her. It's jail time, buddy.
Can someone write my grocery list for me? I want to spend $60/wk on me alone. I have a stove and microwave and know how to use both. No restrictions on the diet, but I'd request you guys keep fiber in mind because my digestive health is absolute shit because I've eaten fast food for 80% of my meals in the last year.
>>17234031
damn nigga, 60 a week? What are you a fatass?
Get quality bread, oats, wheat, grains, all that jazz for sandwiches. They're usually like, no more than 2 bucks a loaf.
Then get various spreads and meats that aren't 100% unhealthy, and enjoy.
Maybe a dozen eggs, some whole milk, and some generic not overly sugar cereal.
Or you could go for the fiber cereal, they're not bad.
Count you calories if you're trying to lose weight, though.
>>17234046
I'm 5'10" 150lbs. Trying to sustain for now. I just don't want every bathroom trip to be... miserable, due to grease and fat. Thanks for the input amigo.
Base your diet around quality organic proteins (eggs, grass fed beef, free range chickens, low-Mercury wild-caught fish, etc.) and eat tons of organic fruit (fiber++) and vegetables. Don't buy any pre-made/processed foods, and cook 95% of your meals yourself.
I suggest eliminating grains entirely.
I live in university halls of residence
>10 minutes ago I was in someone's room
>while walking back I decide I need to go to the toilet
>I don't usually go to bathroom on this floor from this end of the corridor
>start checking my phone while walking
> turn and open the door I think is the toilet
>there's a girl lying down on the bed in front of me
>say...
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>>17233986
I think you're over thinking it. Maybe the next time you see her, apologise again. That might be a little awkward tho. I think chasing her up via email would be even more awkward.
in a scale of 1 to 10 how insecure are you? over 9000
>>17234001
agree with this
What's a good holiday destination for a 22 year old retard such as myself to go for 5 days?I'll be travelling alone because I have no friends and no qt gf. I was thinking Venice since there's plenty of restaurants and cultural shit.
Also, I've never been on a plane. What do I need to know so the authorities don't search my cavities or kick me off the plane?
pic unrelated
>>17233962
Depends on where you are from. If you have to travel 20 hours to stay somewhere for a few days, it might be not worth it.
Also - if you're travelling alone you might go to a place where there are a lot of solo travellers, stay in an hostel, etc so you get a chance to socialize.
Been to almost all european countries, go to croatia, it's beautiful and cheap, go to Zadar, Plitvice lakes and Dubrovnik, the last one is really expensive and away from everything, but Plitvice lakes is a must go and close to Zadar, Zadar itself is really cheap.
>>17233971
I'm from England, hence I'm thinking somewhere within Europe.
>>17233974
Is it easy to get around and do shit without knowing the language? And how close are the lakes?
>Exam Tomorrow
>No revision
>Can retake next year
Do I attempt to cram revision, or focus on next weeks exam?
Dont want to be sitting in exam hall for 2 hours doing nothing, but it will be a waste of time to attempt
>>17233913
Define tomorrow. How many hours away? How much do you already know? What are the repercussions of taking is next year?
Good luck m8.
>>17233921
Also, do you think you can pass? And, if you fail, will you still pass the class?
About 20 hours, its a retake, so I know it, but I haven't done it in a year.
I also have another retake in two days, which I also haven't revised for.
At this stage idk whether I should just focus on my non retake exams or waste 2 days revising for no reason, I might be able to pass then.
Retaking will mean another year before I can go to uni
Me singing the 1st verse and chorus for the Muse cover of Feeling Good. Constructive criticism wanted, but roasts welcome.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1zSFDkrON6b
>>17233893
You're tone deaf. I'm sorry, anon.
>>17233905
I wish. On this test I got a 24/26. https://www.nidcd.nih.gov/tunestest/test-your-sense-pitch
>>17233893
You keep going out of key. Have you ever had any singing lessons or tried to self learn? Because you really need it.
Long story short I'm an English teacher in Japan right now and hate my existence here. I'm only 6 months into a contract but I really can't handle how shitty everything feels, but I feel I should put some facts in to help decide if I quit or not.
1. I'm in an LDR solely because I took this job and could go back to be with her if I quit
2. The school I am at literally makes no money even though I work hard as fuck
3. I don't need the money but it would help a lot going back to America
4. Finishing my contract would look better on my contract
5....
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How much longer to finish your contract?
wtf you can't score some hot Asian poon?
>>17233906
6 more months. I'm half way through. Another factor is my girlfriend bought a ticket to visit in August and I am heavily considering just traveling with her instead of worry about work.
