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>Kept in touch with a childhood pen pal for over ten years (we are both girls)
>We are coincidentally in the same anime fandom
>Met a guy online after "returning" an rpg based on the anime which was deleted from the server (guy was asking if anyone had a copy of the game and we kept in touch)
>Rpg game is very famous in fandom - my pen pal and almost all other fans know about it
>Am planning to meet online friend...
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Did the correspondence between you two ever get sexual? Explain in detail
>>17246854
No, both of us made it clear that we do not have romantic feelings for each other
>>17246879
I mean you and the girl. How sexy did you two girls get? Explain in detail
This trans guy keeps flirting with my girlfriend and asks her to do sexual things to her even though she's uncomfortable with it but they stay friends because she feels that he is the only one that understands her.
It's really pissed me off and I've talked about it with her and she insists that she isn't into him and dislikes the harassment he gives her.
How do I get her to stop talking to him? Or should I just break with her?
Tell her she either stops talking to him or you guys are done and leave it at that. Be a man of your word to unless she's yelling him they can't speak any more. If she doesn't like him or her why does she continue to talk to them?
>>17246810
Tell that faggot to fuck off and stop bothering your girlfriend
Then tell your girlfriend that you feel uncomfortable with it and that you need her to choose between the two of you
>>17246810
Beat the shit out of that demented faggot, for your sake and all of ours.
hello /adv/, i'm at a crossroads in life and dunno wtf to do so need some advice, second opinion
>find girl - lucy
>she’s hot, but hoe compared to my ex who never let me fuck waiting for marriage
>ask her about her past, says she slept with 2 bfs but left both of them cause she ‘didn’t love them’
>doesn’t sit right with me cause of ex’s abstinence and my virginity
>all good, I try to fuck every time...
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>>17246801
>nothing was the same
>now she’s got two of them fuckboys on her fb she regurlarly talks to, she doesn’t wanna talk to me, says she doesn’t want to be with me or marry me but talking to ex-fuck boys
>whatever
>still think about her everyday and it’s been like a year since she told me to fuck off
>she texts me every few months but she’s still in touch...
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Sounds like you have Down syndrome, OP. Basically there is no cure for it but there are professionals who can help you out
>>17246818
how to you conclude that bruv
I'm an ugly guy. I feel like it's so crazy this is the thing that is stopping me from doing anything. I'm 26 and life is just passing me by. But it is, and it's a real serious problem and it hurts me in many ways. I wish I was born looking like Zac Efron, even if I was poor, I don't give a fuck, just having a good face, not small dick and decent height is enough for me to be happy. But I didn't get any of that.
It hurts so much to be alive. I feel like such a failure.
I tried my hand at relationships. My one and only relationship was...
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Ok so what advice are you seeking, putz?
>>17246791
>>/r9k/
>>17246794
I feel like I want someone to talk to.
I don't have any family or friends. And my ex-gf basically is the last person I would talk to. I feel betrayed that she contributed to making me feel this way.
Hi. I need advice. Im attracted by one my closer best female friends in an exageratedly way. I'd like to fuck her. Also, I think she's attracted by me (she tries to wear hot clothes when she is with me, she has a close actitude with me...).
The thing is we are part of a group of friends. That makes it a weird situation because we know each others for a lot of years. My question is: any advice to end with her in a situation where we both can have casual sex?
just message her and ask to chill with her then make some moves and see how she reacts, if you get to fuck her, nice then message her a few days later saying something like "i wouldn't mind doing that again" OR just keep making moves in person i guess?? idk
Can you think of any places you can rape her without getting caught?
If she's into you, you would know.
Don't be the weird fucking guy that falls in love with his female friends. It's a quick way to get ostracized.
As an aside, my wife had a guy that pulled that shit on her over 10 years ago. She still makes fun of him a few times a month. Which I find incredibly amusing.
HOW DO I GET MY BREATH TO STOP SMELLING LIKE THE CURRY I ATE 4 HOURS AGO. I've already brushed and flossed several times and the curry lingers up through my esophagus from my stomach and it's really disgusting what do I do /adv/??
>what do I do?
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Gurgling with my own semen always works for me
Suck a lemon.
How can I find out a lawyers rates? I tried calling a bunch telling them I'm not under arrest now but the police want to talk to me and I just want rates and a possible consultation and not a single person called me back
What do I do?
Why do the police want to talk to you? Also calling random lawyers is dumb as fuck, you have to call a lawyer who actually practices criminal law. Otherwise, it's like calling a heart specialist because you have problems with your feet.
>>17246777
There was some local crime they came and talked to me and told me an investigator was going to call and they never did then the cops called instead and asked me to come in and see him but I just said I want an attorney
I want to know if they already have a warrant to arrest and shit or if they are just looking for some sort of confession
>>17246784
Were you involved in the crime?
19Yo girl that married and moved in with her boyfriend. Long story short i need to move out and go to college by myself asap. I dont want to live or talk to my damily either. Is it possible to become independent and in college at the same time?
What does your husband do?
>>17246767
He's a malware analyst. He just buys menice things but has changed or just became more of himself idk
How long you guys dated b4 marrying ? Also describe what you mean by independent you plan on doing financial aid.
Can you join the army just to kill people
Yes. Murder suicide is an American tradition.
Yup a lot of ppl I asked said they were joining the military just to shoot ppl. But with this kind of mentality you will probably get shot and die desu
Why are there so many white knights and get girls on this board?
>/adv/ - Board ranting
Fuck off back to /r9k/, bitter underaged virgin.
>>17247691
Simply this. There are people with lives on this board. Not everyone is a retard or mental underage.
Hey /adv/
I'm paranoid about how I had sex with my girl yesterday. It was both our first so I went overboard a bit (going in raw).
It was in the heat of the moment, but I made sure not to finish inside her.
Also, she said that she still had her period before we did it, but after doing it, she said no more period blood was coming out.
Is there a chance that she's pregnant?
inb4 you're stupid for doing it raw
>>17246712
>Also, she said that she still had her period before we did it, but after doing it, she said no more period blood was coming out.
>Is there a chance that she's pregnant?
lmao dude what
>>17246712
So you're saying
>she was on the last day of her period
>you had unprotected sex
>you didn't come inside
>this happened yesterday
I'd go get her to take Plan B ASAP to be safe. Even if you tried your best to not come inside, some viable sperm might have come out with precum. Sperm can survive for almost up to a week inside the womb, and sometimes ovulation happens...
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>>17246752
plan B being what?
Yep, we're doing it safe next time.
HELP HELP HELP!!! I left my iPod in my pants after I got done skating and they went through the wash. I shed a tear when I pulled it out. That thing has been with me for 10+ years. Same one in the picture^. How do I dry it out??? Will it ever work again?
>>17246692
try putting it in rice
It's probably fucked op, sorry man
>>17246692
How long has it been since it got wet in the wash? how much effort would you be willing to put in to try and rescue it?
Over the past year I've had about four female acquaintances / friends / fuck buddies ask me out on dates or whatever. When I say I'm not interested because I think we're better off friends, they get really indignant and angry.
Why???
People don't enjoy being rejected, usually.
Why aren't you interested, OP?
They had a crush on you, and friendzoning hurt them.
Girls are little bitches who get mad you don't want to marry them
I have a close friend, he's one of the nicest dudes you can ever meet. Most of the time he's happy, helping others. He has good grades, he participates in good stuff. Almost never complains or talks about his problems, if he does he always says "It's going to get better". He's actually very positive.
It's a very mature, smart and kind dude.
Last week, he gave me his phone to share some memes (we do this very often) I accidentally got inside a conversation with himself, found lots of stuff (very recent). Looks like a plan to kill...
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>>17246624
Same situation as your friend here, except not so successful. A failure, and I have been planning with this method for awhile now. If he's anything like me he has a moral code to not drag anybody else down around him, people live with some serious shit and it can destroy you mentally. Please; from somebody who has nobody to keep him here on this planet... try and save him man. Deep down inside we all just want somebody to care but sometimes we go down that dark path alone until we hit our destination. I...
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You HAVE to tell someone. Imagine you didn't say a word and he killed himself, than how would you feel?
Even if for whatever reason it's a false alarm it is still better to tell someone, cause you never know until it happens.
>>17246656
Thanks for sharing. I guess that he thinks as you, maybe he doesn't want to harm others. Damn it. I'm scared he can just vanish and execute his plan.
I'll try to talk about this with him, I don't know what kind of deep things he has inside his mind, he seems like a normal dude with friends and he's even dating a girl. Nothing has changed, if I didn't saw that everything would me "normal" for me. I'll see what I can do to help him without giving him more reasons to do...
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Dating is impossible for me. I was speaking with a friend and he told me that I should be at least trying to kiss a girl at the end of a first date. and ONE HUNDRED PERCENT(100 PERCENT) need to at least hold her hand otherwise I am friend zoned.
The problem? I just can't bring myself to kiss or hold a girls hand. It feels too strange. Almost like it doesn't add up.
Like when and how do I hold her hand or kiss her? I can't feel situations out like this UNLESS the girl is giving me feed back. I almost never get feed back from women. I have never had...
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Bump v2
please help.
At the end of the date, as you're walking away from the meal, act like the real men do in the movies. You grab her, twirl her toward you, hold her chin, and kiss her. Everyone on dates at late twenties do this kind of stuff.
Good luck on your next date.
