Archived threads in /adv/ - Advice - 497. page
Images are sometimes not shown due to bandwidth/network limitations. Refreshing the page usually helps.
How do I get over my small dick?
Let me give some insight. Since my teenager years I've ha little to no self-esteem and thats all because I don't feel comfortable with my body. Most of that stems that I'm not particularly well endowed down there (in my opinion, even though the girls I've slept with don't have a problem with it) and that when I was a kid I got a false idea of how I should grow up as a man, specifically in terms of looks. I didn't have people to support me and a strong male figure in my life and that false idea stays with me and let to other complications such as clinical depression at the age of 16.
Right now I'm about to be 20 in a few months and I wan't to change myself drastically. The way I think and see myself. Most of all I need to gain self-esteem and confidence because not only me but the people around me can't stand the way I am atm. If anyone has or had similar problems and want to share please help.
Go read starting strength, look up stronglifts and download the app.
Find a 24 hour gym and start working out in the wee hours of the morning when its mostly empty
After following the program for a few months, start going in at normal hours and look at other dudes and realize you're probably fitter than they are.
Document your progress every two weeks and marvel at your transformation.
Everything else will follow
>>17247548
Lmao there are so many threads on /adv/ about dick size. I know now why there are also so any anti-women/feminism threads. 4chan is filled with sexually insecure white boys with small dicks. What a surprise.
start taking hormones asap. you will never be a real man but you can at least be a girl with a feminine penis
I had a dream where I had this huge cut in my leg and inside it was mushrooms (as in the pic). In the dream I was getting the mushrooms out of my leg, really digging in. Weirdly satisfying. Now after the dream I keep thinking about how it would feel and I get this weird tingling feeling in my head and get goosebumps all over my body. I won't do it to myself but just wondering if anyone else ever experienced something like this? And I must say I have been eating mushrooms lately and I used to self harm.
Basically it means you crave a good ass fucking 2-3 times a day. You can thank me later
You are sexually frustrated. Not even shitposting like the anon above
>>17247527
Have had a similar dream about a strong plant that kept growing out of my arm at a rapid rate which I kept picking. Felt like I wanted it to be real that whole day. Would like to know some more information on this kind of thing
Looks like a hot male on male ass raping scene about to go down. Mmm
>>17247524
Not helpful. If you want to watch gay necrophiliac porn you've come to the wrong place.
personal favorite would be carbonmonoxide
My father has a construction company and he is going to build a house for me. The thing is, that this house has a very modern style (Bauhaus?) and because of that small property anything else doesn't really make sense. However, it is located in a very small old German village and imo doesn't really fit there. Do you think there are any ways to make this house fit in more?
Try licking your Dad's balls lovingly and licking his cock and before you suck it dry, pause and as him to make the house so it fits in with the surrounding homes
Take a look at the office building of blocher and blocher in Stuttgart. It's modern but has a feel to it that allows it to fit Into old style buildings as well!
>>17247518
jej
>be me
>beta af
>go to party and get fucking smashed
>fuck some chick in my uni who I think is high test
>fuck her raw and cum in her mouth
Should i buy plan B just in case? Just to be 100% shes not prego
also turns out she wasnt high test she was just fat
>what do /adv/
sorry im still drunk/high
>ucsb student
>pic not related
what the hell is your pic
>>17247473
Seconding this what the fuck. All I know is that 0 dials for operator
>>17247473
Yeah I want to know this too. It's some number to fuck you up, is it suicide hot lane or CIA phone? What is it?
1.almost a year of long distance relationship Europe-China.
2.forgets her birthday
3.after a week she still says she will never forget this and doesn't trust me that I truly love her.
4.wat do
>>17247442
look, it is no big deal. i am close friends with a guy in europe and i know how annoying time zones are and it makes communication hard
>>17247443
Thanks for the reply.
I mean I totally forgot her birthday. I was so busy that I forgot it was that day. That day when we spoke on the phone and I didnt tell her happy birthday we both realized that I had forgot. Then drama ensued. What is no big deal, forgetting the first birthday?
in an LDR here with China too.
how long have you been together in the same place?
How to tell parents that I want to visit online friend with a group of travelers in a public area (ie tourist attractions) when staying behind after tour? I really want to meet my online friend but I am scared that my parents will say no.
>>17247435
just tell them?
>>17247459
Am very scared they will say no
>>17247482
Well then dont meet
So I have tons of self esteem problems and started a relationship in a way with a girl for about a month,
she had no "spark" with me but was always on the fence on whether or not she liked me or not.
Good conversations and towards the end of the relationship almost had sex, which ultimately made her mind up on me(not bad performance wise just she has a fear of getting pregnant)
So she lead me on for months, found another guy to comfort her and do the things I did and we had a big fight tonight.
I still care for her greatly but I know I'm...
Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
Only read to the 2nd sentence, but it was enough to realize that you're just an emotional placeholder for her u till she finds a guy she's actually attracted to. Sorry OP, but in your case def lower your standards.
>>17247371
>So she lead me on for months
But you only dated for a month, you said so in your first sentence
>What should I do to improve my chances at finding a girlfriend?
If that's you in the picture, start by improving your looks, you look like you're almost asking to be bullied
>>17247384
Was a typo on my part, and I've been working on that. Working out an hour a day after work, trying to tone.
I got a babyface but everyone tells me I look better shaven.
Dated for a month, and she was always on the fence of us being a couple cause she didn't feel that "spark" but would fool around with me and ask me why she should date me/why do I like her etc.
I take horrible pictures too but I am that ugly irl.
I'll be gradutating my Master's in July, and I'll probably start a job somewhere in October.
What are some productive things to fill the gap in, with? I don't wanna be sitting at home playing video games and watching series all day.
I was thinking something along the lines of volunteering, picking up language lessons, or picking up an online course in something I never did before.
Looking for some more suggestions in this!
That stuff sounds good.
Why is there a gap between July and October anyway?
>>17247387
The startup that I'm probably going to work for has some new clients coming up which only will start in September/October, which therefore leaves them room for me.
I was thinking about travelling for 1,5 month, perhaps.
>>17247352
Learn a basic skill (typing, coding, driving) that will be useful in your new job.
Research the city you'll be in, to find good neighborhoods, etc.
Find an apartment and move in a month or so early, to give yourself time to acclimatize.
I've got to get over my coworker. It just has to end. I completely adore her, I think she feels close to the same about me. There's no keeping away from her in the workplace, but we hang out every weekend, get drinks after work, text and call when we don't need to, and at work waste time just flirting with each other.
We have a mutual friend that I trust for the most part. Should I lay out to her how I feel, and ask her to help pull us apart? I don't know any other answer anymore.
Why do you need to get over her? Did she turn you down once already or are you in a relationship with someone else?
>>17247330
I just don't want a girl in my life. I like being single
If you adore her, and you keep doing the things you're doing with her, then you don't like being single. Being single means you don't get to have someone like her in your life at all. You need to dive into that bitch head-first and never come up for air. Also, make babies. The world needs more smart people.
My boyfriend plays video games all the time instead of wanting to mess around with me. How do i get him to understand that I want a guy who wants to fool around with me whenever we are alone?
Just break up with that fag.
Don't get between a man and his vidya, girl, you won't win this game.
>go home
>close door
>he turns on computer
>you grab his dick and start playing with it
No, this is not trolling, my cousing did this in her relationship and it worked out just fine. Be assertive. Once you fucked the shit out of him, he will realize that games go better after that as well.
I recently was in the hospital for hurting myself. My boyfriend has been upset with me because of it but he's doing his best to cope. I've got some sticky marks on my body from the hospital and i can't really remove it, will he be okay with seeing it and still want to fuck me or would I be better off holding off sex until they're gone?
>>17247271
From medical tape? If so, rubbing alcohol
Your boyfriend will probably want to fuck you regardless.
Fix your internal wounds instead of caring for internal. Seems like dependency relationship, look for a therapist, not a boyfriend. Poor guy don''t have to work this through for you.
I'm a 19 year old virgin, haven't been on a date or kissed a girl or anything like that. I sometimes get extremely uncomfortable when friends talk about sexual experiences. I'm not really interested in sex and my only real motivation to lose my virginity is to avoid social stigma of being a virgin. I also tried masturbating once in the past 3-4 weeks or so and it wasn't very satisfying.
I also sometimes feel sexually repressed sometimes as I struggle with feeling compassion for other men despite feeling and thinking that I am straight. I also dont really get crushes on people anymore and any attraction i have for any girl is immediately crushed by how impractical it sounds in my head.
All I really want is to love and be loved and to feel warmth and compassion. I fantisize about wrapping my jacket around a girl or her falling asleep while I'm holding her in my arms. Just somebody else to live for.
Are you open to taking care of a beautiful girlfriend on the condition you have to watch her fuck other men at night?
No I wouldn't in any way be ok with that.
>>17247266
What's the point in that?
Met a girl about four months ago. She is the best person I've ever met and I love spending every moment I can with her. We go out every other day when we are at uni. Happened to fall in love with her after the time we've spent together. She is lesbian. Hurts as fuck.
What should I do?
Take her somewhere private, somewhere dark and quiet, and rape the shit out of her
There's no such thing as a lesbian. Tell her you want her, you love her. Kiss her like you would any girl. Totally ignore and disregard her love for pussy. What she really wants is a man to be a man, commit to her, lead her, and be willing to take crazy, stupid risks for her. Big risks like trying to kiss someone who claims to be a lesbian.
She let herself get sexually aroused by women in order to be with someone who loves her. She will let herself get sexually aroused by you in order to be with someone who loves her. Never, ever give up.
>>17247300
Thanks man, needed to hear something like this.
So I was on a concert yesterday and one girl lost her glasses on moshpit, I found them. She said thanks and kissed my cheek. Then she wan near me on the dancefloor, touching me and holding my hand sometimes. Then in the bar she said thanks again and hugged me tightly. And I acted like a retarded faggot, telling her "Okay" and "Sure" and such stuff. And it is not the first time when girl sticks to me and I act stupidly. How do i reply to their sympathy?
Take them to a secluded spot like a closet or dark alley and start fucking their butts, their mouths, all their holes
>>17247231
Pls no trolling. I'm really retarded concerning Emotional Intelligence, so tell straight what you think.
Start a conversation with her?
