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I'm about to ask out a girl I've wanted to for awhile now. I'm acts d if my friends find out they will make fun of me cause of the age discrepancy. How do I keep it on the down low and make sure she doesn't tell her parents?
Assuming you actually want a relationship with this girl: do you think you can hide it forever or something? And it really sounds like this is something she SHOULD be telling her parents about, considering how secretive you want to be about it.
Threaten to kill her if she tells anyone. Do you have a knife or a handgun?
>>17250214
No it's nothing bad why would parents need to be involved.
I've been married for a few years. Great relationship, she's cute and we get along well. We're planning having our first kid mid-next year. I love her and want to raise a family together.
However, I've met a another girl recently who has put me in a precarious position. She's an attractive girl in another state, where I travel regularly for business. Long story short, she wants to be my FWB during my business trips.
I've never been a normie nor a chad--far from it--so I'm not accustomed to a situation like this. It feeds my ego and it's exciting, hence the struggle. But I feel guilty as fuck whenever I think about exploring it.
So after much thought, I just want to cut it off, and forget I ever met this other girl. But I'm struggling. I feel like this is a once in a lifetime opportunity, so it's so hard to discard. It would be retarded for me to open my otherwise stable life to risk/guilt/regret by fucking this girl, right?
You better start saving for a divorce lawyer.
>>17250187
>It would be retarded for me to open my otherwise stable life to risk/guilt/regret by fucking this girl, right?
Yes. You know this. Just jerk off and then see what clear-headed you thinks. Cheaters are pieces of shit, who spend the rest of their lives regretting it, even when they don't get caught.
>I feel like this is a once in a lifetime opportunity
So is your wife, who you are ALREADY cheating on by having let this escalate to the point where this woman is offering to be your FWB. Because unless this woman's batshit insane she didn't proposition you out of nowhere. And since you're interested in her and conflicted she's likely not batshit insane.
Cut contact. And from now on, do not physically touch any woman who is not your wife or family unnecessarily (ie. touching them or brushing against them when handing...
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Hi adv. Haven't posted here in a good minute but I need a bit of help
Long story short there's this guy I've been madly in love with for a few months now. How do you tell a guy you have insane feelings for him without scaring him away? I dont want to come off as desperate
Pic totally unrelated but its all i have on the new pc
Ask him out for a coffee.
Just tell him so he can either laugh at you or use you for sex. If the later, poke holes in his condom
Ask him out.
Or exchange numbers and chat a bit first, to get more comfortable talking to him and build up some confidence first (and make sure he doesn't already have a girlfriend).
Or if you're the awkward spaghetti-spilling type, you can straight-up tell him this. 99% of guys will think "wow, a chick likes me, that's fucking awesome!",
Only self-hating depressed fuckers will think "she's desperate, that's why she likes a piece-of-shit loser like me". Guys with normal self-respect will just think "she has good taste".
>>17250210
thanks satan
So my girlfriend took me to an Amway meeting yesterday. When she'd told me about it a couple weeks earlier i told her it sounded like a pyramid scheme, but she said it wasn't and that i should come to one of their meetings and see for myself. So i did, and while i was sitting through four hours of some woman's presentation where she basically just talked about how amazing her lifestyle was, i realized this is definitely a fucking pyramid scheme. I'm not sure how viable a career something like that is, I'm researching it now, but i know i felt something...
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Show her comedy shows where someone gets into a pyramid scheme, the friends try to help but the person is too blind too see how thats a pyramid. Can you grab a blank piece of paper and show her the "ranks" forming the pyramid, like draw it out
>>17250293
As soon as a i mention the word pyramid she won't have anything to do with it. It is hilarious how distributors are ranked "diamond" and "emerald" or whatever bullshit. Watching something like that is a great idea though.
>>17250303
Have you seen the episode of the office where the boss joins a pyramid scheme bu then Jim asks him to draw it for him and once he finishes, Jim draws the pyramid around his explanation, can you do something like? Have her explain the ranks
Why do I have such an urge to kill? I'm absolutely certain that I'd never do it, but why is it even there?
>>17250163
Get checked for brain tumors.
>>17250163
Perhaps you have some pent up anger that you don't have a good outlet for.
Maybe you are just missing general direction or purpose. Maybe you are in a position in life where you don't feel like you have any power or control. Or maybe you just have a ton of testosterone that needs expressing (totally normal, I often see young men with no proper outlet for these natural feelings. Any necessarily "destructive" pursuits like hunting, contact sports, ect. are usually not as available or frowned upon nowadays).
>>17250163
we're just big animals that have fingers and can think. those are the only things that set us apart from other predators on the planet.
I was thinking of going to college in Europe due to the low costs.
The questions I have is will it be worth it and is my degree going to legitimate when I come back to the U.S.?
Are you sure it's free/cheaper for international students?
>>17250149
IDK, i heard that american students in Germany were able to get a good education with a lower cost in education.
>>17250153
>i heard
Then go do some proper research and then come back and ask questions. The more vague your answer, the less likely our answers will be useful to you
i need tech help /adv/
i used to have an old version of guitar rig in my old pc that worked fine, my old pc got fucked so i had to change most of the parts and with that i dl'd a newer version from KAT, this new version just feedbacks, tried moving the settings and nothing worked
tried it with my laptop and same shit happened
is it possible for a program downloaded from a particular source to not work but the same program coming from a different source to work?
need help
Its not really the source but more compatibility and version. Are you sure its the same version?
>>17250093
different version, it should be compatible i mean none of the comments in kat were about people complaining, i found it odd that the same problem happened with my pc and my laptop too
>>17250097
A lot of times when torrented people rip stuff out of the program to make it more legal, looks like thats what happened
So does life after highschool get easier/better or does it get worse? I always felt extremely lonely and stressed through out of all school but I still managed to have fun enough for me not to become an hero. I made a list of my situation if that helps answer the question
>found it easy to make friends but really fucking hard to keep them for my whole life
>wasn't able to get into a relationship ever because of beta male attitudes and low self esteem, also a virgin unsurprisingly
>hated...
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Why are you me?
Looking forward to reading this
I don't have a crystal ball, man. Nobody can tell you how your life's gonna play out.
For some people, it gets better. For others, it gets worse. For some, it stays pretty much the same.
>>17250079
>>always just hung out with the social rejects (some were cool, others were just faggots)
Same here, man. That's the biggest fucking thing i miss about high school.
No more rejects, losers, and freaks to hang out with. That's why I'm on this goddamn site so...
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Does life get better? Mine did
Does life get easier? fuck no
I was thirteen years old when it all happened.
I've known him all my life. So I didn't believe that anything bad would ever come from talking to him.
So one night I snuck out of my house to go meet him, I was thirteen at the time and he was twenty.
I was given drinks at his friends house and something was slipped into my drink. At the end of the night I was going in and out of consciousness.
When I woke up he was forcing me to give him road head. The next thing I know he's on top of me, he told me to promise never to tell but a year later...
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>>17250069
It's pikachu
>>17250069
You drank too much, fail to realise this, and assume you were slipped something... A year later you choose to ruin his life, after regretting your poor choices.
Great bait, truly.
Break out the popcorn, gentlemen.
So, I've been wondering how I can make myself look pretty to asian boys.
I'm black, (well, I'm actually a chigger (chink/nigger) but out of both of my sisters, I'm the one that looks most like my dad (who also is a chigger, but my mom is full chink), but I'm not a bbw, I've been doing ballet since I was 3, (I'm 19 now) so I have a six pack.
My skin is honey yellow brown, (pic related) I have a pugish nose, usual lips, I'll post pictures in a moment, and all around I have a chubby asian girl face.
So, what do I do, anon-kun?
Wouldn't your mom be able to tell you since she's chink? All I've ever heard is that Asian guys think black girls are nasty and stink, but that Asian girls like blacks for their BBC. Do you have an Asian guy fetish or what
I'm not white, anon! I just can't ask my mother that!
It's not like there'd be any actual consequences, it's just the fact that she's tricky and wouldn't answer any of my questions, even if I yell them at her.
And yes, I do have an asian guy fetish.. .
Sorry about the (seemingly edgy) multiple periods, my computer screen is broken and I can't really see.
When calling a suicide hotline, are there things I should avoid saying or doing?
I was told there are cases in which they'd call the police if you're vulnerable of actually trying something, but I'm running out of options.
Why are you against the police being called? They're not going to take you to jail, all they'll do is force you to go to a hospital to get a psych evaluation.
If you're really having thoughts of suicide then you need help.
>>17250052
Something just sounds very unpleasant about it, having to go through all that trouble and all.
Isn't it possible to 'fail' the evaluations, meaning in worst case scenarios, you could even be detained?
Why are you concerned about what you should or should not say? If you're feeling like complete shit just be honest and express how you feel.
Is getting a girl drunk then fucking her a sure fire way of getting pussy?
and a sure way of being charged wth rape, if the girl ends up knowing what you did, get drunk and high with her
of course if the only way for you to get laid is with a drunk/high girl then im pretty sure you are just an ugly fucker with a shit personality
>>17250016
Its how all the alphas do it. Don't be a bitch. Tap that ass, OP, especially after she's full of vodka cranberries.
>>17250020
You're Implying as if I'm going to be associating with chicks like that and them not wanting it while drunk.
My parents both sexually abused me and also beat the hell out of me as a kid. I can't get over it, but this isn't about that. I decided I want to out them as pedophiles with their photos and all their personal info. What's the best way to make this go viral? I don't care if it can be linked back to me since I can prove it's true. Would really appreciate any help here :(
Lawyer.
If you can prove it's true, you should go to the police. Otherwise, you're opening yourself up for a defamation lawsuit, and regardless of whether it's true or not, the law doesn't like it when people take matters into their own hands and don't leave it to the police to deal with.
>>17249990
If you can prove it, go to the police, put them in jail, then post all you like about it everywhere you can.
You don't care about it being traced, so might as well go all out on the fucks
so, I was just talking to one of my close friends, and she came around to telling me this: "when I used to like you, I always got jealous when you talked to other girls". The problem is, I just caught feelings for her and now she doesn't "want to ruin the friendship". how do I handle this /adv/? (Pic not really related)
If she doesn't like you anymore there's not much you can do
She's not interested. Leave it.
If she's close enough for you to ask why she stopped, then you should try asking that. Otherwise, you can only try to get her to realize how you feel or just straight up tell her
I'm pretty sure my girlfriend is ready to break up with me. Personally I think the break up is inevitable, so what I wanna know is, what can I do to soften the emotional pain caused by the breakup? I've a lot going on and I don't have time to get stuck in a depression about being dumped.
>>17249937
Marijuana.
>>17249939
YOU RIGHT THO. WHY DIDN'T I THINK OF THAT
>>17249939
No drugs. No drinking either. It sucks that your girlfriend is choosing to break up with you at such an inconvenient time. But as cheesy as it sounds, only time can really heal the emotional pain. Drugs just delay the pain, but you can't force the feelings to just go away. You have to let it just happen
