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What is the opinion of a man with 6 inches? Does it feel ok or is it just "meh"
Calm down man 6 is fine, take your self consciousness down a level
>find petite girlfriend
>slam your obviously average cock repeatedly into her cervix
>realize women aren't into that
>???????
>you're fine idiot
>>17250547
Or bang Asian chicks if you're really worried
>girlfriend starts making out with me, to start sex
>I don't get a boner from it
>Neither of us knows how to foreplay, so we just end it and she goes to bed
I'm 26, been having sex for the past 4 months now. When do I get good? Thank god my girlfriend was a fucking virgin, otherwise i'd be dumped
Well for starters it isn't the end of the world. If you can't get it up, check a doctor or try calming down. The more you worry about your performance or anything the more you keep yourself down. Worry about the sex, and only after initiating and into it think about something else to keep yourself from splooging too quick
>>17250556
Well nah I mean, I was just chillin on the computer and she started to make out with me to initiate sex, but I wasn't getting aroused
>>17250530
Don't get stuck in the vicious cycle of performance anxiety. Also, learn to foreplay. I rarely boner properly from making out only.
So, currently I am in my bed with my laptop afraid of getting off the bed. Why? Because I saw a large rat, like the size of a fucking TV remote rat. I would be fine if they were mice do their small size but this is just horrifying. What should/could I do? Could I walk down stairs to my mom's and dad's bedroom? Run to my brothers room next door and let him make me seem like a coward? The rat was under my bed, ran to straight to my closet, and is now under my desk which is not so far away from my bed. I could sleep now, but the idea of a large rat could be hiding in my room will haunt me in my dreams. Is it possible to kill myself with a Galaxy note pen?
Please show us pics of your disgusting pig-sty disaster that you call a 'living space' first
How the fuck do you even get rats
>>17250525
I have to be honest with you on this one.
Firstly:
Rats can climb bed posts. They are just as freaked out of you as you are of them. Stay in your bed and sleep. If you breathe loud enough, the rat won't bother you. If you brushed your teeth before you went to bed, your breath won't draw the rat to you. They are drawn to the smell of rotting food, which is what causes the smell of bad morning breath.
If you didn't, I'm sorry, it's going to come bite you while you are asleep.
Secondly: Rats go wherever they feel like. If you don't hear it anymore, it may just have gone to bother you brother or your parent.
Thirdly:
>>17250531
They may be the tidiest, neatest people in the world. If the neighbors are disgusting pigs, then chances are high that they will get rats.
>>17250525
You think that's big, google "rats in Tembisa"
I went to Tembisa and Alexandria. Fucking rats that are twenty to thirty five inches long that come into people's houses and eat their babies. You don't have a fucking big rat there.
/adv/, I'm so sad. There's nothing wrong with my life, in fact it's always getting better. What upsets me is the disparity between my life and the lives of so many around the world. Usually, I can... ignore it, basically, and concentrate on the good things. But this shooting in Orlando has really weighed me down since I heard about it.
I'm sad for all the victims, for the gay community, for Americans, for the shooter, and for the extremists who allegedly orchestrated the attack. I'm sad that they can't live in a safe world.
I know it's useless to worry about things I have no control over. But I can't stop this deep, painful grief I have for anyone who suffers from a lack of things I take for granted every day. Safety, shelter, food, water, freedom of speech, love, intimacy. I think everyone deserves these things, just because they're alive. I hope that someday we can share these rights universally.
Am I alone, /adv/? Do you think we can achieve a better world someday?
In all honesty, I don't think a good world is achievable for us and we endlessly show reasons why this world will never be good.
>>17250385
It depends what you mean a better world. The Islamic extremists are rejoicing because what they view as a better world was that attack. They are working toward that goal. I personally think human nature is about being above other never being equal, that's why people evolved. If your looking for a utopia it depends on what you view to be right. Hitler was trying to get his better word. Mussolini was trying to get to his better world. Obama is trying to get to his better world. You do have some control over making your better world. It just depends how far you are willing to sacrifice your own happiness.
>>17250385
>I'm sad for all the victims, for the gay community, for Americans, for the shooter, and for the extremists
??? What does this feel like? I legitimately don't feel this feel.
Serious Post
>>17249926
If this isn't bait...
Setup a hidden cam? You can do it with your smartphone as well.
How much of a heavy sleeper are you?
Not bait.
How do I do it with my smartphone?
I'm a heavy sleeper and I'm on sedatives. Also he got me a water before I went to sleep.
I woke up swollen, ridiculously wet/ I could glide three fingers in easily and my throat hurt.
>>17249954
Android or iPhone?
I want to get my life back on track and stop being a lazy, procrastinating, apathetic piece of shit who's only hobbies are fapping, vidya and eating fast food.
I always plan and get excited for the next day when I'll finally get out of bed when my alarm goes off and do all the shit I should be doing and getting shit done. But I never do. It's like I'm so conditioned to being a lazy piece of shit that the concept of actually doing things is altogether foreign to me.
I just lay in my room all day accomplishing nothing and feeling guilty.
I'm not sure what I'm asking here exactly. I know the obvious answer is "just do it" but I can seem to make myself do that. Just hoping to hear some advice from fellow anons who may have been in the same circumstance before and what they did to get out of their rut and get their shit together
>>17249855
Depends. How old are you?
>>17249933
I'm 23
I made a really good effort when I was about 20 to change things. Unfortunate events kind of caused me to wane off the path and eventually settle into being lazy again
Little things.
Maybe you have depression or anxiety that is stopping you? Take steps to address that with CBT- try reading a book like Feeling Good by David M Burns. It's a self-help type thing, but probably the best one.
I drank alcohol for the first time this week. I tried lager, vodka, wine, rum and sweet liqueur. I honestly never want to drink again. I got fairly drunk, and it felt good, but alcoholic beverages all taste absoluely horrible. It literally tastes like poison.
I was not expecting that. I knew alcohol had a flavour, but I thought it would just slightly affect the beverage. Every alcoholic beverage tastes like burning, puke and regret. Especially the wine. I thought with wine you're meant to taste the grapes, but I sampled several different wines, and I may as well have been drinking rubbing alcohol. There's no difference.
Anyway, my point is, are there alcoholic beverages that don't have an overwhelming burning alcohol flavour? How do people treat alcohol like a beverage to chill out to? I needed to clear my throat after every sip. I drank everything from 3% ~ 40%, and it's all bitter and burns my throat.
I thought I'd understand drinking culture much better after this, but I really don't. Drunkeness is alright, but the drinks themselves are unbearably terrible. Are there any drinks that are just good drinks and don't feel like every sip is probably killing you?
I might go drinking with my work friends again, but everything I've ordered so far has been a monumental disapointent.
>>17249841
>Every alcoholic beverage tastes like burning, puke and regret
That's because you got drunk on your first time drinking, so of course you're going to associate it with bad things. Don't go overboard and it's not an issue.
>>17249850
That might be a factor as well, but don't forget that many, if not most, alcoholic beverages are an acquired taste.
I'm 30, drank my first beers around 13-14, and a lot of stuff is still completely unacceptable to me because I never forced myself to get to know it better.
>>17249850
I drank on Friday and Saturday. We went to a fancy bar, so as my first drink I just got a lager. It was basically a meal in a cup. If it weren't for the bitter-burning after taste, I would have liked it. I also tried the wine because I always associated wine with good taste, but the wine was probably the harshest drink I've drunk. It was a Molbeek (I think that's how it's spelled). From there, I was on a quest for something that actually tasted good.
Even 3% alcohol is very bitter.
I hear it's an acquired taste, but I'm not all that interested in acquiring a taste for yeasty tasting drinks that leave a burning ssensation in my throat.
Just under 5'7
Can life get any worse?
Yes, yes it can.
>>17249806
You are taller than Tom Cruise.
Google "successful short men" and "short men with beautiful women"
>>17249806
>I'm going to use my height as an excuse for everything bad that happens to me
Femanon here.
Am I a bad person if I have sex with a male friend to help them with their virginity? He's been a friend for years and he has just never had any luck with the ladies. He says being a 20 year old virgin is the only thing that gets him down all the time. He enjoys his free time too much to get into a relationship, but he isn't attractive enough to go out and find a one night stand and shit. Basically wants to lose his v-card, and I know that he finds me attractive so I'm considering helping him out. So am I a bad person? or what do you think?
>>17249794
I don't think so, as long as you're okay with him thinking it's going to be a regular thing.
I think you should definitely tell him what your intentions are to begin with, you know? Don't fool him into a position where he thinks a relationship might come out of it.
>>17249794
Forgot to add: I've asked him once if he'd be down to lose his virginity to a female friend if she asked him to and he said yes. So yeah.
Buy him a hooker if you want to reman his friend. He'll get crazy attached to you.
My boyfriend's little sister is 13 years old entering high school this fall. The problem is that she sleeps in her parents' room every night and has a room full of stuffed animals and doll houses.
Despite all efforts to make her sleep in her own room or get her to stop watching little kids tv shows, she refuses to change. Even the parents refuse to force her to do anything, or teach her how to do chores or cook or do her own laundry. When he moved her bed into her own room, the father moved it back.
How the hell do I get this high school girl to stop sleeping in her parents bedroom watching cartoons for little kids and playing with dolls when the parents won't step in to do anything about it? I've never dealt with any child like this before.
First of all, why do you have to deal with this? If she's happy and her parents are happy, what's it to you?
>>17249673
It's not your responsibility to do anything, and you shouldn't bother. She's not your sister.
She's made it this far, and she can make it further. If HS is going to be rough for her, then she'll toughen up and you can help her with that journey. Right now, just let her be.
>>17249673
who the fuck are you to try to make someone conform to your norms?
maybe she's happy like this
maybe she has a mental disability that the brother and you don't know about
kindly fuck off and mind your own business.
This is a call for action to all west coast anons. We are trying to get together and discuss solutions or plans, to keep bigotry and corruption, from a future of hate and fear. So far we are all over California north and south. Any questions or ideas please feel free, after all this is for us.
>>17249667
>This is a call to action
>Doesn't state any actions to take
Good job, dude.
Revolt against what? Being raped by mexicans?
This might be silly, but humor me /adv/. Some background info, I'm an 18 y/o male and I've just started masturbating. Before whenever I tried to go at it I never got myself worked up enough to actually finish the job. I still tried every now and again to see if I would get different results, but here's the kicker. A few days ago I made another attempt, but instead of focusing on the porn on screen, I started thinking of an old ex that I haven't gotten over 100% just yet. Finally I finished on my own. Since then I've been doing so once a day, but I'm getting the feeling that choking it to an ex isn't the best thing for me.
Was wondering if any wiser anons could give me some insight here? Is it really a bad thing to masturbate to an ex? Should I drop this method and search for another or stop worrying so much and just do what my dick wants for a little?
>>17249666
>666
It is bad to masturbate period. Stop now before you get addicted to it and it takes over your life. Before you know it you'll be dropping classes and getting fired because you stayed up all night jacking off
Your experience sounds like my first fap at 14, minus the ever having a gf part. It really felt good in the beginning, but then frequency of masturbation increased until it was out of control and I literally anded up fappng my life away.
>>17250623
Jesus Christ, do you have no self control? Masturbating is fine, just wake up half an hour early and get it over with.
>>17250867
Nope, too addictive, I was never in my life able to do it in moderation. They only way out was to stop completely.
How the hell do I get a husband? I need true give my virginity to after marriage before I kill myself.
>>17249636
Move the a country with realistic and fair divorce courts, where women actually like men rather than assume we're all "sex pests" and being 'romantic' doesn't automatically = 'desperate' or 'cheating'.
So basically, you're fucked. Good luck.
just kiddin', most men are blue-pilled idiots. Grab some lowly nu-male who's scared of being a 'sexist womaniser' and a 'nice guy' and is therfore confused about how to act around women because it seems all options are bad options, and he'll do whatever the fuck you ask him to.
>>17249654
Fuck I need me some beta girly man
But I got no friends or anything.
>>17249660
>But I got no friends or anything.
Even better, he'll think you are cute and innocent.
That'll make it 100X easier to manipulate him.
Generally, you want an excuse to talk to a guy. I recommend smoking, and asking random guys you find attractive for a light.
Then boom, you've started a conversation.
Make small talk, find common ground, laugh, then be all like "Hey, you're pretty chill, want to maybe call me sometimes".
He won't believe his luck. He'll be all like "damn, sure".
Give him the number and boom, hook, line and sinker.
You might be asking why a red-pilled /r9k/ user is helping you right now?
Darwinism. I help you women kill off the blue-pilled enablers, and then we can fix society.
Anybody got any ideas on how I can make $5000 asap. I thought about robbing people late night like women with purses and stuff pull the bag and run use the credit card or something. pawn stuff tryin to get money for a flight ticket any ideas ANY IDEAS would be appreciated. i can't get loans cuz of my shit credit and unemployed / full time student..
hack a atm with a blank atm card you can get them off the deep web for pretty cheap
>>17249485
whore yourself out, most realistic and easiest way out if you don't want to work/don't have time.
be prepared for STDs, have fun
what do /adv/
What are some red flags for women. Let's say around 30 years old?
>>17249396
Being a woman
>>17249396
Being hell bent on wanting kids.
Complaining about shit they have total control over but don't want to change.
>>17249422
This is a good one. Another one is having kids with more than one man, none of whom are dead.
