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I'm 22 and I still pick my nose and usually eat it. Does anyone else do this or am I alone?
I generally don't do it in public, I'll go to the bathroom or a room alone. Yes I'm sure someone has seen this at some point and that it's a gross habit. (Not bothered enough by this to stop)
I honestly have no desire to stop. A finger can feel and get every tiny bit and blowing is messy. I hate the feeling of a stuffed nose and having to wait for a tissue or spend all day blowing, this is simpler to me.
Does anyone else still do this too?...
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>>17251842
My dad is one of the most accomplished physicians in his field on the planet, earns well over $300,000 a year and saves lives every day, but I have definitely seen him pick his nose and eat it on a couple of occasions.
I think you're ok, but it's gross as fuck. Don't let anyone see you do it. He did it once in the car when he thought I wasn't looking, and once when we were watching TV together.
>>17251871
I guessed there were others like that. Thats funny. I realize it's gross and am very careful about it but it's just so convenient to me.
I do it. I don't find it gross. I like the taste and honestly there are some benefits to it
I've been thinking a lot about what I want and maybe I've found the solution for all the 20+ virgin guys, but then it's also looked down on. I'm 24 and kissless
Anyway, in my state the AOC is 16, so I'd stick to a girl that age at least. But:
-she's more likely to be a virgin, not care that your'e a virgin, or if you lie and say you aren't she probably can't tell
-much lower expectations, the fact that you have your own apartment is so impressive and they aren't thinking about your lack of college degree etc
-do...
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>24
>16
creep.
>that feel when 24 is too young for you now
>do all the school kid crap you missed out on, have a picnic in the park and fuck in the back of a car and hold hands in the mall and she's always wearing miniskirts with long socks etc.
You are one creepy motherfucker. Don't try to relive the teen experience. Don't try to travel back in time to make up for any teen experiences that you think you missed out on. Live in the present.
What's the best way to get rid of acne /adv/? I have washed my face every day with cleaners for acne for a long time, and it still won't go away.
>>17251568
have you seen a dermatologist and asked about accutane? I haven't tried it but I have a friend that had acne a little worse than yours and it cleared that up a few years ago and it hasn't come back since. The only side effect he complained about was diarrhea.
>>17251584
I'm going to see one soon, but i don't know if they could give me anything that could help me.
This won't get rid of acne but it'll make it a lot better:
>stop touching your face
>shower more often
>wash you face with cold water every time it feels sweaty
>replace all drinks with water, stop the soda
>stop eating sugar
>stop eating dairy
>eat more vegetables
>change your pillowcase more often, or put a clean towel over your pillow
"i don't want to vote, i don't care for politics"
"well what if everybody had that mindset???"
how the fuck do i respond to this? it comes up more often than it should
>>17250129
They have a point.
>>17250140
true, but that's not the reality. no matter what my views are, everyone else's won't magically change, and their views won't affect mine. why bother saying that in the first place?
>>17250146
You seem to have an answer to your own question
High school recently ended for me and I never talked to this qt who obviously had a crush on me. She was built like the lewdest busty hentai character you can imagine. She would always do we favors (without me asking) and was always staring at me in class. S-should I message her on Instagram?
You've got one life to live, carpe diem. The worst thing that can happen is that you get rejected.
Do it.
Do it, don't be a loser like me
We're here to listen.
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I guess I'll just sit here waiting for you to message me then, and maybe hoping you don't...
how the fuck do people get into uni and don't know how to make a fucking power point???!
just how?? it's.so.fucking.basic.
can't you fucking see that it's full of text? nobody wants to read that crap
Doctor Who is not a good show.
I'm scared that even after dropping all this weight, going to the gym all the time and lifting, getting /fa/shionable clothes, having a undercut, and reading a fuckton of books like how to win friends and influence people, that come this upcoming semester I won't be able to get people to like me enough via joining clubs and rushing frats to be able to build up a social life on the level thats needed to get laid.
I'm not gonna be able to go on if I cant pull it off this time, I can't watch another year go by and still be a fucking virgin, I'll...
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Chill, nigga
Go read some stoics
Lift some more
>>17253638
you can do it brother
you just have to believe in yourself
>>17253638
>having a undercut
first of all ditch the memehair
>Be me, following my dreams as my father always wanted for me, going to art school to become a portrait artist.
>Have an older sister who is a complete fuck up at life. She drops out of college without telling anyone, doesn't follow proper procedure. she ignored and deleted all those messages she got about the Parent Plus Loan our dad took out in her name.
>We have until Saturday to pay off a balance of $1100 on short notice, or else he will default. My dad doesn't seem to even...
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>>17253628
Getting revenge on your sister is not going to solve your problems.
Prostitute yourself. It's the only way to get that much money on short notice.
>>17253628
Set up emergency auctions for art. Furry auction sites, Deviantart, all of those communities. Raise the funds in the next few days. At the very least, make enough to meet your dad's contribution to the debt. The $1,100 comes first, and keeps your loans secure.
Also, start selling off things. Pawn them if you have to. Sadly, that means your computer, if it comes to it. The most important thing is making sure your education remains funded. $1100 isn't all THAT much. You guys can scrape that up if you...
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I am losing my mind. I hate my life and I feel an overwhelming sense of impending doom all the time. I get about 2 hours of "sleep" a night.
Little info :
>30
>Alcoholic
>Overweight
>No job
>Back and knee injury from previous job. In constant pain. No health insurance.
>Live with alcoholic father who is dying
>Live with brother who...
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Fuck 'em and move out. If you can pay the bills you can pay for a small apartment. If you can't solve your problems get away from them.
>>17253604
move out and dont look back
>>17253619
Can't afford to move out. We live in my dad's $1500/mo pension.
By paid the bills, I mean I pay them all. I set budgets. Etc. I control the money in the house.
I haven't had a full time job in 8 years. My credit is fucked do to medical bills. .
A year ago I had a family of ten years. Then she left, took the kid, and I just kind of keep on living. A year of no friends, no family, no nothing of note. I have a great job and house, but nobody to share it with because I'm ugly as shit. At what point is suicide a realistic answer when you're certain you have nothing left to live for?
>>17253575
You got money, you probably got time. Why kill yourself ? Go live by your own rules
Imo if you want to die, you want to die. I believe we should ease up on suicide and allow it if you want to die. Maybe have easier, less painful, and more accessible ways to kill yourself.
Sadly people are uppity about it and choose to keep you living despite everything telling you you shouldn't
What kinda rules?
I'm a guy and have some friends who I've known since elementary school. They're very traditional, for example one got married at 21, and another at 23. I didn't really have an interest in that life style, and other than the occasional trying to set me up with exceptionally uninteresting women, they didn't bother me too much about it.
A few months ago I met someone who I am very interested in. I really like that she doesn't follow normal gender norms, I like how she treats me, and like her style. My friends however think she treats me terribly,...
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>>17253572
Just because someone's been your friend for a long time, doesn't mean you have to keep them around. Time doesn't equate to how good of a friend they are
Your friends are probably right about her.
>>17253603
this desi
"non traditional" means she likes boxing or something masculine like that. What you really mean by "non traditional" is that she's a basket case who treats you like garbage and you're trying to make up a reason for it. Your friends are probably right. Been there, done that.
Be happy famm
She's a keeper
Asking her is the best way to get answers. It could be settling in together with quirks or obsession that could end with you being stuffed.
Opie what's the problem? She's cute as shit. Do you not like to have fun?
>>17253542
That sounds great, what's wrong?
You don't want some boring chick, do you?
Relationship issue.
>be me
>currently live at home with family (yes, I know I should get my own place – fuck off)
>girlfriend lives with her life-long best friend as room mates
>girlfriend’s best friend confesses love for girlfriend. shit
>girlfriend tells her she’s in a relationship, sorry
>girlfriend’s best friend basically hates me
>girlfriend...
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This is something your girlfriend should be dealing with, not you. Can she not move out with you?
Too cheap for a hotel? thats probably in everyones mind that has heard of your situation.
>>17253484
>This is something your girlfriend should be dealing with, not you.
This is how I feel too, but she has no balls. I WISH she'd just tell her friend something along the lines of "Just fucking deal with it, I'm dating him. I'm sorry that things aren't working out for you, but I can't be responsible for your feelings too".
A lot of the time when she vents, she'll ask me what she should do, and I've never actually come out and said...
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What can I do about cumming too fast?
How do I stop?
I don't masturbate.
>>17253420
Masturbate more
How many penises do you have?
Losing my shit here because this is a hell of coincidence.
>get call on phone
>sleeping cause end shift
>dont know number
>let it go because fuck that
>sleep
>wake up and have voice message
>says hello anon, this is blah call call back at #
>google number
>its a psych/rehab center...
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thats legit weird
>I have trouble believing that someone accidentally called me from a place I used to go on my cell number looking for somebody with the same first name.
Nope. Some clerk was spamming reminder calls and happened to fuck up the number, with your names being a coincidence.
The alternative explanation is that the evil skellington inside of you is calling out for help.
Don't be an idiot.
>>17253410
Yea, I know.
Something is up, and idk what to do about it.
