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>i'll be a pseudo-monastic existence!
attend one weeklong retreat and meditate maybe twice a month
>i'll find a sexy boyfriend and be perfect slave gf!
talk to boys online for a while until i get bored of them and watch netflix instead
>i'll become a nurse and move out of parent's house!
mix of As and Fs in college, get placed on academic suspension for low GPA
>i'll keep things clean and it will be great!
clear...
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>>17253616
What do you mean be a perfect slave gf?
Fuck off tripfag, you're terrible.
>>17253830
sometimes i get really turned on thinking about being collared and trained to perform for my bf sexually however he wants. it's really hot and maybe my #1 fantasy. first step is to find a boyfriend, but when i get started on this part i quickly lose interest and decide i don't have time for boys and they're all shitty anyway. doesn't seem to help that none of them live up to my expectations i guess.
>>17253833
why did you even take the time to post this.
Help me understand women, /adv/.
Why do they completely lack self-confidence?
I'm doing some work over the summer to pay for uni, and one of the women at the place I'm working is a nervous wreck when other people are around. Every time I'm around, she starts talking to herself (not serial killer "talking to herself", mostly just verbally going over what she's working on at the time, like she's nervous), fidgeting, shuffling through papers, etc. She doesn't do it when she's alone; only when someone's there.
Also,...
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I guess "it's just her" doesn't work for you? Has to be all women?
>>17253627
Yeah, she's just the most recent example. I've noticed similar behavior in a number of women.
Question: how does this affect you?
Tough life going on /adv/ Failing school, Lost my job, Lost my GF basically lost sight of what I had and lost it all Help me out /Adv/
You're still you. Keep going.
>>17253573
don't focus on what you lost focus on the things that you still have
Focus in your dreams, don't stop until you get there. Quitting is for pussys.
Everyone seems so happy without me. I'm not happy alone. Would the world just be better if I wasn't around?
>>17253499
Better? How could we really know? would it change? Very slightly.
Your death could inspire someone. It could also completely destroy them.
>>17253504
What if it just doesn't matter? I think that's even worse.
I think about this way to much myself op but the thing is the world wouldn't be better without you around because you can do so much if you just try! I know it can all be hard... Like myself right now I have $15 in my bank account but I just start my new job tomorrow :) so life will always turn around if you make an effort!
I like this girl a lot but she has a kid. She'll always love this kid more than me. How to deal with this feel? I think I'm going to break it off.
>>17253442
>that timeline
hormones aren't magic pills that reshape your face and become twenty years younger
>>17253446
>not knowing who eggman is
>>17253442
Do it. Why are you crying on here in the first place?
What does that mean if you've started taking laxatives and still haven't shit all week.
Like I'm not in pain or anything, I feel 10/10 fine otherwise.
>haven't shit all week
>I feel fine
Yeah, you're maybe a few days away from a perforated intestine.
But whatever, I'm sure you're an MD.
>>17253455
I don't feel any different than usually. Not full of shit or anything.
>>17253520
Oh well that solves it then. You've broken the Law of Conservation of Mass.
So I've always done open relationships because my last few solid ones weren't solid due to lack of honesty and communication. So I said fuck it open relationship. Then what seems to be out of nowhere I meet this girl and everything's great. She's been so open and honest so far and out connection is amazing. Then today she says that there's someone she likes and she doesn't know how to feel. Mind you we have been dating for awhile and she declared that she wanted to stay exclusive (Mono). Guess not. Idk what to do Because if I stayed in an open relationship...
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>>17253339
>>17253339
It seems that open relationships were never your thing but just a way to avoid danger of heart break. Tell this girl how you feel and go from there, heart break is worth it rather then being cucked. Just my opinion.
Never a good idea to willingly get cucked.
>>17253339
Your first mistake was willingly becoming a cuck. You should tell her how you feel or suffer the consequences, either way you should probably break it off since she lied.
Hi /adv/
Last summer, I moved into an apartment complex in Middle America. The neighborhood was great. However, everything has gone down the shitter since then. Syrian refugees started moving into my apartment complex. The grocery store has stopped selling pork and is full of Muslims. The fitness center at my complex now has women only hours for females. They stop and pray facing in a certain direction in public. Several businesses have opened catering to Muslims with signs in Arabic. Now they're building a mosque.
This is not what I had in mind for a neighborhood....
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>>17253307
First off, you're a racist sack of shit.
Just break your lease and move out if you can't deal with them. Fuck.
Fake thread
Report and hide
>>17253324
>First off, you're a racist sack of shit.
I am not a racist. I'm addressing the issues in my neighborhood. Also I believe it's ok to stay racist stuff in America. I don't believe we need to be holding stuff back any longer. We shouldn't be nice to people we don't like anymore. It's protected speech.
>Just break your lease and move out if you can't deal with them. Fuck.
Here's the problem....
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Hi /adv/,
I'm middle eastern, living in Europe with a fulltime job (senior position in marketing).
I have $20,000 that I can invest in something. Where do you think I should invest? And what return should I expect?
>>17253156
>I'm middle eastern, living in Europe
>I have $20,000 that I can invest in something
How about you invest it in a plane ticket and fuck off back where you came from?
>>17253156
Invest in sharia law and pork products
A boat back to the middle east
hey guys i need some financial advice.
im currently trying to buy a used sports car and am asking a credit union for a loan of 7k, which covers the dealership cost. but as a car on a loan, i am required to have full coverage. my quote for that was 350 a month, and the 7k loan on a 6 year payment plan was around 100 a month give or take. i can afford it, but by the end of 6 years the total amount that car would have cost me is around 30k with full coverage insurance. is there a way around this or anything?
the reason my ins is so high is because im only 19, been...
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>>17252968
This is coming from a modified car type of guy, but would you be interested in buying something and working on it?
It is a fun hobby and very rewarding.
Just personally never understood buy a car like that just to drive.
Buy the car outright
Get a three year loan and pay $200 a month on the car. Once that's paid off, go to minimum coverage.
How do I stop remembering things from my past that I don't want to remember?
Please help.
>>17252819
A .50 bullet
go see a hypnotist
>>17252825
This. Shooting one rather as opposed to eating one, though I would assume this anon is suggesting eating it.
No but seriously if it is bothering you enough, find a coping mechanism. I too suffer from a similar problem.
I'm 26 and I've never had a boyfriend. Have I missed out big time?
>>17252564
It's pretty good to be in love if you find someone you absolutely click with.
But on the other hand, having a SO just for the sake of it doesn't really pay off in the long run.
>>17252564
depends -
have you been fucking guys?
would you prefer a gf?
>>17252564
I don't really think I can convince someone who has never been in a relationship. Being with the right person is worth it, being with the wrong person isn't.
Do you think you just haven't found the right one yet? Consider if your expectations of people are too high. I used to be one of those people who thought that he hasn't found the right girl, but I'm starting to think that my expectations of them (as people, not for their looks) has been too narrow. To sum it up in a quote: "your...
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Sorry I don't know how to ad to my old thread. So I listened to all of your advice and I went over and deep throated the shit out of dudes cock it was awesome, and he was very happy. So thank you. If anyone can help me I have another question. I was so turned on thinking about it that as soon as he put a finger in my pussy I squirted. That has never happened to me. I have read about it, but when it happened I was kind of embarrassed. Has anyone ever experienced this? Do guys think that its hot? I feel weird about it.
Nothing says you are getting into the sex better than a squirt and guys love it when their partner is into it like that. Keep up the enthusiasm and you will keep your guy very happy. Nice work!
OP: It is hot and normal.
>>17252364
Context?
I'm learning Java
I was wondering if anyone could give me real life examples of things I can do with Java on
I was told I could use it to do things like check for trending topics... things like that?
Thank You
>>17252351
Build an instant messaging service. It will teach you about socket programming, concurrency, and client server architecture (or distributed architecture if you're feeling brave)
>>17252351
minecraft
Why do people become cult leaders?
to feel loved
>>17251941
It's a pretty good job mang
>>17251941
it pays well
