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Hey adv, LawFag here. I'm a lawyer, ask me anything. Keep in mind I'm Canadian, do mostly family law.
>>17252434
Is that a pic of you??
>>17252434
What's the point of legal marriage?
>>17252435
I wish that were me. I'd spend all day at home defiling myself. I'm a guy. I just like the picture, she's hot.
Hello /adv/ today im feeling real insecure about myself today, wondering on your thoughts about me, im the guy with a tie
Your friend has nice tits
>>17252409
Kek
You look good to me m8
I always feel like i have nothing to talk about
i'm not even a boring person, it's just the shit i do is not usually conversation material.
for example
> can't talk about the places i've traveled, people will think i'm a richfag showoff
> can't talk about exercise, people will think i'm a brofag showoff
> can't talk about my hobbies, i play in a band, people will think i'm a musicfag showoff
> can't talk about my car, people will think i'm a richfag showoff
> can't talk about buying art, people will think i'm a richfag showoff
why are people so unresponsive to all of the shit i do just because it costs money?
>>17252378
Bc u r a rich and
They cant relate.
Make some rich friends with nice cars
>>17252378
How about not just talk about yourself?
>>17252378
im not rich but i do lift and play guitar and i always find good conversations with both. but i also have interests that have nothing to do with myself so maybe you should start there
If my gf is having her period, is it that wrong to want her to get me off by other means? My ex would when it was her time of the month, I don't know how to bring it up to my current gf without being awkward.
>>17252211
Periods can really vary between individuals (and even within individuals).
Like if I'm having horrendous cramps, I need to focus on not crying and throwing up and sadly can't do those things for my boyfriend.
When I'm not feeling that bad, I of course do whatever I can for him because I love him and want to be the best partner I can be.
I'd say just be sensitive to however she's feeling, but communicate with her about it. It's not awkward, it's normal couple stuff.
>>17252237
I understand there can be times it'll feel bad but she hasn't in the 2 years we've been going out and I've respected that but it's sort of frustrating me. How do I bring it up? Just say, "can I get a blow job"? She always makes these things awkward to bring up.
Don't make her do anything you wouldn't want her to make you do. If you want unrequited blowjobs give her unrequited cunnilingus every now and then. Another option: I've eaten a girl out on her period before but I was just really into her and it wasn't as bad as I thought it'd be. She didn't want me to but I felt like doing it and promised to stay only at the clit to avoid blood but got really into it.
>started hearing voices about a year ago when I turned 30 after long history of drug abuse, mainly psychedelics
>almost got fired from job of 10 years for being dumb/delusional
>been clean and sober since then
>voices got worse. began having full conversations with one of them.
>assumed I could hide this from everyone including family/therapist
>soon began hearing other people's thoughts
>became tricky for me to function at work
>this one voice convinced me to quit suddenly
>didn't show up to work, went on roadtrip instead (per advice of voice)
>didn't get fired thanks to parents stepping in for me
>on disability, got bipolar diagnosis
>haven't told anyone about the voices
>haven't been taking my mood stabilizer
>why oh why didn't I take the blue pill
>stopped taking advice from "ai voice" as I call her
>parents expect me to go back to work like last week
>just have to make a phone call
>back to 50k enslavement (plus benefits)
>added bonus of schizophrenia
what do?
Don't buy an AR-15.
>>17252251
ok
I'm thinking I should just give work another go and try to sleep better...maybe exercising again. Now that I know it was in my head hopefully I can just make healthier choices and stuff...
What country are you from?
My mom's friend's daughter is Schizophrenic. She was since she was 15 or so and she still hears voices. Now she lives at her own place and lives on welfare. She takes medicine and I always see her shopping in the city when I'm on my way home from school. I don't know what else she does.
I think you should talk with your therapist about it.. If he/she recommends pills and you don't like to take the medication ask if there's alternatives?
I once had the same feelings. I thought I could read others thoughts and I still feel like others can read my thoughts. I also thought a woman was making voodoo on me. I thought the world would end and I thought the authorities were after me and that they were tracking my phone so I left my phone at home when I went for a walk. Also I can't be around my dad for some reason. what should I do? Well know I just isolated myself.. :/
So my friend is having birthday tomorrow so I made her a box for the present. I didn't find any nice wrapping paper so I just figured out I'm gonna just glue some picture on the white box to make it look nice. Unfortunately I thought that it's gonna be easy to formate the image so it'd fit on the box in illustrator so I could print it.
It's not a big box but still big enough for me not being able to print the picture on A4, that's the biggest my printer can print. I found out that I'm noob at that program and I wasn't able to make any progress after I made the visualisation of the box. Could anyone more skilled than me please help me with this? I don't want to give up on it now when I have the box already in my mind. Fuck.
https://mega.nz/#!gdJmBLTA!tlb8RFTUsbJgBB3qxZb14SwzSM5m16VIDN9wxyoBKVE
It probably looks shady as fuck but I didn't know of any better way than send the Illustrator project and the pics in archive. Thanks if anyone'd be that kind and helped me with this.
Or if anyone could just advice me how to format the pictures so I could print them...
>>17252183
It's wrapping paper , isn't she going to tear it all to pieces?
After you spent so much time on it???
>>17252257
Nah, man, you didn't understand what I was trying to achieve here. It won't be a wrapping paper, I'm gonna print it on papers and then glue it on the outside of the box. It's gonna be a box with adventure time design permanently. It'll be like two presents in one, the one on the inside and a nice box.
On the rare ocasions I talk to grills I seem to hit a blank sometimes and the conversation just seems to die out. I'd also like to learn some games you can play that allow you to get a grasp at peoples personalities (example: House quizz)
I used to be like this.
All it takes is asking and responding to questions.
And most of the time it doesn't matter what the questions are.
You : Hey anon have you been here?
Anon : No i haven't but have wanted to go.
You : Yea i've been once but would really like to go again, there was this shop that sold this awesome peppermint dildos i want to try.
Anon : i've got one of those! I could lend you mine.
you : That sounds swell cindy lou.
It's really just small talk. I could never understand small talk.
I mean i really didn't give a shit about the weather and when people say " its such a nice day"
They're trying to engage you in conversation with an ice breaker. They use something obvious that you both are experiencing.
So tl;dr, learn small talk and ask random shit.
It doesn't take much time to get over the mental blanks.
>>17252136
Don't focus on keeping the conversation going.
If you fee it slipping into awkwardness: just think of some really Alpha way to exit the situation. Act like some other girl just texted you and you have to go call her because she's in labor with your child.
Don't fill silence with meaningless babble, it just makes you look weak. If the ball is in her court to be responsive, allow her to be the awkward one, there's no need for you to fill that role.
Hi /adv/, I have a bit of a dilemma.
For the record, I'm the oldest sibling (mid 20's), my sister's 19, and my younger brother is 10.
A few days ago my dad was accused of molesting my younger brother. My parents are divorced, so he was over at my dads for the weekend. My sister was the one who initially made the call, and it's been making me sick to my stomach.
I never saw proof or could even imagine him being a predator, but now I'm not sure. Every night he (brother) would have to sleep in my dads bed, and would occasionally throw out his clothes and bedsheets. My sister caught my dad following him to the bathroom and holding him in very disturbing ways. My brother has drawn pictures of us saving him from the "scary knife man" who closely resembles my father.
How do I go about finding answers?
My brother is too young to understand and he isn't saying much, but I don't want to mold an image in his head. I confronted my father about it and he seemed upset, but didn't want to talk to me for a few days...
Any help would be greatly appreciated.
believe them. kids dont make that up.
if you ignore them or side with your dad, they'll resent you for life.
>>17252126
Ask your brother
He is the only one who has the answers to all of your questions. If it is true, contact the police and have your brother go in and tell them everything.
>>17252126
who accused him?
talk to your brother adn try to be subtle not saying his dad did it.
but hes 10 years old, not 4. hes practically a teenager. 10 year olds dont draw pictures of the 'scary knife man'. they have a much different psychological process.
Whats the best way to research potential careers and find the job you really want to go to college for? Are there any sites dedicated to helping people figure this out?
>>17252098
Literally just guessed the url "careers.org" and it looks fine, has location based stuff and salaries
>>17252111
Yeah I definitely was being lazy there if the answer was that obvious. I'm kind of surprised I didn't think to look there. Thanks for finding that for me.
>>17252098
Didn't they go over this with you in highschool?
Guys, I really really need your help.
I'd first like to say that I am a scumbag so if anyone out there does not feel like helping a scumbag out, by all means leave this post.
I have a girlfriend who is crazy about me, I live in the Netherlands and she lives in Romania, it's been long distance for a few years now.
I haven't had sex for a while now and there is this girl I really did like to hook up with.
I met her on okcupid.
Some German chick who wants me.
She has no clue I have a girlfriend.
I haven't told her so.
She wants to add me on facebook now since most of my pictures are on privacy.
Issue is many of my pictures are also liked by my girlfriend and despite the fact that there is no visible relationship status update on my profile, my girlfriend has my face as her cover photo on facebook.
Now, I really want to bang this other girl, but how do I do this?
I know she will stalk me and look for the people who liked my shit and eventually find out about my girlfriend.
How should I deal with this? please help me!!!
>>17252075
You already fucked up if you used your real name and she knows your personal info. If you don't want to get caught, dont do it.
Step 1: break up with your girlfriend
Step 2: do whatever the fuck you want
So should I just leave her request on pending/ and/or reject her without replying? :/
There is no other information on my entire Facebook profile linking to my girlfriend aside her likes on my pictures and posts.. :/
fuck, this girl is hot though.
Pic related: that's the German girl.
i need some support guys.
let me explain my situation.
i am a fat incel robot currently in my last year of school, meaning that i'm 18, while several of my classmates are around 17 or 18 as well.
i have a female friend and we're really close, matter fact i spent a year of my life pathetically in love with her, but i've since moved on and now we're really good friends.
she is currently still 17 years old, which is important to the situation.
we went out one night, and she had sex with a bartender in his car at a party in an abandoned house.
the bartender was easily 25-30 years old.
i don't know why it bothers me this much, i guess it just reminded me of the superiority of chad dick and the loss of innocence in young girls.
it really messed me up, she was a virgin before this and not the type of girl who would hook up with anyone.
i just can't deal with women's hyperactive sexuality and i feel like i'd never get a chance with a girl like her if they're all going after fuckin 30 year old australian druggie bartenders
what do you think?
should i chill out and let her live her life or should i be concerned and try and stop her from becoming a slut?
Get /fit/
>>17252060
>should i chill out and let her live her life or should i be concerned and try and stop her from becoming a slut?
lol you're not gonna accomplish anything
why would anyone take advice from a self-admittedly fat incel robot? you're the lowest form of life possible.
Who she sleeps with is none of your business. If you can't handle the fact that other people aren't pathetic losers like you, then maybe you shouldn't hang out with those people
Guys i am deeply in love with my gf but a couple of days ago i met a girl at work who has caught my full atention. It seems i can't get her out of my thoughts and I'm always hoping we cross each other in the office. Then, when i see her coming, i become a mongoloid. You know that feeling when you firmly believe you're seeing the most beautiful thing ever? Getting her number was quite easy and we even talked the same day she gave it to me. You see, i feel in some way guilty because i love my gf but i really really want to ask her out for a drink or something even though it feels wrong in some way. I just don't know what to do.
>>17252042
It's too late. You already got her number and made this post. You're relationship is doomed and the one with the new girl will also be doomed as soon as another pretty female bats her eye at you. If only guys weren't such slaves to their dicks and had some control, there'd be a lot less heart ache out there
>>17252113
bitch pls
>>17252042
Break up and be a man
If you aren't attracted to your gf more than this bitch you should break up.
Don't let her suffer by cheating on her, its the worst thing you could do.
Got in some shit, facing 3 1/2 years in prison, class I felony. Everyones saying im not even gonna sit, people who have been in way worse trouble are telling me im just gonna get a few years probation tops, maybe 6 months in county. But i'm scared. I have determined that if I have to sit for longer than 2 years I'm most likely gonna just leave the state.
I have some questions.
First of all, do states extradite to other states? Would like to know the details of this, obviously they would if my crime was more severe but my crime isn't really that severe. No one was injured.
Second of all, Where to? I'm from the midwest and, like many my age, when I was a bit younger I had the pipe dream of running away and moving out west. I did a decent bit of research on this topic. I have family in vegas and california. I've always thought that the town of eugene, oregon looks beautiful and have kept it in the back of my head for awhile, and legal weed is nice.
How will this affect my ability to get into school or student loans, or open a business in the future? This was not a drug related crime
How underground do I have to go and for how long? I feel exiled from my home town, I feel like im about to be banished from where I was born and raised
Anyone ever go through anything like this? any and all help is appreciatied
don't do the crime if you can't pay the time
If you are a suspect and have a warrant against you the police in all states will help each other to catch you. Find a good Lawyer and he'd tell you what to do but expect turning yourself in and getting a plea deal.
>>17252022
>First of all, do states extradite to other states?
Ok, I'll take the bait.
Firstly, states are autonomous regions, not seperate countries. If you could evadw the consequences of your actions by simply crossing state lines there would be a few years of absolute anarchy as people raped, pillaged and murdered their way across the US, until you ended up with all three hundred and twenty million people living in Alaska and being really well behaved as they had no where left to run to.
Secondly, a wanted felon residing in the state in which the felony was commited is soley under the jurisdiction of that state's law enforcement. However, crossing state lines leaves him subject not only to the law enforcement in the new state, but also the FBI.
Hey /adv/ I'll cut to the chase.
>be me
>have scizophrenia though no longer have symptoms, rare episode of insantiy or sevre panic attack
>eh not too terrible looking, 6/10 ish or something nigga I dunno
>19 going on 20 soon
>when I was little I had a CUNT-TON of friends though I was so very naive at the time
>moved twice, lost a LOT of friends the first time
>made better ones then moved again
>now
>no friends
>no job
>graduated high school and haven't done anything after
>tried talking to my oldest best friend after 14 years, she's 12/10 now and completely ignored me
>fucked me up for a little while ( though I wasn't expecting anything back in the first place )
>never applied myself in school and got decent 85+ average all around
>probably getting a job soon, but every place I've gone to has dragged their feet
>overweight, but not obese or anything just have fat that makes me really self conscious and unable to really be myself
>all my friends are online and i really don't know the city i moved to that well to go out and make real ones
>haven't had a real relationship in at least 5 years, dunno how to get back into the arena
>living with parents still, and they've been making it clear that within the next few months they're gonna split up and I'll have to move on my own or pick one
>unironically consider suicide at least twice a week, though I just play vidya and forget about it instead
I'm terrified of dying alone /adv/ and don't know what to do. Is this just because I don't go out often or am I overreacting?
wat do?
>>17252015
>Is my life worth living?
we can't tell, we're not you.
do you want to continue playing?
>>17252015
I've been there bro.
Seriously, 2015 was the hardest and worst year of my life for almost the exact same reasons.
I had moved to a new city all by myself and expected friends to just pop out of thin air. I had a job that forced me to either travel 5 days a week or work from home, and I hated it.
I left that job, Got a roommate to help with rent, and got a different job at a bar working with people my age.
My life in the past 8 months has gone from depression, and feeling worthless, to thinking I might actually have a really good shot. I have friends now, I have the ability to call people up and ask them for help, and there's even a couple girls on the table right now.
Get a job OP. Start there. Your grades don't matter, just find something, anywhere. That's your zero point on your way to independence and being able to start making adult friends with similar interests.
>>17252024
Most of the time I'm don't know, this game's learning curve sucks.
Anons I need help badly, I know this type of stuff is bait and all that but I need serious advice. I was fapping and precum came out and all that stuff but the tip of my dick stung, checked and we'll, my dick is bleeding, I don't think it is anymore but however it's concerning. I fap a lot.
I really need help I'm desperate
Anybody? I need advice I came here from /b/
I know it sounds like a big joke but I seriously am bleeding
