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I'm really interested in serial killers, i want to make a guide how to be a sussecful assassin, i write something in my personal book but I'm missing something
I seen many serial killer stories and most of them was more and less 30y/o, is it a coincidence?
Mods if you will delete my thread at least tell me why, don't be a cunt AGAIN
If you're seriously writing a book, then do what other authors do and research, and then cite sources in your book. Don't come to the /adv/ board on a Tibetan basket-weaving site to ask for "help."
But, then again, you're not really writing a book, are you? You just like being edgy and saying you're "obsessed" with serial killers so you can be that dark kid that you like to think people are scared of or something.
>i want to make a guide how to be a sussecful assassin
Write from experience....
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>>17249150
I'm passing by a bad moment i don't need negative comments
>>17249150
Is not a book is a guide that is different. I wrotrle a lot in my book but that is another story, i draw in it too pic related
Fuck /adv/, I'm stuck between getting Diethly Ether or Petroleum Ether. Which one is better for me to get?
That depends. What do you intend to use it for?
>>17249123
I'm trying to find an ether to host myself as a guinea pig for the people to see the actually effects of the what the liquid does to a person and how fast the person could be unconscious. All under the seek of pharmacology purposes and to have a better visual exception of what the liquid does since no one else hasn't really done a test like this.
>>17249153
I suggest you go with diethyl ether. The effect of the person being unconscious is much more significant than the other.
don't know if it is /adv/ that I need, or if I just want for you folks to hear about my situation. It will be a long story but please I'll try and summarize it. I want you to see it through my eyes, I also hope someone replies.
Ok, well it all started 8 years ago (note to self I was around 15 years old and she was around 17(can't really remember)).We met through her best friend, we started dating etc, madly in-love with each other and she was my first and only gf, her best friend got super jealous because we spent to much time together and we had a huge...
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Her mom was born blind and her dad is a dead beat living of people,She also would tell me how she didn't really have friends when she was younger,she also disliked people, she lived at a trailer park (where her mom currently lived at the time) she seemed that people judged her bad for it. I always told her I loved her and gave her a kiss everday. I gave her my virginity (she had already lost hers by someone else) because I loved her so much I wanted to spend the rest of my life with her. We had so much sex almost everyday ( just pointing that out there). Randomly around...
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>>17249062
I don't remember when but around this time she started to deny every time I told her I loved her and how beautiful she looked (even tho everyone said she was beautiful and would she would deny it) I asked her why she kept saying it and she would tell me I don't really know, I would always try and kiss her and hold her but would push me away.She would tell me I should find someone better than her, and I would grow tired of her. I always thought of her everday, Fast foward a few years, my mother and gf got...
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>>17249066
(fast foward ) her moms house burnt down ( her mom was safe) I got off work and walked/ran to her aid, I felt hopeless I couldnt make her feel safe, the churched helped with finding her a new home and she decided to move in with her, into a suburb house, I helped her move mostly everything to her house. (fast foward to the beginning of the year) they are all settled, everything they needed I was there, I took them to get groceries, supplyies, etc. Anything they needed.
My girlfriend, who I live with, likes to stay out late with her friends. She has a history of cheating. Sometimes it bothers me when she stays out late, because I don’t always believe she’s telling the truth about where or who she’s with. But, I realize that I have to let her be with her friends and do as she pleases. Frequently, she’ll tell me she’s going one place and will be home at a certain time. Yet, inevitably, she changes the place and time of her return. This irritates me, because it adds to her general unpredictable nature that makes me feel insecure.
When I voice these concerns, she gets pissed and accuses me of being too controlling. So I’m not allowed, at risk of a fight, to respond negatively about her being out late and constantly changing places and times. She knows I don’t like it when she behaves this way, but does it anyway, knowing that she can basically imply I’m the patriarchy trying to control her.
I don’t want to feel controlling. I don’t want her to feel controlled. But I hate when she’s all elusive and suspicious about where she is and when she’s going to be certain places.
What do?
Protip: Once a cheater always a cheater.
>>17249028
>My girlfriend, who I live with, likes to stay out late with her friends. She has a history of cheating.
Run.
This is simply unsalvageable. You can't trust her, and she can't be trusted. Leave her before this situation poisons your idea of what a relationship should be, anymore than it already has.
Hey /adv/
So ive been with my bf for about 2 years. When we first started taking he was talking to a girl he met on the internet.
She lives across the country in Fl and had sent him nudes and they always had these plans to meet up. I didnt really care since he was with me and once him and I got together they stopped talking for the most part.
She then started having some emotional issues I guess and kept calling or texting him all the time for advice (usually at like 3am) saying she was going to kill herself and shit -___-
I had finally had enough...
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She's probably agonizingly lonely.
>>17248910
Maybe not the best advice- but have you tried having him introduce you to her? It might help you feel a bit better if you know her personally + it might help her get the idea that hey, you are his gf.
>>17248931
She's on the other side of the country. They've never even met.
>>17248918
I sure think so. I just really don't understand why she can't make friends where she lives. I've seen her snaps and stuff. Seems like she's got tons of friends. I don't know why she insists on talking to my BF like he's all she has.
I have to move back in with my parents. I'm just wondering, how do you get high when you're living with parents?
Like, I don't have the sort of parents who are always out (my father's a lazy fuck with no real job who sits on the couch all day), so I can't just do it when they're out.
I don't drive, so I don't have a car to do it in.
Even if I just go to some park somewhere, I don't know how I'd come home without them seeing me high.
It was so easy when I was on my own. But at the same time, high school...
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>>17248780
What the fuck.
Don't move back in with your parents. Thats admitting defeat.
>>17248780
lmao you're saying your father is a loser. yet you're moving back in your parents LOL
My mother was with me at the doctor's when they prescribed me my medical marijuana. So I have no issues with it.
>Single
>Female
>Black
>255lb BBW
I won't settle for anything besides a youthful asian boy that has a deep nigga rap voice. Am I destined to be forever alone?
This has to be bait.
>>17248699
>single
>female
Yep it's bait.
>>17248694
>bbw
lol
i love how this pc term has come to prominence. "im a bbw!" no, honey. youre fat. some will settle for you, a select few will pursue you. but lets call a spade a spade, yeah? youre fat. if you feel the need to hide behind nonsensical jargon, you are probably not happy with yourself and you should start working out immediately.
There's a lot to explain, I've felt for maybe a few years since I got with my ex - but I broke up with her in February.
I tried to kill myself after she sexually assaulted me and (online, in person and sexually) harrassed me.
I've struggled with gender identity and expression and my family aren't too great, especially my mum, about it.
There's a lot more to it, but I just do not want to carry on.
Should I kill myself?
>>17248627
I'm sorry to hear that you're hurting, and doubly so for what has happened to you. Bit I don't think you have to die just for the pain to end.
>>17248666
It's such a constant uphill battle against the entire world it seems, I can understand there's probably nice people that want to help but I feel so alone and you get to this point where you just want to give up on everything.
>>17248706
Everyone feels alone, because as an individual you are alone inside yourself. There are always going to be people trying to bring you down. The world itself will try to bring you down. Gravity constantly tries to press you into the ground. Who you are is defined by how you deal with the pressure. Surround yourself with people you respect who overcome their challenges with vigor and pride. Try to become the strongest version of yourself, and know that you will fail at times. Every time you get back up you are succeeding.
Been working at the same place for 20 years. Slowly moving up, not quickly enough for me though. Always asking for more responsibility, promotion...Finally convince current boss to make it happen. Bosses, boss is leaving, so I go and talk to her about advancement opportunities, she agrees. Re org happens, both old bosses say to talk to the new boss. She says I don't want to make any changes.
Mutual friend turns me on to an opportunity outside current employer. Nail, 1st interview, want me to cone back and see the CIO on Monday. Tuesday meeting with current boss, do I...
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>>17248541
Wait until you get the offer and nail it in her face. You been there 20 years you deserve to be bumped up.
>>17248541
>No offer from the other place, not even sure if I want the job.
>Might also motivate her to promote me. If not I know for sure she does care if I stay or go.
Might also motivate her to let you go.
>Been working at the same place for 20 years.
Are you a time traveler from 1950-1990?
>>17248541
Go to Monday interview and get a sense of possible future there.
Go to Tuesday meeting and see what is volunteered. If little is forthcoming, just say "I've had some feelers from [unnamed] elsewhere. I don't want to leave here, but . . . ."
3 days ago i had a bad argument with my girlfriend about a silly thing, i was stressed and she anwered me in disrespectful ways a couple of time while we were working out, so i took all my things and went home. same evening we went out with friends and she didnt talk to me at all, so i left a bit earlier because i was tired and bored.
she came at my place an hour after that and told me we needed to talk, got in her car and we talked a little bit, then she went apeshit because i wasnt really attention and she said i had to go back home . i did and she got angry because i left...
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>>17248461
>should i text her back and at least try to talk to her again?
She went on a date with some guy on the same night? She already moved on, OP. She doesn't give a shit about you.
>>17248461
You sound like an ass desu.
>>17248472
she's going to do it in that exact moment
So I was working out in the yard last week (mainly tearing down shrubs and weed whacking) and this stuff developed on my right arm and spread a couple of days afterwards.
I've applied a topical antihistamine and it works well for cutting down on the itching, but it doesn't make it go away.
I've had ecezema when I was younger (and when I played around outside) so could this be an allergic reaction to some plants I've come into contact with when I was working? Or is this poison oak or some shit?
At any rate, do I need to see my derm for...
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Flesh eating disease. Oh boy.
>>17248313
Poison oak/ivy is a decent guess given your story, but I can't be sure because of how much you scratched that shit up.
Has it been a week or a couple of days. Poison ivy should be healing on its own by now if a week.
>>17248313
Wait a day, if it's worse go to the doctor.
Finally finished college, got my degree. Now how do I get a decent job that I won't hate and won't bore me to death? Parents told me if I worked hard and studied what I was interested in I'd have a job by the time I graduated, but that never happened. I'm charismatic, got great people skills, can deal with numbers aight (one of my majors was in STEM). What should I look into? I look at job ads in my city but there really doesn't seem to be much posted up there, and I don't know what to apply for anyhow.
>>17248147
>>17248147
I would imagine your degrees, GPA, and goal job would be somewhat relevant to this thread. Just saying.
>>17248147
>Now how do I get a decent job that I won't hate and won't bore me to death?
You keep looking and looking and looking and hope you find one. Expect to go through a load of shit jobs you do hate and do bore you to death before you find it.
>Parents told me if I worked hard and studied what I was interested in I'd have a job by the time I graduated, but that never happened.
It never happened because the days where that held true...
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I'm a fucking loser with no hobbies aside from lurking on 4chan and laughing at the occasional funny shitpost
Obviously this cannot translate as a skill into real life, and it is also very unfulfilling
I would like some recommendations of hobbies that are rewarding and have a steady progression, so nothing like art because it takes 5 years to become decent at it
I am thinking of cooking and gardening as my chill-out hobbies but I need a couple more that can be 'useful', something technical maybe
I thought about programming, woodworking,...
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Learning languages. Plenty of free resources online, check the >>>/int/ sticky for some of them. I took up Japanese among a lot of other languages. I now translate doujinshi/manga on the side, and it's decent money. I'd also recommend taking up an instrument.
>>17248064
I'm missing out on a lot of artistic ability. I ruled out drawing/painting/sculpting/music because I just don't think creatively at all. Unless there is a way to learn creativity, I don't think i'm even going to try those.
Language learning sounds good though. I might go with an easy language at first, what would you choose between French, Spanish, or Dutch? I'm english btw so Spanish won't help me like it might help an american
Do you have interest in gadgets? You could use some starter-kit for making your very own electronic circuit and getting it to do stuff for you. There are plenty of brands of microcontroller (it's just like a brain to control components you add) out there, but Arduino should be cheaper and friendlier.
Stay creative m8
How to tell my gf that I like her feet? I'm homrny af but I'm afraid that she'll tel me I'm sick or something like that... Help dudes.
horny* meh
"Hey, can I tell you something weird?"
One of the most common fetishes and you'll think she'll be weirded out?
Ugly kissless virgin here. I just created a fake Tinder account with the profile picture of a moderately cute guy I swiped from /soc/. Can hiding behind this picture so that I can talk to girls get me to learn to be more comfortable talking to them?
Obviously, I don't intend to ever actually meet them or exchange real numbers. I just want to have conversations and practice flirting.
Also, within the first 10 minutes of swiping, I already saw to chicks I know in real life. In fact, I just worked with one earlier today. I pressed the "like" button just for the lulz.
I do this. I actually have several accounts and i talk to girls i know via all of them. It is great for both getting to know them and influencing them on multiple levels
>>17247181
>Can hiding behind this picture so that I can talk to girls get me to learn to be more comfortable talking to them?
My knee jerk reaction was to tell you this was a terrible idea but the more I thought about it the more I began to consider the possibility that knowing what its like to communicate as a confident man might actually help you communicate as a confident man.
As long as you plan to eventually start using your own face to be talk to women this might not be a terrible idea. I'm not exactly sure. You've given me something to think about, anon.
>>17247189
>>17247181
Kek kek kek kek kek.
Whats the point??
Thats like placing extra pathetic on your pathetic.
Where do you think it will end up.
inb4 anon falls hard for girl on tinder but can never meet and ends up killing himself.
