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Is cheating bad if she doesn't find out?
General tips for net setting caught?
>>17263368
Yes its bad. Tips for not getting caught? Kill yourself.
>>17263368
If you want to cheat you have a need not being met in the relationship or something within you that you need to sort out. The relationship won't work either way if it goes on like that
t. I've cheated approx. 3 times
I don't think it was worth but the following months were a hell of guilt and anxiety
You're a man. It's your right to sleep around.
Hi /adv/
Has anyone ever been to a mental hospital?
I'm wondering if staying for a few days would help me in any way
It seems like I'll go in...then come out feeling exactly the same and that's pointless
I have semi-decent health insurance but no money
Dont go unless you really feel suicidal. They are the most depressing and bizzar places you could possibly imagine. They'll overmedicate you and room you with someone out of the twilight zone.
>>17263152
Well I've been trying to kill myself on and off for a week now; I've tried a number of times in the past; but after a break of a few days, I decided I was going to try more violet methods in the hope that'd I'd be more successful.
However it occurred to me that going to the hospital might be something worth trying
>>17263160
Go into a hospital. It might help,but if not you lost nothing.
Hey /adv/ i am gonna write a letter to a special girl for me and i don't have idea what could i write to her i didn't talk with her a long time ago (2 months)
She is 14 I'm 21 and no I'm not gonna kms for that
>>17262698
Jesus Christ, OP.
>>17262698
Nope.
>>17262698
Pedofags like you should be crucified.
>THIS THREAD IS BAIT
I've been doing nothing but riding my bike.
I dropped out years ago from school and been neet since then.
I don't care about anything much anymore, my family is falling apart, I don't have much to look forward to... all I do is ride, take pictures and work on my bike.
I've been doing this or 3 years now.
What's worng with me? I don't even care about running out of money at some point.
>>17261806
Maybe try selling the pictures or getting a job as a mechanic?
There's nothing wrong with you, anon. The whole go to college, get a 9-5 job, get a partner, have a kid thing is overrated and most people who do it are miserable.
Do whatever you enjoy and find a way to make enough money to support yourself out of it.
>>17261810
I'm not that good, and I'm not that good.
Also I'm pretty much unemployable given my situation.
I feel at peace when I'm away from everything and lost and I can just be, without toughts or feeling any connection to the world.
>be devout Christian
>stop masturbating, as a sacrifice to God
>things start to go bad in life
>start masturbating daily
>things take a turn for the great
Wtf is going on? What should I do? Is the devil involved in this? is it a test? Is it God telling me it's okay to fap?
>>17260924
masturbating releases endorphins, much like sex does. your life is relatively consistent, but when you masturbate you work out a lot of stress and the problems all seem not as big or worrisome.
add in a tiny bit of coincidence and you got yourself the basis for religion.
>>17260937
interesting
>>17260924
>be devout Christian
If you was a devouted Christian, on this moment you should be worried in how to drive the Saracens out of the Holy Land and retake Constantinople to Christians hands.
At what age should a man settle down and start having kids, and how old should the girl he settles down with be?
I'm in a bit of a weird situation and could use advice
>I'm in a bit of a weird situation and could use advice
Then tell us your situation so we can give you advice
>what weird situation?
I'll be 26 in july, my girlfriend is 17 and she's staying at my place for the summer. She's got a year left of highschool and when that's done she wants to move in permanently, be the housewife, get married, have&raise my kids.
>a bit of context:
She goes to a fancy boarding school nearby, her parents are rich religious nuts and dickheads, they got an ugly bitter divorce and dumped her at that school, neither of them want to deal with her since they're having too much fun being single again, she hasn't seen either in over 9 months.
We kept running into each other around town, we started smalltalking then flirting then dating, popped her cherry on halloween night when she was still 16, been inseparable ever since, we went to my folks' place for the holidays, she's living here for the summer. My friends like her, her friends like me, my parents adore her, her parents couldn't care less, my boss met her by accident and told me I have a keeper in my hands.
Skinny, smart, tallish, long black hair, nerdy, good sense of humor, supportive, devoted, submissive, up for anything and everything in bed, reads a lot, religious but not too much, cooks & cleans.
I'm not against the idea, but I do think it's too much too fast, I'm trying to reach a compromise with her.
And before anyone says anything:
It's legal in Massachusetts
26 to 29 is optimal
Her age = [(your age/2)+7]
Let's hear it.
Last thread: >>17247992
>guy shot my cat in the head
>same guy dropped my old dog off in the middle of the florida woods
>goes to prison for killing someone in a home invasion but apparently all the people in said home invasion fought each other for lenient court dates
>he only got four years for it
My only solace regarding this guy has been my parents giving me false hope with him getting capital punishment. Things never go my way though.
How do you deal with the desire to kill somebody without killing them?
>Lsd is my favorite thing to do. It's fun as hell and my depression/ anxiety lifts for about a month after I use it.
>I want to trip this weekend but my new roomate is 51 and obnoxiously straight edge
>Haven't even brought it up because I'm too much of a pussy to approach the issue.
>Don't want to just not tell him like some kid getting high while his parents aren't home
I don't even know what I'm afraid of. He won't kick me out if I'm on drugs and if he did (without any evidence) it wouldn't be the worst thing in the world. I might try convincing him that I'm doing it with the intention of fixing my psychology (which is true). But I don't know. I don't know why I feel so shit about asking/ telling him I'm doing this.
>>17257429
Just do it, then use his case as legal precedence so you only get 4 years.
How can I acquire unstoppable drive? How is it possible to keep going in spite of disappointments, insecurities and terrible odds?
Has anyone here who was a fucked up slacker managed to change this much?
I'd like to learn from those who have personal experience with this, not random opinions.
>>17253253
How old are you? On top of that, are there people in your life that believe in you?
If so, then I think I can help you.
Heres a life secret: Make it personal. Take that shit to heart and make it personal. Not in a retarded cute way. Personal as in you'll get pissed off or upset at yourself if you don't accomplish day in and day out. If you become your own biggest critic, then nothing can stop you.
>>17253269
29. Vaguely, yeah, in the sense that they'd believe anything, it's indifferent. They're in the same boat, but they don't care.
what songs should i listen to while high
Aphex Twin - Selected Ambient Works vol. II
Boards of Canada - Music Has The Right To Children
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cU8HrO7XuiE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H8V9Nf-TZL8
Okay, been friends with this girl for a long time, like 2 years. She has had a billion boyfriends and I haven't really considered for a while but recently I have. But should OP go for it? Pic unrelated
>>17264864
Yeah go for it, she clearly puts out.
Its a 100% grantee that you'll get some.
She lives in a diff city and I can't travel often.
Visit her for a long weekend and just have some fun.
Honestly is there any point living as a guy if you aren't
>6'
>make less than 80k
>don't have a masculine face
>aren't ripped
>aren't extroverted
>>17264816
What is a guy, define it please?
>>17264816
Yeah if you stop being a fucking pansy at least.
You could live to cultivate virtue.
Hey guys. I don't usually post here but I was wondering if anyone could help me regarding orders from online.
So I ordered some Russian military gear online and waited a few days for it to be delivered as it said. It said it would take a week to be delivered and now it has been two weeks and the tracking feature said that my package was delivered to my house. As you can probably gather, it wasn't.
After emailing the company I got the gear from I then ended calling the Parcel Force (UK) who delivered my order. Turns out my order got delivered to my fucking local Amazon warehouse instead of my house and now I have no idea what the fuck to do. I've tried to contact them but no help was given. As it transpires, I gave them the wrong post code I stupidly gave the Russian company my postal address that was off by one digit (I gave them 11 and it was actually 12. I know, I'm retarded). I looked at the postal address of the amazon warehouse and they are nothing alike to mine.
Anyone have any idea what the Amazon warehouse will do with my package?
Will they send it to me or just dispose of it? I'm really worried as I may have blown £200.
Thank you for taking the time to read this and any help would be very much appreciated.
>>17264771
*EDIT*
I also don't want to show up to my local Amazon warehouse and demand my package.
>>17264796
That's the easiest solution you ninny. Packages get picked up all the time from there.
>>17264796
Well then, no package for you.
Have gf of 3 years, we r still in college, she's incredible and super nice and hot but I can't stop thinking about every little thing I hate about her. And some shit she does just pisses me off (ex. she never wears her retainer cause "it hurts her teeth" and now one of her front teeth is getting crooked). Also I feel super trapped cause everyone loves her and if I drop her everyone will hate me and think I'm a douchebag. What should I do? I wanna fuck other sluts but I know I'd regret it. Plz help.
Inb4 kill urself
>>17264687
Just end it. It sounds like she's cool and you're not that into her, so do her and some other guy a favor by dumping her.
Why the hell would \"everyone" hate you for breaking up with your girlfriend? If things don't work and you feel like its best to break up do it, its no ones business but your own.
>Inb4 kill urself
Well, let's not start ruling out all your options quite yet.
To make a long story short:
I was tricked by a company I won't name. Even the store manager admitted that the employee I talked to fucked up, but they still refuse to go back on this or in any way refund any of my money, saying it goes against their policies. So I'm stuck paying about $200 dollars more than I was led to believe.
I need a good way to get revenge for this, preferrably in a way that will result in my own gain, though that isn't completely necessary. I was thinking of shoplifting from the store, but quickly dismissed that because it's a really seemingly lowlife thing to do.
Any ideas? I know I didn't give a particularly thorough explanation, but just any related stories y'all have might help.
Threaten to take them to small claims court for that money back.
Make use of managers services in the future. Don't do stupid things like shoplifting.
Why would you not name the company, you pansy? Even that act in and of itself is a small revenge.
How much can someone have done to me while I was past out from drinking without me walking up? I have all my memories intact from the night in question prior to falling asleep on the floor.
>Waking up
Sorry using my phone
>>17264631
Check for injection holes they might have infused you with HIV+ blood
>>17264631
Are your clothes on? Is there any sign that someone had sex with you? If not, I don't think anything happened. Don't be paranoid. MOST guys would not take advantage of an unconscious person, that's some seriously scummy shit
