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I'm gonna get straight to the point here, i'm a fat shit who is tired of being a virgin with big man titties.
I am about 5'11 and 243 pounds. my diet usually consists of fast food, pasta, snacks, etc. and i never exercise at all. Give me the fastest method to lose about 50 pounds. This includes which specific exercises I should part take in daily and how long I should do them for, and also what is the best possible diet daily.
>>17267495
Hey fat fuck, maybe spoonfeeding isn't the best thing for you?
try reading the sticky on /fit/ and actually dong something yourself
Do anything that makes you tired, pushups, running, jumping up and down etc. Make sure you really exert yourself.
Eat less than you normally do. Not a shitton less, but a fair bit less. Slowly scale back food intake over time.
Repeat daily.
>>17267495
Put less calories in you than you exert. There are plenty of free calculators online you help you find the average calorie usage someone in your age, height, and weight needs.
Stop eating everything you just mentioned. NOW and FOREVER.
Lift weights focusing on larger muscle groups like your back, chest and legs. This is not to spot reduce, which is a myth, but to have your body work on your core strength.
Do squats, lunges, lat rows, chest rows, and farmers carry.
Walk as much...
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Hi,
I've got some teachers that deserve to be punished. I have tried almost all legal ways. I've been to school's principal, I've got rejected. I've tried higher authority and all they did was cover the teachers. I've been to police and I got bullied. The principal is in bad with most powerful politicians in this town.
HELP!
What'd you do and what'd they do?
could you be any more vague?
>been to principle
>others
>police
Great, now if something might happen to them, they'll be investigating you first. Good job, you've painted yourself as the first suspect.
haven't talked to my dad since he dropped me off at a shitty motel when i was 22 (i'm almost 25)
my brother and i moved in with him when my mom and former stepfather divorced in 2007. (i had just turned 16) and i lived with him until i was 20 years old before i moved out. i stayed with him for a few weeks when i was 22 (as mentioned above)
my question is, what should i do this father's day? should i try to contact him? what if he doesn't want to hear from me? when we lived together i was an angsty teen and his nature didn't mix...
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If he's not reaching out to you, it's a good bet that he doesn't have much interest in hearing from you.
i forgot to mention that i did see him one time between 2013 and now, on this last year's thanksgiving at my nana's house (his mother)
he did tell me to add him on facebook again..
>>17267520
part of me doesn't believe him, and that he only said that to me in front of family to save face. when i went outside to join him for a cigarette, (i brought a pack with me to smoke with him) i overheard him talking to himself and saying "goodbye" (he repeats himself a lot)
So a girl that is kinda becoming a closer friend (I usually do not make friends) that has a gf gave me a quick massage with her feet. Also I think I sensed some attraction and she initiated contact often in this chill social gathering. Is this solid grounds to say she is attracted?
I have known here a couple of years, but just started interacting with her. we really did not talk back then because, according to her, I was sort of an intimidating figure. For all intents and purposes, we just started knowing each other. I am 3 years older.
I think a polygamous relationship...
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>she touched me so now I can have sex with her.
Sure, go for it why not. Tell your girlfriend, I'm positive she will be all for it.
>>17267471
Are you retarded? Is that what I said? Read again, dumbass. I am reporting facts and asking you to help me get to the desired outcome.
Not that hard. Also everyone knows that this kind of thing is not just proposed if you wanna have a shot. You must create favorable conditions and they must also want it or at least be curious.
>>17267476
Have you been diagnosed with any sort of chronic mental disorder yet? I am guessing narcissism with a heavy helping of Asperger.
Hey dingleberry, you are trying to conjure up a manipulation to get your girlfriend and some twat you barely know who put her feet on you, to do you. Other than just being straight up about it, what the hell else other option you got?
Here, uh tell the girl A that you have a long lost sister (girl B) who is sick and you need to help her by giving her oral while girl...
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Hello!
There's this one girl I know for like 3 years. We have mutual friends and so on, we are good friends as well. However lately I started thinking about her too much.
Do you guys think it's worth trying?
Some facts. Last year I was dating her younger sister and she was rooting for us.
We were friends for 3 years but like 2 months ago we started hanging out a lot more (usually in small groups, never just two of us). We got really good connection, we always have a lot of fun together (like we were going near "dance place" at the seaside and...
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do you think you should do something?
(i'm assuming you mean romantically)
or do you want to just keep it friendly?
>>17267503
Well. I want to do something. But I am REALLY bad in these things. I can't usually see if girl is into me or not. That's why I'm uncertain if I should do it or not. If you need to ask something else to give proper advice feel free to ask :)
>>17267519
what is it that you want to do?
>That's why I'm uncertain if I should do "it" or not
>>17267519
How to date girl and thing with problem of the confession and no confidence
Girls of pretty being shallow but anything really not caring if dress good to connection
How guy often to very rich parents but working
>>17267431
I tried to understand what you were saying but I just can't fucking understand this mess.
i think it's eliot's ghost trying to communicate
>>17267452
This must be it, all they keywords are there.
ELLIOT, GO INTO THE LIGHT, YOU MAGNIFICENT GENTLEMAN.
What are some books that'll teach me how to be successful with women and dating?
Like psychology shortcut pua type shit that'll get me laid?
What skills are the most likely to land me puss?
>bartending?
>drug dealing?
>what?
There. Saved you a trip to the library.
The Bible
>>17267396
That says the bibble
An acquaintance of mine, I've discovered, is a camgirl.
Would it be immoral to pay for her vids/pics?
Considering that's literally her job, no.
>>17267359
Yeah but I know her irl.
An acquaintance of mine, I've discovered, is a dentist.
Would it be immoral to pay for her to do my root canal?
Is this is how stupid this sounds
Hey im just a little confused. Im a decently attractive, humorus guy who makes enough money to not worry about stuff. I just dont understand how to relate to girls. I get nervous and feel stupid, when i talk to girls i like. Anything to fix this?
Don't put them on a pedestal. They are people just like you.
>>17267277
I just forget what to say, like forgetting lines in a play
>>17267298
Because you put them on a pedestal. Stop glorifying them and stop thinking of communicating with girls as some huge challange. Focus on what you want to say, not who you are talking to.
Let me speak of this problem with this perspective:
>To seduce girls you must to have high confidence.
>Each confidence is limited to its field IMHO (so, if you're a good athlete you'll have a high confidence in sports, etc..)
>To have a high confidence with women you have to start to pick up them.
>If you haven't confidence you can't pick up and so you can't build your confidence about how to attract girls.
So,...
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Try and error + YouTube videos
>>17267223
following your logic you just have to start with girls you dont find attractiv and work your way up
so step one would be 1/10
>enjoy
>To seduce girls you must to have high confidence.
>To have a high confidence with women you have to start to pick up them.
But why are you linking these two together - having high confidence in seduction and actually having success with picking up girls.
How come you think it wouldn't be possible to seduce somebody with showing your high confidence in any other field? Why does the confidence have to come exclusively from your social skills?
So I've invited a group of girls to see a movie some time with my friends and I. They said they'd be down but Im pretty sure they were just being nice and avoiding an awkward situation.
I said I'd text one of them to confirm a time and date but it's probably a no go.
>feels bad man
>thoughts and opinions
>Invite them to movies
>Don't invite your male friends.
>Go on date with multiple girls.
>???
>Profit
Do I just text anyways even if I'm certain of rejection.
>>17267233
Checked
I wish man, that's some very wishful thinking.
>>17267250
You said you would confirm the time, so confirm the time.
Personally when I make plans I set a date whenever making it, then confirm the time/place on the day of.
I'm 18 years old, i'm a relatively happy person, my mid year exams have finished and i want to relax but my problem for a while has been i absolutely lose my cool playing video games if i 1. lose often, 2. opponent gets lucky, 3. die often. The games i play are mainly Hearthstone which is heavily rng based and overwatch, when ever some smug cunt kills me and types "lol" or something in chat it pisses me off (i still get pissed off if i die and they say nothing honestly) for some reason i can't help picture the other play as some douche whose out just...
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besides im not sure how much more thrashing my monitor can take, i'm gonna stop gaming for a while because it literally puts me in such a foul mood. ps. I do have some pent up anger from other things because i don't really have a way to release my anger but i would get pissed off anyway.
Get gf
>>17267242
that's one of the problems im facing funnily enough
>catfish a Instagram model
>40 matches in one day
>Say literally anything and get flirtatious responses
>Become pseudo confident and create a profile with my own pictures
>No matches
Fuck man I don't even think I'm that ugly. Yes my face is ugly and I'm a bit overweight but I have many other nice features: 6'4", some small gains, nice hair. Fuck man feels bad
It's because you're black
Post pics of yourself
>lie
>be surprised that things are different to your actual life
What a fuckwit.
