Can she use tampons? What's your size?

How big is your donkey dick?

>>17268081
I hope you burn alive after being hit by a drunk driver

It might be people who are in the system and feel the need to make people feel bad for working. It might be people who for whatever reason no longer have to work just for money, they may be financially secure enough passively to live their lifestyle and not have to work.

But for people who don't have enough passive income or who don't want to live off a welfare system's paycheck and what that can afford instead work. Also work is sometimes liked by people. For example my job at the moment is in programming which has been a hobby since I was a teenager....
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>>17268076
they have nothing else in life. let them have their threads.

Speaking as a man who had to claw his way from neetdom i can readily say that it is a depressing way of life that leaves you a lethargic bitter self-deluded asshole. Of course my neet time was before the internet. now these assholes have an echo-chamber they can use to find other neets a validate their way of being even if they know deep down that they're actually just a huge burden.

Also no point arguing with them since they can just...
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>>17268076
I've never actually seen the threads you're talking about (or been on /r9k/ for that matter) but people do talk about it here sometimes too.

>But why do these basement dwellers feel the need to post this everyday, never responding to criticism and just reposting the same things multiple times a day?
A lot of it will be reasurance. Society, the media, their friends, their family and anyone else they have contact with will be telling them what they're doing is wrong, which makes them feel bad. However, if they band together in to one big unemployed circlejerk they can convince each other that they're the ones in the right and it's actually the people who are having careers and starting families that are squandering their lives.

>What will these people do if their parents die or the govt decides to cut off their welfare because political shift or disqualification?
They'll be absolutley fucked if that happens. They wouldn't know a hard day's work if it jumped up and bit them on the ass, also "unemployed since high school and done nothing for the last ten years apart from watching torrented anime" doesn't make for a good CV.

>I'm assuming welfare is rather crap, but could one get a good living wage from the govt or is it just above/below minimum wage?
I don't know what benefit rates are like in the US. Using figures from the UK though I can't imagine NEETing would give you anything else than abject poverty. I make enough from my job to live a comfortable life, and as a quick "back of an envelope" calculation I earn in one day what someone on unemployment benefit makes in a month. Granted proNEETs don't pay tax (I pay enough in a year to keep about 7 people on unemployment) and they don't have mortgages to maintain or families to support, but when you consider that the amount they have to feed, clothe pay bills, and support themselves is less than what I spend on lunch and take away coffee at work there's now way they're "comfortable" for money.

nice fantasy story you got there op next lord of the rings

>>17268040
I am 5'6" I care as much about how tall the guy next to me is as I do about how bad their balls smell. Doesn't affect me in the slightest.

Advice for ugly gurls:
Dont take ur ugllness as an insult.
Just talk bout it like anything else.
If a girl prettier than. You says "omg ur so ugly" bullshit just say im prettier than u inside in a flirty way. You can even kiss her and have LESBAIN sex to show u mean it. Ive done it and then the girls then say like" omg now im gay" and then you both go on having fun bcuz since ur secure about being ugly and gay.

>>17268035
did she have a hymen?
if not shes lying to you
>no hymen no diamond

>>17268041
Yeah, like I said, she appeared to have an annular hymen. There was definitely some membrane there that is no longer present now that we have had sex.

This is embarrassing

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Usually guys who care too much about how your pussy looks watch way too much porn. Normal guys don't care, unless it's extremely gross.
How long they are, approximately how does your pussy look?

>>17267991
I have seen some rekt pussy in my time and its never turned me off unless it smells bad.

stop watching so much porn? its a bad depiction of sex really

>>17267991
No one is going to be bothered by your pussy by the time they get to see it unless it smells like shit or looks like it's about to give birth to a Cthulhu any second now.

>>17267979

If you do well in academia but don't enjoy it, you'll probably end up in a job you don't like or worse, hate. All else it could achieve it random people you probably won't give a shit about might think you're intelligent. As long as you can manage, try to follow your dream. So I'd definitely take the weekends.

Other than being a professional athlete what would you consider your dream job? Do you have an interest in business, computers, science, international affairs, medicine, etc?

What sort of things are you finding yourself looking up in your free time or discussing with others?

>>17268491
I like to write, I have many ideas for film and TV scripts. Writing a book is something I would like to dabble in, I have a passion for sci/fi medieval fantasy.

I don't really have a dream job apart from that, I was born and raised as an athlete.

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Introduce wetting yourself into the daily routine and see how she reacts

Asks her about her fetishes. Ask what she would like to try in the bedroom. Cross your finger and hope that it's something that is hella weird, and then put on your BIG BOY PANTS and accept her fetish and respect it and indulge it. Then it will be much easier to approach her with yours. You don't want to guilt trip her, you should ask for nothing in return. You just want to set the tone that the bedroom is a judgment-free zone.

>>17267974
Thanks, I will try this. I just think that even if I try to make the bedroom a judgement-free zone, she will find this a huge turnoff.

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I dunno, maybe start by respecting your damn fool self and not fucking weird ass guys that have other naked chicks just hanging around.

First of all, don't sleep with people who are not kind to you and make you feel good about yourself. That is the first step to self respect. If someone has something bad to say about your body, fine, don't indulge them.

Seondly, at the end of the day it hardly matters. Sure, if you have a perfect body vs x-legs and thirty pounds overweight, that will give you a different life experience. But the difference between a perfect body and a slim, average body (which is above average if you look overall and not just compare to your age peers, because young and elastic...
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Not making a whore out of yourself would help with self respect.

He's mad at himself for not making that move. So he is taking it out on you. This is an abusive behavior. Don't pursue a romantic, long term relationship. It will become toxic, or abusive. If it's toxic, he'll constantly worry about being good enough for you. And he'll have confidence problems. Your affection for him will not be reciprocated in the same fashion.
It's that or abuse.

My advice would be to abort the situation entirely.

OP, to you it's not a huge age difference because you haven't lived through those five years. Believe me, when you are eighteen you are going to look at thirteen year old boys and understand exactly what the issue was about.

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>>17267857
>he threw my phone at me

What a fucking baby, fuck this guy t b h

Debate your marks with teacher/professor. This will usually get you marked up, and if you can show them that you understand the stuff. I felt this way about an english exam and I did crap, didn't bother debating my marks however. I regret not doing it because some illiterate gobshite ended up with a better mark than myself.

>>17267810
Talk to the teacher/professor. DO NOT argue about your grade. Accept that you did poorly. But explain that you honestly didn't think you were doing so poorly, so you clearly missed something basic about the course and were studying the wrong things. Ask for help for next time.

I'm an English teacher. It sometimes happens that a class will spend a whole semester treating the literature in a particular way (sussing out the author's intentions, for example) and one or two students will sit there...
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>>17268508
oi ao mani trimesters u bin teechin anglais m8

>>17267801
Is that a typo? Did you mean you are both rabbis?

>>17267801
Yeah I hate when I'm rubies with women too.

>>17268513
I think he meant "rubbish"

Girls rationalize a ton. If a girl doesn't find you attractive, she will rationalize that an awkward silence means you don't have anything in common, and she will end it. If she does find you attractive, she'll rationalize your silence as dark and mysterious and will just take the initiative to talk (like a normal human being). Since she hasn't dumped you, she probably finds you attractive.

From my experience, I've dated girls where I'm really interested in getting to know them, but when I'm with them I just draw a blank. It happens.

(OP here)
>Since she hasn't dumped you, she probably finds you attractive.

I' think so since she agreed to go out in the next days.

>when I'm with them I just draw a blank

That's just my problem. I'm really interested in her but sometimes I can't find anything to talk about

Just wanted to know if it is a common thing or if it's a problem i shouldn't ignore

>>17267741
When my gf are out driving around or just doing whatever we'll sometimes be quiet for a while. It's not often, but it's nice. We do that more when we're just chillin at home with one sitting in the other's lap.

I talk a shit ton though so we normally are talking about something.

Been going out for a while though.

Part of bravery is doing something despite the fear. If you know this is what you want, and it in the long run is the healthiest and more honest way than use that as the crutch you need to enact these changes.

you are already having an emotional affair with this other guy, and are wronging your bf. It is best to either fix what is broken with your bf or move on with your single life.

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I really want to make things right and move on with life... but god I don't have the heart to hurt anyone's feelings. It feels so easy in my head but I know that when I'm with either of them I won't be able to do it.

>>17267943
"Shit or get off the pot."

>>17267628
you could download the music from youtube using one of those flash to mp3 convertor softwares or sites. i dont know any legit ones, but i hear people do that.

>>17267644
The only problem with that is that every mp3 comes out individually, and they never fit together in album lists on phones and mp3 players. And you don't get the cover art

>>17267628
USE
A
VPN
YOU
NIGGER

>>17267096
Get crossfaded and bust a nut.

Holy fuck.

>>17267096
>How do I stop being paranoid about this? At home I sometimes even feel like my parents are reading my thoughts so I try to think about something random to throw them off. There's no secret mind reading ability you unlock when you reach 30, right?

Why are you so afraid of your parents, specifically, spying on you? Have they ever betrayed your trust in a way that would lead you to this conclusion? Do they regularly go through your things? Because if they don't, you sound mentally ill.

>>17267096
No you faggot there isnt.

And unless your folks are technowizards, there's no spy app on your phone. Chances are, most of what your say is unimpressive and unimportant to them. They have other shit to worry about than your think out loud moments