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Long story really short, I will miss a huge opportunity if I don't get laid in a week and a half. I haven't jerked it in a week (barely masturbate anymore), and I am really backed up. Like I feel prssire down there. Should I hold it off and see if I can get lucky, or just go pleasure myself?
>>17269852
jack it
>>17269852
> I will miss a huge opportunity if I don't get laid in a week and a half
what the fuck are you talking about
what are you even asking for advice about
>>17269857
Like I said, long story really short. A little more detail is this: I've been abroad for about a year, heading home soon and it'd be nice to have a foreign exchange, like a souvenir
For real, this isn't a joke. I think it is actually possible, but I don't know how. What do I do to become a real super saiyan?
SS/GOMAD
>>17269828
lift
Tense all your muscles really hard to get the blood flowing. Do it for a few minutes and scream at the top of your voice to get pumped up. Then you need to raise your inner power level
I hear you can only do it when you are in desperate need though, like when you are about to die or when your friend gets blown up.
Is it normal to have homicidal thoughts about going on a shooting spree from time to time.
Or should i seek help? I mean everyone has thoughts about shooting their boss or co workers every now and then right?
>>17269824
I used to. Not about my job, I loved my job, but definitely in high school I thought about mass murder routinely. This was before Columbine.
>>17269831
So you think its something I'll outgrow? I mean im in my 20s and i know i shouldnt be feeling this way,i think...
>>17269824
>I mean everyone has thoughts about shooting their boss or co workers every now and then right?
Nah, I'd prefer to strangle various individuals.
Should I forego graduate school? I barely have a 3.0 and save for a handful of programs, I wouldn't be funded. I would have to fund myself with loans and work. This may sound irrelevant, but time and time again I've been told funding is a big deal and if you lack it don't even bother going to graduate school. Is this bad advice?
depends how expensive the tuition is and what the degree is.
sometimes it is worth to pay out of pocket for graduate degrees, but it'd better be a practical professional degree like law or an MBA or something like that
>>17269789
Can't you just be a TA? Unis love their wage slaves.
>>17269885
you can be TA for the next ten years and you won't even come close to making a year's worth of tuition lmao
I caught my sister blowing her boyfriend.
I came back from a late lunch earlier with one of my pals, this was around 4. Walked up to the front door but it was locked. I figured someone was just taking a nap and forgot I was out. Didn't have my keys with me and didn't wanna fuck up somebody's nap, so I just came in the back door. Walked in, took a dump, and went to the couch to watch some TV. We have a pretty big sectional, and I saw a blanket propped up with shit moving underneath it. I thought what any logical person would: It was my little brother playing...
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>>17269724
But still, I finished my sentence. I don't know why I did it, I saw wut wuz goin on in dat blanket long before I finished my question. It's not like if I finished it, we'd all forget the situation and have a hearty laugh, him with his dick hanging out, her with a sweaty, red-as-a-baboon's-ass face from embarassment and sucking his dick under a hot blanket for god knows how long. Anyway, I'm sitting there with my mouth wide open, with her's open as well (out of shock, not lockjaw,) and I'm shifting my eyes all over the room trying not to make eye contact with either of them. He's covering his crotch with the blanket, with his hand propping it up, trying not to get precum all over the thing. I don't know what the hell to do, so I just say "what the fuuuuuuuck", got up, walked out the door, started up my car and split. I probably would have gotten all pissy and over protective, except that her boyfriend is a really good guy and we've got a minor friendship brewing.
Came home about a half hour ago and they were both gone, thank god for that. Don't worry, I made plenty of noise coming in just in case. I don't know what I'll say when she/he comes in, it'll be uncomfortable for a while. Although, I'd imagine that making jokes about it would make us more comfortable with the situation, but I'm just not creative enough. Suggestions?
Oh my God you're a fucking idiot, but you know how to tell a story OP
I have no advice for you. If I were in your shoes, I'd probably never bring it up again and try to act like it didn't happen
>>17269728
>What has been seen cannot be unseen
>you guys are the reason I need therapy
>scarred for life
A few examples of sarcasm you should use to ease tension. Use those types of jokes
So I got a tattoo. Honestly I like it but my parents don't. The text had meaning in that I've attempted suicide 3 times, one of which was nearly fatal. Of course they don't know that because no one knows that.
What do? Got it last night.
laser the fuck out of it.
>>17269712
>cover up
>Lazer off
>leave it
How old are you? Who cares what your parents say if you're a legal adult.
Lol you fucking retard you could have at least picked a non faggot script
Your tattoo SCREAMS "please think I'm deep"
This is the first big fight we have had. We have been together for 8 months.
I recently got a 3rd shift job at amazon over the summer and its taking its toll on me. On the weekends I'm tired and I can barely walk.
Today she got back from her part time job, and she said she wanted to go somewhere. I told her I just fell asleep a few hours ago and that my leg hurts so I'd rather do something tomorrow. (I have 3 day weekends).
She starts telling me how I always just want to sleep on weekends and I never want to do anything. 3 weeks ago I took her...
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>>17269667
She sounds infantile. get rid of her
>>17269667
Its just a venting argument. Sometime couples just get into argument and blatantly ignore each other point of view. Sometimes ladies need to digest an argument alone after letting all their emotions out.
Just let it blow over and do something nice tomorrow.
>>17269667
>3 weeks ago I took her out to eat and went to target and spent $500 on her that night.
If this is actually your idea of showing her that you care, you're fucking retarded. She wants to spend TIME with you.
So my main character is unbelievably smart and I need to come up with loads of extremely difficult "tests of intelligence" for her to overcome, but can't think of anything other than committing the perfect crime and then afterwards being told to solve it.
Ideas?
>can't think of anything other than committing the perfect crime and then afterwards being told to solve it.
kek
>>17269654
>So my main character is unbelievably smart
>Her
So she's a cyborg or something, right? Kinda cool, I suppose.
>>17269654
Quality writing usually involves main character overcoming a challenge related to the characters flaw. So whatever your character flaw is use that.
And if your character is flawless then he/she is called "Mary Sue" and you are just writing power masturbation fantasies which is ok and what a lt of writers do but don't publish.
Hey /adv/, I work consecutive 12 hour shifts as a security guard in an old people tower. Pretty much I see no action. Hard to stay awake any way that I should pass the time without driving myself off the deep en?
>>17269628
depends what you can get away with entertainment wise.
radio, laptop, phone, books, conversations, tv
If you are not allowed anything the company that hired you is nuts.
Take an online course, get certified in something, and find a better job.
>>17269628
Damn that job sounds cushy as hell.
I'd say get a radio.
Is it better to brush your teeth before eating or after eating? There's numerous different opinions online.
Almost all my life I've brushed my teeth in the morning before having a meal but apparently other people do the opposite and according to one site it can do harm.
Which way is the right way?
Brush once in the morning after waking up, brush once at night before going to sleep. That's how I've done it all my life.
>>17269615
That's exactly the same how I've done it. But doesn't bacteria that accumulated in your mouth overnight get taken in with your food if you just go straight to eating?
I have no idea why people eat then brush their teeth.
>>17269608
I brush after breakfast and before bed to stop the plaque from building up all day
So im a high school senoir in oklahoma and ive had a under 2.0 gpa my entire time attending school ,my only drive was a technical school i went to during the first half of the day and i had done it for a year now ,its the summer time and i just got a letter saying that ive been kicked out of my tech school . What should i do now? Im going into my senoir year and im not sure what i should do ,the tech school was my only hope to make it in life and now i have nothing . What should i do /adv/?
>>17269601
find another tech school
Ignoring the fact that you're clearly underage
>doesn't put in the effort
>is surprised when he's kicked out
What the fuck did you think would happen?
>>17269601
There are a fuck ton of tech schools. Swing again champ. But be ready to move if you are really set on tech school.
21yo male student, technically virgin and with few acquaintances and even fewer friends need advice from anons having beaten this stage of their lives
I'm trying to better myself socially, in order to complete my life whit what I thing are the two only people I need to be happy : a social best friend and a lover.
In these past six month I have gone from a complete nerd to a somewhat balanced, although not perfect, man. I have learned to dress like a human, hold interesting conversation and give a confident impression. I don't think people perceive me...
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>>17269561
>technically virgin
What the fuck does this mean? Are you a virgin or not?
>>17269567
I don't have the heart to call myself a vigin since the day I slept with with this girl I was dating a few months ago that had her period on our forelast date. I guess it was sex without the dick in vagina part, which definitely contributes to my frustration.
>>17269587
What? If you had sex with her, then you're not a virgin. If you didn't, then you are. It's literally as simple as that.
we've been together for over 8 months and broke up for 2 months a little bit ago... we ended up getting back together but i don't feel the same i did before. i've been trying to hold it all together but if feels so forced and i never even want him around. i feel like i can't leave him though, i know i'll end up forgetting that i can't love him and i'll regret leaving. that and he's convenient, which isn't a good reason, and i'm practically using him. i feel really guilty.
>>17269555
you should feel guilty. you should also leave. you're wasting his time and yours and being a bitch all the while. do the right thing for both parties.
OH WELL!
> that and he's convenient,
Break up.
Grow up.
Learn to stand on your own 2 legs.
>Friends with super cool chick (23, I'm 26)
>Ask you her
>She says, "Naw."
>Go soft on contact
>Move across country for the summer after a year of grad school
>Text me out of nowhere
>Says she wants to visit me in July when I'm home
>Says she is living alone next semester so she can teach me how to cook and...
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>>17269517
sounds like she doesn't even know how she feels about you.
That or she is intentionally keeping you on the line as backup midlife baby maker.
>>17269529
Probably the former.
>>17269529
>>17269551
Damn...that the worst.
I've been with my guy for over two years, and he has some serious anger problems. Conventional wisdom always says to leave, but a combination of mental health issues and abuse left my current partner very loud and sometimes violent towards walls/doors but never me. He's going through anger therapy and I'm sticking it out with him through nonviolent communication classes and acceptance and commitment therapy. I really don't know what to do knowing that he's trying when everyone around me seems to think I should leave him despite his improvements and efforts.
TLDR:...
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>>17269515
You need to get the fuck out until he fixes the problem.
>>17269515
Are you afraid of him? Has he ever threatened you? Does he punch the walls when he's angry at YOU, or when he's angry at something else?
I'm just trying to work out whether he freaks out and rages at YOU, or if he throws a tantrum and punches the walls when he had a bad day at work. Either way it's not good, and nobody would blame you for leaving. But if that kind of rage is being directed at you, you really do need to get yourself out of there before he loses control for real.
>>17269515
Trying to get better ain't worth shit if he accidentally breaks your neck while trying to get better.
Fuck feelings. logic says move on.
