Beard (not neck beard) and go the gym. And go drinking when you are at your legal age

>>17265594
This.

But usually baby faces can't grow beards.

I would say stop focusing on the negatives, lots of woman love younger looking guys. Hell i had salt and pepper hair at 21.

>>17265532

>20
>but people think you're 16

Try being almost 28 and having people think the same about you. And there's hope you can grow a full beard; I cannot.

>>17265465
Depression, lack of good sleep, general anxiety, any blood pressure issues, etc. can all affect memory, not to mention any family history of cognitive problems such as dementia or Alzheimers Disease. Hopefully your doctor can get to the root of your memory loss--GL!

>>17265465

ive been there. do you have trouble eating because of it? does it feel like you are off balance?

is it non stop? i had this issue a few months ago. the answer(s) surprised me.

>>17265515
yes yes yes and yes.

Please go on

Maybe you should invite her to the movies or some shit, and get a kiss from her.

SO like while watching a scary movie or something you can hold her hand, and it goes from there.

Just make a move, faggot. It really is that simple. Fuck, half of you nerds would have no reason to post on this board if you just learned how to be handsy with chicks whenever you hang out with them in high school.

Establish physical contact. The more you make touching a normal thing between you and her, the easier it will be to fuck her.

So physical contact? What about being open about what I feel for her?

>>17265408
This is life man.

So many people make these exact same threads. Chains and direction of school are off and now you get to decide what to do for yourself. but what is the best choice? There is none. You just do whatever man, but i recommend you keep busy.

>>17265419
But I've been busy with picking up instruments. I just have no idea how that will get bread on the table.

>>17265408

most everyone feels this way. most people dont know what they want to do with thier life, they simply have no choice but to pursue something. its the reason so many people com here and complain about their shitty jobs or shitty major.

they werent as 'lucky' to be in your situation where you can just wake up and do what you do for a couple of years.

people take a job cuz a job was offered. they choose the course cuz it seemed the most interesting, even if they have no real experience with...
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>>17265404

i have a cold.

I'm bored

>>17265404
My wife was promoted to manager and now i am a stay at home dad. My kids are too young for meaningful conversation and i am lonely.

not /b/ just a copy and paste error, my bad.

So trump is right, THEY ALL KNOW!

>my mother hates the idea of me serving someone else
>I am a US Citizen

You'd be serving YOUR country. You're an American. But, only join the military if that's something you actually want to do.

Also, you have a few options if you decide the military route is for you.

-go to college and do ROTC for the Air Force, Navy, or Coast Guard and try to get into a pilot program.

If college isn't feasible at the moment

-enlist in the Air Force, Navy, or Coast Guard into...
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>>17265370
As long as she isn't sending nudes. You should be fine.

Nope

>>17265370
if she told you she was 18 there's really nothing you could have done, there was no reason not to trust that. just cut any sexual contact from now on though. glad you see a problem with it, not many guys would.

Pretty sure you fucked up big time bud.

>>17265392
Oh I know.


But do I ruin a 8 year marriage and 11 year relationship with his wife and him or we both keep our mouth shut, an i stop hanging out with her. I know if i tell my brother this, he will forgive me but divorce his wife. An they have a child together


fugg

>>17265363

> we were just watching TV and accidentally had sex

this is what you sound like

>i dont not take responsibility too

nigga this is the dumbest double negative ever. you take full responsibility. you cant say 'SHE MADE THE FIRST MOVE SO ITS ONLY A LITTLE MY FAULT'.


Tell your brother. she cheated with you shes probably cheated before adn will cheat again. apologize and beg for mercy but go in understanding that...
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>>17265316
>Drinks half a bottle of whiskey per night
>Asks 4chan if he is an alcoholic, even though he already knows but wants approval from neck beard trolls.

No senpai you're not an alcoholic, you just have a hobby of gulping down half a bottle of whiskey every night.

>>17265316
>Does drinking more or less than half a bottle of whiskey every night make me an alcoholic?

yep

>If so, given that fact, what do you think of heavy drinkers who are still functional?

depending on how long they last before they unravel, impressed or indifferent.

>just want some input on why there is such a stigma to my situation.

people don't like people who are not like them.

>>17265327
Hahaha, I guess you're right. I'm probably an alcoholic because I think if I were to stop drinking suddenly I might freak out or get sick.

>>17265339
>depending on how long they last before they unravel, impressed or indifferent.
I've been drinking this way for almost 8 years now. Only thing I've noticed is I've gained a little weight and I could've bought a nice car with all the money I've spent.

>>17265282
comparing yourself to others is a waste of time.

Just do what makes you happy and try new thing to help you grow now and again and life is cruise control.

Hmm, I dunno man. Sounds like you need something drastic. Career change? Forging a new hobby or identity? A life reorganization?

You need to get out of your current pattern of life and loosen up. 27 is still young as fuck in the long term of things.

>I know people my age who are married with kids
People that have children at ~25 years old end up miserable. They basically traded the years that offer their most freedom away for a child that they likely are struggling to sustain financially.

>All that's left are women with kids or obese.
While not entirely false, there are women in the same position as you. Just gotta keep looking.

Pussy is pussy. If anything you look like the fuccboi.

>>17265242
>horny teenagers being horny teenagers.

m'kay

>>17265242

You should just point out to them that their approach is not working at all and they need to switch it up. I'm sure you know some guys that actually do have better luck with women, and I'm guessing most of them play it a lot smoother. Point this out to your friends, and suggest that they're making asses out of themselves and fucking up their reputations by throwing themselves at every girl that walks by.

Girls talk to each other about this shit, your friends are gonna end up "blacklisted"...
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>>17265210
>i'm sick of spending all my life alone in my room.
get out of your room.

Do shit that seems dumb as fuck even if it seems boring. Just anything out of your room.

When i was in college i said fuck it and went to a beach party bbq thing done by the students. Really dumb shit and boring. flash to forward 2 girls i just met taking turns sucking my dick underwater for fun.

Anywhere is better than sitting in your room to improve your social life.

>>17265229
i would never be able to go to a private party/gathering i'm not invited to. i can't be the person who is annoyingly trying to find new friends at a party. even if at the end of the evening he turns out to be a cool guy

>>17265283
meh usually garbage excuses. Assume worst result, refuse execution.

Everything in life that helps you grow requires being uncomfortable.

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>>17265177
I've been wondering about this site that offers preloaded debit cards with £2k on it do you think it's legit?

>>17265194
buy the cheapest one you can and see what happens.

[spoiler]Of course that shit ain' legit[/spoiler]

>>17265194
Hard to tell, you need to find the version of the hidden wiki which verifies which sites are shills and which are legit.

Op here.

I was told that what her and her ex talk about is none of my fucking business by her. I know I seem controlling but he was the opposite of a good boyfriend, this is a complete turn in attitude for her. I am shocked and lost as to how her abusive ex suddenly takes priority over me, when she claims I am the "best boyfriend shes ever had".

I end up quite upset (Yes call me beta blah blah blah.) She profusely apologizes and reassures me I did nothing wrong. I ask her if this means she will still be talking to him. "Yeah probably, its not a big...
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She's talking to her ex and telling you, her boyfriend, to fuck off when you pry.


Stand up for yourself man

>>17265148
And then I am told its none of my business what she talks to people about.

>she broke her promise
>its her ex
>what does she have to hide

In my opinion I have the incentive to know whats going on, don't I?

360noscope the fuck out of there

>>17265092
Man you such a beta. She doesn't even deserve to be your GF if she said that.

Difficult to respond to the truth.

You should be affectionate because you want to be affectionate, not as some sort of banking system to receive affection in future.

Let it cool off, drink a pineapple and mango smoothie so your cum tastes good, fuck her, move past it, live happily ever after in Rotterdam, etc.