>>16439413
why do you fap if you arent horny?

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>somebody trademarked nofap

>>16439415
still feels good

guess out of boredom too

I really don't know the answer to that question, maybe it's nature

>>16439294

>if i leave on a bad note

how could you though unless you threw a fit? you can try to ask for more consistent hours, but it does sound like they wont give that to you, so your only hope really is finding another job. but simply leaving your old job is not a 'bad note'.

considering the strange hours, it shouldnt be hard to find another job cuz you arent permanently blocked off during regular interview hours. so ask around and dont leave your job yet. if they...
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>>16439294

you just need to improve your social scheduling

you've got a good job and can get dates - you can call talk to her on the phone when you can't spend a few hours with her yes ? and if she is interested 1 week is nothing

get a clue pal changing jobs may or may not make your scheduling easier - your next job may be random overtime at 60/70hr weeks vs your current planned hourly changes

you must not be typing the whole story here because I really don't see what the problem is

>>16439337

people often have trouble maintaining lives with inconsistent scheduling, especially when everyone else is consistent. you are always that guy who is up at 3 am while all your friends are asleep. you're that guy who can't go to a friends bithday cuz you are working friday night or saturday morning, and who sits home alone cuz everyones at work monday afternoon when you get time off.

i live in the city and everyone has weird schedules, but im the only one with consistent hours.

That's where I am right now.
My goal here isn't even getting a girlfriend right away, I just don't want to die alone and I think it's time to act now, and for that it would be good to just get some experience in social interaction etc., but I can hardly get myself to talk to anybody, because I don't know jackshit about talking to people who aren't "on my level" and even less how to talk to a girl that I don't know for 10 years+ and have nothing to talk about.
So yeah, that's where you guys come into play.
I'm absolutely...
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>>16439250

when you die, you wont really know the difference between dying alone or dying loved.

never has someones last words been 'whew thank god im not single'. jokes aside, im not joking. i mean its totally cool that you're entering the dating scene but so you can 'not die alone' is impossible on a physical and philisophical level.

when you're in the throws of death whatever is eating at you will eat at you.

Find a hobby. Hell, find several. Make yourself interesting, and find people that are interested in the same things as you. You'll eventually find good friends. Just remember, you're not doing this to actually meet people, you're doing it to improve yourself

women pal, that's how women brain works, if it was you who cheated, they will never forgive you, but they expect to be forgiven, it's like their things and feelings are more important than ours

Well, what has happened to your life by the time since they cheated on you? Do you now have a high paying job and they are stuck in their ordinary life or something?
Sometimes women also want to ease their mind. They know they made a mistake and want to make that up by contacting you again.

>>16439181

Philanderers should be lined up and shot

Is it illegal drugs?

>For now, I've taken the Australian approach
Are you in Australia? If so, you probably know what you're doing.

The US approach would be to punt them out on their asses with maximum prejudice, before Obama's partyvan shows up and puts the house on the auction block.

>>16439147
Watch the movie Candy and realize they'll just kill themselves eventually saving you a hassle.

God damn it Australia you take your independent films too far.

>>16439129
HAHAHA

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>>16439129
Decide who you want to date yourself.

If you really have to ask us who to date, you clearly don't know what the fuck you're doing.

I came to this board to ask a serious question and this was the first thread I saw.
This is CANCER

>>16439090
Go to the doctor, dude. If those are the two things your symptoms point to, go to the fucking doctor.

it depends on what's happened in your past to make you think that. is it possible for someone your age who binge drinks every day or overdoses on acetaminophen more than once? yes, entirely so. there are a lot of things that cause liver damage, so give us a little background. WHY do you think you have severe liver damage? what symptoms do you have?

>>16439090
>beyond repair, without noticing any symptoms
Unlikely. Having some liver damage is entirely possible. The point is, liver regenerates pretty well, so the damage is usually reversible. If there's recurring damage, though...
And you can accumulate plenty of damage before any noticeable symptoms pop up.

>I am suicidal and want to die,

ok, cya

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>>16439072
Make crystals

>>16439072

Ten floors sounds high enough. Just do it, you coward.

/fa is not entirely bad. You should find some of those essential clothing for men pics. Also look around what other males around you are wearing

>>16439053
>Should I just go for more neutral colors like black, brown, etc?
The basis of your outfit should be neutral colors. Like instead of jeans with a blue shirt, wear some neutral pants. Greys and browns of varying tones would be nice. When you wear too much of a bright color, you'll end up looking like a clown. That's why blue jeans with a light blue hoodie doesn't go down well.

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>>16439053
Why not a sweater instead of a hoodie? Sweaters are grown man-tier, match with blue jeans if the color isn't too vivid, and make you look like you give more of a shit about how you look.

Mix that with groomed hair and you look like a fucking adult.

Hey buddy,
I have been there at one point in my life. I was feeling so miserable, that I started smoking and drinking. I've had thrown up so much, hoping that I would just suffocate from it.
One day I just couldn't take it anymore. I don't know why and for what reason, I just felt like this was enough.
So I started being more social, getting /fit/ and just try to feel something again. Slowly, but steady. One of the few things that kept me going was knowing that I could do so much better. Knowing that I don't want to waste even more time with useless...
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>>16439155
Thanks for the reply! I appreciate the encouragement.

Also, yeah, I managed to cut the soft drinks out once for about a month and it was way too sweet and sickly when I tried it again. Same for smoking, tasted horrible.

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>>16439242
See? You've already managed to do that. So you do have enough motivation in you to take it a step further. Go for it buddy.

>>16438936
Because you're crazy.
Not good enough?
See a psychologist.

>>16438936

>im not a lesbian
>i just have thoughts and fantsies about kissing a girl i like

its like trap lovers but for women. seriously just kiss her and get it over with.

narrowmindedness aside, it is possible you just crave to be close with other women.

I had a roommat who would constantly try to get closer to me, he thought he might be bisexual and had really confusing feelings. he'd get drunk and be really hard, but as soon as...
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>>16438984
I do wanted to be good friends with her. I feel confused because of my thoughts about her because she is like me. But does that mean that I'm so lonely or narcissistic that I'm in love with myself?

>>16438907

Whhhhyyyy? Next time just sneak out and go party with some friends.

If it wasn't too too long ago I suggest you make yourself throw up immediately. 2ml isn't enough to kill you or make you incredibly sick.

But seriously if you are that worried about it you need to man up and tell your parents and get them to take you to an ER.

Call a poison control hotline right now and talk to them.

There are better, easier ways to sneak booze.

Also get the fuck off this site if you're under 18.

>not the average problem though
>all the women I like are taken
Lol you washed up piece of shit. Go fuck off back to /r9k/ you know nothing. 3 years has deluded your little brains out and I can't wait for you to grow up.

AHAHAHA OP can't even wait.
>waaaaaahh guise I waited 3 whole months
Wait 10 years you piece of shit. Yeah, it's like that.

Sincerely,
A married guy.

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I just got out of a nine year relationship with a mentally disabled girl. I was with her since high school. I carried her on my back all nine years. Fuck your three years. Fuck em. What pisses me off, is I'd love to move on, but don't fucking know how. i got out of that relationship 2 years ago. Quit being a bitchface. Fuck them neckbeard nerds and the dumb girls that stick with them, even the abusive ones. I seem to pick up on the fact that you do not comprehend the concept of truly loving someone.
9 years I spent carrying this bitch, feeding her drug habit and...
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>>16438890
>I just got out of a nine year relationship with a mentally disabled girl.
>Listen to my advice
Actually this guy is 100% correct. Grow up OP. And welcome back.

>>16438797
Wow, you are possibly the most autistic faggot I have ever seen on /adv/.
Here's what you do. You invite her out for a date. If she accepts, you do the date thing, and then maybe if it goes well, you'll get that kiss. Then you'll go on from there.

>>16438833
We already did some dates, but she aint doing anything obvious enough for me to notice.

>>16438838
Two possibilities: Either she's not really giving any signals, in which case she's not interested in you enough, or you're too autistic to notice them. Those are pretty much exact opposites, so really you're gonna have to figure out which one it is or take a huge gamble.

>>16438783
You have dependent too
Your friends and family are emotionally dependent on you

>>16438783

i dont find it selfish, i never understood that process. its just really fucking dumb and anyone who honestly thinks they should kill themself really needs to just get their shit together.

but most people just talk about wanting to kill themselves, like you, you've been promising to get around to it for years, making threads, asking /b/ whats the easiest, cheapest, most effective method, but you tend to find an excuse no matter what it is.

i mean lets be real, if you really wanted to just put...
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>>16438808

That just almost doesn't seem fair to me. None of them need me. I honestly don't know why my friends care about me to begin with.