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What is this meme?

You should get medical help

>>16439828

generally, its a bit of both. he'll convince himself its not sexual but it might spill over.

but if no one else was there, its definitely him interested in you

No no no. Grabbing your neck, ruffling your hair and asking you out on a hike? Come on op. He clearly wants to bang you and is testing to see how far you let him. This isn't normal at all and you should tell this old bastard to knock it off.

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>>16439828
>grabbing my neck

Have you told your fiancé about this?

>>16439755
Too many times.

He thinks I'm being irrational and tells me he just likes to look at nice things and I shouldn't care.

>>16439762
So I'm trying to not care.

>>16439721

i lived in macarthur park and i literally never had a problem there. everyone mostly minds their own business.

i now live in hollywood which is mostly niceb ut anytime someone ghetto comes around, they pick a fight with me. for some reason they think i 'looked' at them and that is apparently the worst offense. even if they ask if you got a cigarette first, they will threaten you after.

ironically the worst situation was a ghetto white guy trying to start a fight, and a big black man came...
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>>16439733

more stories from my life in the ghetto

>be me
>skinny white boy, five foot six, literally one hundred and ten pounds
>carrying a billion bags of grocceries trying to get home
>only me and really big scary black guy on the bus
>hes way in the back.
>i give one passing glance
>uh oh
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>>16439741

another one

>be me
>walking down with some grocceries
>just tryna get home
>see a big ole gang of 'urban youths'
>they all look at me with this really intense stare as i walk by
>suddenly they all yell at the same time "ZACK!!!!!" really excited
>im confused
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My friend told me that he uses me, and I'm basically his handy ego stroker and tear sponge, and I agree with her, so I tried to cut contact with him and he basically once begged me not to, and when I finally did, after a 2 months or so started subtly accosting me again and we are again in the same place.

I don't know what's his problem. He compliments me on my inteligence but then ignores me to converse with some chick about soap opera. Asks me out and confirms ten times just to flake on me in last minute.

Why he won't leave me alone? What...
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>>16439695
Yeah you are.
You have to decide if this is Ok with you, I don't think he's a bad person but he clearly has no romantic interest in you, he just thinks you're funny to fuck around with you.

If it's not ok then tell him. Say you treat me bad and I don't appreciate it please stop messaging me. If he continues just ignore him. I know its tough.

>I'm a fat
Losing weight isn't hard; you just need focus.

>pretty boring hobbies and interests
So do I, and despite that, women still enjoy my company and being with me.

>>16439680
>I would think she was depressed if I didn't know she was on anti depressants.
anti depressants aren't magic.

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>>16439698
I've asked her multiple times if she was feeling depressed and she says no. Plus during the week she seems fine and happy/ smiling often

>>16439680
might be a weird answer, but have you tried talking to her mother?

>>16439637
If she's using the pill correctly, you're using spermicide correctly, and you're practicing withdrawal correctly, I'd say you're pretty damn good.

>If she's using the pill correctly

bro why did you have unprotected sex with her

Tomorrow is also when she is supposed to get her period

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I love pussy...but love freedom more.

>>16439634
advice...anyone?

>silence
Thanks /adv/...now I know what to do.

Learn to love yourself first and the rest takes care of itself.

>>16439597
You have to value yourself. There is no amount of fucking that will give you that. Try meditation of self affirmation

As a guy I was never pursued when I was younger and I'm still not perused right now (20 y/o)

I tend to attract the sluttiest girls you can imagine, they're good looking but they know they are so they can get with anybody they want at any time and so they do.

To start with I was upset and depressed that nobody found me good looking enough to want to pursue me. Then that turned into a stubborn hate and now I just feel like, fuck everybody I don't need anyone. And I think that's a pretty good mindset to have. Because if you can learn to appreciate...
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>>16439582

>is it possible

i mean yes but that doesn't mean they will or wont. you are asking ab it of a confusing question.

the best thing you can do is fake a reference. if its from the old job that helps, but simply have a friend from that old company pretend to be your manager.

>>16439591
Hadn't thought of that. I do have one guy who is also likely to be fired so he might see eye to eye on this lol

Why would you ask for a reference from a company you were fired from? It doesn't make sense. Nothing good can come from that.

>>16439551
Get it revised

>>16439555

Can't, it's a definitive ostomy. Short story, had bladder health issues, bladder was removed, ostomy created and now I live with a bag glued to it.

>>16439551
I'm assuming you two haven't had sex then.

Look, you can tell her. You can. If she runs, then obviously it wouldn't have worked anyway.

However, based off the fact that you two have not had sex at all, or even seen each other naked, I would be hesitant. You have to tell her at some point, but when the timing is opportune. And if she loves you too, then she'll accept it.

>>16439538

depends how it happened. probably.

>>16439541


Unprovoked, serious assault

>>16439538
Did you deserve it?
Was it your fault?

If it's only been two weeks wait longer. At least a few months. Most of the girls that say this aren't actually waiting until mariage, just until the meet a guy they really like. Give it time, if you can't give it that then do her a favor and break it off.

>>16439537

wait it out and see what happens, but just know that this story doesn't end well.

even if she puts out it will likely mean that shes expecting some sort of big commitment, even if its unspoken, and that will surface in other ways. a girl who still says ' i dont want to have sex til marriage' is going to have her next relationship end in quite a meltdown. its okay if that hapepns but just know its gonna suck

>>16439537
> 2 weeks

chill the fuck out bro. slow movement. if you guys turn each other on enough/sext/talk about sex with each other and what it would feel like, I'd say 3 months she will definitely hand herself over.

>>16439492

its something he should probably know if hes going to have to deal with it like really blatant obvious trauma that you face all the time, or if it happened while you two were in a relationship, but if it was something from before you got together and its just a passing bummer in your brain from time to time, id say its up to you. there is no reason he would need to know and i think its healthy for people to have things they keep just for themself. just try to keep something positive to yourself to for every darker...
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>>16439503
Yeah, that makes sense. I think it's probably better that he doesn't know I just get really upset over it sometimes still but it should be alright for him to not know. Thanks anon

>>16439492
only if you liked it (spoiler: you did)

I have had long hair for about 15 years now, and can't grow a full beard.

It gets hot in the summer, it's a pain in the ass to wash/condition/dry/comb, I have to sleep with it in a ponytail or I choke myself to death with it

but bitches love that shit

>>16439442

some people dont mind it because they like the way they look. others are used to discomfort. you'll see some people sleep on nothing but a pile of clothes and will never complain once about how they want a bed cuz its just the way they are.

but then you have women who shave, wax, pluck and burn every part of their body to look the way they do.

You basically get used to it and stop minding.

Also, you're beard isn't super scratchy if you regularly shampoo and condition it like, just like your hair.

I will say that eating your mustache is like one of the most fucking obnoxious and disconcerting feelings in the world though