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My girlfriend's pussy is to small for me to even stick my pinky finger in.
She tells me she's never masturbated before, never watched porn, never had an orgasm.
I can tell she's extremely aroused when we were fooling around because her nipples were completely erect and she was leaking pussy juice like mad.
I got her off with a massager I use, but outside of that I don't know what the fuck to do. We're both virgins (she's 27, I'm 25)
Take it slow. Get her wet. Eat her out. Get a finger in there. Then as days go on get more until she's ready for your dick. Then go slow and let her get used to it. Just work your way there. The only way it's going to loosen is if it gets something in there.
Just take your time and explore. It's okay to talk and communicate and laugh through foreplay. Help each other learn. Not much to it. Just keep fooling around.
>>16442407
Where did you manage to find a 25 year old virgin?
How are you both virgins? You aren't fat and ugly are you?
>>16442423
The world isn't as black and white as you think anon.
Also she's 27 if you read the OP correctly.
>Be 35
>Meet virgin 18 year old shy girl at a gaming convention. She was basically a NEET before meeting me and admitted she browsed /r9k/ after a little prodding.
>Date her and take her virginity, she basically worships me.
>Notice I'm getting a lot of dirty looks from women my old age and younger men.
What can I do to reduce this level of hostility from both of these groups?
>>16442362
Nothing. You're a 35 year old male dating an 18 year old girl. Society hates you.
They're just butthurt of that prime pussy you got. Stay with her op
>>16442362
You don't. You wait for the inevitable breakup and the "I told you so"s
Is it possible to get out of the friend zone if the girl has a bf and constantly flirts/talks to you
Yes, but it merely means that you've got a chance, not 100% certainty.
On another note, do I know you?
Stealing girls aint cool OP. Make sure they're broken up before you do some bad shit
If she wanted to date you, she'd be dating you
How do you stop being afraid of men in a relationship setting?
>>16442298
You become a lesbian.
>>16442303
I'm equally scared of lesbians.
>>16442306
Become a NEET and never talk to anyone.
is there a big difference between fucking a mildly attractive woman and fucking a more attractive woman?
>>16442180
depends on her skill and ability in the sack. i would take the mildly attractive over the other if she were more fun to fuck.
>>16442180
Attractiveness is mostly subjective. However, based on my experience, making love to a more attractive woman causes me to reach orgasm faster. Other than that, I can't really think of anything significant.
>>16442180
Pussy is pussy is pussy
>Poorfag
>Love to paint
>No money or space to paint so I'll ask for garbage canvas and the like people don't want, black and white paints
>Paint paint paint, submit some works to local art show/fair
>Waiting for email back to see if any accepted
>Trying to get into a decent art school but not sure if its what I want
Is art school worth it? Might just get a dead end job...
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>>16442150
>>16442150
I think that in order to be successful in art school, you need to find a way to express your art in a way that is useful to others. Graphic design, illustrating books (especially for children), animation, murals, tattoos, fashion, etc. Your canvas needs to be versatile..
My sister is currently in a similar position. She draws beautiful realism and cartoons. She found a job in graphic design for a fashion company. However, this job is only to draw what other people want. But it is how she gets paid. Getting...
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>>16442150
Art school alumni here.
It all depends on what you want out of it. Do you want to really examine yourself as an artist, as well as expose yourself to new ideas and examples of art? Then go to art school.
Do you want to become a famous artist? Do you want to get better at art? Do you feel like you just don't fit in anywhere else? Then DO NOT go to art school.
Art school is VERY expensive, and it does not teach you how to make money in the art world. It doesn't set you up for interpersonal...
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What are you supposed to do with your life once your financial independence is as secure as it can be and it has been established that sex and dating are out of the question?
>>16442119
Journey inward. Travel if that's what you're into. Find yourself. Treat yourself.
>>16442126
I hate travelling. What does the rest of that mean?
>>16442119
Nothing. Just wait to die pretty much.
How do I get over her
It was for a short time but I've never been so fucked up my life. I've never been depressed but I guess this is what it feels like. I have no appetite, I'm staying up for 20+ hours a day and sleeping 3 hours a night because I can't sleep. This is day two pretty much.
How do I get over her. Please help. I've moved on from every girl in the past almost instantly but I just can't on this one. Probably because I wasn't the one who ended it.
>>16442081
Fuck other girls.
Set goal. in your personal life and accomplish them.
Realize that for the most part, this bitch ain't shit. I mean what can she do that 90% of other girls can't?
Focus on yourself.
>>16442089
>Fuck other girls.
I have no other girls bro. I put all of my eggs into this one basket. I have goals that I was accomplishing fine just three days ago but now I don't even feel like leaving my bed. I felt like puking yesterday night.
>>16442098
>I have no other girls bro
Go out there and get them. It's gonna be hard because you smell like you got dumped, but you gotta get out there and get laid. Fuck a girl below your usual standards. All girls can smell vagina on a man. The more girls you fuck, the more girls will want to fuck you because they can smell all the sex you've been having.
After you've fucked 5+ girls and moved into the more attractive range, I swear you will love your ex a little less....
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Last night I was showering and noticed a small red bump on my middle finger, first thing that came to mind was that it was herpes, I'm a virgin and haven't had a gf in a couple weeks. Anyone know what this is? Pic related sorry if blurry
probably just a zit. relax.
>>16442055
I'm soooo freaked out that it's something really serious thank you for putting my fears to rest
>>16442061
He's fucking with you, it could be herpes. If you're developing a sore it's going to be infectious until the outbreak dies down. If it is herpes you'll want to wear a glove until the sores start to heal, otherwise it will spread by contact. Hypothetically since it would be your first outbreak it would be very small.
well I'm 20 and still no bf, virgin
What advice do you have for me?
>>16442006
Lose weight
>>16442008
/thread
>>16442006
depends what you've already tried to be honest.
1) Talk to guys. most of them will be up for some unless you're physically (or intellectually) repulsive.
2) Once you've got a group that you can comfortably hang around with, try being subtley more flirty than usual with one of them. They'll love that (providing you fit the criteria above)
3) eventually ask one of them out. They'll be thinking something along similar lines and the girl showing the initiative is the barrier that's...
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I still have her on snapchat / skype / fb
Do I delete? Or keep, just in case, one day...
>>16441951
delete
>>16441953
Its really hard to... Especialy because i see she still looks at all my snapchat stories, which is my only contact with her anymore...
Can i just try and not use the apps and keep them around just in case?
Im just afraid if i give her NO way to contact me ever.
>>16441971
Just move on, there are 9 million bitches just like her.
I need to know what this is a picture of
my fiance was at his sisters every other day this past few weeks
and I wasn't welcome
he needed alone time he says
so I stayed home.
but this morning taking pics of myself I found this
and I can't tell what it is but I can tell you what I see
Give me your outlooks on whats in the photo please
heres the other way I looked at it
I could just be gong crazy or d
give me some input
pl0x
>>16441933
monitoring this thread
Those legs in front look a bit small.
Looks like he's spooning someone regardless, either that or he accidentally took a picture of his hand/fingers with some blur going on.
yes i am autistic.
I was watching world strictest parents yesterday, the strict parents theme were, respect your parents no matter, they live in ghana. In ghana they seem like an very strict and very religious(christians) country. The goals for all the kids are to be a lawyer, doctor, etc etc all those high education jobs. They're theme is to respect your parents whether they are right or wrong. I assume the country is pretty consistent in the way they raise their kids i guess, the kids get the same medicine the parents give them at home, at school too. What are...
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You sound like you are about fourteen years old
>>16441900
Well in mind i am four years old but that's good too know.
>hey I saw a some stupid fucking tv show and assume that it's not only realistic, but representative. based upon this cascade of bad assumptions <garbled nonsense>. what do you guys think?
I'm sorry that your family is so bad to you and that they're damaging you in ways that are irreversible.
Relationships n00b here (or should I say virgin instead?)
> male, 30yo and never touched a woman's body
I don't consider myself a beautiful guy, but I can easily find less attractive men. I am a smart guy, I work in IT and am actually successful in that matter, still living in my mom's house, drive my own car, pay my own bills, go to the gym regularly, I can cook my own meals... People generally say I'm a pretty cool guy. They enjoy hanging out with me, we laugh together, we learn new things together, I'm always...
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No one cares right?
>>16441807
you have high sex drive?
i know that feeling
i dont get what causes it, women dont even want to be my friend.
i probably creep them out from the getgo
Hello friends.
Tough times have hit and I would like to help out my family with at least a minimal financial gain.
Due to limited free time from college and shit, as well as an affinity to computers and basic programming knowledge, I'd like to find a "job" online to earn some extra cash to help the day-to-day struggle.
I am NOT naive or stupid: I am not looking for those magical "I earn 5000$ a month!" jobs that bots advertise.
I am also NOT naive or stupid to think that there is some magical "done in 20 minutes"...
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Game servers, if that's still a thing. I know one guy who host a minecraft server and quitted his 10$/h job because he made much more with it.
>>16441802
Filling out job applications(its a numbers game)
Amazon mechanical turk
If you are good at programming and have a portfolio remote freelancing
>>16441802
What country? Argentina?
