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How can you tell if you're ugly /adv/?
>>16440777
Nice trips
If you don't know, you're probably ugly, but you can always post a pic, I will give you an honest assessment
go back in time to 1999, then visit hotornot.com
>>16440782
Thanks
I got a nice idea but some brutal honesty, besides the inevitable "NIGGER" response would be appreciated
Is California all that it's propped up to be? Thinking about ditching my shitty life here on the East Coast for living out on the West Coast in a few months. Once I have some decent cash. which by then I should have about $6,000 and change.
Without a job lined up it will suck and make you a twisted version of yourself.
>>16440698
Only if you're a liberal, and don't like the 2nd amendment
>>16440698
Propped up to be what?
Born, raised, and current "Angeleno" here.
I have been with my boyfriend for a few years now. When we first got together sex was regular and awesome. But over time sex has become quite rare.
For several months now I have had to nag and (I am ashamed to admit) force my boyfriend to have sex with me.
I tried talking it out of him. To find out if there is an issue, or why he just no longer wishes to have sexy fun times.
He told me he is 'kind of asexual'. He said he is happy with the relationship the way it is, but sex doesn't interest him.
I get that and I want to respect that....
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>>16440565
>(I am ashamed to admit) I forced my boyfriend to have sex with me
Oh geez, don't do that. That's rape and it's an awful thing to do.
Have you thought about proposing an open relationship? You could stay in your relationship but just have sex with other men.
Or you could masturbate. Have you tried that?
Put up with it, or leave him. You two are fundamentally incompatible. You can try to make it work, but there will come a point where you can't handle it anymore or you start to resent him
I'm pretty sure you have to either figure out why he doesn't want to have sex and somehow augment that (may be totally impossible without his help), negotiate an open relationship where you get to get fucked by other guys, get awesome sex toys or break up.
Wish I had better news but you can't just fucking sexually die.
Ways to commit suicide that will pretty much guarantee death? I don't plan on failing and ending up a vegetable. It would be preferable if this doesn't involve a lot of pain or endurance. I have no access to guns or pills that are actually potent enough to harm me.
Shut the fuck up dude. Either kill yourself and get r done or actually grow some balls and deal with problems. Nobody will understand what you're going through, and 99% don't care. Life sucks, but there's good stuff in it if you actually put in the effort instead of whining like a bitch on advice forums. No sense in wasting a perfectly good human body. Put it to use.
exit bag dumbshit
jump in front of a full speed truck on the highway
100% deathrate unless you fucking miss
place head on train/trolley tracks in the middle of a bend/corner so that it can't see you from far away and cannot slow down in time. you can also jump infront of this thing too
you can also just go to a shooting range, and kill yourself there. if you have no money, steal it.
you can also go to the grocery store, steal/buy bleach and drink all of it.
if you have a car, park it in a garage, turn the engine on, close the garage, make it as airtight...
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Tell me your problems /adv/
>>16440295
I don't have any
>>16440295
I don't like people, and I don't know what to do with my life
>Move to South 5-6 months ago
>Living with G-parents right now, family expects me to move out and live on my own here or with sister, or someone else
>Dont want to live here. It sucks. Also want to at least go see Germany, preferably live there or Austria.
>Have fine to pay, but after that ill have nothing keeping me here
>However have to get out of G-parents house as soon as possible
>Moving...
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What are some high in demand stay at home careers?
I have a lot of health problems.
Child care?
>>16440244
Childern are scary I would not mind teaching art leassons on the side but would never do a day care my mother had one when I was growing up and I saw how poor the parents would treat her and I honestly do not know what I would do if a kid I was taking care of told me their parents are abusing them.
>>16440238
Translator, those survey jobs that don't seem real but some actually are, graphic designer (in some respects) What do you want to do?
Married guy here, I'm friends with a female who recently got married. We worked together and got to be friends, but live about an hour apart so we are friends but run in totally different circles of people so our lives don't really overlap. Anyways, the issue I'm having is that about ten months ago she built a new house with her fiance( now husband), and for the past ten months she has said many occasions that we should come out and I always tell her anytime she can have us, we would love to, but she never actually invites us. So I assume it's a bullshit...
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If she's always asking you to come stay, all you had to do was say "hey would it be cool if we came and stayed this weekend?" and tried to sort out some sort of arrangement that works for her and her husband, and you and your wife. There was no reason to go all autistic on her
>>16440210
heres some advice: paragraphs.
that being said, dude wtf you showed your power level. dont get me wrong its irritating to hear that my mom does it all the time with 'oh i saw this thing online, ill send you the link'. i have never received an email fro mthis woman.
but do you think i say 'no you wont, stop acting like we will, were not that close' i mean JESUS.
its something people say 'oh you should come out sometime itd be fun' i mean fuck, onsidering how...
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Op here, I tried that once or twice. Didn't work, she answers like" no can't, I'll let you know when it will work"
Ask someone who is skilled at making decisions anything. Name me your dilemma, I will help you choose the best course of action.
>>16440147
I come on this board just to chat with sociopaths but lately there aren't any sociopaths to chat with, how do I deal with this?
Girl is dating someone. Girl openly tells me she's physically attracted to me and is trying to suppress her feelings for me but it's difficult. Her current bf is an LDR and he's kind of an asshole. People assume we're dating and we really like each other. How do I convince her to leave her current bf?
No, she's not the attention whore type. Mostly acts like one of the bros which is what's surprising. We're both a little crazy for each other which is why this is so difficult.
>>16440153
Maybe I can help you out
Not OP, but pretty sure I'm a sociopath
What are some cute ways to show a guy you care without being creepy or clingy?
>>16440138
Oral, handjobs or anal.
That's all he really wants anyway
>>16440157
... no vag?
>>16440160
She did say care
Nothing exciting about vanilla sex
heres the basics of what happened
>invite guy over
>this is third 'date'
>great until now
>last time though he mimic'd something i said
>I am very sensitive about my voice, and its cracking a lot lately because i had a cough recently
>today he is having a rough time cuz of roommate drama
>proceeds to mimic me again, and i tell him very...
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>>16440008
Is he doing it in a playful way (smiling, laughing)? or did he look you in the eye and openly taunt you?
If he's openly taunting you to piss you off, then he's an ass and fuck that.
But you could possibly just be acting over sensitive to him trying to make a joke.
>>16440029
>acting over sensitive to him trying to make a joke
my money is on this
>>16440029
it seems a lot more like he was laughing to himself to be honest, i had a roommate who would do something similar, and it always seems more like a mock the way they will continue to do it after they know you arent laughing. it has that air of superiority.
but perhaps that observation is part of my possible overreaction.
the bigger issue here is that last time he was here i asked him not to do that, and i asked him nicely and explained that it makes me uncomfortable.
second time (today) i told him firmly, not to do that. third and forth time i continued to be firm.
to be honest if you have to tell someone 3 times within a half hour not to mock you, whether they think its friendly or not, there is a problem.
How do I learn to not give a fuck? Here's my thing, I want to like people. I honestly do. I'm actually a very sociable person and have socialized with many people for a long time. I'm easy to get along with, I've traveled throughout the world, etc. But I've noticed a trend lately of people having their heads up their own asses. I'm pretty sure it's from technology and people obsessed with social media. The thing is, I have a very hard time letting go of bitter feelings when I meet pretentious people. I feel like I'm living in a world of...
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Well, humans are social creatures so the idea of letting go of relying on anyone else is just pointless chasing your own tail, not going to solve anything. What you need to do is try to build a broad base of people to socialize with of a variety of walks of life so that when someone or something ticks you off you have a host of other people to hang out with to cool your jets with who belong to a variety of values so you can find someone who agrees with you at least for a bit. That way instead of getting involved with power plays you can just say bye to whoever is pissing you...
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>>16440027
dude thank you. You just helped me immensely. I know this sounds retarded but I felt like I was in a knot and you just untangled it. Thanks.
>>16440035
I'm profoundly pleased to have been of any help. Good luck man.
>tfw in highschool and you go on your facebook and see pictures from your group of friends throwing a surprise birthday party for someone else in the group
They didn't even ask me if I wanted to be involved. I know I probably sound like a whiny bitch but I'm legitimately hurt. They even invited someone who's only hanged out with us for like a month when we've known each other since fucking elementary school. What the fuck!? I thought we were friends.
Have you talked to someone from your "friends" group about this? Did they came up with an excuse?
Are you a guy or a girl?
>>16440002
I didn't get invited to my best friend's 30th birthday party even though everyone else from our group of friends from school did.
Worst part one of the fuckers was smug as fuck about it. I actually considered our entire circle close as brothers at one point.
It hurt as fuck, now I just moved on. Luckily I met 1 other person I feel I can talk to just as well as I could with them. Still quiet the shame to lose a connection like that.
>>16440041
guy and i only aw the pictures like 20 minutes ago so i didn't talk to anyone about it. I don't think i want to
need name advice like other thread sorta.
>>16439971
Mercer
Mercy & Charity are black girl names
percy, parity
Honor
>22 male
>never wanted sex
>only liked/dated a select few girls in my life
>even then, cuddling > sex for me
>only have sex because they like it
>never liked watching porn
>would rather help a person in need than to have sex
What the fuck is going on? How do I become normal?
Girls want a guy that doesn't care about them or anyone,...
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>cuddling > sex
That's the norm for most people.
>>16439945
well that makes me feel a little better at least. thanks.
>>16439941
Maybe true just asexual/have a very low drive.
You could talk to a doctor or a specialized therapist. Or you could try to find another asexual girl.
Also, I don't know where you got
>Girls want a guy that doesn't care about them or anyone, that only cares about sex, that likes to watch porn.
I need some serious advice. I'm a 36 year old virgin and my birthday is today. Am I utterly fucked and can never get a gf? I've tried but never had much luck, the women in my age range are mostly single moms or crazy and I don't know if I can pursue younger women without looking like a creep. What else can I do at this point, am I just too old now?
my grandfather had like 3 wives nigga
>>16439916
You're a wizard!
Apart from scaring off chicks, what magical powers do you have
>>16439916
Are you deformed or truly ugly or what?
