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Ey /adv, I came home from traveling super-horny and found an escort very close to me, in my price range. I've visited escorts before but am afraid of suddenly getting caught and also there's buyer's remorse. Should I through with it? I'm really horny.
I don't think it's worth it unless you know her.
Too many sting ops going on. I know most are just UC cops walking a beat but there's still some entrapment types. Thoroughly vet these girls before you ever meet.
>>16443112
I've also gone to Asian massage parlors, paranoid as I enter. The callgirls I've met were in response to ads and that's it. I've always assumed that law enforcement targets the providers rather than the customers?
My boyfriend woke up last night and peed in a bottle quietly instead of just going to the bathtoom. It kind of grosses me out. He left the bottle on the floor too. Should I clean it up and let him know that I knew he did this, or ignore it and let him think I don't know?
Is this a normal thing that guys do when they're too lazy to go to the bathroom?
>>16443012
On very cold nights, I do it too, but leave the bottle outside of the window, plus I live alone.
If he did only once, I would let it pass. If he does it more often, and it annoys you, let him know.
It's normally something people do to avoid leaving their rooms due to social anxiety.
If you and your bf live alone then I don't really know, it's probably best just to ask him about it and tell him not to do it again.
>>16443012
Sounds like its something your boyfriend does when he is feeling lazy.
What difference does it make? Tell him to stop if you don't like it
Hi /adv/
I just want some reassurance that I am doing the right thing.
My boyfriend has a pre existing porn addiction, as well as being selfish and inconsiderate, which I found came hand in hand with the addiction. He felt very entitled to his immediate desires and it was a constant uphill battle that made its way into our everyday life.
So today, I broke it off and told him although I still loved him, I couldn't stay in the relationship because it was taking a huge hit to my self esteem. He never wants to have sex (we average twice a month because I ask him for it and he can see I am sexually frustrated) And when we do have sex, it's not passionate or 'connected'. It feels like he is emulating a porn scene rather than being pleasured by the moment.
I have urged him to seek professional help for this because he also wants to stop and it's not enjoyable for him at all.
If he was happily fapping to porn and still maintained a decent sex life, or even a decently productive life outside of work, I would obviously have no issues, but this isn't the case; I have to hold his hand through every step of life, even to the point of reminding him to bathe and I started to feel more like a carer, rather than a girlfriend.
The conflict is that when does go through periods without porn, he is the best boyfriend I could ever ask for, but that is only when he is off the porn.
Have I done the right thing despite still loving him?
>Have I done the right thing despite still loving him?
Yes.
>The conflict is that when does go through periods without porn, he is the best boyfriend I could ever ask for, but that is only when he is off the porn.
So, if you ignore his faults, he's the ideal boyfriend? Wow!
>>16442964
For one thing, you are projecting an image of the hypersexualized male. Every man cannot be held to the standard of adonis. Men are supposed to be sexual on call, which really screws with self esteem. You have to understand that is OK for your boyfriend to say no.
A lot of men watch pornography because it depicts a situation in which they are in control. It is not enough that you are a female. Male sexuality plays off of passive and active roles. But he's not going to be active if you demean him. Certainly he is not going to feel in control. Maybe next time, instead of calling him a pervert for looking at pornos, you should whisper into his ear, "I want you to fuck me like that." Bite him a little so he understands that you very much deserve what's coming.
If you want a man whose sole duty is to fuck you, then you are better off becoming friends with benefits to some random fuckboy than getting into a real relationship. Men are not penis robots, learn some common sense.
>>16443038
you are an idiot. clearly it's not about him not being allowed tosay no the guy has issues breh
![male-and-female-relationship-sign[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/77HPQRL.jpg "male-and-female-relationship-sign[1]")
Before you post a question, check here to see if it's already been answered
Keep your questions short and sweet for more answers.
And please no derailing arguments.
Avoid asking these common questions:
>Is it normal for me to go to a club/bar by myself?
Yes. Stop overthinking this.
>Do girls/guys like <insert specific look>?
Some do, some don't.
>I'm shy and afraid of people/rejection. What do I do?
Think positive, and get over it by practicing and exposing yourself to it.
>I like someone. What do I do?
Ask them out.
>How can I tell if someone likes me?
Ask them out.
>Where do I meet girls/guys?
Anywhere outside. Or online.
>Is my body part big/small enough?
>Am I short/tall enough?
Most likely
>Someone did something insignificant. What does it mean?
Nothing significant. Stop overthinking it.
>XYZ happened. Did I fuck it up with this guy/girl?
Maybe, maybe not. We're not in their head, we don't know. No amount of your walls of text will fix that.
>This person did something that hurt my feelings. Why do guys/girls do this?
Because shit people are shit people. It's not a gendered thing
>Would you date a virgin?
As long as they aren't insecure about it. Complex's are a total turn-off.
>Someone has made it abundantly clear they're no longer interested in me. Do I still have a chance?
No
>Where do I go on a first (or subsequent) date?
Pick one or more of the following: coffee, lunch, dinner, drinks, ice cream, movies, zoo, aquarium, museum, art gallery, <activity in your city>
>That one guy who keeps asking about cuddling in platonic friendships
No one wants to cuddle you. Stop asking
>Brandon or Female Brandon
Piss off.
>Frog
Also piss off.
>>16442932
Guys, would you continue to have sex with a girl who was the best blowjob you ever had but was mediocre at sex?
>>16442944
Depends. Why is she bad at sex? It's presumably something that could be improved, and if so it's not a deal breaker.
what is something a girl can do that will make you instantly be attracted to her?
Noticed a female friend quickly look at my chest a few times while smiling a little
This is good shit, yeah?
You have something on your shirt. Change into a clean one.
>>16442910
Yeah, they're called pecs
>>16442901
Have you ever glanced at someones chest once in a while in conversation without really thinking about it?
How painful is it to hang yourself?
Depends on how far you drop from
>>16442820
I did it once and it did not hurt at all.
Depends on where you tie the noose, senpai.
Tie it around your tip and swing around the room like a monkey.
Why is there no one offering free advice on getting your ex back?
I just got dumped and I've been looking for advice on what to do. Literally every video or post I came across was ultimately trying to sell me a product. Is there no free advice on this topic? Or is it because getting your ex back is something that is so difficult that no one knows the right answer, and all of these programs are shams?
Because 99% of the time getting your ex back never works. Never.
You aren't the exception.
>>16442771
>no one knows the right answer
OP, here is something you should have learned a long time ago.
you ever hear the phrase 'pick up artist?' like someone who is really good at picking up women? he is an ARTIST. not a SCIENTIST.
honestly if you think there was a fool proof scientific method to relationships that we'd need to actually seek it out? it'd be plastered across every billboard. it would be part of 'the talk' right before explaining how sex works, your dad would tell you the three step process to getting there.
people are diverse. one size barely fits you, let alone fits all. general advice helps, but most advice is tailored. its the reason when someone asks how to get girls the first thing they are told is to 'post a pic' of themselves. because without knowing about the situation, and how they look, there is no way we can tell them what to do. being a douche works for some guys. being shy and subtle works for others. just going on tinder and praying is the only hope for some.
so when it comes to a break up, where the break up is completely unique to itself, how is there supposed to be any advice on getting her back? we dont even know why she broke up with you, so how can we tell you how to fix that?
Because there's such a huge demand from people in your situation, and it's a situation that produces desperateness it's exploited for these kind of money making schemes.
Look I'm in the same boat -- I want my ex back more than anything but even if that's the course of action you're set on, there's is no one-size-fits-all solution that can make it happen. It's going to be achieved through awfully slow and painful realizations about what went wrong in the relationship, and brute-force effort of attempting to correct it.
This is a thread dedicated to discussing non-monogamous relationships.
Open or semi-open relationships, threesomes, foursomes, "an arrangement" - whatever you want to call it.
IF anyone here have experience with this and want to share advice, or you have none and want to ask, this is the place.
Fuck off back to plebbit, C U C K.
I havnt
But i had a ex gf who had a secret relationship with my best friend and with my best friends gf...
It made me hit rock bottom :(
>>16442741
This tbhfam
Come and use our great experiemence anons
#1: Don't expect good advice on /adv/
>>16442648
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ONE simple trick to cure your depression.
you ever hear the phrase 'you have to enjoy the little things' ? this is probably the most true and insanely great advice you will ever hear. I used to be a hardcore depressive edgy cringey 'woe is me' wallow in my own misery bastard. this went on for YEARS and well into my adulthood. then one day I realized i wanted to stop being 'lonely'. i wanted to stop being sad about everything. all of life seemed so mundane. I can't remember how I learned this trick, but i did, and trust me it works.
you just have to savor a moment. take right now. stop what you are doing, and take a REALLY deep breath. a great big deep one. now think about the last time you had a cold that stuffed your nose. remember how hard that was? remember how miserable you were? it was awful, yeah? take a moment to verbally acknowledge how nice this moment is, just cuz you can breathe. state that you are grateful, and really think about how bad it was with the cold.
you have to do that, once a day. pull out your phone now, and schedule a reminder for every day this week on your calendar. pick random times. it can be lunch, dinner, school, whenever. just set it to vibrate so it doesn't ring when you dont need it to. when you feel that vibration, you remember to 'appreciate the little things'.
I've been seeing a guy since spring and he is great- smart, funny, sweet. But he's really shy. We didn't kiss until several months of seeing each other and we while we've gotten more intimate, we still haven't had sex. Also, he hasn't asked me to be his girlfriend yet, and last time we went out one of his friends (not a close one) I met for the first time blatantly asked if we two are dating and he shyly replied- yeah, I guess- but not in a demeaning way. I'm 100% sure he finds me attractive and is interested in me, but we never text or talk on facebook unless when making plans. And when we hang out I noticed sometimes he gets really quiet and stuck in his head and doesn't know what to say. And while he never holds my hand in public, he always tries to stay close to me and to be otherwise a sweet guy. So how could I make him feel more comfortable and open up to me without making him feel less of a man?
Feel free to ask any questions if necessary, any advice/experience stories will be appreciated.
>wanting a shy bf
Why would you want a pathetic beta male?
Drop that pussy and find a real man, a strong alpha.
>>16442646
i think the issue here is that you are operating under the assumption that all men WANT to act the same way, but being shy is the issue.
not all quiet people are shy and waiting to say something. some just dont have much to say so they'd rather listen.
in this case it sounds like your BF isn't all that shy. i mean a little shy maybe, but it sounds like hes just an independent guy who likes the casual approach.
me personally if someone says 'do you like me?' or 'are we dating?' or something like that, the games over. i like to just have things evolve naturally without setting up some sort of definition or goal or endgame.
the thing is if you arent attracted to these qualities he may just not be right for you.
>>16442646
He's getting laid somewhere else. Or gay
I need help, /adv/.
I've been with my GF for about 4 years now. We love each other, but I kinda have a problem with her sexual interests.
For about 3 years now, she has shown exagerated interest in my dick. You may think it's obviously a good thing (And you wouldn't be wrong), but I feel like it's going a bit too far. Here's how it started:
We were doing things that couples usually do when they have private time since the very beginning. Thing is, after a year or so, she has shown increasing interest in my dick.
It started by discretely groping me in public, or dragging me away from people to suck me in a quiet place. At first, I was so happy that I was enjoying it no matter how/where we did it.
But after a while, she started to get more and more obsessed; She kept texting me on how she wanted to taste my semen again, and things like that. I had two mandatory blowjobs; one in the morning, and one before the night. Thing is, we did it so often that I couldn't cum sometimes, and she ended looking really sad when I couldn't.
Lately, I've been waking up during the night, feeling her lips and/or tongue on my dick. She kisses/licks it, while saying to herself how much she loves it.
I pretend to be asleep, but it starts to freak me out, as it happens several times a week.
I know sexuality is very important to her, so I don't want to hurt her by ordering her to stop. I also know that she's not depraved enough to seek sexual activities with other people; I mentionned it once, and she went in a deep depression phase.
So, do you have any advice on what to do? I really love her, and I know it's the sqme for her, but I can't keep living like this. I don't want to loose or hurt her.
nice b8
seriously, if this is not bait then just set some boundaries, you don't have to please someone 100% of the time
if she gets depressed it's not your fault, it's her unrealistic goals that's making her so
>>16442640
I wouldn't define it as goals, I'd rather define it as some kind of addiction.
In the beginning, I was balls-deep into it, but I somehow grew tired of it.
She looks so proud everytime, I can't get myself to crush her thing. She somehow identifies sexuality as love, and the other way around.
I honestly thought this was some kind of deep roleplaying, but it seems that it's deeper than that.
So my mom is thinking (according to old retarded traditions) that our family have bad luck and spirits in our house are the reason of that. This started after my dad's death ( 6 years ago ) and now she's bringing some kind of "spirit woman thing/psychic" that's gonna "help" us chase the bad luck from our house. Now its fucking 100% obvious that my mom is going full retarded believing in this kind of shit and bringing that scammer to our house (literally 4 days a week) and that's costing her MONEY, and we've been in a financial crisis since the death of my dad.
Guys please advice me what to do, i tried talking to my mom that all of that shit is bullshit, but she doesn't give a shit about my opinion.
The lady who talks to ghosts or whatever came today and started screaming in a "demonic" voice to really make things realistic, like she's communicating/fighting with evil spirits. And when she was done she told my mom that the situation gotten worse and told her that she'll be going all the way to a city (500km away from ours) to bring some things to solve this bad luck, now just do the math...
yes, its like she's asking for more money (probably transportation money + money to buy the bullshit things) and that pushed me over the limits today and i decided to get in action and trying to do something against this meaningless shit.
Now advice me what to do, i was thinking that i'm gonna threaten (even physically if necessary ) to leave our house and never comeback. I get very angry so if she pisses me off by not leaving i'll probably knock her out.
>>16442511
I work for a psychic who deals with spirits a lot, and though i wasn't really a believer before, I have to say I'm pretty convinced. i see some freaky shit from time to time.
my boss charges a 500 dollar flat rate for these sorts of spirit releases, but if the person clearly cant afford it and needs help, we always do it anyway.
anywho if you want to reverse scam your mom, here is what you need to do
>get a friend who has a hippie dippie vibe, maybe go to the drama department at your shcool and look for a chick there who would be willing to help you
>create her a fake little website for her 'psychic healer persona' it doesnt take that long, like two hours tops and just design a front page describing her journey
>talk about how shes a local psychic who got her 'gift' after a near death experience, and now helps people in the great bum fucked egypt area with their clearings
>assuming your mom isn't tech savvy this will do, but if not, write out a fake local news article and photoshop it to a news template, print it out, and show her
>Tell your mom you are concerned cuz this expensive lady doesnt seem to be working but you are going to submit to this woman
>2 days later, bring your FREE psychic over and go through a pre-scripted free seance together, where she says she definitely knew as soon as she got your email that this was serious business
>do some BS ritual where you burn a little sage, do a little group prayer, have her fake the own demonic voice, and then have her reach out to your mother
>Tell her that her husband is trapped in the void and only your mothercan set him free
>ask your mother to go get a personal affect like a wedding ring
>>16442532
>your psychic and your mother chant together, and channel the dark energy into something like a regular glass cup
>then your moms duty is to go outside, and destroy the glass by shattering outside of the property line
>this sets your father free so he may return to his afterlife
>the spirits, trapped in the glass, are destroy with it, while your fathers spirit (seperated into the ring) is set free
congrats, you just convinced your mom to stop wasting money on an expensive psychic. yes, its complex, yes it will take a whole two days of effort, but its better than weeks of being extorted
You could threaten to leave if you're that fed up with it.
But before you do I suggest finding cheaper ways to put your mother at ease instead of dismissing her entirely. Give this fake psychic lady the boot and tell your mom you want to cleanse the house some other way. Go find yourself a cheaper priest or clergy person or another more trustworthy paranormal investigator or psychic or shaman to bless your house and pronounce it clean without drawing out the process and bleeding your mum dry. Or go to /x/ and ask them some cheap do it yourself methods to cleanse the house on your own.
How to get into a top college in US if you are not Mexican/Jewish/Black/Asian or a woman...?
Have a rich daddy.
>>16442494
>straight As since kindergarden
>amazing portfolio of random shit you do to look impressive (jobs, sports, community service, etc)
>amazing adversity essay about how you got your olympic medal by saving a bus of school children from driving off a cliff
basically making yourself look amazingly impressive to have
>>16442506
this
unless you've been groomed for it, you probably won't make it
Had another dream involving sex with my mother and I feel sick. I don't want to be thinking of this, dreaming of this, nothing. Fuck this. It's disgusting. Someone please help.
>>16442446
That's weird. I also had a dream where I fucked your mom.
you have suppressed your gay urges and you are literally copulating (identifying) with your anima.
solution, come out and start sucking dicks.
>>16442451
lol
>>16442446
this happened to me a lot. not just my mom, but my dad, my brothers (i always puke after these ones) and even my boss.
im not sure what i can suggest other then trying to distract yourself so you don't dwell. unless you wanna go to thereapy, but i feel like there isn't really a cure there and it will just make you think about the issues more and cause you to have more dreams.
simply ignoring them and not dwelling makes your brain forget for the most part. its worked for me so far now i only occassionally dream of my father or older brother, but even then very rarely and i am able to forget it as soon as i wake up
So my boyfriend is recently conversing with this girl who was his ex (they're "close" friends) because she's having some personal problems atm, her father died, and she reached out to my boyfriend for comfort. The first time my he told me, I let it slide since I kinda felt sorry for her and the time that he told me they've been talking on the phone I felt uneasy. I'm not comfortable with my boyfriend keeping touch with his ex but she's in a tough situation. I'm just worried that he might comply to whatever she asks since he feels so bad for her. We're currently in a secret relationship and nobody pretty much knows about us except our families.
What should I do? Should I just let it go? I trust him but I'll probably die of paranoia.
pic unrelated
>talking with his ex
>no one knows we're in a relationship
There's no way there's nothing shady going on here
How about talking to him about it?
>>16442438
> this girl who was his ex
First mistake
>(they're "close" friends
second mistake
> she's having some personal problems atm, her father died, and she reached out to my boyfriend for comfort.
third mistake
Yeah I would be concerned.
