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You know the drill
I love you so much and all i want is to make you proud. I'm so happy with our relationship. Hope you never leave me.
>>16381930
ALRIGHT, I'VE GIVEN UP! I'M GOING BACK TO BEING A REAL MAN! GOING BACK TO BEING A REAL PLAYER! THIS SHIT WAS ABSURD, WOMAN. Forgive me.
>>16381938
initials?
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Girls
Why do you tell a guy you want to go on a date with him, then proceed to not text or call him back when he tries to set things up? So evil!
>>16372916
Probably because it's easier than saying no
>>16372916
Because I didn't expect him to take no for an answer, and I couldn't begin cold shouldering him until I ended that conversation.
Old one hit the bump limit
Being a fat, lazy girl helplessly in love with your friend with whom you're not talking anymore because you fucked up truly is an endless suffering
and I suffer a lot now, I just want you to know /adv/
>>16359877
I love myself
>>16359897
Emily?
Would you or wouldn't you and why? Do you believe in the "Once a cheater always a cheater" phrase?
>>16320596
Straight female here, but my answer would be the same regardless of sex or orientation: No.
Would I forgive them as a person and not hold hate against them? Yes.
Would I give them another chance? Absolutely not.
I definitely believe in "once a cheater, always a cheater".
>got drunk and kissed someone else?
maybe
>sucked my best friends dick in the middle of my birthday party
probably not
probably not, because that cheating will haunt the rest of the relationship
everytime something I don't like happens I will remember the cheating and create an "enemy image" of the person
I'm convinced that the drives to survive and reproduce are the most basic form of genetic programming in life, and every other more complex behaviour in life derides from these drives in some form.
After all these are the core of what Freud, and Nietzsche said, and are the crux of entire fields of study in psychology and biology.
Anyway, yesterday I had a debate with some monkeys before being censored and shut up by a PR mod, and they countered by stating asexuality as a sexual orientation.
I disagreed, stating that all sexual orientations (homo/hetero/bi),...
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If you want to win debates like that, you have to cite some sources. Find some studies on asexuality and memorize the authors and year of publication.
>>16321456
See, that's the thing. Everyone has to be so goddamned sensitive. I'm a pedo, I'm perfectly aware that it's atypical, and probably due to a genetic mutation or something that I can't control. But I'm not afraid to admit that. I don't need to delude myself that I'm totally normal and that I just HAVE to fit in, because the truth is I'm just different due to factors way out of my control. I can only imagine how pissed this must make other people with genuine mental disorders...
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>>16321456
>I asked them what could lead a biologically sexual being to reject the need for sexuality.
Just a proposal: when a population grows a sexual drive stops to be a signifucant one. I am not sure really.
Do girls like quiet guys?
>>16334664
No.
Not if you're not good looking.
Hang on, I'll ask all 3.5 billion of them. Give me a second.
I mean think about it /adv/... DUDES HAVE SHOT AND KILLED PEOPLE IN A SPREE SHOOTING FASHION because they couldn't get girlfriends. How could not having a girlfriend be so detrimental to society? Its crazy to think that one kiss or hug could have STOPPED so many spree shootings.
I am a male and have never had a girlfriend and I am 25. I feel terrible like all the time. Primarily because it feels like the world is shit and most people in it are shit and the women in it don't understand anything deep or meaningful. That obviously probably isn't true but...
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What's your actual question? If you just want to bitch, >>>/r9k/
>>16308954
CAN YOU NOT FUCKING READ!?
>DUDES HAVE SHOT AND KILLED PEOPLE IN A SPREE SHOOTING FASHION because they couldn't get girlfriends. How could not having a girlfriend be so detrimental to society?
>>16308960
What advice would you like?
>fem, 19
So a little while ago I was with this group of friends, and there was this one guy I sort of fancied.
>a bit of a lumberjack but in a good way.
Well, a few months into knowing him, I see him with this girl from the group on his lap, and they're hugging.
I was all, "Oh, okay. He has a girlfriend. Well at least I know now. sweet!" and I get on with my life.
A few days in they're still like that. I sit next to them reading a book. (I got used to the rather innocent PDA.) the girl was sitting on his lap as usual so her back was facing me; her arms still around his neck.
We're all having a good time talking when I feel something warm on my hand. It's the guy's finger gently stroking my hand from under the table. I glance from my book up to him; he's looking at me with a rather coy expression. I was quickly filled with disgust.
>How can you have the audacity to flirt with me when your girlfriend is literally right on top of you?!
Instead of making a scene, however, I simply kept reading my book, calmly took hold of his finger, and bent it back as far as it'll go without breaking it. He quietly grunted and slunk his hand away. that got the message across for sure.
But here's the twist. the next day I was talking with some other friends from the group, who knew the guy much longer than did, when I mentioned those two as a couple. they clarified that they weren't actually dating and that they're just very touchy-feely sometimes.... Oh you've got to be kidding...
I feel like such an asshole.... but at the same time... Augh! I'm just so confused.
I need help processing this.
You acted properly in that situation, no need to feel yourself like an asshole. If the guy didn't expect this reaction from a decent girl, he's a proper autist. If he wants something from you, he should have been straightforward.
>>16329228
Never go near him, he's a fucking douche and he'll prolly be wid some1 else if u get together with him
he sounds like the asshole
hey i'm a girl and I don't get why there is a problem with abortion
like I don't want a kid right now I'm not going have a kid into poverty I don't want. cus that how criminals become, from broken familys
Like I don't have to save every fucking sperm cell, every time a guy jizzes.
like the seed fell into the ground, It doesn't have to grow if its a poison tree
Whats the REAL reason why religions people are so angry about your fucking unborn collection of cells
What the big deal, I should be able to do it safely...
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Because religions thrive on the religious. You need people to sustain the community through the generations. They simply don't want to lose potential converts.
This is also why murder is forbidden but warfare is readily encouraged. The subtext is that it's okay to kill everyone else. Just don't kill people from your tribe.
>>16322875
I really don't know why other girls get tricked so easily by religion, whats the problem
why are they so willing to ruin their lives
>>16322875
>hey i'm a girl
So......no one cares about your opinions on your own body.
>I get horny when I'm drunk
>I drink
>>16306739
>>16306786
You guys sound fun.
>>16306793
>needing to poison your body to have fun
You seem intelligent.
I live alone with my older brother. I love him a lot, we're really close. We've lived alone together since I was 16, I had problems with our mom so I moved in with him. We've been nothing but happy since.
He has been seeing this girl for about a year now. She hates me guts, why? No idea but from the day we've met she's hated my guts even though I've been nothing but polite to her. I don't think my brother realizes it though. She's always being condescending and sassy towards me. She glares at me all the time. She hates it when my...
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She is insecuire
Have you tried sitting down with her and asking her what her deal is? Have you talked to your brother about it?
>>16308675
"if you're so damn good why don't you do it then?"
Me and him met late last year and we hit it off pretty much right away. He was funny, smart, attractive and we got along great. We started off as friends but soon began seeing each other. He was always there for me throughout my self harm, depression and other personal/family problems I was facing.
In May of this year though I went out with some guy who I used to know and we got drunk. I basically ended up sleeping with him although I was really drunk.. it's not an excuse I know but I would not have done it if I was drunk. Anyways I kept this from him but he found...
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Kill yourself whore.
Kill yourself slut.
Kill yourself whore.
Write a letter to someone who you secretly wished would read it.
dear *insert girls name*
I wanted to get into your pants but you wouldn't let me, therefore i still think about you.
sincerely *insert guys name*
>>16311663
to m from k
what the heck are you playing it, you pillock? Don't you get it that I miss you? Do I really have to apologise and growel on my knees and maybe even offer apologetic blowjob so you'll be friends with me again? Bollocks
Dear J
Just tell me no already. Or yes. Fuck, just friendzone me and have it over with. Its obvious that you're not interested, but this needs to end one way or another on your terms, or else I'm just going to keep going forever. Shit's killing me
-J
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