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Not really advice but I like hearing stories like this, maybe it would help me find someone maybe not, but they always seem to cheer me up.
ITT: tell us about the love of your life, and how you met her/him or how you plan on making her/him yours.
>Be fat all my life
>become funny, awesome and a rebel to make up for it
>transfer to school that ranges from 6-12th grade
>Met her in 6th grade
>became great friends all the way up to 9th grade
>Get in loads of trouble making her along with everyone else laugh, telling her jokes, being me
>Eventually get kicked out of school
>lose contact with all but 3 close friends
>hang out with them when I can
>slowly losing all that weight
>11th grade year close friend has a movie night and invites a bunch of people
>See her there, doubt she remembers me
>She does, we talk for hours until we have to leave
>no time to exchange info so more time passes
>same friend has graduation party, meet her there, we connect again,talk more find out we're going to the same school, comments on how different I look
>>16490589
>at party finally exchange numbers, talk occasionally until school starts
>"I'll see you then"
>both of us took the bus but it turned out we had classes at different times, she had day and I night
>when she got off the campus shuttle, I was getting on
>She would always jump on me and hug me when she saw me at the stop
>next semester comes and we finally have similar class times
>talk all time time like we used to, never been happier
>tell my mutual friend that I have a crush on her, he says I don't have a chance, she's still stuck on her ex
>tell him I'll make the impossible, possible
>he laughs and says good luck
Then it begins..
>>16490614
This is a kickass story.
What is the probability that the sum of two die is less than 10, given that the first
die is a 5?
>>16490434
If you cant figure out something that simple, just tell your teacher you dont understand.
>>16490434
1/6?
Or like
16ish %
1/3
Can someone explain to me why people get soo angry, afraid or hostile towards someone if they are I guess what you would call a pedophile? I mean one that is non offending.
Every pedophile started out non-offending. They were dangerous even before the first time they took a victim personally (as evidenced by their eventual doing so). No one wants to be around when you take yours.
>>16490302
the sole fact that you lust after children, who should not be perceived as objects of desire, tha fact that you may end up molesting some kid and scare them for life.
For me the most disgusting is the fact that someone can fap to a picture of my 4yo niece in swimsuit. I would literally kill just for that, nevermind full blown molesting.
>>16490302
the same reason people are afraid and hostile towards sick dogs. They may not have bitten yet, they may be kind of nice even, but they're sick and eventually they snap. And you definitely don't want them biting your own dog and making your dog sick, so it's best to keep them away
kids need to be protected over adults because they are the future. The only way I'd ever humor a pedophile is if they self-castrated, medically or otherwise
I'm dating an aspie girl. Or used to. Lately I don't know where we stand.
We first met two months ago as classmates, and I asked her out shortly after. She has a lot more classes than I do and needs a lot more time for them due to her condition, but initially she managed and seemed almost obsessed with me instead. I genuinely promised to help her out where I could. I seemed like the person closest to her, and that was fine.
Then she met this guy, a classmate who shares all her classes. He's taken an altruistic interest in her (his words, not mine) and hangs around her all day, every day as some kind of guidance counselor.
He buys her lunch every day (and offers me the same); he runs errands for her; he walks her home daily; he corrects and tests her on all her homework; he acts like her moral compass; he even insists that she invites him over for all kinds of helping reasons. Hell, I think he even dropped a class entirely so she wouldn't have to spend a free hour alone.
She's cool with all this. "If he wants to do it so badly, I'm not stopping him" she told me at first.
Outside of dates I never see her alone anymore. She and her attention are always with this guy and his lectures.
Lately work's been getting to her. She's been shooting down my plans for weeks because she's too busy. To me she's become distant, cold and sometimes even downright ignoring. Apparently she's unchanged towards the guy, but that's probably because he's directly helping her through everything.
I know that this is normal Aspergers stuff. Be logical, focus on 1 thing, have 1 person you're close with. And I'm no longer that person. He is.
I want to know how she feels about us. If it's just being busy or she's no longer interested, like you'd usually assume here.
I want to ask it alone in person, but also play it cool with minimal drama. But she won't meet up and he's always around. How am I supposed to do this? I don't want to drop it and move on, so how do I get out of this limbo?
Did you have sex or not?
You can't just tell the guy, straight up, that you'd like some private time with your girlfriend? It doesn't even have to be awkward or confrontational, if he's just her friend then he'd understand. That's a pretty normal request
>>16490059
>taken an altruistic interest in her
What a condescending prick, though. I think you should just tell this guy to fuck off. He's not a doctor, and she's not a charity case. She has Aspergers, she's not a blind old lady trying to cross the street. This guy isn't doing her any good by taking control of her life, treating her like some kind of special-needs "project" to make him feel better about himself.
The obvious explanation is that he wants to fuck her. And if that's the case, he's taking a real creepy, predatory approach about it. I honestly think you should just tell this guy to fuck off.
My ex in another country is accusing me of being a pedohile and rapist. She's 10 years younger than me (but over 18) and I broke up with her. We have only met up a few times because of the long distance. Now she's send my family and friends pictures of us together and calling me a child molester, rapist, pedophile, etc.
What can I do? Please help. She's obsessive.
you could try not fucking any more children.
tell them to fuck off
>>16489994
>over 18yo
She can go fuck herself
Hello /adv/. I live in 'murica, and work down the street from one of the very few clinics in my state that provide abortions. Every single day there are protests outside the clinic. Not only do I disagree with their view point, but they stuff up traffic, harass people walking by, and just generally make asses of themselves.
So I ask you, oh kings of trolls, what are some things I can do to troll these protesters? It'd be awesome if I could get them to just go away, but I'm realistic with my goals and understand that won't happen. I'm just hoping to make them as miserable as they're making everyone else.
Be the bigger man and do nothing. Regardless of anything you do they will still picket, if nothing else you'll justify them further.
also
>not ur personal army
Buy some intestines from a butcher and throw it at them claiming its a ded bby
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=quR4WR9i1FQ
How can i lost my virginity while having literally 0 friends working in fucking factory job along with middle aged people? I rather commit suicide than live like than...
t. 23lvl
Go to Chinatown, find a brothel. Bring 150 bucks, tell them you only have 130$ to spend. Fuck an Asian girl.
You're putting way too much value on losing your virginity mate...
>>16489775
Sex is super important until you have it. Then you realize that all the hype was for nothing, and you were the exact same person going in as you are coming out. Same problems, same insecurities. And that's when you realize that friends, money, and sex are meaningless alone. What you really want is the calm, confident, self assuredness that you relate with sex, and that is something else entirely that you have to work towards. Improve yourself, the rest will come.
So ive decided im gonna ask this girl in one of my lectures out. I was just wondering how i should do it. Weve talked a bit before but we wouldnt be cgood friends yet. Ill only get to talk to her for a few minutes after the class cause she has another right after it, so i was wondering if i should say "hey you wanna get a coffee sometime?" or be more direct and say "hey i like you/talking with you do you wanna get a coffee sometime?". I was thinking of asking her an open ended quetion and then when she answers say "oh, do you have class now? Maybe we could meet up and talk over a coffee sometime?" Would this be a good tactic or not?
Go with the direct one. Stating intentions right away is better in the long run.
Just be ready in case she's not interested.
>Ask a girl you hardly know out during lectures
Has this ever worked?
Succes stories, anyone?
>>16489625
Actually weve spoke for a good bit sometimes. Ive made her laugh a few times its just were not exactly best friends yet
/adv/ please help me
Girl I'm dating is 5-6/10, normal intelligence, not very educated, but she loves me to death, she's innocent like a child and extremely gullible,
She's also poor, her parents can't support her and her sister from another state and she lives a dump, she recently confessed this to me in extremely shameful way, but she didn't ask for anything she simply said that she's on on "par" with me. her parents are average blue collar workers while I come from Upper class background.
Should I keep dating this girl?
Does she put out?
>>16489611
this
also witnessed
If she's on par with you, I don't see what the problem is. If you can do better, then so can she.
My butt is the same shape & size as the "cottage cheese" butt in the pic I've posted. Is that considered as attractive or not to guys? Is it too small for guys?
>>16489399
It's a sign you need to lose weight
>>16489399
This diagram is retarded as hell. And no, most dudes really won't give a shit if you have cellulite unless it's REALLY fucking bad
>>16489409
I don't have cellulite. I am just referring to the general shape and size of the butt
The time has come yet again, and so have I with another thread full of solutions and wisdom.
Come and ask, and an advice shall follow no matter what your problem is, whether it be relationships, an illness, existentialism or anything else.
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Everyone else is free to give their advice as well.
HACHI ROKU?
AM I FKED?
IT'S A BURNING DESIRE
Wasted 5 years of my life and money in College. I went and never met anyone worthwhile and ended up dropping out in the long run after changing majors 3 times. I'm now in severe debt with a Systems Engineering job that pays me 14$ an hour and knows that I need the money so a raise has been deemed impossible without a degree. On top of all of this I have no familial support and can't possibly get more student debt for a school that I can't even afford the time to go back to now.
>>16489379
Why did you even go to school if you are going to go in debt
Sm,h family
I recently relocated to a rural area as a vet. I met this really cool guy with a charismatic, cheerful personality. He's a high school drop-out who's stuck with a dead-end job on a farm and I know my parents will dislike that. Should I ask him out?
He sounds too good for you, desu
>Rural Area
>Farm
I'm assuming they'd be upset due to his lack of "upward mobility"? Tough cookies for them. They aren't going out with him. Besides, you're in a rural area. Farming is sort of a primary way of life in the country.
>>16489294
The collie on your pic looks like my late dog, Mat. He was a good dog, always happy and loyal, loved playing fetch, was very patient with children. He died of an old age, and I miss him since. I hope he's in a dog heaven with his brothers and sisters now.
Me 21 year old female, 7 months pregnant>
Boyfriend 20 years old>
We live with his parents>
We are a super happy couple and love each other very deeply>
Boyfriend is a DJ and works at a department store>
Has only ever drank alcohol once before last night> his father and grandfather are alcoholics>
Last night he DJ-ed at a gig where the owner of the bar offered him drinks. He drank 6 jack and coke>
Luckily his father was there and called me to pick him up.
I didn't talk to him all the way home even though he kept asking me to. When we got home I told him I didn't recognize him and cried. He apologized and I told him to go to sleep and we would talk about it in the morning.
How do I should I handle this so that he never does it again? I don't want him to end up like his dad. I'm really worried :/
>>16489043
You don't be a bitch and talk to him. Alcoholism isn't genetics. Putting a stigma on it just makes it worst.
Grow up and deal with it like an adult
>>16489043
>owner of the car offers 20 year old 6 drinks
this is such b8, that bar could easily lose its liquor license for doing such
>>16489043
He won't end up like him. No one knows how much they can take for the first time. Now he knows.
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>Is it normal for me to go to a club/bar by myself?
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>I'm shy and afraid of people/rejection. What do I do?
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>Where do I meet girls/guys?
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>This person did something that hurt my feelings. Why do guys/girls do this?
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>Would you date a virgin?
As long as they aren't insecure about it. Complexes are a total turn-off.
>Someone has made it abundantly clear they're no longer interested in me. Do I still have a chance?
No
>Where do I go on a first (or subsequent) date?
Pick one or more of the following: coffee, lunch, dinner, drinks, ice cream, movies, zoo, aquarium, museum, art gallery, <activity in your city>
>That one guy who keeps asking about cuddling in platonic friendships
No one wants to cuddle you. Stop asking
>Brandon or Female Brandon
Piss off.
>Frog
Also piss off.
I'm recyxling my own question from the other thread. I'd like to get some more advice.
I'm dating a girl with a body dismorphic disorder. She will probably be my new girlfriend. She's not bulimic or anorexic, but she doesn't eat much, sometimes she skips meals and she hates her body. As a caring boyfriend, what can I do to help her? She's alredy seeing a psychologist, but she refuses to see a specialist. She told me she was forced to see one when she was younger, but that was useless.
>>16488429
It's a mental thing, there's not much you can do about it. Telling her she's pretty just the way she is isn't going to do anything.
MEN
Is eating pussy gross?
If yes, why?
I always thought it was, so when bf tried to do that few days ago I made up some retarded excuse and it was really akward.
gf can't come when we fuck. she says she does come when masterbating. should i throw away all her toys?
How often does she masturbate?
Why does she masturbate?
>>16488159
once every other day, or after we fuck and she didn't get off
>>16488144
>gf can't come when we fuck. she says she does come when masterbating. should i throw away all her toys?
You should try eating her out. Read the .pdf She Comes First.
She probably needs clitoral stimulation to cum. Just try harder, and try different things.
No, they're not yours to dispose of and are probably not the cause of her not cumming. It's more likely that you're not putting in the work to get her there.
