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I think we both know what the solution is anon. You won't be getting anywhere and you prospects look very bleek. As time passes you will continue to hold on to hope but slowly learn that your goals are not obtainable.

Might as well do the deed now and save yourself a life of misery and failure.

>>16422012
>telling people on the internet to kill themselves
not sure if you're projecting or just really that pathetic

i'm not even that autistic

Go buy a plane ticket to somewhere youve always wanted to go to. Pack one bag. Only google the nearest hostile to stay at. (you should probably start easy and pick a country you know the language or that is generally bilingual english as one of them). Its going to force you out of your shell.

You probably wont do this. But if you spend like a month in another country youll be forced to go out. If it doesnt fix your social issues atleast you can have seen some of the world.

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self bumping a few times, enjoy random ass pictures, courtesy of gooble.

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Thinking of maybe taking a bus trip somewhere half away across the country to get me started.

You're fine child.
Just condition after every shampooing and you'll live.

>>16494328
Looks like you are developing a mature hairline. If you are self conscious, grow it out a bit to hide the temple recession.

Keep it short.
As you get older, cut it shorter until you either shave it or don't use a guard on the clippers.

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>>16494059

I miss Bob Ross too.

>>16494078
I miss my first love

>>16493858
read this as
>been dating this little girl for over a month and I really like her.
Whew.

I wont tell you what to do, but I'll let you have some insight.
You tell at the airport
>pro- she says yes right on the spot
>con- "i'll have to think about it."
And then for an entire break she'll be asking her female family members about it.

You tell her after she's back
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How have you been dating if you haven't asked her out

>>16493928
I think he meant exclusive.
Which to be honest, if she already thinks they are exclusive, it might be awkward.

>>16493609
>can't fap because reasons
What are the reasons?

Pay an escort for sex.
That way you don't end up being a massive prancing homo lala faggot.

>>16493617
Reasons man, reasons.
>>16493624
I don't have a lot of money for a good escort. Should I waith for the first days of december for this.

what specifically don't you find appealing about it. Personally I find the thought of feet far more revolting

>>16493571

I can understand feet, it's just a body part. I can't understand deriving enjoyment of smooshing a vagina on your face. It's just disgusting.

Have you told him you don't want to yet?

>>16493452
So - long term relationships, marriages in particular, are actually pretty fucking hard. Sure, opposites attract. Every point of difference between you and your significant other will be a point of stress. It is not insurmountable, but it will be there. Different economic backgrounds? That will cause problems. Different religion? Huge fucking problems. Different cultures? This can lead to so many different problems you don't even fucking have a clue. You like an Asian girl? Hope you like here Ama living with you (could be her mother, grandmother, all of the above - either way, you will have an Asian crone up in your everyday business).

Anyway - you want to know how to get an Asian girl? Be white. Move to Asia. That is all that is required. You have your stupid-ass yellow fever blinders on and will hook up with some Asian girl that every other expat around you will think looks like dog meat.

You won't believe me. A decade from now you will remember this and just think to yourself "fuck."

>>16493452

My wife is native-born Chinese.

I cringed a little at the phrase, "best nationality." There isn't one. The differences between individual people are much larger than the differences between various nations. There are plenty of girls of any nationality or heritage, native-born, first generation, second generation, etc., which would be perfect for you or terrible for you. The way to find one good for you is not to cross off countries or backgrounds, but to meet as many individuals as you can.

I...
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>>16493452
>And I know it sounds beta and weebish, but I honestly just find asian women most attractive and I've been really enjoying learning basic Mandarin and Japanese. It's very interesting. I figure if I am going to one day find a long term partner, finding one from a completely different culture and background would allow me to learn a lot more than someone who is just like me.
Are you wanting to meet someone from another culture because you have a fetish for them, because you...
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>>16493425
Apply for citizenship in the nation of your choice?

>>16493425
You can take citizenship in my underwear if you like, hot Russian guy.

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just go like this

OD on painkillers and get a liver disease.

>>16493423
I don't want to die or get locked up in a nuthouse for attempting suicide.

>>16493467
Do it faggot.

>fuck my housemate
>housemate

This can only end badly.

>>16493305
I don't give a fuck. Either something good comes of it or it doesn't. I don't give a flying fuck about consequences when I consider the potential positives to having a relationship with this girl.

>>16493305
so what, live a little.
worst case you get a new place after a bit of drama.

>>16493142

The fuck does it matter? I'm more worried that she felt the need to state her "agenderness", as if it's some type of special snowflake badge.

It might mean she has a vagina, but testicles instead of ovaries. It happned to a female olympian who trained all her life, but was rejected after testing cause she "wasnt full female". Wont give you her name cause i learned it from sociology and forgot it. Google it yourself if you want to know more.

She might also be retarded.

>>16493155
Agender refers to a mental state of not fully identifying with either gender, not a body disorder.

I'm not talking about not going to her in general. But at like one time per week or something I just want to stay at home without needing a specific reason

How long have you been dating? Have you told her before that it's hard for you to take the train that much?

I haven't told her. I just used reasons (like doing sports) to stay at home. But I don't want to lie when the reason cancels.
One and a half year.

>>16493080
"I know this is a hard time for you right now, but I'm right here with you and I'm not going anywhere."

If you knew the grandma at all, add: "She was a wonderful lady."

>>16493080
>The usual shit you say to people doesn't seem appropriate when it's someone I deeply care about.

this is exactly how i feel, but let me tell you something

it's bullshit

you know what she wants to hear? the same generic bullshit you know you're supposed to say. you can lead with "i know this sounds cliche, but..." and then unload like a hallmark gift card.

trust me op.

>>16493085
>>16493086
I'll be sure to give it a shot, but I have no idea how to follow it up if it doesn't work out.

Your new priority in life just became learning how to drive, and then buying a car.

Who gives a fuck if you don't NEED to drive, KNOWING how to is what counts. Besides, most normal chicks (/adv/ girls do not count whatsoever) find it a turn off if you have no car or licence.

No, the car thing isn't a problem at all since you live in a city and the mother thing could be a dealbreaker to some girls but the rest more than makes up for it. Personally I don't think there's anything wrong with living with your parents as long as you're saving up money but this doesn't really apply to your case since she's living with you so whatever.

>>16493037
>Your new priority in life just became learning how to drive
I agree with this somewhat
>and then buying a car.
but am on the fence about this, see below.

A lot of people in big cities don't own a car and nobody cares. That being said, as a business owner it might be a good idea to have a vehicle in case you need to take trips out of town or out of state, and I'm sure you can find a way to write off travel expenses to help defray...
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