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I've been dating this girl for about a month and maybe two weeks. now for some reason all of my friends are concerned I'm taking too long to ask her to be my gf officially. (I literally just got off a phone call with a friend and both him and his gf were questioning me about this)
I'm planning on asking her on december 13, I already have something sort of planned. is this too far away? people keep asking me if she's my gf everyday and that I shouldn't take too long. it's starting to worry me. I don't know why people make a big deal out...
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Bumping for OP because I'm curious about this too. Didn't think this was something to ever worry about
>>16496937
how long have you been going out?
Is his girlfriend a friend of your girlfriend by any chance?
In 101 hours and 55 minutes I'll drop acid with the intention of completing my book. I know that I either wreck the keyboard or I'll write other stuff than I think in the book. I need some good voice-recognition-writing software.
Plus:
I'll take 2 drops of pure acid solved in sugar powder. How much µg are that? I read something about that inserting 2400µg is useless and just a waste of the material, cuz' the body has a natural stopping point. So are my 2 drops 2000µg? Is there a formula for that?
>>16496914
>I'm writing a book, you guys. A book. I'm pretty fucking deep.
What kind of a book is it?
>The kind where I'm going to write the ending while on acid.
Yeah, that sounds like a trainwreck of an idea, and you sound like hilarious failure of a human being.
>>16496914
From my experience, there isn't necessarily a limit to the amount your body can uptake. From hearing stories of a friend who ended up in the hospital after having a vial on him during a car crash and having a semi coma from the amount, seeing people at festivals that are tripping beyond belief with a large amount, and my own experience of feeling an increase with every dosage increase even in the 2000+ ug range. Ive taken 2 drops, i'd say for me it was an intense trip but good. Taking acid inside is never...
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F U C K Y E A H A N O N
I have sex with this chick pretty regularly only because it is slightly better than masturbating, she makes it easy and there is no pretense. She has none of the features that I am normally attracted to and her personality isn't much to speak of.
The issue is that lately she is wanting to change the nature of our relationship from what we agreed to. I'm not saying that it was implied that we were just fuck buddies, we explicitly stated that we were just going to have sex when either one of us needs to. The last time we had sex she started talking about how we...
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Same shit happened to me. Time to stop having sex with her. If you keep going, she will get worse.
>>16496824
> attempt to publicly embarrass me.
She will. That's just the price you have to pay for a fwb. Deal with it.
If you're lucky, she won't spread the rumor that you beat women or trash your car. That's the best you can hope for.
>>16496837
Lame
>>16496829
What is your story?
Am I racist if I'm a white guy who won't date other white girls who've been with black men but I don't mind Latina and Asian girls who have dated black men previously?
>>16496781
yes. and stupid.
it's a weird combination of phobias prejudice and sexual kink but who cares? proably the girl you split up with over here past will , so blame it on her teeth or summit
>>16496801
Accurate.
When you have a friend that you're 90% shirt you can hit up for a booty call, how do you word the text? You can't just go "hey wanna fuck" right?
Ask to Netflix and chill
She'll know what you mean
>>16496712
Ey gurl, you want some fuk tonite?
this is literally what netflix and chill was invented for
Ask a white guy who's about to date a black chick anything
>>16496574
Where will you hang your Most Progressive Guy Ever award?
>>16496574
>black
>Clearly at max 50% black
Calling that chick black is like calling a half empty cup "empty", or saying a door that's half way shut is "closed".
I'm a mulatto myself. Father was black, mother was white, and I'm way darker than that chick. That chick is not black.
>>16496574
I'd fuck her. Good on you.
Hi guys,
I was with one polish girl like fuck buddys 2 years and a half ago, i had unprotected sex with her and now i am worried as fuck that i could get any disease... like HIV... she was 17 years old and me 18, she fucked 12 guys... so now i am worried and nervous about if i could take any disease from her. I am 21 years old, it was 2 years and a half ago, i am very very worried.
Thank you very much.
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>>16496559
What in the fuck are you saying? Your worried now after two years lol
Get tested, then you will have answer.
>>16496567
I am so fucking scary about the test... sounds ridiculous, but is the truth... i think in this 2 years after i didnt have anything i shouldnt be worry, but damn.... its always in my mind
>>16496573
Has your dick been burning for 2 years?
I need help consulting a problem. Today when I turned my laptop on, the screen on boot up changed into solid colours from something like this, green blue red. Then it repeated some colours again then shutted down. What does this mean?
>>16496397
You have virtual aids
>>16496469
help would be appriciated...
>>16496482
do visit dubious sites and always use protection
I'm a Law student in the UK. I know that everyone wants to secure a job after graduation, but I'm pretty much the opposite.
My dream is to be a backpacker and to see the world. Working as an ESL teacher really appeals to me. I know that if I managed to secure a job after graduation, I will be too scared to give it up/the sacrifice of giving up a law job is too big. Nobody will give up a law job and doing so will only make me look like an idiot.
>>16496380
yes
The same idea has come to my mind, don't know if I should do it after I graduate too.
>>16496473
Are you a Law student?
My parents would think of me as nuts and unrealistic if I quit a law job to become a backpacker.
So I've been seeing this girl for 5 months now, she told me a week ago that she found me atractive, i know she wants me to be her boyfriend but im not sure of that yet. We talk, and we talk alot, but i feel like its always the same conversation every day, Suddenly all these hot girls started texting me and asking me out (they're not related). What would you do?
-Demian222
go out with the hot girls, or eat out her ass
>>16496364
Lol thanks senpai, you are a wise man.
>Demian222
You should leave.
With each passing day, the world seems closer and closer to another world war.
What will your plans be if the reinstitute that draft? Will you run to the hills? Shall we make a mark to put in our helmets so we can recognize each other on the battlefield.
Tinfoil can't melt stupidity beams
>>16496352
this
Honestly, its either I'll get drafted or stand out in the streets when the nukes detonate. Fuck living in ruins
Im 25, but theres this drop dead gorgeous 15-16 year old that I pass by every morning on my way to work. She is stunning... Tall legs, blonde hair, big blue eyes, skinny... Shes amazing.
I really really want to talk to her. Is there any possible way i could talk to her and possibly get close with her without it being really creepy, wrong, and immoral? I know its illegal but fuck that.
Anyways, advice on how i can get this 15 year old to be my girlfriend?
Do high school girls like/date older guys? How common is this?
>>16496221
Nice bait.
>>16496228
Not bait although i obviously know this shit doesnt really go down, but i cant get my mind off her...
Hi /adv/. 3 days ago I had sex with my gf and the condom got stuck inside her, we had to go to the hospital to get it out. She's a very sensitive person and now she feels very scared. I told her why it happened and what we can do to avoid it but she won't listen. She's saying stuff like "I'll never be able to have sex again" and "find another woman who can satisfy you better than me". She also doesn't want to take the pill or other contraceptive methods. What can I do to make her feel safe again? I love her, I don't want another woman.
>>16496141
She sounds like a crazy, OP. She's right, find someone else.
The fuck is wrong with her?
It's would like me breaking up with my gf after she had an orgasm that caused her to shit on me at the same time. Stuff like that happens. You're supposed to laugh it off together and regroup for more sexy practice.
>>16496178
Unh uh.You are applying logic to a girl.
Rethink that.Women are absolutely ruled by fear,we arent so we dont get that but if you understan-d that shit,that she is a scared rabbit,her reaction makes sense.
Safety for the cwazy wabbit.All it is.
Tell her its all good,wank for a week and start to gradually reintroduce the idea.
Dont let her use it as a smokescreen to cut sex off cuz theyll use that shit to fuck with you and try to turn your care into a relationship control tool.
Silly bitches.She starts...
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I woke up and suddenly I have this deep indentation, like a channel on my hairline.
What the fuck is this and will it please go away?
ve one of these around the area where my head got cracked open in a fight when i was like 14. im blading but mine is nowhere near as bad as that...
i would also like to know where or what its from...
>>16496028
I just woke up with this dude. I didn't hit my head or anything. Please someone tell me this isn't permanent. I'm flipping the fuck put.
Swelling due to infection.. see a doc.
Its bad on the outside of the skull but a lot worse if it gets inside!
I'm 22, no sex drive, no libido, erection problems, got used to Viagra (with it i can go as long as i want), test levels at 465 ng/dl, urologist said that i'm a healthy man.
Wat do, /adv/? Don't want to be impot at this age. What are the most effective natural or herbal supplements? Maybe these:
>L-Citrulline
>Zinc
>Vitamin D
>>16496009
Don't masturbate
>>16496010
I don't masturbate and don't watch porn.
>>16496009
>got used to Viagra
You abused a drug that influences your ability to maintain erections? You dumb fuck.
Sorry. You are impot. Good news though. If you learn to suck good dick, you could still develop a healthy gay relationship.
