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I know this board moves kind of slowly and I'm nonchalantly asking for major life advice, but I could really use some help right now, so... bumping.

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Last bump. Please anyone, have mercy on me.

both are absolute shit, you won't be happy in either job. guaranteed.

When all else fails get money.
When you have money, everyhting else comes together.

>>16501427
I'm not one of those people who can ask their fathers for a small loan of a million dollars. I'm not doing bad for where I am in life and where I started but if we're talking lambo money that's a few decades off. And I don't know that I can wait a few decades for life to be enjoyable.

>>16501440
>I don't know that I can wait a few decades for life to be enjoyable.
You'll have to.
Welcome to male life.

You're either born rich or spend 20 years getting money and then fuck girls 20 years younger than you.

It's all about money.

If you have questions about what path to take, take the one that leads to riches.

Eh, you aren't alone. Lots of people are constantly plagued by shitty thoughts and feelings. Your therapist is right though, actions are more important. It probably wouldn't hurt to find a partner you can share your thoughts and feelings with in a rational way. Jealously isn't as bad when you're honest and straight forward about it instead of hiding it away and hurting others in order to make them afraid to have independence.

>>16501378
>For example, I get extremely jealous when my girlfriend talks to other guys and shows any sort of fondness of them

insecure

>I'm get jealous of friends who I feel are better than me and feel angry about it

insecure

>I'm sometimes controlling without realizing I'm being controlling

normal

>I'm judgmental of other people and cyncial of everything.

assholeish

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>>16501392
I share with her I'd say about 50% of the time, or whenever I've managed to work through my feelings on something. She's always been fantastic and supportive and thinks I beat myself up way to much over everything and that I've always been fantastic to her.

I just don't bring it up all the time because I'm afraid of bogging our relationship down with constantly telling her how fucked up I feel about certain things, or how insecure things make me, I'm also afraid she will...
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do a backflip

>Step 1
Don't kill car
>Step 2
Don't kill self

Problem solved, you're welcome.

>>16501320
You don't "have to" kill yourself, it's your choice. And death is painful.

>>16501303
You gotta get a shitty job first brah, like at a grocery store or some shit.

Just got a job at Panera. Never worked a day in my life

Volunteer work or do a course you stupid fuck. Is it really that hard?

I remember only a few things from my childhood up to 7, i started to wonder when i heard other people my age (21) always remembering so much more than me. I think the reason is simply that we moved at 7 and have never been back, so i were never reminded of anything except what i could remind myself of in my head. So if you moved alot, thats my theory. It seems more severe though

>>16501253
yeah, i moved a lot, different house every few months for a long time. but even my best memories are still hazy no matter the location or duration. i was with one family for over a year and don't even really remember that. but i guess that's a definite possibility.

>>16501269
What about situations it should be hard to forget? Emotional impacts and such ?

Tell him now. If he's weak willed then he will immediately confront her at which point she will break out the crocodile tears and make a hundred excuses. In person he might forgive her and give her another chance. Let him sit in prison and think about it for awhile and his anger will build up to the point that even seeing her cry and make shit up won't move him to forgive her. Also you guys are shit tier friends for continuing to hang out with her. Would not want to ever count you among my friends.

Let him know so if she visits she has enough time to break up with him and not die.

>>16501155
When does he get out?

>>16501136

>hes always nice to me
>buys me gifts
>takes me on dates
>for some reason doesn't tell him no straight up
>wallows in gifts and money until you have a new interest
>then tell him no

You're a bitch who enjoys getting attention and presents along with money. Like most women.

>>16501136
>Was this a reasonable thing to do?

yes

>he seemed very distraught and i feel really bad about it.

he'll get over it quickly enough.

>>16501154

Becasue buying a present means she has to ride the D.

>>16501102
Oh so you dont need advice. This thread would be more suited to /r9k/

>>16501103
how so?

>>16501102
or you could get a job, save some money and stop being a dumb ass

>>16500908
Get the fuck over yourself.
Shit, I'm smaller than you are and nobody besides 4chan gave two fucks about it.

>>16500908
When I lived in Texas, I saw a lot of tall guys. Every guy I dated there was well over 6 feet. When I moved to the west coast, tall guys are extremely rare. The only tall people I see on campus are the guys on the basketball team. Everyone else is somewhere between 5'8 to 6 feet tall. Does this mean people on the west coast are all forever alones? Absolutely not. None of my male friends have trouble getting women. So... like >>16500923
said, get over yourself....
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>>16500908
You're taller than Tom Cruise.

>>16500880
Buy her an island & name it after her childhood pet dog that died.

>>16500890
Ok we're talking realistic here, not many islands are for sale.

>>16500892
Buy her a house.

>>16500846
Why don't you ask them to hook you up?

>>16500875
I am very ugly. It wont happen.
Even then I don't want to have sex outside of committed relationships.

Stab one of them

What do you have to lose?

>>16500793
Get drunk, act a fool, everyone will laugh, good times shall be had.

Or, that guy knows that you're some weirdo and has just invited you to the party so that Stacy can get you all worked up only to pull the rug out from under you at the last second and leave you sitting there holding your limp dick in your hands while everyone at the party laughs at you.

>>16500793

go there looking your best, expecting nothing

chads and staceys have better things to do than plot for days and use each other as bait just to laugh at a socially inept guy

>>16500793
Or, instead of being a pessimistic douche with a self fulfilling prophecy of failure, you go meet this girl and charm the pants off her.

>>16500782
Maybe he's on vacation and forgot to tell you. Probably not though.
You should set a limit of time after which you will ask somebody else where he is because you haven't heard of him for a long time. If she wants to ditch you then he should say so and not just disappear.

>>16500790
>>16500790
No he's definitely not on a vacation or anything. I don't believe he just ditched me but I guess anything could be possible. and i'm not sure what's a good amount of time until I ask someone else for info, that's pretty much what i'm asking advice for

How old is he, maybe he got grounded. Could be that he is just too immature. That's where my money is. Be ready to ditch this dude if there was not some good reason for going off the grid like getting busted or hit by a car or something that would validly keep him from even giving you a heads-up.

While taking drugs might seem fun, they feel so good you have no desire to do anything else or improve, and when you grow old you realize you have no skills or talent.

>>16500759

stay off drugs, kids, or this is the kind of posts you'll be making in the wrong threads all the time

>>16500787
Seems like you dechiphered the binarys of OP's cryptic message, care to share it with the normal people you nerdy you?