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Fuck me in the ass.
I spent an arm and a leg on a hair salon. One, the woman didn't even ask me what colour I wanted to dye my hair and just went with one that complimented hair bleach, but whatever, I'll buy dye later I guess!, and two, which I CANNOT fix, I asked her for bangs kinda like in pic related, but instead...
She gave me a horrendous, choppy bowlcut.
And being the pussy I am, with the scolding look she gave me, I couldn't even say a word.
Ahhhh. Life is great, innit.
How do I deal with this? The fact that I wear huge...
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It looks really good, you mong. Post a picture of you making a normal face so we can more accurately judge
>>16493824
Holy shit, I'm not pic related. If I was I wouldn't be complaining. Man, I wish.
I don't wanna post my face on 4chins, but...
I cut my own hair. Maybe try it. If not, go to another salon for a fox up.
>"There's someone for everyone!"
>"You're still young, you'll meet someone someday."
>"You really should find someone, trust me, if you don't you'll regret it."
>"Don't you want kids, anon? You'd make a great dad."
Fuck man, is there a polite way of telling people to stop saying depressing shit like this to me?
What few friends and family I have don't quite...
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I know that feel.
You could just tell them to stop saying that because it bums you the fuck out. Straight-up.
well with that attitude of course you won't. do you even want to "find someone"? or are you happy by yourself? because that's valid, even though people nowadays don't seem to agree
>>16493525
Believe me, I've tried that before, but just get answers like 'don't be so negative, of course you will' and such. A lot of the time they'll start the sentence with'I know you don't like talking about it, but-' and then proceed to tell me how bad they feel about me not having anyone and how I deserve to be happy etc.
>>16493533
Just saying it how it is man, I know what I am. Some people are just too broken to fix.
Sometimes...
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Before you post a question, check here to see if it's already been answered
Keep your questions short and sweet for more answers.
And please no derailing arguments.
Avoid asking these common questions:
>Is it normal for me to go to a club/bar by myself?
Yes. Stop overthinking this.
>Do girls/guys like <insert specific look>?
Some do, some don't.
>I'm shy and afraid of people/rejection. What do I do?
Think positive, and get...
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guys: would you date a girl your mom doesn't like?
>>16493552
Yeah, but if it started getting really serious and my mom/family still doesn't accept her then I'm not sure how that would turn out in the end. For the record my family has never had a problem with anyone I've dated and they respect me enough not to meddle in my relationships.
Where can I find crazy qts who were abused heavily by their own parents as children?
And before anyone judges (like some mean girl on soc) I just want someone who understands, someone who relates and can tolerate my depression and possible PTSD. And I'd do the same for her. Also I live in rural England, which lowers my dating pool much more.
I don't care how much of a sad love it is....
(Crawling in my skin etc, etc...)
So I've recently been talking to a girl and even gone on a date with her and it's become apparent that she likes me and will probably be interested in dating at some point. The only thing is, I'm not sure how she feels about sex, which is a very important part of relationships to me for a multitude of reasons. She seems somewhat meek. I don't think she even curses. I know she had a long term relationship in the past but I don't know anything about it. I can't imagine she's a virgin but like I said, I'm not sure how she feels about sex.
She...
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What's the problem? She might be a virgin, she might be shy, she might just be a good girl that doesn't act all sexual after a few dates. If you like her, go on and you will see when the time is right. She doesn't have to be all horny already. You can however awaken that side of her later on.
Why does it matter if she curses or not? Cursing women are not cute.
Just go on more dates with her and you'll find out sooner or later. The (shy) girl I've been dating opened up about these things after a month.
If you want to rush it and can't wait a few months before sex, you'd probably just have to talk with her about it.
>>16493364
I guess that makes sense. I'm not saying she needs to be ready to fuck right from the get go, I'm just used to girls being more open about it, I suppose. But you're right, I should get to know her better.
What about the cursing thing? I'm very liberal with my words but I don't want to offend her... Should I just ease into that part of my personality?
And I'm not saying I curse just to curse, most of the time it's in a joking context.
I'm about to fail out of college in the USA (international student) and once I do, my parents are going to pull me back to the third world country I'm originally from. I would blame my failure on depression and anxiety but the truth is I have no motivation and I procrastinate and it's completely my fault. I have no career prospects in that country but I'll probably have to go to college anyway at my parents' behest, and abandon my original career goals. I'll also be completely isolated and friendless due to my anxiety and be living with my parents, so I won't even be able to lead a very independent life.
At this point I'm honestly considering suicide, and were it not for the fact that I don't have access to any suitable methods I would have attempted it already. I'd rather not spend some of the most formative four-to-five years (I'm 20) of my life isolated in a culturally stagnant country, but it seems like I have no other choice. Not really sure what I'm posting for, but any advice would be appreciated.
please, don't commit suicide because you're failing school.
contact a hotline, your college's counselor, anyone who can help you.
why are you failing anyways?
First of all, your most formative years are the first few years of childhood, not when you're 20.
Second of all, you kind of had this coming if you weren't putting in the effort now. If anything, this should be a wakeup call. If you can get professional help in your home country for your 'depression and anxiety' (I question whether those were actually diagnosed or if they're a self-diagnosis).
>>16493575
They're diagnosed and I have been medicated for them but I'm currently not on medication or in treatment
>>16493573
I took a calculus class again to replace my F last semester but I'm gonna fail it again because either I'm just really bad at math or I don't study hard enough. I'm getting barely a C in my other courses and it's going to pull my GPA maybe below a 2
I'm gay. Please fix me. Tips on becoming straight?
Why do you want to?
Try to fall in love with a person instead of with a body.
>>16493016
Find someone you like enough.
Chances are most people would be willing to be "gay" if they found someone perfect.
But why do you care anyway? Married with kids?
Hahahaha!! OP, you're so witty and original, this is the best bait ever, and not trite and cliched at all!
You should get your own website, OP! You should start a channel on Youtube, OP! Are you on Twitter, OP?
Gosh, you're so funny!
>fucking gf
>everything feels warm
>wtf.gov/index.php
>pull put
>condom is broken
I didn't cum in her, but does this happen a lot to people? How can I prevent a condom from breaking? Is there a good chance that she is still pregnant even though I didn't cum? Thank's /adv/ice.
To be clear, I'm assuming when everything felt warm when the condom broke and her vagina was warm
>>16492749
The chances of pregnancy are relatively small even in optimal conditions, so there is no need to panic yet.
That said, a broken condom should always be cause for prudency. Get a day-after pill just in case.
Does your gf use the pill, and if so, is the date optimal for pregnancy?
>>16492749
Chances are, you didn't put on the condom correctly, which caused it to break easily. That and/or you buy shitty confirms. Google for visuals and videos on putting it on correctly
Ok so I didn't have sex because the guys who were willing to have sex with me are unnatractive to me
So when I was 24 I got so sexually frustrated that I gave in and started fucking them
The thing is that I'm grossed out by them, being kissed and touched by them is disgusting, and I don't get any pleasure out of it
How do I learn to like what I can get? I don't want to be either sexless or disgusted
This is depressingly relevant to my interests
Ask yourself this, would you date yourself? I don't mean that as in would your perfect partner be yourself. I mean looking at yourself objectively and asking yourself what redeeming qualities you can give rather than what qualities you wish you could receive.
Are you all that perfect yourself? Most of us are not we have lots of areas in our life that we could spend more time on.
Maybe the answer is not to lower your standards but to heighten your self.
Let your focus fixate on other things for a while, and come back to love and partners at a later time. Start...
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I'm considering starting just that. Is it worth it, OP? I'm 21, male.
Get it off your chest.
Well, I'll start it off, that is, if someone hasn't beaten me to it.
Anyhow, this is more of a rant to myself, more than anything.
So, for the past year and 10 months, I have been single. I have had more flings in that time, than relationships in my life. I'm only 20.
Now, either the Red Pill and /r9k/ speak the truth, or all this time on the internet is finally getting to my head... females can't be lonely. Although I've had no one express interest in being in a relationship with me, I've had constant sexual attention. But, I'll...
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Of all the fucking things, it had to be cancer.
And of all the fucking times, it had to be just before the final year of my degree.
Dear Senpai~
I've drawn a picture for you, telling how my day was.
Hope you hate it.
[kill me pls]
How are you doing /adv/?
Badly. If I'm lucky I'll just die in my sleep.
Tfw no gf
I'm doing great, actually. Thanks for asking.
Life is good.
Where can I find virgin women that aren't under-aged?
Everywhere? What's wrong with non-virgins anyway? Do they make you insecure?
literally nowhere
>>16491162
How do I go on about figuring out whether or not they are virgins in the quickest amount of time possible?
This is a very weird situation.
2 years ago I was forced into letting my son have contact with his father (we are both older people in our mid 30s)
Since my son has been seeing his dad he is starting to dislike me a lot and showing me a lot of disrespect. His father is making him hate me I think over the fact that I kept him away from his son for 5 years. I keep telling him that two wrongs don't make a right and that he is fucking up our sons mind with this bullshit he is peddling but he does not care.
My son was fine before his father came back into our...
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Sorry I just reread that and am kind of drunk. I had 3 years of sobriety and broke today when my son told me he doesn't want to live with me anymore.
Unless you can show that he's being dangerous or neglectful, then there isn't much you can do. Two questions, then:
1) Why did you keep your son away from his father? Have you told your son why?
2) What is your son's father telling him? If you cannot keep him away, you may still be able to counter his words.
>>16490309
Sounds like his dad is doing him a favor with regards to women, desu senpai. The whole gentlemen shtick just leads to more Elliott Rodgers.
Have you tried crying? That worked on me sometimes when my parents were getting divorced.
What are some scenarios where a group of people know something about you but act like they flat out don't?
Basically I have this group of friends and I get the weirdest fucking vibes from some of them sometime. Like they all know something that I don't, something concerning me. Like for example it'll be me and two other guys, and sometimes it feels like the two guys are making an inside joke aimed at me, like while I'm right there.
I asked someone about it once, a kid who I thought was a bit more trustworthy than the others, I was like hey is...
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Honestly dude? It sounds like you are completely paranoid. Like, to the point that it might be the early warning signs of some kind of mental illness. People have a conversation or joke that doesn't involve you, and you assume it's ABOUT you. That's classic paranoia. I had feelings like that when I was younger and smoked a lot of pot, but when I'd sober up I'd realize that it was all just in my head.
The world doesn't revolve around you, never forget that. It's entirely possible that people do talk and joke behind your back sometimes,...
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>>16490080
You're insecure and paranoid. Nobody is laughing about you behind your back because nobody is sufficiently invested in you or your life to do so.
Actually, you sound sufficiently obsessed with this notion that you might actually have some kind of actual clinical paranoia. IDK, seek therapy.
>>16490128
No man I totally get that. In fact for the first few months I dismissed it as some sort of narcissism from assuming everything HAD to be about/directed towards me.
But I swear it's grounded. There's this one guy for instance, we were at my place and I bought a pizza and he's all, yo man can I get another slice? And I'm like uh it's cold but go for it. Then I walked to the other side of the yard and he's all, 'ey, dude!, yo can I get another slice' And I nodded my head...
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Alright you fat, virgin fucks. This is the official /adv/ man thread.
Consider this your call to action. Choose at least one part of you that you want to change and take action today to change it. Announce it in this thread, then take advice and give advice to others as we try to become better men. Update with your progress, provide pics, make goals, subdivide those goals into smaller goals and then conquer your tasks.
If you fall, get the fuck back up, do not quit, do not pussy out. Men get done what they say they will. Mistakes will happen, learn, update approach,...
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Gay thread? Gay thread.
>>16490014
I support this thread.
I'm not going to post anything (I like privacy), but we need more threads like this instead of the usual whiny bullshit -- making progress is infectious, and we should all strive to meet our potential.
Op here, my personal goal is to get down to my college weight of 180lbs from my current of 225lbs.
My approach is to work out everymorning before work and every two weeks I am going to change my diet in one positive way. This will be a slower approach, but everytime I try to give up everything at once it never works. So starting right now, no more sodas. In another two weeks, I will add one more step to the diet, which will be, no more deserts/sweets.
My mom is a pornstar and so is my girlfriend. In fact my mom introduced me to my girlfriend we are both same age, 21, and go to different colleges. I've been dating her for 4 months and it's been great we've even talked about moving in together and i think I might propose soon. All my friends are telling me "no don't do it". I don't see the harm in it. She may be having sex with these guys but there is no emotion involved and she respects my wishes by not doing nasty stuff like gang bangs and black guys. She's making more money then my...
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>>16488321
holy fuck
i hope its a troll
>>16488321
>My mom is a pornstar and so is my girlfriend
post proof
>>16488330
No thanks I want to respect our privacy
