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Mom has been fucking hastling me non stop lately
she was raped by my father supposedly, and i was the outcome.
today while studying for finals she kept nagging me about my gym set, she wanted me to take out the garage and into my room.
i told her i'm going to do it when i finish studying.
she kept nagging me.
i finished my homework and studies just 45 minutes ago.
it was 12:15 AM or so.
i go to sleep, but she starts fucking nagging again
so i decide fuck it, i start moving weights from garage to room. Almost...
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Go to the hospital
Kill your mom
Go to the hospital. Move out. Think twice about the family you keep in your life.
>>16484344
Pretty much this.
That aint no mother. I know you cant help your senpai and you gotta love them but in this case she will literally get you killed one day. Its your own dumbass fault for doing it though. Just tell your mum to stfu next time. She sounds like she honestly does not give a shit about you so why try to make her happy?
Dont actually kill her obviously, but that were my mum she would be dead to me after that. Id ignore her and just pretend she doesnt exist.
If it feels like my gf might be cheating on me, is that already a pretty bad sign? She takes forever to text back (hours at minimum, sometimes like a day), I haven't seen her in a few weeks, despite being within 15 min walking distance of her. She says she's always busy.
I'm not trying to sound hyper paranoid, but is there a chance I'm being keked? Posting on this board because from my understanding this is supposed to be serious advice or at least genuinely trying to help me.
She sounds uninterested. Might not be cheating, but that's bad. How long have you dated and how serious is it.
Take control of the relationship and dump her. She'll be shocked and puzzled, and might be intrigued. (She might even come back).
But at least you'll walk a way a man. She's no longer interested mate, there are 3+ billion other fishes in the sea, don't waste your time and value yourself less cause of this one.
>>16484276
We've been together for around 9 months and we spent most of the summer together no problem. I understand we're both in college and we need to do work but holy shit I'm not seeing her. She seems genuinely happy when around me most of the time though.
There was one time I saw her in the library but I'm not sure if she saw me. It was across the library (not that big of one, think college library that is meant to have that floor double as a large, spread out classroom (not lecture hall size,...
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What types of guys do you think girls are attaracted to more? Or would generally? Aggressively need to investigate this.
Chads, of course.
Every single time you make a decision: ask yourself, what would Chad do?
funny, good looking guys
I have to take a GED because I failed high school. Does anyone have experience with the tests? Any advice?
How did you fail high school? Why can't you go back or to another high school?
>>16484109
Hi OP I failed high school too and have to take the GED too.
>How did you fail high school?
Long story, but it comes down to mental illness
>Why can't you go back or to another high school?
too old
Here are images of the official practice test at ged.com from this year. I haven't taken it yet but it's the closest thing to the real test. Use Khan Academy and Coursera to study math and science for free. Math is the hardest...
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1: it varies from place to place
2: go to fucking google and type where you fucking live
>have FWB
>Banged only a handful of times
>Some random guy came up to me in public and told me she has genital and oral herpes
>She herself just randomly brought up with me that she has hsv1 (oral herpes) but said she was clean
What the fuck do I do? She had dry as fuck cracked lips and we made out for hours and she went down on me for 30 fucking minutes. I just found out oral herpes (cold sores) can GIVE you genital herpes if you get oral...
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If you're male it's not a big deal.
Hope you learned from your newbie mistake OP. It's fine to be a little more choosy with your sexual partners.
Get tested but you're probably fine
>>16484035
How the fuck am I suppose to know what's good or not? She's not a huge slut or anything but its very questionable that a random guy in public walks up to me and happens to know her name and where shes from and tells me that shit
I was told to come here okay
Here'd the deal, I want my gf to build a chemical dependency, specifically xannies maybe. Thinking about going through the darkweb, and I guess I'm just wondering if anyone has done anything like this or has any experience especially with Xanax. Are there safer/more accessible alternatives etc etc
Pls help
Go back wherever you came from and tell them we don't want you either.
you're a fucking idiot
>>16483986
>I want my gf to build a chemical dependency
what the fuck is wrong with you
Are/were you in college?
Why? Why not?
>>16483985
I'm in college and studying Computer Science. I hate it and want to leave. I'm only doing it because it's what my entire family wants of me.
First time i was too young and took stupid classes at a community college and lost interest/ dropped out.
Second time i did culinary school and absolutely loved it was doing amazingly, up until it started to fall apart and instructors were getting fired/ random substitutes hired who pretty much attacked and abused everybody and made every student hate one another. There were suddenly everyday threats from students of pouring boiling oil/ water/ burning other students they didnt like. Also a massive rat infestation, like feces all over the food we cooked with. I just started...
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>>16483985
>Are/were you in college?
no
>Why not?
crippling anxiety, so bad I'm too scared to even see a doctor.
Fuck.
My wife of 3 weeks went through my phone. Saw a text that at my bachelor party, there were strippers. One of them gave my buddy a blow job.
She's freaking out. She's also freaking out when I told her, yes, the other bachelor parties I had been too involved strippers.
I know this was common knowledge.
We're both 28.
What the fuck man? Anyone know what to do?
sorry when you have a wife, much less a girlfriend, you kind of have to ask them these things beforehand. Because then you're sneaking and possibly breaking boundaries you aren't aware of yet. When you break them its too late though. She'll probably come around eventually, but its fucking stupid you didnt even THINK this could trigger the woman you're in a lifelong monogamous sexual relationship with.
Curiosity: How would you feel if she went behind your back to BBC stripper bachelorette parties and activities like eating out went down.
>>16483984
Here's the thing... I honestly, truly, really won't care.
>hurr durr anon bullshit!
No, that stuff doesn't bug me. Girls night at the strip show with some dicks in the face? Hell, it sounds hilarious.
I'd be much more upset if I found out she was texting with the same guy a ton and shared a bunch of inside jokes.
>>16484006
but even then, just because you're fine with it. Doesn't mean she is. In hind sight don't you think things like these MAYBE should be discussed beforehand with the wife? To make sure shes also under the impression a bachelor party means strippers giving your friends blowjobs ? Like as a human being/ partner she deserves that much, a clarification to prevent any upset..?
How to mock flat chest females
I have small tits and one I've used on a friend (and myself because why not, luv urself) is:
If you have paper and pen but no where to write, say to girl, "ugh I need somewhere flat to write, can I use your chest?"
The faces of the girls I've used this on; pretty damn funny
>>16485027
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Just call them 'shit tits'.
My friend used to call it me & managed to get all his friends to call it me too.
I don't mind. They are shit.
>be me
>4.0 CS Major
>tall, decent looking guy
>taking a sociology class filled with SJWs and Bernie supporters
>decide the class is worthless, grade begins to drop
>approaching the end of the semester, looks like I'll get a really shitty grade
>change my grade to an A (don't ask how, but I did)
>hundreds of people...
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suicide probably.
literally what the fuck are you worried about if you didn't actually cheat
also why the fuck would any reasonable human being support anyone but bernie please don't tell me you let your 4chan political opinions affect your real life one jesus christ
>>16483739
If it's anyone important, talk to them and try to mitigate it by getting an incomplete or an F in the class and retake it with a forgiveness policy (if your school has those). If the person hasn't confronted you yet and/or you haven't completely spaghettied everywhere, just change the grade back and say it must've been a glitch in the system and take the L
Worth getting y/n?
nah, there are almost certainly better uses of money.
depends on how beefy your curtains are. they are a major turn off for most guys.
>>16483742
>they are a major turn off for most guys.
I disagree
Is there life after love? Can I pick myself up after this?
Eyebrows
>>16483726
I'm never gonna see this girl again and it legitimately hurts me.
>>16483719
She looks spoky
Anyway OP, stop being an emotional faggot and move on with your life
What is this on my face? What does it look like?
It's not acne, it's been there for years. I thought it became a scar years ago but recently it has literally resurfaced. I'm hoping that means it can be healed. I don't know how to describe it to find out what it is on google. A doctor saw it when it first appeared but they didn't knew what it was.
>>16483685
>doctor couldn't diagnose this shit
>gee, 4chan surely will know what's up
Go to the another, better doctor
>>16483702
I know I know. The doctor who saw it was a pediatrician. Dermatologists are expensive and have a long wait. I've been surprised by 4chan before. I'm just hoping someone can point me into a direction of what it could be as I have no clue right now. Maybe there's a cheap otc cream that could heal it or something?
>>16483736
i wouldn't fuck with it
I really love the 'emo' look. (I'm bi) They're all so attractive, and the stereotypical interests line up so perfectly for me. I also appreciate partners that can allow themselves to be emotional. I just don't know how to find these types of people. Are they that rare?
I'm a girl if it matters
TL;DR I want a qt emo bf/gf
Get in a time machine and hit up myspace
Though you'll probably find a few on vampirefreaks still
you will probably won't find them on "normal" places
you will have to go to places where the theme attracts emo people
>>16483650
i think vampire freaks is probably the website you want to go to, i don't know much about it but i just hear a lot of stories.
Hey anons, was searching around the interwebs and finding signs that he's cheating, so far I've gotten like 1:1 on everything these lists point out.
But i dont know if its just circumstantial, or its generic and vague to relate to more people and therefore I'm just jumping to conclusions.
So what are something you guys have noticed about cheaters from long term relationships or even short term, im desparate to save my relationship and think everything is a okay but it's getting harder and harder to stay silent.
what did you notice when you...
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>>16483608
It largely has to do with your significant other being secretive.
Do they wander to another room when they take calls, or turn the screen towards them when they text? Do they delete search histories or texts? Also, how often do you spend time with one another? If you live together, it should be pretty easy to pinpoint times when they sort of disappear and fall off the grid for a bit.
>>16483608
>save my relationship
Honestly,...
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>>16483640
Yes all of these things I've noticed for two years almost.
>>16483640
I know its probably not going to work but for my kids i'd like to try and see what maybe I'm not doing that someone else is...
But after both aren't happy it doesn't seem logical to keep trying. Or even if ones not happy, cause then neither will be. not really anyways.
