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Anyway to get a BPH diagnosis without a doctor fingering your asshole?
>>16478421
No...
>>16478426
>2015
Come on can't an X-ray see if it's big? Feels like this is just an excuse for gay docs to do this shit.
>>16478427
Basically in order to properly diagnose it they use two tools, sonography and rectal exam. So yeah, your hole gonna be fingered
I need advice Anon
35y old IT Technician with company car and living by myself in a rented flat, working mostly from homeoffice and on customer site.
I have a gf, she's living by herself and wants to move together. We did that a few years back and it ended really bad, she has some issues after being molested as a kid by her dad and shows bipolar signs. She also has a kid, a 7y old boy who visits her on the weekends and stays with her father. The Kid is quite annoying.
Right now my job is a real nightmare with 16h days and shit and I want to quit.
I have no clue as what to do, I have no money put away and almost everything I own belongs to my company.
Should I quit my job and look for employment or better get self employed?
Should I move together with my bipolar gf and her annoying kid?
Kill myself?
Kill everyone?
help me out here with some ideas pls
Holy hell sounds like a shit life
>>16478412
how do you work 16 hour days and have no money put away? how much do you make?
>>16478412
>She also has a kid
I bet everyone stopped reading here
You're pathetic. Just cause you're 35 and prob desperate doesn't mean you sink that low
Pretty nervous, bros
whats up?
>>16478368
I have my first date tonight. We only planned on meeting at a concert but now she wants to get food first
>>16478376
And the problem is?
So I rejected this girl a while back but a week later she seemed interested again and I went along with it. Turns out she just wanted to get revenge and turn me down.
Why are women so vain? Was that really necessary?
Send her a month worth of abusive text in an entire day.
Let me quote the "ask the opposite gender thread"
>This person did something that hurt my feelings. Why do guys/girls do this?
>Because shit people are shit people. It's not a gendered thing
The same could be said of guys who pump and dump. It's just shitty people who only care about how THEY feel about things.
>>16478338
Fuck up you spastic slut, it takes two to tango, not out fault women are fucking dumb and gullible. Lifes not a movie you vile tunnel cunt, women are if not mentally crueler then men because pyhsical they can't be as cruel as men.
I need help.
I'm 22 and going to college. I used to be an autistic loser neet but my social skills have been getting better. I hang around with the "cool kids" during breaks, and we've even been out for drinks several times together. I'm seen as a pretty funny guy and I've danced with qt girls from our class at bars, and got their numbers etc. I'm almost a normie....
But there's one girl who I'm growing more and more infatuated with each day. She lives in the same town as me (nobody else in my class does). We get the same bus to college and usually sit next to each other. She's quite shy. She's a virgin. She's mediocre-looking in terms of physical appearance. She dresses cutely at times but doesn't seem to know much about fashion and make-up. She doesn't have facebook and she seems like the sort of person who doesn't have lots of friends. She's mentioned video games a few times (yesterday I overhead her talking about Guild Wars 2). By all intents and purposes, surely I should be good enough for her, no?
But yet, I have no idea how to approach pursuing a relationship with her. Whenever I'm with her I just don't know what to say; I get really anxious and speechless. We used to talk fine before but now I'm attracted to her, I struggle. Not to mention that all my doubt and self-loathing is now rising to the top again and I keep thinking "Maybe i'm not good enough for her". Plus i'm poor as fuck currently so it's not like I can sweep her off her feet with expensive gifts and dates.
I thought i'd have trouble talking with normie girls and not the shy ones but it seems that it's the complete opposite.
>>16478295
>By all intents and purposes, surely I should be good enough for her, no?
With an attitude like that, I wouldn't be so sure.
>>16478298
I know that sounds arrogant but what I mean is that it's not like i'm some autistic obese creep who is trying to get with the hottest girl in class.
>>16478301
You may not be obese, but if that's your mindset I wouldn't be too sure about the 'autistic creep' part
should i kill my self?
Yes but first go to area 51, video tape it all and send us the link. Then suicide by area 51 security.
thanks
nah.
You're gonna die anyways, might as well see what will happen.
>>16478281
It depends. Have you killed anyone? Raped anyone? Swindled anyone out pf their life savings? Are you worried that you aee about to do one of these things, and are certain that nothing else will be able to stop you? Are you currently serving a life sentence in prison without the possibility of paro;e? Are you a member of Daesh or an affiliated group?
If the answer to all of the above questions is no, thwn you ahould not kill yourself. Otherwise, let's talk.
I've noticed a lot of young guys are already balding.
I don't want to be shallow but it's a real turn off.
Why are there so many balding young men out there now days?
>>16478249
Ur actually not young, that's why
It has always been like that.
It's just that men your age are starting to bald, because you're getting older (and uglier).
:)
>>16478249
lawl, complaining about a bit of hair :P
try to imagine what us guys have to deal with, chicks actually get really ugly with age, flappy tits, loose skin under the arms and such.
What is the best way to learn a language?
>>16478216
duolingo combined with classes
Go to roma and lick the statue of the god of linguistics
An SRS for vocabulary, combined with a structured course like a book series with audio. Then mass consume content and read your ass off and communicate with natives as much as possible.
>>16478217
Classes will slow you down to a snails pace and duolingo is basically the same as any regular online course or book series or audio series but absolutely barebones and full of "gameified" fluff that does nothing to help you learn. It's pace is also glacial and the "insane pace" being 20 minutes a day is telling for how seriously the average user on there actually gives a shit about studying.
>first time having sex with new bf
>he is uncut
>go down town
>fishy smell
>breathe through mouth and go for it like a trooper
Thankfully no allergic reactions as yet but what is this? Does he have a disease?
yes
thankfully it can be washed away with soap
>>16478138
Tell him to wash out the dick cheese every now and then
jesus senpai if a nigga doesnt clean his dick cheese why even fuck him
I'm going through a hard time in my life right now deciding what I want to major in.
I want to create media content to teach the new generations the good and bad.
So here are my questions.
>what is harder to make?
a big budget hollywood movie or a triple A video game
>should I go into the video game industry or the movie industry
>>16478132
Start with making flash cartoons and/or YouTube
>>16478140
so your saying that I should become a director?
Wizard reporting, 35 kissless etc...
More for mental reasons than physical, I've had at least some interest from women in my life.
I've been getting massages this year, the closest I get to intimacy.
Offers of "happy endings" give me anxiety attacks though, I shake uncontrollably on the massage table, can't say yes.
Last night cute Columbian girl massaged me.
She was really nice, ended up taking my pants off while I was face down, just to massage butt.
I told her I wasn't really comfortable, being in this situation was not normal for me. This opens a can of worms, I ended up telling her I'd never had a gf (but didn't say I was a virgin or go into detail).
She was saying "oh, but you're good looking, are you gay?". "No, shy", "Timid?", "Yes".
I thought she might just be angling for some extra money from a happy ending, not unusual.
She asked me to turn over. I did so but covered my dick with one hand, she said to relax, don't worry etc. Eventually dropped my hand and felt... well.... naked in front of someone, terrible.
She asked if she could touch me. I said notsure.jpg, she massaged my legs and asked again, a few times. I evnetually said OK.
She starts playing with my dick, then suddenly started sucking me off.
tbc
She's just allergic. Don't overthink. Treat and act now. Before it's too late.
And I'm no expert, just a clueless wizard but I'm pretty sure she meant it. We've all seen porn of actresses giving shitty head, and then those amateur girls sucking off their bf's with smiles in their eyes, going slowly etc. If this was porn, it would be fappable/10. She was trying to deepthroat me, swallowed nearly my whole dick.
So I don't know, something just felt like there was more to this... not that she could like me after knowing me for 20 mins but there was some feeling in it, she made me feel like she geniunely enjoyed this.
So I stroked her hair, and reached for her hand... and she got up and asked if she could kiss me.
I said yes... I we kissed for a few seconds before she stood up and ripped her clothes off (except for her underpants).
She sat back down on me, grinding on my dick as I alternated between kissing her and sucking her tits
Blah blah blah, fooled around in lots of different positions. She said I'd made her horny and she wished we could fuck, she whispered in my ear to bring a condom next time.
Eventually I came, she said I left her horny and even as I was dressing she kept kissing me, grabbing my limp dick, and my ass.
She gave me her phone number
It feels like we are draining each other because we constantly text. I don't want/need that, but how can i decrease our "inbetween dates" contact without him feeling like i am loosing interest or playing games?
I just rather have some time to miss him and have a whole lot to talk about next time we meet...
Just tell him you're having allergies
>>16478038
To what? Texting? I'd rather tell him the truth, but i'm afraid of not wording it right and ending up driving him away. Prob just a major case of overthinkink... Would still like some outside input
>>16478045
You are overthinking, but just put off the vibe that you don't like texting.
Might be weird and kind of late but could work. Next time, don't keep texting constantly.
>be social autist since birth
>Been rejected, friend-zoned , repulsed, made fun of by girls
>destroyed every little self esteem I had
>Be too weird and shy to talk to some girls, especially to attractive girls
>with time and personal experience, I get a little better at talking to girls I like
>still rejected
>Though knowing that Im not entitled, the fact that I'll stay lonely and unlovable forever still hits me
Now 3rd wave feminism is telling girls that men are going to kill them if they don't offer sex . Cause of the bad girls from my past and 3rd wave , I've never been more shamed for being born with a penis. I just asked my crush out. She gave me a nice simple rejection. I just wanted to get my feelings out of the way and ask her out. I just want to be done with women now. it just feels so hard. I've been wanting a relationship for years and now I'm in college. So many girls and I don't stand a chance.But many of them still scares me though. How do I stop being anxious around women? And how can I take pride of being alone?
It's a common allergic reaction. Don't fret too much.
>>16478055
Isn't there a cure for it though?
Focus on being a man. Man up. Study something, make money by doing an interesting job and learn that sex is not everything in life. Don't let your youth slip away and don't fill your soul with regret when you get old. Girls are everywhere, you can meet a new one at every corner but Time is the one thing you can't have back when it's gone..
Does anyone here know his/her shit about food,diets,vitamins and all that?
>pic....i guess related kinda
I ask cause
>Never (or maaaybe once) visited dentist
>Smoked since 12 i think, about 10-20 cigs a day
>Snuffed snuffing tobacco a LOT for about a year when teen (not sure when). I think i still feel like my nose is full since that time and have trouble breathing just thru nose
>Drank vodka since 14, sometimes pretty heavily (bottle a night)
>When turned about 17 added wine and beer to that mix
>Started drinking coffee since 12 i think, usually cup or two a day but sometimes 5-15 depends on how stressed/retarded i feel that day
>Ceased visiting a doctor since 15
("family" drama-mother left me alone with stepdad who hated her and by extension me, but i digress , noone to sign papers, possibility of being targeted by social services etc. so doc was a no go)
>Eating basically only processed food with pastry since 15, usually vacuumed salami/ham and pastry. Thats it, thats the food for the whole day.
>Drinking milk mostly in all those coffees, nearly never JUST the milk
>Other stuff i occasionally eat is fried meat,lentil and eggs+sausages, spaghetti, goulash, pasta cooked with eggs,onions etc. and very rarely a fish
>Also started smoking weed (if i have enough, i wake n bake all day erryday) and eating shrooms (only like twice a year though) since i turned 20.
So, my day is basically like
>Get up, make a coffee, have 2 or 3 cigs with said coffee. If no weed, then make another coffee and have another 2 or 3 cigs ad infinitum. About 8-10 hours after waking up i eat some processed,vacuumed salami/ham with pastry (usually bread or...its kinda like croissant but not sweet). Then smoke and drink some more coffee, if i (happens only occasionally) have meat i fry it (cant stand boiled or any other type of meat since i was a kid, started eating meat and only fried when turned teen) and maybe make some potatoes or rice with it.
NOW, to my question.
>What do to fix human?
>>16477863
Just wanted to add that i was thinking about my life a lot and i had enough of this first imposed and then self-imposed self-destruction.
Problem is i never had anyone "normal" around me so i truly have no fucking idea how to live and be at least somewhat healthy/not malnourished.
I mean, my gf tried to be "normal" the first few months but that did not work out and she slipped into this FUCKED up lifestyle (not sure how she used to live, but somehow similar only not AS "bad").
Its been four years since i moved out of that rat-shit,moldy,regularly exploding boiler,outside walls falling apart under the constant abuse of rainwater, disappearing walls in basement which happens to be flooded from bottom to top at least few times a month excuse of a house.
And i kinda decided that i should maybe change this genius lifestyle which was bestowed upon me by failed existences AKA people who pretend to be a family once a decade.
>>16477891
Are you morbidly obese? I'd highly recommend you find the time to get a normal checkup, and tell them all of this shit. The look of Horror on the doctors face may motivate you to change. I understand it's all you know, so I can't really imagine what I'm telling you will change anything, but first off, you need to stop smoking. Seriously. I've smoked occasionally before, and the difference between just how you feel in general when not smoking is so much better. You will seriously feel like you had an illness and got better a week or two after. The diet I would recommend less extreme changes, try eating more homemade food. But seriously. Buy a vape if you have to, or smoke one cigarette a day for a few weeks or something. That shit will fuck you up.
>>16477897
And also, are you a Slav? Sound extremely Slav
I feel dead inside. I'm not even motivated enough to commit suicide. I just wanna lay down and sleep forever.
Is this normal?
That's classic depression symptoms.
Ya seconded sounds like depression to me
Hey, you're just like me.
I don't know the solution. I dream at night that I can join some war and die without people hating me.
But that's too much work.
Right now I have a uni degree which I'm begrudgingly going to use to apply to teach some Asian ass mongs.
Maybe in time, I'll live long enough so that no one knows me. Then I can commit suicide without anyone feeling bad.
