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What did she mean by this?
We were right next to each other when we texted this. I was joking around pretending not knowing who it was because we stopped hanging out for a while.
it's just a friendly banter, doesn't mean anything
>>16472684
Forgot to mention we had a light history
>>16472699
What the fuck is even light history? She's just fooling around, you didn't really think she meant 'love me' in a literal 'be romantically involved with me and make to me sweet love', did you?
Bottom line, girls say shit like that, unless there's 100 other signs she's really into you, it means literally nothing. She was playing along with you, it's basically like saying to a friend who just brought pizza home 'I love you so much'...
General advice and lifehack thread
Feel free to ask and post
Starting from some /fit/
Is drinking wine effeminate?
For the past 5 years I've usually just gotten either whatever is available or the cheapest possible alcohol (by quantity), which always ends me up drinking the same brands of beer or the same barley spirits. This is somewhat boring, so I thought I'd try and broaden my horizons.
So I considered trying to learn to drink something nicer.
Is it worth it to learn to stomach red wine, if you don't care about food? Or is wine just a women's thing?
>>16472613
My goal is to have a good time despite of being clinically depressed and having been so for all of my adult (and, argubly, entire) life.
I'd also like to avoid losing my phone, keys or wallet and/or having them stolen, and not get sexually molested. So getting less drunk might be the key here.
Mixing drinks is girly. I drink straight from the bottle, whatever it is.
>>16472607
>>16472613
>>16472628
>girly
You guys are so fucking insecure. Drink what you want to drink. Nobody is going to stop you. And if someone makes fun of you, so fucking what. You're having a good time.
If you let what other people think affect your decisions, you have zero willpower and can probably be convinced to take it up the ass from a firehose.
>>16472628
Please next time post with a Pepe or a Feel Guy as your pic. It helps me know which posts to hide.
What do I say???
"Please hold while I consult 4chan on how to have a casual conversation about board games."
>>16472454
Kek
>>16472463
" muzak "
"For quality assurance purposes, this conversation may be recorded."
Do I have a mental disorder?
Basically when I was young I moved around a lot.
I realized that I like to make good friends with people like really close then completely leave them without a trace. I pretty much love the feeling that they are miserable.
I either do it because
1. It happened to me and I wan't others to feel like this
2. I wan't to feel wanted and their misery makes me feel wanted.
3. I like to torture people with emotions.
4. I see it as a way of taking another step forward in life
Or maybe a combination.. idk
What...
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>>16472442
fuck you
>>16472449
>>16472483
Thx for fueling my hatred.
So I'm not sure how to approach this - it's really not a big deal but I need to hear some reactions.
I'm in a class in college that's a video class like movies. It's a very involved class, a few hours, and for the most part we all want to be there. But in the class, there's two girls who are just not caring at all, typical basic bitches. So, I'm not hugely popular in the class, buts a small workshop class, pretty hands-on. There seems to be some goofsters, we're all cool.
Or so I thought; today I saw on one of the edgy nerdy...
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it his contact pic for me, and I took a snapchat back, and all seemed goodBut I still felt the sting of being the center of what felt like an inside joke of a class I'd felt relatively accepted in like out of nowhere. I can't stress that this was out of nowhere, I don't jump up on the desk to be an attention getter, I'm casual and I'll crack a joke here or there with the other kids but I feel about as respected as any of them.
I guess I'd let my guard down too much in the class and it really hurt, not as much from basic bitch girls because...
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Also I should note as a small bit of revenge within reason, towards the end of the class, having learned after seeing the story that some of the kids traded snapchats on the day I was sick, I had an idea. I went up to one of basic bitches (who btw is chubbier than you might picture) and asked for her snapchat so I could see the next time she wants to take creepy pictures of me
Seriously this is such a small thing that's bugged me so much in the middle of what is a trying and stressful time of my life. I was surprised to see kids treat me more like a meme when...
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Bump with goatn
>tfw "I only see you as a friend anon"
>"We can still hang out as friends though, I just don't like you in that way."
Should I even bother? I feel dead now.
Hard to say. If you want to be friends go for it. My wife and I started in the "Just friends" situation. I also know another couple where she said the sand thing. They're engaged now. Not saying that'll happen for sure, but nothing is certain.
Don't do it to yourself.
By all means be friendly if you have to see her. Don't be friends. At least not this soon. Not worth the badfeels.
Grow up; get over her; move on; there's 7 billion people in the world, I'm sure you can associate your life with one other person since you can be happy alone; fucking beta.
Anybody here know anything here about the legality of sending negative emails?
I sent an email via an old email account wishing the founder of a new anti-privacy app would kill themselves or suffer a great illness in the near future. They emailed me back saying the police had traced my IP address and added it to their file, and not to email again or they'll press charges.
Am I fucked?
I don't think what I sent was technically a death threat since I didn't threaten anything. I realize it was edgy.
Yes. We're on our way to you. You're going downtown!
>>16472237
Seriously, I am someone who is prone to panicking and imagining the worst outcome will come true. Is it likely she's just bluffing? I mean I made sure to avoid saying anything like "I'm going to...."
>>16472247
Prone to panic? Then you shouldn't start shit. You're a fool, but you're fine.
Is it normal to go to a bar alone without drinking, just so I can socialise/find some friends
I'm a 19 chick who never drinks, and is wants to go a bar for the first time.
>>16472229
Fuck
>>16472222
No, but you'll want to at least order something, doesn't have to be alcohol.
I'm going to kill myself today.
Please drop any wisdom you have.
>>16472219
Stop being a drama queen.
the night is darkest right before the sun rises
>>16472224
After you learn sensitivity
>hired at a small office, 20ish employees
>nearly all the males are gay; even the non-flamboyant guys were gay
>on break with coworker, she says I just "missed the hottest guy"
>everyone in office says I am very well-dressed
>was invited to drinks with the girls + one gay guy last week
Does everyone think I'm gay, too? Should I keep my mouth shut about being straight? I mean purposely being ambiguous...
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>Admit you're straight
>Get fired for being straight
>Sue because discrimination
>Become rich
>Get mad Tinder hoes.
Fuck them in the ass, your male dominance will prove to the others that your straight.
You don't have to explain or justify your orientation to anyone. If it comes to someone flirting with you or you're actually interested in dating a girl from your workplace, then I would say make it apparent that you are straight.
My gf asked for a break in our relationship to understand her feelings. I gave it to her. Then I caught her kissing another guy. Is this cheating?
She said that it was "just a kiss" and it meant nothing and "it just happened". She denies that she cheated because they didn't have sex. I loved her. Now I feel betrayed. She doesn't seem to be sorry. She blames me for watching her.
Is cheating really only limited to sex?
A break does't mean the end of a relationship. It's just paused, but still there. Right? Do you think what she did is OK?
>>16471889
Cheating is what you make of it
The important thing here is that you were hurt, and she probably knew it would hurt you
I would consider kissing very close to the edge... Things would have to be going very well in all other departments for me to continue the relationship
Also, consider if she's the type of person that would do this again. Hey, if she can get away with kissing, why not do it regularly? Why not just stick a tongue in sometime? Why not let herself get touched up during it too?...
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YOU WERE ON A BREEEEEEEAAAAAAAK!!!
>>16471889
go ask /gif/ for an "It's not cheating" thread, I'm sure they'll be able to help you out.
So yesterday I did pretty much the stupidest thing in my life. I fucked a shemale escort. She blew me (no condom), I rimmed her (no condom), and then we fucked (with condom). She shat on my dick.
She did porn with Christian XXX who the Internet says is HIV+. I'm scared shitless of having been exposed. I know the risks for performing rimming and receiving oral are extremely low, but still, there's a good chance she's HIV+. Fuck, man... should I go to a doctor and try to get a PEP?
>I might have aids. Should I get tested?
Duh.
>>16471828
>Rimming a shemale prostitue
>Rimming a prostitute in general
Literally what the fuck are you doing
>>16471832
PEP isn't testing, it's HIV medicine you take right after exposure that prevents infection. It's said to be very effective. But they don't usually offer it to people who only had non-penetrative unprotected sex.
My stepfather is an alcoholic and drinks at least six bottles of beer every evening. My mother broke up with him and we will move in 3 weeks.
I'm scared of him attacking me when he's drunk. What if he goes into my room at night with a knife and stabs me?
How can I defend myself? I can't buy any weapons because I'm too young and we live in Germany.
chair against the door?
is there a friends/relatives place you can stay at until its time to move?
my mother and i stayed at a hotel even once before we had somewhere else to go
>>16471796
Good idea. But that only protects me at night when I'm in my room. I can't lock myself in my room for three weeks.
How can I get rid of these little bastards? I have 4 of them on the underside of my tongue and 2 on my cheeks. It's so painful that I can't even eat. It's been 4 days and nothing has fucking changed.
Help me
Why don't you go to a dentist? He/She can help you.
Try rinsing your mouth with salt water and dont tongue them. That only makes it worse. You should also go see a doctor
>>16471772
>>16471776
You see I currently have tonsilitis and sinusitis. I've seen a doctor and briefly mentioned about the mouth ulcers, he basically said just rest and that there is no cure.
