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So my boyfriend and I had sex this morning. Earlier tonight my boyfriend texts me and asks "so what that the best yet?"
How the fuck do you answer a question like that?
It felt pleasurable, as it does with every other time we've done it, I don't keep track of when it was more pleasurable or not.
If I say no, I feel like I'll hurt his feelings and make him think he's not doing a good job.
If I say yes, I feel like I'm lying and I'll give him a big ego.
Is it me or is it a weird question to ask?
>>16466814
"You were admirable, but let's see how you fare in round 2."
He's stupid for not assuming you had better in the first place.
>>16466814
lol, I'll sometimes ask after my gf has a particularly intense looking climax, but it's more like a, was that good? should we do it like that again? type phrasing .
A simple, "It was amazing. Just as good as the others" will probably do.
If he asks a follow up question (he probably will) just tell him, that while you enjoy it, you don't really keep track of that kind of shit.
Basically what you wrote here.
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My girlfriend and I had unprotected sex a few days ago but I pulled out after a while. This was on the day her period ended. Didn't cum inside her. How likely is she gonna get pregnant?
>>16466794
High possibility
Highly unlikely. But don't do this shit in the future if she's not on birth control, it's not worth the risk or the anxiety.
>>16466798
Kindly explain to OP how one can get pregnant from no cum.
Oh wait, I can: if you came shortly before penetration, there might have been leftover semen in your tubes that seeped into your precum, which then went inside her. But this is not even close to as likely to result in pregnancy as just cumming inside of her. Sperm are fragile little fuckers. So no, it's not a "high possibility". Perhaps this poster is a troll who enjoys giving people heart attacks?
Background: known girl for 5 months at work, didnt speak to her for four months since i moved job locations, and since i move from locations. we talk to each other about life, we stare at each a lot across the room, and she's nice to me, and hold the door for me when I see her. She also every now and then had started conversations with me.
just made facebook (added photos), two people accepted my add, I then added her, and she has't accepted my add yet.
Questions
- Will she be creeped out to see if I have two friends on facebook? Looking at her photo...
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>>16466766
You made this thread already. She will probably be creeped out once she sees you have 2 friends, and then will realise you made the fb account with the sole purpose of adding her, and that will be creepy too.
>>16466766
Also
>she holds the door for me
That's normal dude. I holde the door for strangers and vice versa, it's just being polite...
>>16466777
yeah your right, but wouldnt she have second thoughts that i added two people before her? i tried adding 50 people on facebook, but they havent accepted my add yet.
>>16466784
yeah i think she is just being nice
How do I deal with a nagging, critical boyfriend? I feel like I can't make my own choices anymore. I can't sit alone in my own room without him barging in, grabbing a cup and whining about why I left a cup in my room (which is basically his room too because he refuses to move into his own) . I listened to his criticism over eating KFC outside the tennis court that I went to watch him play at for two hours today! I feel like I'm married to a WOMAN. I asked for some space for a few days so I can' sort out how to deal with this. I can't get a conversation...
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You could try...telling him this?
Breaking up is a good idea, you should try it
>>16466757
I have and I'm always shot down about it. I think I'm going to keep this break preeminent unless I get miracle advice :/
To any fathers out there, if you son (around 17)told you he was attracted to little girl but NEVER acted upon his feelings, honestly what would you do?
Read him the laws he is thinking about breaking.
>>16466705
You mean laws that could be broken ? but what laws anyways?
>>16466687
Tell him to hit up /adv/ with his gay bullshit
I think I wanna try this nofap thing. Is it really that good? are there any secondary effects? like wet dreams, that kind of things. Also, didn't the semen in balls get kinda like "rotten" when not expulsed in a long period of time?
I only fap 2-3 times a week, and don't death grip my dick. That's usually healthiest. As for the rotting semen thing I'm not sure. Just don't watch a shit ton of porn and use your imagination half the time and you'll easily maintain an boner when you're with your lady friend.
Did it myself op. Just under two then realised it is mostly a load of BS. Not fapping isnt going to solve your insecurities or make you atheletic. Join a gym and put in a lot of effort or force confidence in social situations. Works much better.
>>16466718
>>16466718
I kinda get scared because another anon said he had an erectil dysfunction because years of fapping to porn, I don't wanna have premature ejaculation nor disfunction of any kind on me. How long did you did it?
Got this girl off okc first date went awesome..cool chick...problem she she texts me like ALL the fucking time...ill wait in between my texts to try to give a hint but once i let 2 hours slide and text her back 30 seconds later...boop text. Do i tell her. I appeicate her liking me but damn
You inform her when you are busy?
>>16466681
goddamn men complain when girls don't text and complain when they do
complain girls play mind games when they wait and when they don't "oh noo"
>>16466685
Yeah i told her im at work or with a friend etc...i havent directly been like yo stop texting im busy but ive been nice about it ive been telling her im busy and still buzz buzz buzz
Just had sex with the woman I love. My penis is only 4-5ish inches long. I couldn't make it stay hard for the life of me, and when I did, it kept slipping out. Then I cum so quickly. I can't actually go fast or else I cum ): Really feel like she's going to leave me, even though she said everything was fine. Really feel like dying to know I'll never be able to properly fuck a girl.
>>16466653
are you 12?
Calm down, friend, she's not going to leave you. And you are not broken. You were just overwhelmed by anxiety. It happens to a LOT of people, especially when they have sex for the first time. It will help to talk to her about what happened, explain what was going through your head at the time. She is the woman you love. She is the best person for you to talk to about anything, including this. If this problem persists for a long time (it probably will not), you can see a sex therapist. They are wonderful people.
(Btw, if anyone in this thread says something along...
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Good thing women don't love men for their penises like men love themselves for their penises.
>date girl for 2+ years
>I was too immature, gf wanted more than I did
>I didnt treat her well
>She leaves me and immediate starts seeing someone else (within 2 or 3 weeks)
>I was heartbroken and very depressed. Posted on /adv/ a few times about it.
>I turned my life around...got /fit/, got promoted at work, etc
>8 months go by, finally coming to terms with...
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It's going to continue to be a cycle until it breaks. Move on and find someone else you like or want to put time into. Do yourselves both a favor and stop playing with her and your own emotions.
>>16466645
And we're done, /thread.
>>16466638
you want advice but you didnt ask a question.
Guys, if you found out your BEST FRIEND(guys have been through allot) sent dick pics to a 13 ur old girl who kind of said she didn't want them, what would you do?
>>16466624
Go with it to police
>>16466628
But he's your BEST friend
>>16466624
How old is your best friend? Explain to him that the 13 year old could fuck up his entire life forever if she wanted to and that what he's doing is idiotic.
>>16466628
>Go to the police
Fuck that. You really think the police and the court system are going to meter out justice by... ruining this kid's entire life ?
Bunch of people in one of my class cheated on the last test by having a copy of it beforehand. How do I go about snitching on them to the professor? My university email? A burner?
Normally I wouldn't give a shit, but the class has a curve and I gotta beat the average. Plus I'm a spiteful bastard and those assholes didn't share it with me
Do you have proof that they cheated? If you do, just send it to him anonymously. Make a fake email account and send the proof to him.
Snitches get stitches OP, nobody likes a tattle tail.
bust those non-sharing arses
Is in normal for a friend of an opposite sex to constantly be in touch with you via social media through the day (like 12 hours on and off contact through the day, every day)?
I don't considerate normal for a person to even use social media that much, let alone to maintain contact with a single person using it.
Depends on the friendship legnth.
>>16466537
It's mostly contact via messenger
So I'm really fucking praying for this job. I need some tips on a follow up email I should send tomorrow.
Context: its an entry level market research analyst job in a moderately sized city. I live about 30 minutes out and I'm already used to the commute. I only have a year work experience immediately after graduation, in min.wage jobs, but my time in uni makes up for the research intensive aspect
I sent in my resume and message of intent on monday. Tomorrow is a full week so I want to send a follow up email. It was by email-only so I'm not sure I...
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bump?
Calm down. A week actually isn't that long in the HR world. Send a follow up email next week Monday.
Hiring Manager's Name,
This is My Name. I am writing you to inquire on the status of my application for Job, sent 11/8. I am quite interested in this position, and I thank you for your consideration.
Thank you for your time,
Your Name
>>16466723
>Calm down. A week actually isn't that long in the HR world.
I know, I'm just sweating bullets. This could make me.
i'll keep all that in mind
What kinds of things should I do for the third "date" with a girl off ok cupid? Preferably something that would have a higher chance of getting me laid. I can tell she likes me a lot, but I just get a little nervous around her so I haven't made a big move. Also the girl is a light skinned black girl is that matters
>Also the girl is a light skinned black girl is that matters
You need to take her somewhere where you can impress her and she can have fun, and then a half-assed reason why she should come back to your place.
>>16466470
>so nerveus !11!
Man the fuck up, beta fag
>>16466479
What, nigger?
Where the fuck do people meet women?
>be me
>20 yo kv
>fit, dress decently, look decent
>good social skills, able to carry on a conversation
>have clear goals in life I'm working toward
>have money, my own apartment, going to school
>talk to qt girls frequently in class but it never goes anywhere
My only problem is I don't know...
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Wow, you're basically me except I'm 21 and not a virgin. I guess I'll just check and and we can try to work together.
First off, do you live near a big city or are you more rural? This is important.
>good social skills
>I've spent my life as a loner
nice contradiction.
Internet. You can meet women on the internet, and discuss where to go on a date. That's why I'm engaged now. Hooray.
