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Can we get a Tinder thread going? Need some feedback on my bio and pictures.
I think I need a new main pic. Which one is best? Also I used to have a joke in my bio but it was lolsorandum bullshit so I took it out.
Is it possible to fake normie if you're physically incapable of actually being one?
>>16461304
No
You were either born normie or you weren't
>>16461305
How hard is it to just impersonate one?
I'm gay and apparently like 60% of doing normie shit is about having a wife so that part's out of the question though.
>>16461304
You're posting 9fag images
You're already a normie, dummy
my wife has grown into a cold, absolutely crazy, unromantic bitch, occasionally getting horny and fucking me - but most of the time just sits on the couch/bed complaining about how difficult school is and drinking
we let a ukrainian girl who moved here escaping war move into our house a few months ago and we have grown close, really close. (always happy, she cooks, cleans and goes out with me while wife is away for school 4 days a week)
i realize the faults my wife possesses, the coldness and sadness she carries with her.
how do i come to grips with realizing i married someone who may never be happy, despite having all of these things that ive provided for her (house, stability, financial cushion etc.)
and how do i push back the feelings that i should kick her out of the house next time she opens her mouth about me not doing enough for the house (cleaning mostly)
this is literally what marriage counseling is for
also, if you want her to fuck you more, act like your 18 again and just feel her up around the house, randomly whisper in her ear that she's sexy. give her really deep kisses that you abruptly cut off, etc.
I think you're learning the wrong lesson from the Ukrainska. You shouldn't be realizing "there's better opportunity out there."
You should be realizing that in her country, men actually captain their households and their marriages. They take responsibility for the health and well-being of their families. That includes stopping those people from making bad decisions from themselves. Your wife needs someone to grab her puppet strings and stand her back on her legs. Be a husband. Take care of your family. That maid of yours might even start to recognize something familiar about manhood in you.
>>16461298
assuming this is not bait, shes pissed because of the other woman you moron.
>female friend i kinda like keeps talking about how fat she is
>she's average and actually attractive
WHAT do i say
>>16461293
tell her sex is a good way to burn calories
>>16461295
Nothing lewd
Shes a christian
>>16461301
that's gross
Tell her to pray to Jesus for a better body I guess
So for the last few months I've been with my girlfriend little by little she's been telling me about her past. I've noticed that every time she tells me about her past I can only think the worse and it always seems to get to me and have this feeling of hate towards her. She's not trying to hide it from me, I just hate asking or talking about it. The whole reason I react this way is because she's the complete opposite to what she "used" to be and it disgusts me
>started drinking when she was 11
>told me she used to hang out with a bad crowd
>started smoking when she was 13
>tells me she had an attitude of doing whatever she wanted
>spent her entire teenage years in one really abusive relationship
>broke up when she was 18 and then "gave up on love"
>says I'm the only other relationship she's been in since (we're both 24 now)
>despite that she's had a lot of one night stands, from what I can tell
>is really good at having sex and I can tell she's done it so much that she doesn't even care about it anymore
>wouldn't be surprised if she lost her virginity when she was 11 or 12
The thing is, when I met her, everyone always told me she was a good girl, that she doesn't really see guys and that she isn't a slut. She even tells me she's not like that, but I think she really underestimates what a slut is because all her friends are actually massive whores. When I met her and what I see of her now is so sweet and innocent, but when I put the pieces together, it really intimidates and disgusts me what she used to be.
I don't know what to do. I really love her for who she is now, but I can't stop thinking about her past before me, so much that it's making me moody all day with her and she doesn't know what's wrong with me and I just can't explain it to her. This shit shouldn't matter to me because she's changed, but it does and I can't help it
>>16461127
break up with her but only because youre shitty
>>16461127
It's her past, and the fact she's changed from it means that her past doesn't matter.
Were you hoping she'd be some sort of angel throughout her life?
Men have a natural distaste for promiscuous women and it's make sense because statically speaking promiscuous women are more likely to cheat and also they would be terrible mother!
put an end in this relationship as quickly as possible.
>Person A posts
>Person B posts and claims to be a different person than Person A
>Number of posters stay the same
For the keks ?
Maybe they are trying to bump their thread without seeming like a shamless faggot ?
Obviously they're new to 4chan cause they dont know about the fucking couter with the info.
>>16461060
>Maybe they are trying to bump their thread without seeming like a shamless faggot ?
This happened in a thread that I created though.
>>16461105
Refer to
>>16461060
>for the keks
Welcome to 4chan new friend
The last few weeks my gf has been acting funny. Every time I see her she looks upset, then when I go to ask her whats wrong she puts on a fake smile and says everything is ok. Been with her for 2 years... anyone had this kind of issue?
>>16461007
How can you be sure it's a fake smile? Do you never daydream on dumb things sometimes, then snap out of it when someone talks to you?
If someone says they're okay, why would you doubt them? Do you think they would lie to you?
>>16461022
Are you 12 ?
Have you ever dated / been commited to a woman ?
They (90% of them) want you to either guess whats wrong or already know what's wrong...
Is it chilish ? Of course
Is it ever going to change ? Yea when they are 30+ and realise that playing chilish game like that is pointless
OP
Ask her whats bothering her.
When she smiles and says nothing is wrong, call her out on it.
Say:
We have been together long enough for me to tell when something isbothering you. Just tell me what it is...
If she persists with the "nothing is wrong" story then there are 2 options.
1) nothing is wrong
2) something is wrong and she dosent want to tell you what it is.
Try to be dominate in this. Dont just say "oh, ok then." And live on.. stay on it untill you get a conclusion to the convo.
You won't like the answer.
9/10 times girls do this when they're pining for or thinking of someone else.
>hook up with a girl
>take her home
>fuck her
>want to do some kinky weird shit
>not sure how
are you meant to ask her first? or just go for it?
Talk about it first.
You can't just tie someone up or stick in their pooper without talking about it first.
I suggest at it with my body part first, then ask.
Flip them in doggy.
Start rubbing their ring.
>no complaints
Slide a finger in
>no complains
Pull dick out rub head on ring
>no complaints
Start pushing it in, ask if she wants it.
>no complaints.
>>16460959
I would definitely ask first. next time the conversation turns to sex ask her what's the kinkiest/nastiest thing she wants to try
be prepared with your answer as she'll probably turn the question around without answering
There's a girl in the other room. Quick what do I do?
>>16460913
Stay on the Internet, watch some porn, then come back to 4chan to complain about said girl.
What do I do. She's in there by herself
>>16460918
Who is she?
Girl I like friendzoned me when she got a bf, I guess she friendzoned me from the start and I just didn't know. But I told her how I felt about her a few weeks ago and kinda stopped talking to her, now she said she misses me and wants to hang again. Tuesday she was off but I gave her an excuse, so she said let's hang today and I said okay, but I didn't text her for most of the day and later I was like 'what happened to hanging out?' And she said she fell asleep waiting for me to text her lol. I was kinda glad about that, because I don't really want to see her if I'm only going to be her bitchass friend.
Why would she set aside 2 off days in a row to hang out with me if she's got a bf, and why would she keep talking to me if she knows I had a crush on her now? Doesn't that seem kind of cruel? I was almost over her until she hit me up and started texting me again. Now I want to see her because I'm missing her, but at the same time I don't want anything to do with her because it'll just hurt, and that makes the wanting to see her part hurt more.
Pro-tip: learn to make your intentions clear from the get go and learn to physically escalate her. Disregard whether she has a boyfriend and disregard whether he is going to throw a shit about it. Friendzones happen as a result of not making your intentions clear. You want to be more than friends with her, great. What you are going to have to do now is project that intent onto her through your eye contact, your body language, voice and speech (toss in some sexual innuendo to get the ball rolling). Si
>>16460806
Even now when she's no longer single?
So next time I tell a girl I want to be more than friends way before I even get to know who she is and form a connection?
>>16460834
You don't tell it to them upfront, you implicitly hint it at them through your actions and speech.
How good is growing up and realising relationships don't lead to happiness and that no sex is better than bad sex? Growing up ITT.
>>16460778
>Can't get laid
>Tries to rationalize his failure
>Still wants pussy
/thread
>>16461589
>/threading one's own post
I bet you like your own comments on Facebook.
>>16461591
I don't use social media. Try again.
I get made fun of in school by my "friends". They call me fat, ugly and that I smell like shit that was once I came in with my dogs shit in my pocket. When i go home I instantly go on in reign of kings and laste my life away. My "friend" hacked into my Gmail account and saw that I sigh up for hardcore porn websites the next day he put the emails up in the school hall by projectors I got beat up school because of that. I quess what the question is what should I do? I find life empty and pointless. (Also can you tell me if I look ugly I'm worried about it)
Serious question: are you a guy or a girl?
>>16460755
I'm a guy. Also a reason I get made fun of.
I started talking to this girl at my highschool and I started liking her but then her super jealous boyfriend steps in and gives me this. Idk
/adv/ should I tell her about this? Has anyone dealt with this? Plz help.
Yeah you should tell her the level of crazy she's gotten herself into by giving a guy her passwords.
And you should reply to that jelly beta that you're thankful for the new conversation topic.
You see her outside of electronics right?
OP here. I was thinking that I might look like a pussy telling her then her telling her boyfriend.
I need some advice on figuring out what the fuck is going through this woman's head. I've spoken to friends and it hasn't gone anywhere. At this point I just want to know or at least figure out what the hell could even be going on.
So I met this chick 4 or so months ago at a job training thing. We hung out a lot and were hitting it off well. People were starting to get the impression it was going somewhere and so was I. We'd hang out 1 on 1, talk, do shit. A guy from there sent me an email a couple months ago asking when he could expect the wedding invitations, joking obviously, but still wondering what our relationship had developed into.
When the training ended and we got sent to our assignments (I'm being vague about this because I don't want to explain) I asked her to hang out and she like always said, yea totally. Then she sent me an email saying "Sorry if I am misjudging here...but for the chance that I'm not I wanted to let you know where I am at. I have only friend type feelings for you and that's all I'm looking for. I want us to have a good year and think this might be important to clarify." Wut?
So a bit later I asked her over for a movie, just as friends, just to try to let whatever keep developing. She said she'd love to come but only if other people came over and that she doesn't want to do anything with me 1 on 1. I'm welcome to come over and hang out with her and her roommate or have her over if there is other people but no 1 on 1 interaction. The fuck?
So I back the fuck off and stop hanging out as much, only go over to her place with her roomate maybe once every two weeks. Then just today another guy told me I should give it a shot again because in a talk he had with her shes looking for a relationship. So to explain the situation we are in a bit more. There is nobody, nobody reachable or within 100 miles that is REMOTELY within either of our age ranges other than each other. Because of this he thinks I should try again and I did too.
Obviously she doesn't have the feelings required for a relationship for you.
So I asked her over for dinner. She said yes and very energetically/all the things we could talk about and do ect. Then she emailed me again after the fact. This is up to the point where all my friends I've asked wtf is going on have followed me, past this point they don't even know.
She emails me saying I "caught her off guard with the question" and I should just come over to her place instead because "she doesn't want to be just 1 on 1 with me." So I pressured her asking if shes worried she thinks I will try something or WHAT? To which she replies "I'm not worried but I just don't want to hang out just the two of us." Then the last part, the icing on the crazy cake. "Sorry I cannot provide a further explanation outside of what I have already given you, but it will have to do I'm afraid. Sorry."
She is intentionally choosing her words to be vague and confusing...I don't even know what to make of it. The most I got out of my friends were from two of them: "she's insane" and "sounds like she is playing weird ass mind games I'd have nothing to do with her"
Is anyone here crazy enough to understand this kind of crazy and make sense of it? At this point I just want to figure it out for the sake of it.
I'm an average looking guy but a bit chubby, I work and I'm not a NEET anymore. But I still dont know where to meet girls and talk to the. It's driving me insane. Everyone says they can't go a month without sex I've been a virgin my entire life. What can I do to change this?
>>16460538
Friends, if you still have them, are pretty good (not trying to be offensive there, but that's the bluntest way I can put it) maybe get back in touch with some people you knew/know from school, try to get them to +1 you to parties or something. Socializing is really the only way to get into something quickly, asides from online dating apps and shit I guess.
Get some nice clothes, and go outside. If you go to conventions like ComiCon or whatever, you'll be sure to meet people with mutual interests (provided you're interested in that sort of shit).
>>16460557
I don't have any friends that would go to parties, most of them are as neet as me or worse and still get supported by their parents. I don't have anyone to reconnect with from school so I guess I'm fucked. I tried dating apps but I either get no responses back or the conversations are really short. I went on a date with one girl but she stopped talking to me a bit after.
>>16460538
You have a job; therefore money.
Hire a high-end escort, treat yourself, brother.
