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26 never had a gf planning to kill myself after xmas it wrong to want to kill myself over this? I can't take the loneliness anymore I can't I'm so tired of it. I will never have GF, no girl will ever love me I been robbed because of my height and build. I want to kill myself to put myself out my pain it will never get better or improve I'm tired I'm done.
>>16463872
fuck wrong pic
Yes kill yourself because you don't want to put in the work to be happy. Your loss. More life for the rest of us.
What is wrong with your height and build?
>friend confessed her love to me about a year ago
>turn her down very clearly
>spend a year being her friend but subtly leading her on
>asks me last night to answer once and for all
>again, tell her I want to be just friends
>she says she is going to stop talking to me for her own sake
I know it's much worse for her, but I'm feeling pretty bummed out too. Please advise.
You have no obligation to have intercourse with her,if she want to stop being your friend, because you are not attracted to her, so she was never a real friend!
What do you want?? To keep her in limbo forever?
Wish her well and make new friends
I met a married milf at the gym a few months ago. We make out, sometimes she lets me finger her, but she just likes to give me blowjobs. She never wants me to fuck her or give her oral. I thought she wanted to take it slow, but i have 3 months just getting blowjobs from her. This is common?
In cheating relationships, it can be. She is either positioning herself for denying to her husband that she had sex, ala Bill Clinton, or just really likes feeling sexy.
>>16463709
is there a way to make it happen?
>>16463717
I doubt it. Cheaters are motivated by particular things, and it's usually not sex. Paradoxical, huh?
I'm drunk as fuck. I'm a clinical psychologist. Ask me things.
>no dream interpretation
>if you're suicidal call 911
>if you don't ask a question I'm not answering
>I'm here till I go
>pic related because America
I have a lot of health problems that make me feel like I am a burden on my love ones. I am always working hard to be independent but I never am.
>>16463702
Is it hard to imagine that this shit is like Jeopardy?
>>16463708
What?
by lines i sorta mean the basic conversation starters ?
Tell her you have upgraded your virus protection on your computer and want to use it
Ask if you can be her derivative and lie tangent to her curves.
"Do you work at an orphanage by any chance? Cause I wanna give you kids."
"I'm gonna have to ask you to leave. You're making all the other women here look bad."
Is it weird to be strongly attracted to British girls just because of their accents?
No. It's superficial, and that's not a weird thing.
well, also their feet size..
>>16463499
they just seem so much more refined and sexy. I am American myself but anytime I meet a British girl I start hitting on her. I'd like to travel to England just to meet women
hey, should i date this girl?
>high school drop out
>18 year old
>miscarriage at 16
>has been raped
>mfw
If you are asking 4chan prob not.
>>16463428
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1RC8ZzqcUZS
>>16463428
>has been raped
most certainly not
Hi /adv/. This might not sound like something all-too urgent to take care of or even address, but I'd still like your opinion on what is currently going on in my life.
I'm eighteen years old and I don't really have much of a life or even a hobby outside of my own house. I just currently graduated high school in May of this year, but I'm not attending any colleges, I'm still living at home with my parents, and I am currently unemployed. Needless to say, I have very few, if any, friends that I'm lucky to see more than once every three to four...
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I mean, sure, he always has and even still does tend to annoy me at times with how much he misbehaves, taunts, talks back, and refuses to follow directions. Sometimes I'll snap and yell at him to quit until he stops dead in his tracks and cries out of fear, but it's at that moment where I, too, want to cry because of how much I've scared and hurt my little brother. Even at the end of the day, since I share my room with him, I'll look at his bed and feel a wave of emotion and pride at knowing that this little booger, with all of his flaws and...
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>>16463417
First of all, how are you moving out with no job?
Second of all, I also have a little brother I love dearly. Maybe I feel more responsible and protective of him because I also fear of the neglect/possible abuse he would get from our mother if I WASN'T around.
But you know, you have to go off and do your life. But you should most definitely stay in his life. Try to be there for him, visit him frequently. Allow him to come visit you. Teach him things, show him new places and activities.
Even...
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>>16463466
>First of all, how are you moving out with no job?
I mean, I'm also job hunting. I'm not trying to stay unemployed and just be a freeloader. Also, I have some friends of mine I'm moving out with and they're currently apartment hunting and accumulating enough money to support the three of us.
>Try to be there for him, visit him frequently. Allow him to come visit you.
The only problem with that is that the place I'm leaving...
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CALLING ALL FEMANONS.
Let's say you were in a situation where you liked a guy. He was good hearted, good temperament, decent career, overall a nice guy, and sti/std clean.
But when the topic of sexual partners came up he was honest and said around 33 partners.
How bad would that be for you? Set off any red flags?
You should not bring up how many people you slept with in the first place. It is something to be kept private because it will only hurt the other person. All that matters is you are with that person now and nothing else.
I think it'd depend why exactly he's had so many partners. 33 is a lot but he could've just been a wild child in college. If he's been in 33 relationships, then that's a red flag. Dude clearly can't keep a relationship together. But if he's had 33 sexual partners for the sake of having sex only, with maybe a few attempts at a real relationship thrown in there, assuming that's in his past (like his 33rd didn't happen yesterday or some shit) and he seems ready to have something "real" then I wouldn't care. But he'd...
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The fact that he mentioned it would be the red flag. Reeks of TMI.
My gf has had sex with 12 guys before me. She is 21 y/o she tells me she has never loved or liked any goy before me, i mean liked liked with feelings and all that, she wants to start a family with me and wants to spend the rest of her life with me. I do love her, but the number 12 bothers me alot. Do you guys think this will be a problem in the future, will she think about some of the guys she have had sex with in the past? Does she think about them when shes alone? I really need help with this one. I want to not care, but at the end of thr day it kinda eats on me.
>>16463342
No nobody thinks about people theyve fucked in the past if they didnt love them or if the sex wasnt like spectacular
Ahahaha she won't be thinking about those guys in the past. but she probably will miss being a whore eventually and cheat on you with that high of a number. Especially if you ever slack off satisfying her. She'll be in another dude's bed faster than you can blink.
12 isn't the number of people. Anyone with a number over 10 lies about it. If it bugs you and you decide that you can't live with it then don't man.
Here is something that inexplicably blows people's minds: sexual liberation means that while she has the right to screw or reject as many consenting adults as she wants to, you also have the right to reject her for any reason or no reason. Don't like a chick's highlights? Turn her down if you want to. Don't like her driving? You're free to not get with her for that reason. Don't...
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So I was prescribed this I am on day 2 now.
I would like to know opinions and experiences how it works in daily life.
If possible also someone that could explain what exactly does biologically in the brain or what kinds of side effects you had on the first days.
Most importantly I would like to read experiences with it and examples of your life while using it.
bemps
I had ADHD when I was younger and was forced by my school to take Ritalin. All it did was help me focus on my doodling in class and chores where easier after taking. Seriously Op you should clean your house on Ritalin it's the best
ive never heard of ritalin, i have adhd but they prescribed me aderall, whats the difference between the two?
>tfw have a chronic disease thst causes painful cysts to randomly grow in my armpit
>they either subside after a long time or I have to lance them, and to do that I have a friend do it painfully or I go to the doctor
I'm so tired of this... I've even been working on myself and lost at least 25 pounds... but having a sharp pain in your armpit makes it hard to work out...
>pic was one I had a few months ago
I don't know what advice I'm asking...
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Damn that sucks op , theres nothing you can do about it ?
>>16463316
Not really. It seemed like it went away when I was at a normal weight. I've started taking zinc supplements too cause I read a study where they did a trial on people with this disease and it helped.
Otherwise, it apparently disappears all together in menopause so.... I can't wait till I'm 50
Oh. I thought that was a pic of Jupiter.
I am a 23 years old
Male
Never had a relationship (And dont plan on having one soon)
I dont consume alcoholic beverages,I find their taste horrible
Yet everyone in the family looks at me in a funny way, they ask stuff like "Are you gay?" "When you will bang a girl?"
What is so fucking weird about a guy that still doesnt have a girl and doesnt like those kind of drinks? i am so fucked up?
And no i never made any friends either, i prefer to be in solitude and peace, yet that makes them see me in a funny way too
>>16463291
Your family seems to be extremely immature. Saying shit like "are you gay?" is what a middle schooler would say. What the fuck?
Also they are shaming you for being a virgin/never having a relationship. That's fucked up man. They're the weird ones.
Man, live your life the way you want to. While I do thing having relationships is very valuable experience if you plan on having one in the future, you gotta just tell those people to fuck off and live the way you want to. Like who are...
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>>16463291
You're fine anon, you're better than most just because of those two things I think.
>>16463313
it's pretty weird to have _zero_ romantic relationships at that age, maybe they're worried for his mental health, obviously there is something ill about him, as healthy individuals have needs they're compelled to fulfill.
You should seek a doctor or therapist, as being socially outcast with abnormal behavior may be a symptom of a larger problem.
Been on 4 dates with this hot single mom... how do I fuck her if she's always being trailed by her 3 year old offspring?
It seems like she's really attached to me but I haven't even attempted to make it sexual because of this child obstacle. She hasn't made any sexual advances either.
If she were single without child I would invite her over or go to her place but that's impossible now.
>>16463272
The child comes before the relationship, anon. That's why nobody wants to date a single mother.
why the fuck would she bring the kid on a date
better to be alone than with some crazy woman
Yeah all bad op , you should see what the kid likes and get his attention focused on whatever it is and when he aint around , handle the mother.
How do I stop random laughing fits? (Serious question)
I for some reason will be just going about my day and then suddenly I start laughing or smiling and I can't stop it. I don't know why this keeps happening, it didn't used to be much of a thing but it keeps getting worse. I don't understand it sometimes and it kind of scares me.
Maybe it's some sort of turrets? Can you control it at all?
>>16463256
Do you recall something funny?
I wouldn't be worried about it unless it creeps other people out
Sounds like you're trapped in a Giggle Loop:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Md9nX9Hgttc
