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I want to fuck a married woman. Her husband doesn't give a damn about her but won't leave her or let her leave because he doesn't want to be lonely. We've kind of connected because she's lonely too and realizes she can't leave because of financial reasons or some stupid bullshit like that.
I don't give a shit about any of that, I just want to get my dick wet. She's good at sucking cock, but I'm so fucking paranoid that her husband is going to jump me I thought he was behind me today when I was headed into my house. I do a little...
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Is the dude big and hard or big and jiggly? Big difference.
>>16463080
Both. He's got a gut but he works in a stockroom or something and basically just lifts 45 pound bags of pet food all day for a living.
>>16463079
Be a more appealing choice than the husband by smiling, listening and offering feedback during conversation. Physically, you should keep yourself in shape and groomed.
Just a side note: you shouldn't be messing around with married women, especially if you're a neckbeard. You're thinking about simply getting beaten up, but it is a very real possibility that he could just come up and shoot you in your chest six times.
Please tell me what the hell to do. This girl shows every sign possible of being interested in me, but we've never gone out and she recently got out of a relationship. I asked her out twice and those days were were horrible for her, but she said she did want to go out. I tried moving on but she kept texting me and talking to me in class. I'm pretty sure she's trying to lead me on, but I don't know why.
What the hell do I do, ignoring her didn't work and I really like her.
I'm thinking I'm just going to call her and ask her if she wants to formally go out, the anxiety is killing me.
>every possible sign
Did you consider that the single biggest, clearest and most important sign is her actually attending a date?! That's more important than every other sign *combined.*
She likes your attention and conversation. She doesn't like you romantically. Whatever you want from her, she's not offering it. Keep talking to her if you want but for God's sake, ask out someone else.
>>16463085
Well like I said, she was busy the entire day. She does a lot of things so she doesn't have much time. I really don't want to talk to her if she's leading me on, but I'm not 100% sure that's the case. She shows A LOT of interest in me, it makes no sense.
Going on a first date in a few hours. Fancy steakhouse with girl who is essentially a childhood friend.
Am I going too hard with what I'm wearing? Should I ditch the vest? Nervous I might be trying too hard.
>wearing waistcoasts without a suit
Are you a bartender? If not, ditch the waistcoat.
I would say it depends on what you want out of your date. When was the last time you saw her? For an upscale restaurant I would say you're alright, are you planning on doing anything afterwards? Also you could swap the vest for a sports coat which would still be fairly casual.
>>16463010
I have a coat that goes with it since it's cold out.
Would I be taking off the jacket when I'm at the table anyways?
Would a girl mind if I shoved my finger in her asshole unexpectedly on our first time having sex? What if she's a virgin?
>>16462988
Yes, she would and she would also scream rape. Don't do that
>>16462994
What if I eat and touch her ass?
Why wouldn't you ask, rapist?
Found this pen on the train, started getting into pens recently so I picked it up. It turns out that it writes really well and feels almost weightless. I am one with this pen. Unfortunately, I can't find any info about it. It has no logos or text on the outside and the refill says "True Color Gel 37Z05e" preceded by what appear to be 2 Chineese characters on it. Pic related.
>>16462926
post a pic of the refill
>>16462926
You have autism don't you?
No idea, but the Zig Millennium is p cool.
i want to be pretty but idk how. girl clothes are hard and after so many years i think maybe i just will never get it?
and sometimes clothes seem really cute but then i try them on and its like oh god no what's wrong with my body. i wish i knew what was going on there. maybe the mirrors are lying?
anyway please dress me.
>>16462894
Take a look at /fa/. What's your height and weight?
>>16462913
/fa/ tells me to fuck off because they only dress boys and also they all have weird as fuck fashion?
and i just want to look like a normal girl.
5'6" 125lbs
white
dirty blonde hair
green eyes
>>>/fa/
Really depends on if you're fat or not, if the former start going to the gym you porker and for the later check out some fashion magazines or whatever girls do. I think humble, traditional styles of clothing makes a girl cute as heck, because leaving more to the imagination is in a way much more attractive than having your ass hang out and walking around like a cheap prostitute
I started talking to this girl at my highschool and I started liking her but then her super jealous boyfriend steps in and gives me this. Idk
/adv/ should I tell her about this? Has anyone dealt with this? Plz help.
he called you sir.
>>16462817
He's a complete tool, haha.
>pls don't tell pls thx ok bye
What a fag. Yes, tell her. If for no other reason than she deserves to know her boyfriend is a jealous megapussy. She can re-evaluate her relationship accordingly.
Tell her, laugh at his stupid face.
Hi guys, sorry if this is the wrong board.
I'm a 21yr old female student and cannot afford to go to the doctors until Tuesday. I'm in Australia and it's currently Sunday.
I have never had a wart before until recently when I got one on my middle finger. I used wart off paint for about a week but the throbbing pain was too much and a friend reccomended just ripping it off. I ripped it off like an idiot and there was ALOT of pus, practically flowing out. I used sanitised tweezers to pull out any black 'roots' I could see and have drenched...
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>>16462802
Yes, you'll be okay for 3 days. Unless red lines start spreading down your hand or arm. Otherwise it's at worst a localized infection. It hurts because yeah, of course it does. Look at it. That's going to hurt for some time.
warts don't usually involve pus, so I don't know what you've done.
as it is in the picture I'd be comfortable waiting 3 days to see the doctor, but if the swelling or redness grows you should go to urgent care or whatever you have there.
do not do any more shit to try and not have a wart.
>>16462802
It doesnt look at all infected, but while its fresh use hydrogen peroxide on it and scrub it with soap and water
Use neosporin for some pain relief and keep it aired when you can.
I attempted suicide a few weeks ago, very publicly, if I hadn't been so open about it I would be dead right now, my doctors have said once I'm released from mental care I should apologize to my friends and family for what I put them through, how do I? Is "I'm sorry for attempting suicide" enough?
I don't really want to apologize for it I had my reasons which I now see were delusions but an apology is an admission of guilt and I feel I am not the guilty one.
>>16462744
Get some fat in you, fat people are jolly.
Apologize for scaring the shit out of them and putting them through an emotionally horrific experience. And promise not to do it again. The point here isn't that you're "guilty," the point is that your actions have hurt, frightened, and confused the people who care about you, and they deserve some kind of acknowledgement and explanation. It's not about right vs. wrong, it's just that they're probably worried as hell about you, and they just want to know what the fuck is going on.
Eh, I say don't apologize.
Just say you understand what they are feeling but apologizing for attempting suicide is dumb.
So I'm a 21 year old virgin. I just started on ok cupid and met this pretty cool black girl (full figured/amazing tits and ass). Not really ghetto at all. We had our first date at starbucks and everything went really well (as far as I know, never been on a date before) She now invited me to a party shes throwing tonight, mentioning that theres going to be weed brownies and alcohol there. I told her yes, so what should I expect tonight? Should I make a move? I'm really new to all this and I get can kind of awkward
she's lying if she says she's a virgin and or never been on a date before. the invite to a drug party is the clue. you think a black girl magically made it into her 20s pure and chaste if her friends are partiers like that? come on
oh i misread your post. well anyway, she's probably going to take you by the hand and lead you to funky town. don't eat the brownies or drink if you're inexperienced.
>>16462724
I drink a few times a week and I used to smoke weed in high school so I should be fine
Hi, /adv/, I've tried this post before, but now I'm going to try in a different way:
I'll move to the US soon.
My objectives are to survive, establish, and make my life the best it can be in the there (I don't plan to return).
The plan is to arrive at an airport in Miami, with 2,5k in american dollars.
I was born in America in the 90's (got american passport, social security card, etc.), son of brazilian immigrants. My parents returned to their homeland country when I was 2 months aged, so I've been raised there (got both nationalities and know the two languages well enough, being portuguese my native language).
I've been a neet through my whole existence. I've also quitted Philosophy college, so I got no degree, and no clue about how to make money or how the street works. My moral values are high enough to keep me away from “easy cash” opportunities (any crime or contravention).
I'm a healthy 23 years old man. Fair appearance, shitty clothes. No tattoos.
My english is acceptable (reading/writing too), but not as formal as it should be for me to get a decent job.
There are no relatives there, I'll be all alone and with no other plans but the main objective. I'll owe the starter money to my relatives here in Brazil, so you can't return or ask them for more, in case anything goes wrong.
So, what do I do? It's my best plan, I'm really up to it (even considering the worst possibilities).
Help.
do you have a job? where will you stay? this sounds p shitty idk. america has enough college dropouts, that can't find jobs, it will be really hard for a foreign(ish) person to find one
>>16462591
Jesus Christ you can't speak English for shit
>>16462605
I have no place to stay, and no people to recur.
I understand that if I find a job, it will be a base job, because I have no instruction or degree. But my situation here isn't better. Believe me.
Please Friends I need assistance, i'm scared and I don't know what to do. I want to burn weebs but I cant stop watching hentai. Im genuinley concerned. fix anywone?
You are a faggot. This section is for people with real problems.
This is a real problem. I am going through inner conflict.
watch some ecchi and overcome your xenophobia based phobia of anime.
ALPHAS AND WOMEN..
how do you prefer to initiate sex.
im great looking, underwear model body, alpha enough outside the bedroom,
when I do have sex, im great.
however, my exes and current gf are submissive and anxious/nervous...
and im too fucking relaxed and chill of a guy.
I was never comfortable telling the girl what to do, or making power moves.. so I have a lot less sex than preferable
can someone explain the dynamics, the fine lines?
>I was never comfortable telling the girl what to do, or making power moves
That's what I do.
So you already know the advice. What you're hoping for are words that are going to somehow fix your emotions.
Advice is "soup or salad?" It's not "fix me."
>>16462574
And girls, what do you prefer??
men
do you verbally tell you girl what you want when you want it?
grab her?
make out and slowly get into it?
go straight to forcibly taking her clothes off?
>>16462580
well that's what im asking.
How do you make power moves, or telling them what to do?
what's the best plan of action for breaking up with a SO you're living with?
so far i'm planning to find another apartment before i talk to him about breaking up so i can get out of there as soon as possible afterward, but living with him while i know i'm planning to break up is difficult and awkward. i'm not sure how else to handle it though
Find a place to crash in the interim. Break up ASAP.
>>16462485
there isn't one. It's gonna be painful, awkward, and sad. If you want to do it, you go through with it instead of leading him on any further.
I'm curious why you're breaking up though
>>16462497
>I'm curious why you're breaking up though
idk what to say other than we're not working out anymore
So I met a girl last night who I think is into me (her friend said she was and is adamant about us getting together). Got her number and we've been texting each other all day. Tried to see if she was available tonight but she's got some stuff going on for work. No big deal. What I'm concerned about is knowing when I might be getting too pushy when it comes to asking for a date. I told her to let me know when she's free. She apologized for not being able to do something tonight and said she'd love to hang out sometime.
Should I just continue texting...
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Pls respond
Kept texting her a normal amount, don't go too crazy and respond to every single one immediately. Then just ask her late next week if she's free the next day. If she's ALWAYS busy Saturdays, ask her Thursday to do something Friday night. If not, then just ask her Friday to do something Saturday.
Suggest something specific though. Don't just say "Wanna hang out tomorrow?" Say something more like "Hey I've been wanting to to check out that bar/restaurant/thing, you free Saturday at around 8?" Girls like that kind of shit, not...
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>>16463210
Okay cool. She lives in the next town over; would it be rude to suggest going somewhere in my town (since she'd have to drive over here) or should I research some places local to her?
