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this world is fucking stupid. nothing works and everything good comes to an end anyways, who cares. the "ride" of it isnt even fun, so lets just get it over with and die. seriously who the fuck actual enjoys this torture, its not fun and I fucking hate it. every day is either spent pretending to have fun and faking a smile and feeling like trash, or feeling like trash and being angry and not talking to anyone. i never am aCTUALLY happy. i dont remember the last time things worked correctly in my life
literally nothing
has ever
been good in my life
i...
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>>16460112
>nothing has ever been good in my life
>i crashed my first car and it was a new lexus my mother bought me for my birthday
So you had it good enough to get a new lexus and fucked that up, probably because you're an immature moron and couldn't drive safely.
Look inward anon, it's not the world that's stupid, it's your dumbass
>>16460112
>>16460112
>now I know why random people join ISIS
shit white people say baka senpai
>become single
>boring life, never meet girls
>get tinder
>no matches
>whole week no matches
>finally 1 match
>qtpie, swipe right
>>
>>>
>never hear anything again
>its been 14 days and still "there's no one near...
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I'm so sorry.
>>16459955
??
i've literally never used this app before so idk how it works
you're not meant to repopulate. move along.
>how do you know you're falling out of love?
I used to be head over heels for a guy. thought that he was the only one for me and it used to hurt when I went more than a week without seeing him. always needed to be in contact. could make me smile just by looking at me. and God damn, I never dropped spaghetti as hard as I did with him. but now I see him as a normal person, I don't need him like I used to. realised if he just left... I wouldn't mind. it's not all my fault though. I didn't change. I'm rambling on.
>>16459938
Being in love is more of a choice than a feeling (at least, when you've been together for a long time). Once the honeymoon phase is gone, it's on both people to make it fun and interesting. If you drop out the moment you stop feeling like the other person is "normal" or "not all that special", then you're never going to be happy. I mean, it'd be different if the other person did some stuff to harm you or wasn't putting forth an adequate amount of effort. That's...
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>>16459938
>the moment you stop
Bah! *the moment you start
>>16459938
Your honeymoon phase of a relationship ends after 6 months to a year.
also which religion is right religion.
>>16459797
Sufi Islam if you like being Mystic.
Salafi Islam for if you like screaming at people and being self righteous
>>16459856
fuck islam
>>16459856
Fuck off. Perhaps the french have no backbone, but fuck off.
I'm a pale girl with reddish hair. Can you help me which lingerie should I choose to buy? 1 or 2?
>>16459783
2
>>16459783
Because it is just packaging that comes off any ways pick what you like. As long as it is not stained old, saggy granny panties us guys will dig it.
1 all the way and post pics.
what's better cute or sexy?
Cute. By far. Sexy is to me at least too outgoing makes you seem slutty and just want to fuck whoever you want. Cute is more of a conserved type of sexy it shows how beautiful and funny/or shy which can be cute, but there's a fine line. Yet you don't want to fuck or be fucked by anything with a penis. I would. Choose a cute girl 10/10 times. Because being cute is sexy.
cute, but dont assume cute will make up for a very sub par face or fat.
if you're ever wondering "why am i single" and your BMI is above the obese range, you need to fix that first
>>16459623
better for what ?
Just replaced my motherboard and CPU, what OS should I get? Is Windows 8 and 10 really shit?
Get Windows ME
8 is a shit. 8.1 was mostly fine, though not terribly attractive. I have no idea what you really get out of 10 until DX12 takes off.
I'm building a new computer soon and plan on just shoving 7 SP1 onto it.
>>16459588
windows 10 is shitty, or at least that's my opinion, but many people share that view
>gf is wonderful, everything is fine for a year or two
>she's petite, 5'5 110 lbs, fit, VERY anal about eating healthy
>throughout the year, would notice mass amounts of food go missing
>don't think too much of it, maybe she's doing her cheat day or whatever
>one late night i hear clattering in the kitchen, go down slowly due to fear
>i catch her bingeing insanely on absurd...
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Uh yeah, definitely a professional help kinda thing. But here's the rub. You can't make her go, if she doesn't want the help, it will be worthless.
>>16459518
>Is this a professional help kind of thing?
Yeah, this is something beyond you. She needs to see a professional, and I'm honestly surprised she hasn't tried doing so. If I were you, it would be mandatory for the relationship to continue.
>>16459521
>>16459524
She's been unemployed for a number of years, just doing online freelance work here and there and making just barely enough to help cover her half of the rent / utilities / food cost.
She can't afford it. She really really wants to go though. She went when she was younger on her parent's dime, but her parents and sister were honestly part of the problem (calling her fat when she wasn't), so any progress she made with the...
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want to learn how to fight, in case shit happens for whatever reason
looking for the best kind of defense/offensive techniques/arts to learn for street fights or what have you.
i'm quiet, doubt i'd ever need it
just want to feel comfortable
heard boxing was the superior, mma closely following?
debate plox
op will lurk
>>16459496
Could that webm be any more staged?
Also I look forward to seeing OP on worldstar getting knocked the fuck out because he thinks he can fight. Enjoy your scrambled brains, faggot.
>>16459496
find a (kick)boxing gym that does full contact sparring.
fighting isn't so much about flashy hollywood bullshit but more about keeping a cool head and learning how to take a hit since it will inevitably happen.
>>16459507
Did you even read the OP?
dumb bitch of a mom bought me a car instead of a motorcycle
how can I cope?
what should I do? i really want a motorcycle and i hate this car
>>16459495
1/10
>>16459495
Ungrateful little fuck
>>16459501
im not ungrateful
i mean, the motorcycle is way cheaper
with the money she spent on a car i could have payed for MSF classes, really nice protective gear, and a great bike
I hate this fucking car man, shouldn't I be allowed to decide what I want?
Could I got a girl pregnant when I didn't came in her?
Was drunk, barely got hard, one maybe to shoves in. Terrible, terrible mistake.
It's been four months and I'm still freaking out, checking her facebook every now and then if I don't see a belly on her pro pic.
>>16459278
bump
WTF is wrong with today's youth.
Can't fucking do their own research.
The short answer is YES, it is possible.
The real answer is there is a high probability that the girl in question is not pregnant by you.
1) Do you generally have a lot of precum? If not, Don't Worry. If so, move on.
2) Did you ejaculate at any point in the day before before you put it in her? If not, Don't Worry. If so, move on.
3) Did you pee 1-2 times after you ejaculated? If so, Don't Worry. If not, Move On.
If there was live sperm anywhere in your canal that you didn't clean out with piss AND you got precum in her AND it was close enough to her ovulation AND the sperm survived in her stank ass body long enough to reach the egg.... sure there's a chance.
I'm...
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What's it mean if you don't get a happy birthday from someone who's birthday was less than a week before yours and you wished them a happy birthday? Especially if you two were vocalizing feelings for each other at the beginning of knowing them?
>>16459081
>What's it mean if you don't get a happy birthday from someone who's birthday was less than a week before yours and you wished them a happy birthday? Especially if you two were vocalizing feelings for each other at the beginning of knowing them?
It means you're a whiny twat who overthinks everything and irritates people.
>>16459088
Is it too much to ask for a happy birthday from the guy you've been crushing on?
>>16459099
>Is it too much to ask for a happy birthday from the guy you've been crushing on?
The thing you're bummed about is absolutely meaningless. Like, so pointless it hurts.
Because I really don't. Like at all. Am I some sort of sociopath?
>>16459026
Why would you feel sorry? He obviously wants it else he should have spine enough to not do it.
Sociopaths don't have those feelings
>Because im worth it!
>-Loreal
Typical female thinking patterns.
Depressed people are whiners. C'mon let's face it, they never act on ANY advice you give them. They never listen to the basic solutions, but what is most depressing, they don't even TRY. We see a lot of these people on this board with their pessimistic attitudes and stories about how miserable they are. My poor feelings and I don't want to live in this world. Have you ever tried exercising for a bit? Does it make you feel better? Problem is they live and suck on negative energy. Brewing malicious thoughts that create more negativity and infecting people everywhere....
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This reads like an Onion article
>>16458774
Ya, why don't they just get over it? It's all in their heads
>>16458774
The problem with depressed people is that they lack motivation to do those things that would make them feel better because they are so miserable. You're stating the exact problem they have as a reason you are not helping them fix their issues.
It's like complaining that a deaf person never listens to you
For reasons that I'm not going to argue about in this thread, I've come to the conclusion that dating/sex/romance carries far too many legal and financial risks if you're a guy, so I've decided to avoid those things entirely. For the past three or so years, since I started college, I've mostly kept to myself and stayed away from social interaction as much as possible.
But lately, I've been in more forced social interaction than usual and I've found myself getting more attached to some of the people around me. Most of it is harmless,...
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>>16458610
Hire a prostitute.
>>16458612
How would that be different than masturbating? I have my libido under control, it's the irrational urge for a relationship that's putting me in a dangerous situation.
>>16458615
Desires aren't rational. At least half of your brain is wired to like abstract concepts not founded in logical situations. You'll be fighting this urge your whole life. I think you're bored of listening to logic and ready to feel something.
