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Okay, so I just got back from subway, and I ordered my normal sandwich (footlong BMT), and I got it with provolone and mustard and ranch sauce and olives and pickles and banana peppers nad lettuce and onions and tomatoes and also bacon, and an extra large soft drink and 2 choco (thats what i call chocolate) chip cookies, and the cute latino girl behind the counter was trying to look away from my face and also holding back laughs. I realized I had just ordered what my stomach asked for and not what society would deem a sandwich with manners. Why people have to judge sandwich etiquitte is beyond me. Fuck those people. So anyways, my sandwich was apparently very unacceptable because everyone was staring at me when I went to get my soft drink from the fountain.
In a last ditch attempt to save face, I said my soft drink choice out loud while I poured it at the fountain. "Diet coke! I love diet coke because im watching my health!" and I made sure to suck in and lift up my chest harder than normal while I walked out the door.
So basically, I'm looking to start learning how to build a goal-oriented sandwich that shows that I have class and taste, I am tired of my dining habits preventing me from picking up the Ladies. For instance, what is a good kind of bread to start with, and what meat looks the best on it? Any help is appreciated.
Thanks!
10/10 thread, would read again
Get a Spicy Italian with Italian herbs and cheese.
tuna melt
on 6 inch honey oat
pepperjack
add bacon
toast
spinach, lettuce
Chipotle sauce, Sriracha sauce
heroin has ruined everything i ever loved
i can never go back.
>>16470990
Feelin you bro.
I'm an alcoholic.I'm drunk now.
Substance abuse, it's fucking radical.
All the time you're sober, all you feel is "I wish I was drunk now". Same with heroin, eh?
Knew a guy who was an addict like you. Heroin was his thing. He said that he'd wake up with ciggy burns on his chest, sheet, and shirt. Get so fucking blasted that he wouldn't even feel it as it burned down.
Said that was part of why he stopped.
Don't know if that...
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Your relationships where allready broken when you used and got addicted by fagotoin.
Cool stop being weak minded or is this the part where I'm supposed to feel bad for you?
I fucked a coworker and now she's acting mad at me and I don't know why. I'm 27, and was a virgin until a couple days ago. This new girl is 18 and your standard sort of attention whore. I didn't really care for her, and thus wound up being basically the only dude at work who didn't give her all the attention, and that just made her try harder and harder to get me to like her, until she basically said flat-out that she wanted to take my virginity. No talk of relationships or anything, and we're not even really friends, so it seemed to me like it...
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>she wanted to go get breakfast at some coffee shop, but I didn't really want to spend money, so I left
There you go. Not much of a mystery in the slightest.
>>16470989
Pretty much. Least you could have done since she helped you lose your permavirgin status.
>>16470991
>>16470989
Wait, seriously? I'm basically supposed to buy her a gift afterwards?
I want to keep fooling around with her to get better at this, so how do I fix this?
I see many people creating threads seeking for advice. I'll try to do the opposite and offer some advice.
What's troubling you? I'll be glad to help
I`ve already posted this but it`s not getting any responses just like your thread so I don`t really see the harm in bumping a general advice thread:
Alright /adv/ this is something thats been on my mind since my Father found my copy of "Depression and Anxiety for Dummies" and acted a bit surprised.
How come my parents never noticed my depression? Even people that I only interacted with on an occasional basis noticed that I was down in the dumps all the time and asked if I was depressed and dealing with anxiety.
Did they just think being sad and...
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>>16470978
Alright.
I used a loser who played videogames 24/7. theb I decided I wanted to do something. Mainly wanted to do good in school and get Gf. Fast foward about 2 months.Got straight A's getting switched into top classed soon ..also retaking classes I failed Before. But Still no Gf and I kinda started to hate everyone because everyone is dumb as fuck and Shit. But I'm pretty sure this girl I like is pretty smart atleast in like history and stuff so I like her and I think she likes me. But I'M kinda...
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>>16471074
*sorry about grammar. I'm on a crap mobile*
I've never visited this board before, so hello everyone. Anyways, I'm a hypochondriac. I worry to the point of actually getting sick about being sick, and then I worry that I got sick because I was actually sick. It's pretty shitty.
Finished my second year in college, got a job and everything has been going fairly well in my life. Then I notice this lump. A hard, painful lump directly under my nipple. When I squeeze it hard enough, I get a clear liquid that comes out some times. As a hypochondriac this fucking destroyed me.
I call my dad for advice...
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>>16470977
Tumors don't leak, ya shit.
It's a pimple.
Or a cyst now cuz you keep playing with it.
>>16470983
It's been here for weeks though, wouldn't it have at least shrunk by now?
>>16470984
Then go to a clinic and have it cut out.
It's a cyst. It's there for a while.
You're not an Americunt are you?
Either way stop playing with it. Stop poking it.
Ask someone who has passed Calc 1,2 and 3 and almost finish with linear algebra. Math Education major btw. Already have a job set up and waiting for me at a private school paying 16 on the hour.
>>16470931
Who scored the winning touchdown in Superbowl 13?
...
What, that's it?
>>16470931
Explain the Albigensenist Heresy.
I am 19 years old and I graduated high school last year. I currently have two Cisco certifications and a job in the IT field. My job pays really well and I have my own two bedroom apartment to myself, so I feel like I am doing pretty well for a 90s kid; I didn't turn out like a total fuck like the majority of the late 90s kids did. I live on my own because I am single and none of my friends my age have jobs; they are smart/stupid and live with their parents. I just wanted to give my background before I ask my question. My female cousin has had a long term best friend that...
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Fuck her anally first.
Anon always comes through thanks man.
No matter who you date, you're always going to be faced with the opinions of her parents.
Check your state or country's age of consent laws. It's not necessarily illegal to simply date or talk to somebody that's not of age, however if you two are dating, expect people to start thinking you are doing stuff under the sheets, nom saiyan?
My personal brotip is if you have any concerns like this, you're better off either waiting until she's older or dating somebody else.
I'm considering saving up to get myself a nosejob, it's the only feature I hate about myself. It doesn't look so bad front on but my profile is just disgusting
has anyone had any sort of work done?
bum
>>16470812
Post pics?
>>16470812
i mean, how bad is it? i think plastic surgery is a stupid thing to do unless you are literally ugly because of a certain feature. although i have to say, my ex girlfriend was cute, and then she got a nose job and now shes kind of hot.
goddamn, it had to be after we dated.
Gf have a status "i love you more than pizza", what should i put as mine to surpass it?
She's really into pizzas
:Did someone order extra sausage on their pie?"
>>16470738
Pizza loves me more than you. Which should I choose?
>>16470738
I love you more than two pizzas with a side of garlic bread.
Long story short, my mother has access to my bank account. I trust her with funds but recently I got a job she would not approve of. What's a believable story about how they pay me besides direct deposit?
You're a hooker/camwhore, aren't you?
How about you take her off account and don't let her judge you, she should just be happy you have a job
>>16470700
>>16470699
No. I work at a place with someone she would disown me over. I'm already living with a roommates I just don't wanna strain our relationship
So bros
At the age 25, I finally got a girlfriend. We had sex a few times (awkward as fuck, still learning etc)
But anyway...I've been seeing her for a couple weeks now - why don't I love her? Like, I just don't love her. A buddy told me to dump her as if I don't love her now I never will, however most have seemed to tell me that love eventually comes, and I'm thinking too much.
But for real, I just dont...I don't feel it. I swear to God that I think it has something to do with us banging on the second date. I don't know.
I...
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>>16470676
>But anyway...I've been seeing her for a couple weeks now - why don't I love her? Like, I just don't love her.
You've only been together a few weeks and you expect to be in love with her?
>A buddy told me to dump her as if I don't love her now I never will, however most have seemed to tell me that love eventually comes, and I'm thinking too much.
Your buddy is a retard
>>16470690
>Your buddy is a retard
This.
>>16470676
>>16470690
Agree with other anon, your buddy is a retard and has probably never been in a relationship.
Love takes time, experience, dedication and commitment to come around. Give it time. Or speed things up and get in a super dangerous situation together and survive it, you'll bond fast.
You're fine OP.
i need some help. my girlfriend is super self conscious about her looks. I tell her, genuinely that i think she is gorgeous and beautiful but she never accepts the comments
she constantly is saying how ugly she looks and how big her nose is. i dont see what she sees clearly.
it makes me so mad when she says these things.
any help would be great
>>16470640
YOU can't do anything about this.
>>16470640
was she ugly as a kid? That fucks people up sometimes even when they grow into good looking adults.
I was an ugly, scrawny kid in school but I've since filled out and actually wear clothes that look good on me. People tell me I'm hot/cute/whatever all the time, I've successfully taken girls home for bars and yet, for the life of me, I cannot accept that fact that I'm not ugly anymore.
I'm honestly considering seeing a professional about it.
>>16470643
Are you sure?
Why are women more attracted to me when I have a girl than when I do not?
Whenever men see a girl never accompanied by guys we think "jackpot".
>>16470574
Women are the most competitive creatures on the planet. That's all you need to know.
>>16470574
Two factors.
One: Almost every woman has so many men available to them. They have a lot to choose from.
Two: Women are very empathetic and value emotion higher than men.
Combined, they look at a man with another woman and they think "He must be something because she values him above others".
So now he's more valuable than the other dudes in her life.
>>16470583
It could be competition (and actually it's more like, "hey this guy is vetted by someone else, he must be legit" a lot of the time), but I think for most women, it's far more likely that you've changed how YOU act, OP. You're not desperate. You're not chasing after her pussy. You act confident, cool, collected, and very much yourself, because you're not trying to impress or draw her in. Often times, what guys do to bring girls in is exactly what pushes them away.
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And please no derailing arguments.
Avoid asking these common questions:
>Is it normal for me to go to a club/bar by myself?
Yes. Stop overthinking this.
>Do girls/guys like <insert specific look>?
Some do, some don't.
>I'm shy and afraid of people/rejection. What do I do?
Think positive, and get...
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Don't we have just this thread on the front page already?
so if i'm an ugly dude (easily in the lowest 1% of the population) i should basically give up right?
i mean, there MIGHT be some beautiful soul femanon who take pity on me one time. but no one will ever like me genuinely.
so femanons: should i an hero or not?
>>16470558
It just hit the bump limit.
Women (who didn't answer this the last time I asked): what do you have going on in your life as far as recreation, entertainment, etc. are concerned? I'm talking about your life outside of school/work/other responsibilities.
Legitimate question. So I mumble. A lot.
I am an entrepreneur and winter is here so things are going to be slow until spring when I can resume work and start my next venture.
I want to learn a language in the mean time, and I feel like French would be easier with my mumbling, but German would help with that, but be more difficult to learn. I am monolingual.
What do you think? Pic unrelated.
>>16470468
Honestly? see a speech therapist to address the mumbling BEFORE you try to tackle a new language.
>>16470468
Mumbling isn't a condition. It's a habit.
You can speak English without mumbling so long as you treat it as though speaking another language. Focus on each word, etc etc.
>>16470478
>>16470475
Indeed, but the primary focus is learning a new language, I don't care TOO much about the mumbling, I can work on that.
I just need someone to flip a coin and come up with a good reason for the result so I can move forward kek
