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Advice?
>have youtube channel
>40k subs
>I have to pay taxes eventually because I make some money
>I've made about $1,900 in the last 10 months
>I'm definitely not looking to live off YT money, it's impossible.
>Haven't told parents yet about YT
>Can't tell parents about my YT (out of the question)
>I...
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Taxes aren't that hard if you know how to read.
>>16476769
kill yourself you insufferable cunt.
>>16476751
the govt is VERY good at finding out, and they will make you pay back everything you owe if you dodge
just go to a tax place
It's nearly 2016; Instead of going down the good old "get anxious about regrets together" road, let's talk about what we achieved this year. And don't say there's nothing because that's bullshit, and you know it.
I ditched the bitch
Guess I ought to post my own.
>fixed my sleeping schedule after six years of fucking around
>started working out again
>haven't been hospitalised since february
>got a LOT more stable in general
>quit smoking
>>16476704
> still in school even though im not going for anything big
>started to workout at the gym
>talking with more people
>trying to put myself out there more
>slowly changing from how I used to be which I hated
So health wise, what will happen to me over time if I just drink 4-6 bottles of beer a night instead of eating food?
I've been doing that for years. Haven't been to the doctor but I ain't dead yet.
>>16476639
Brain damage.
If the majority of the calories you take in are from alcohol, it leads to brain damage.
Will you be eating food throughout the day? Because that could alleviate this possibility.
Oh and also alcohol addiction will definitely happen as well.
>>16476660
Considering alcohol is the only thing that brings me happiness, I can probably accept the addiction. I will be eating food during the day, just only drinking at night.
I'm a 27 year old male virgin who's never even been in the same picture as a girl. Why?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CXQIkSVy9hk
Because you spend all your time shitposting on 4chan rather than out in the real world.
>>16476587
stop spamming adv with your ugly mob
creep
>>16476587
You probably have no social skills and smell like dirty boxers. Leave the house you aspie.
I'm in the army and I just found a picture of my wife kissing another man. I also have pictures of her tinder account agreeing to meet up with another man, are these enough evidence to get a divorce without getting forced to pay alimony? I need help I'm about to go shoot her and her worthless nigger drug dealing boyfriend.
>>16476566
Gross. Definitely get a good lawyer.
>>16476566
Being a racist, trigger-happy hick definitely won't get you any closer, dumbass. Calm the fuck down and call a divorce lawyer.
>>16476571
Fuck you asshole
I broke up with my ex 3 months ago. I was basically left for a mutual friend. I can't go back to the social circle I was in with them because its too painful to see them together and to try to act friendly around them.
This fucking sucks. I've lost an entire social circle because of it. I don't want to hang out with them anymore because I sort of resent them for being okay with this. Nobody took my side even when I was cheated on for a month by my ex and mutual friend. I feel like I can't even use social media because I see pictures of them having...
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>>16476550
You start by deleting them off of facebook. You're asking your social circle to get offended by the cheating, yet you're sitting here pretending to be friendly. You expect someone to be outraged on your end, when you're not outraged yourself. Get rid of both, stop letting people walk all over you, grow a backbone.
>>16476565
I mean I deleted my social media after a couple of weeks. Nobody really gave a shit except one who asked how I was doing and then never spoke to me again. My ex tries to contact me and I just ignore all the texts.
I just want to find new friends.
bird bump
How do I know if I'm out of this girl's league?
More context...
What would you rate her/what would you rate yourself if you took a good look in the mirror
>>16476541
If I could rate both of us accurately, I would know if I'm in her league or not.
>>16476525
very simple:
>you feel atracted to her
she's in your league
>you don't
she's not
since everyother board has told me to kill myself I thought I'd try here. My gf left my a few weeks ago and at first I took it very hard and got better and even thought I was fine but this week the depression has come back and has taken me to new lows. It seriously hurts not having her in my life anymore I just wanna talk to her and had to delete all forms of communication with her so I don't. I've just been severally depressed this week and can't get past it. what do I do guys
>>16476450
Been there man and it blows, im not going to sugar coat shit so know it will continue to blow.
But understand the rest of us are happy without your girl and so eventually will you. Shit takes time.
If you kill yourself you're a bitch that cant deal with some stress, you're no bitch so you harden the fuck up and go meet up with some mates and have fun.
You had a girlfriend OP. You already made it.
>>16476450
talk to a professional psychotherapist, it really helps
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My (online) bf wishes for us to call our bond a relationship. I explained to him that I do not feel comfortable with labeling it and for him to let me feel on my own that we're in a relationship once we meet and get to actually know each other irl.
He keeps insisting on it and says he'd rather me feel a little uncomfortable than him feeling the terrible pain over it. I told him it wouldn't be genuine and how labeling it wouldn't make it different from what we have now but he considers being in a relationship is not something to feel about.
Is there any way we could reach the middle ground here?
Bonus:
- He says being in a relationship will make him feel more relaxed and that he can stop worrying. Over what, I do not know, he's not telling me even though I explained to him that I am not going anywhere.
- I do not feel comfortable because it rings a bad connotation of control. Especially since he considers belonging to another person to be a part of the relationship. I'm almost certain when I agree to something that he wishes, he finds a new thing to be concerned about and that the next step will be marriage or something.
good lord
>>16476377
>Online boyfriend
Ayy lmao
I'm dependent on being in a relationship, when I'm not in one, I get stressed, anxious and depressed.
H could be like that, if he is, he should get professional help.
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Need christmas present ideas for my gf guys.
She likes animals if that's at all helpful?
Stuffed animal plushie
>>16476378
Thought about that, sounds a bit boring
>>16476384
Your girlfriend sounds boring if the only way you can describe her is 'likes animals'
Lost my v card to some girl from work last week. Couldn't get it fully up and she left kinda irritated. I was nervous and I fap a lot. She's down to do it again but I don't want to fuck it up. I've stopped jerkin for about 7 days and she wants to fuck again on Sunday. How can I make sure I can get it up. Are there any cheap drugs or pills or something to help me.
>>16476339
It's like being autistic and forgetting that foreplay exist go hand in hand... SMDH
Eat her out, kiss for a while, shower together and most importantly, stop being an aspie you dumbass. Confidence will also take you further.
Horny goat weed, take a nap and your dick will be erect for a while
>>16476356
Thanks bruh. I tried to start out slow but she just pulled her pants off and pulled my half hard dick in. I tried making out and shit and feeling her up but I just couldn't get it up.
i need help
i'm addicted to porn (and have known this since late 2012 and have tried to stop many times since then)
possibly addicted to alcphol too (i recently became a line cook and have started drinking more since then)
i just had a long-ass booze-fueled porn-induced wank resulting in me eating my own cum
i don't know how to help myself at this point
jesus fucking christ
>>16476228
>>16476261
/adv/ pls
>>16476228
Sounds like you have issues with self control. Seek actual help, not 4chan.
This girl I've been trying to get with for a month finally, well, got with me. Ish. I stayed with her last night and we were getting it on. She saw my dick and said it was a lot thicker than she's thought. When she put it in she said it hurt too much and stopped after a few minutes. Then apologized for giving me blue balls. Tried again a bit later and again said it hurt too bad. I still stayed the night, fingered her, cuddled. I texted her today saying last night was almost perfect, and that it shouldn't hurt much of we take it slower. Thoughts on this? Should I stop pursuing?
Is she hot, though?
>>16476180
Why would you stop pursuing? Keep try and eventually it'll go in.
>>16476200
That's the thing, I feel self concious like if she really wanted it we really would have tried more. We barely tried. When we were making out she said kissed like a seventh grader, which I thought was a joke until she just sort of stopped, asked if she killed the mood, then had to wait before I could start it back up again.
Is no fap actually beneficial? I'm trying to improve myself in almost every way possible, so advice on other stuff would be appreciated.
I see no difference except for the blue balls
Is butter beneficial?
Is mountain climbing beneficial?
You need to state what you want to achieve, Flatlander.
>>16476188
I have a habit of putting others before me, and after being rejected for the first time, I'd like to make myself the most important person in my world. I want to stop all the anxiety I get.
So here's the thing. I've had a solid 8.5/10 gf of over 2 years now and have only had sex twice. I get blowjobs and shit every now and then but ultimately my sex life with her is stagnant. I live next door to a girl I've known for years now and was considering starting a friends with benefits thing with her to take care of my sexual urges until my gf finally comes around. What does /adv/ think? Should I do it?
>bonus points for tips on starting a fwb relationship...I can't take just jacking off much longer.
Bumping cuz I need advice
You've only had sex twice? How does this woman please her urges though?
Have you considered talking to your girlfriend about this? I mean, you've been together for two years after all. Seems like you don't really care about her if you're thinking about cheating/having an open relationship.
>>16476172
Have you talked this out with your gf?
Has she given you a legitimate reason why you two have rarely have sex?
