paying for sex doesn't bother me is that okay?
>>16479899
That's fine so long as you're getting a good deal and all
>>16479899
What's wrong with the girl to the right? Is the illustrator saying eating is bad?
>>16479914
stomach cancer is a big problem in japan
Do guys care about how a vagina look?
>>16479898
As long as it looks healthy and okay we don't really give a fuck... well we do.
Within reason, no.
>>16479898
Yes, but depends on what their fetish is, for instance some like a bit hair and some alot of hair or if your vagina looks like a ham sandwich or tight
> 28 years old, 150k student loan debt.
> severely depressed, bipolar
> parents in more debt than me
> we all work, no one is happy
> every fucking day I think about ending it, but cant do it to my family
> no friends, no girl
> no life, just go hiking all day and look for free entertainment online.
> live downtown and hear people...
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Why the duck did you go to college
> work as an engineer in a factory,
> workers probably think i have more money than they do.
> i probably have less.
>>16479870
dumb comic.
these people chose to go to uni and get fuck loads of debt. sure, nobody reaalllyy says its not really worth it, but still.
I'm a 24 year old virgin. Yep, a sad truth indeed.
I'm a university student at, frankly, one of the best college towns there is. For whatever reason, it's only now girls have started to show interest in me; in these last few weeks, girls have tried to hook up with me at parties, well, every time I've gone out.
Well, I am talking to this girl on tinder. She's 19, and only had sex a few times. She says she's not very good at it. Well, I'm one kinky virgin, and I seem to know what a girl wants out of sex. We've been talking dirty for about 2 days now, and she has gotten off to simply me telling her what I'd do to her multiple times and has shown me proof.
Well, she thinks I've had sex quite a few times, and I have of course lied about it and told her that is the truth. I've told her many fabricated stories; my family in general is adept at lying and manipulating... most of my family is in sales at the top of their field. Also, she has said the guy she has had sex with was a virgin and it was pretty awful.
So, meeting up with her and fucking in inevitable. I've never even kissed a girl. Is this going to be an awful nightmarish experience? You guys must know, I cannot simply tell girls the truth here because the truth is repulsing to girls.
Let me know what you guys think. I need all the advice I can get.
Don't have sex outside of marriage
>>16479863
I advise you that attempting to build a relationship entirely on falsehoods is an obviously stupid idea, and that you're probably going to end up humiliated, which you should really have considered as a likely outcome when you began this doomed endeavour.
I advise starting from scratch with someone else and doing it properly this time.
>>16479863
>lying
>at 24
retard, brought it upon yourself
since you've already lied, just tell her it's been a long while since you hooked up because you wanted to give it a break or some other shit blah blah blah. she'll believe you (since there is no real way to tell if someone is lying), and hopefully she won't think you're shit at sex.
just do what you want with her, don't hold back at all, thats what they all want.
How do you know if your looks are average or over?
You look in a mirror and be honest with yourself. Compare what you've got to what you consider to be good standards of appearance.
If you're attractive you know it, unless you have self esteem issues
why do you care. knowing the answer won't affect your life in the slightest.
What is art?
So I have not had sex with my boyfriend for three months. Every time I want to come over to fuck he always gives the same excuse over and over. He also never wants to come over to my house to fuck either. When I confronted him about it he just said he isn't interested in sex. He has no problem hanging out in public with me but we've pretty much had zero alone time for three months.
What's going on is this normal? Am I just too ugly to fuck anymore or what.
I get really depressed every time he shoots my advances down.
I just want some outside thoughts
>>16479808
>What's going on
nothing at all
> is this normal?
no
>I just want some outside thoughts
why do you think that clown is still your "boyfriend" ?
this seems to be the problem - he has already broken up with you but for some reason cannot verablize this so he doesn't have sex with you - hoping that someday you will get a clue and leave him
>Am I just too ugly to fuck anymore
why do girls always go to that. It'll almost never be that.
Possibilities
>he's seeing too much porn
>he has depression
>he's fapping too much
>he's eating unhealthy
>he's cheating
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Sounds like a bait
there's a girl i fucking love. but she has some other dude, a fucker who's better than me in every aspect, getting closer to her.
how can i win her over?
pls help me. i need you, guys.
Is that a corndog? Man I want a corndog right now.
Dude just get on that guy's level and get some other chick. Get all the other chicks. Then they can all make corndogs for you.
Become better than her man and then realise you're too good for her and find someone even better.
>>16479758
FORGET HER
Find someone else to love. Winning someone over never works out. This is a fight you can't win. Meet someone else.
>klinefelter's syndrome
>asperger's
>genuvagus
>infertile
>estrabismus
>one ear deaf
>fat
>ugly haircut
>hyperlordosis
>father left my mom before i was even born
>mother always hated me, says she regrets not aborting me...
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Are those excuses?
What are you doing to better your situation?
Either you live day by day or pull the trigger.
Do I have any obligation to continue living with roommates on a lease if they treat me like shit? Where, if I leave the lease, they fall below the income requirement and break the lease, which is a $2800 bill.
Like if I get regularly cuttingly insulted, have my character attacked and sometimes get physically hit?
I gave them several chances to reform their behavior but the hostility just continued up until I left. I'm staying on the lease now and paying $100 a month to help them, but I have no moral obligation to do this because I was driven out, right?
If you're willing to break the lease and pay whatever fees you will incur due to it, then you can do whatever the fuck you want.
>>16479690
How about you grow a fucking spine and move out if you are unhappy with your living situation? Fucking fuck. This is a no brainer
>>16479707
I did move out. Reading comprehension, please.
so if you cheat on a grill and she trashes your things xbox, tv ect. and you have it on record can you sue her for that and expect to win?
pick semi related
>>16479688
You could, but why would you sue over a TV and Xbox?
quite probably, but it'll depend on the judge. Getting dumped doesn't give you a right to destroy property or commit other crimes.
>>16479688
You could probably try to take you to small claims court but it would probably be a waste of time
BROS!!!!!!!!!!
I'm trying to go for the pic on the right. I got my haircut like 20 minutes ago, but I feel like I'm missing something, or worse I did something wrong.
What do I need to edit about my current haircut, to get it more like the pic on the right? I already know I need to clip the back....but what about the side where it parts over?
Also, what product is the dude on the right using ?
Basically, I want that guy's medium length undercut, you know. But then again, it doesn't even look like he's parting his hair over...
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Why the fuck didn't you ask whoever cut your hair?
Also yours looks like shit.
>>16479608
She tried lol
I can go back and edit what needs to be done though
What needs to be done?
Were you the one that posted the hairstyle the other day? Didn't people say not to get it?
>>16479562
I like this thread better because of the higher resolution picture.
i haven't cried so hard in my life as i have since yesterday and today.
>>16479580
Agreed. You can see the feels so much better
Where do beta orbiters come from? Why they are so damn persistent?
I'm a girl below average (fat, almost never wear make up, dress like an aunt) and I have 2 already
>telling them flat out I'm not interested didn't fend them off
>not responding to their messages didn't help either
They are respectively 5/10 and 7/10 but so damn creepy. Do I have to block them?
Are you sure they're orbiters and not just trying to be friends?
totally bait
The bait is so real. You made me respond though, so there's that.
Hey /adv/
Let's talk about your first kiss with your SO. Greentext if possible
Let's share some good memories
My first was on a party like month ago I think? I made out while drunk with a drunk girl. She kinda pushed me off of her but only after like 5 seconds
>I actually knew her
>Try to pursue her
>Get burned badly
>Actually lost all the interest in women
My boyfriend and I gave each other our lip virginities under the covers in my bed, on a cold October morning a few days before Halloween. It was after being best friends for years and finally becoming a couple the month before.
We were both so nervous. Our faces were bright red and we had no idea what we were doing. I couldn't have imagined a more perfect first kiss. I'll always remember it.
No one knew we loved each other. I went to my friends house, snuck in her brothers room and we went all out.