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So I'm in high school and my parents caught me with some drugs. They're kinda pissed and treat me like shit now. I can sense my family really doesn't like me now. Thinking about leaving home and going to some random city and starting over, but if I do I won't get my diploma. Also don't have a car. Should I leave home or stick it out?
Please help cause 4chan is kinda my last hope for advice
Stay, getting caught isnt the end of the world, just find a way to work that out with them. modern society just dosnt work out well with dropouts.
Was it weed?
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Hey there. So I'm in a programming course in a Canadian college currently. I'm a bit above average at it, but some people in my course aren't, specifically a girl we'll call K. K is maybe a 7-8/10, but is terrible at programming.
Because she's bad at it and probably needs better marks, I'm considering offering her copies of my code (modified of course) in exchange for sexual favours. However, I'm not sure if that is legal. Does that fall under prostitution? I am aware that it probably violates the school's policies of academic honesty...
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>>16473394
>Should I just talk to her IRL with no one around?
i guess thats the best way as there is no proof in that case. if you want to be super cautious use formulations that are ambigious to some extend.
>>16473411
Eh the stuff so far is pretty easy. I'll make mutilate my existing code and change some things, she won't know the difference anyways.
Also would this count as extortion?
>>16473394
>Does that fall under prostitution?
Yes. That's still trading something of value for sexual favors.
>Because she's bad at it and probably needs better marks, I'm considering offering her copies of my code (modified of course) in exchange for sexual favours.
Seriously, this is going to backfire on you so hard. Don't ruin your life for a brief moment of pleasure.
So, I feel as if I've got a kind of disability, not exactly sure what it could be, so please give me a hand.
I'm fairly good at English while writing/typing, but I struggle to get words out while speaking sometimes. I muddle them up, and fumble with my words, and I've been like this my whole life.
What could this be?
plz help
thought disorder?
the description you gave is far too nebulous. it can mean many things, it can even be symptomatic of schizophrenia, but let's not get into that.
>>16473383
During basic conversations, it's almost like random words come out. I start trying to pronounce, or say a different word that shouldn't be there.
Normally half way through, I stop myself and get back onto normal conversation.
People always bring up that my english skills are lacking, or I need to improve on it. But I just simply can't.
>>16473404
your brain is made of peas and every day it gets a little more mashed
so it is 7pm it is dark out I am getting ready to leave my job but there is this guy in a hoodie that has been walking back and forth by my job all day now that I am getting ready to head out he is just standing right next to the door should I wait for just leave I am kind of scared I don't work in a good area
Have multiple people leave with you or consider calling the police. If it's a situation where the guy in question has been loitering outside for over 1.5hrs it could be a set up.
Have 911 on speed dial and carry a small pen in your pocket as a defensive opportunity weapon.
Sack up nigga. Hit beat him if he gets aggressive.
Go out with a box cutter or a knife from work if necessary and gut him if possible.
If he has a thick jacket go for the neck and make sure to go deep and cut broadly so that you do not miss the sweet spot.
If it's a light cotton jacket as I mentioned before aim for wherever.
Just be careful as work box cutters are generally shitty depending on the type.
Call the police, your better safe than sorry
My girlfriend of 5 years and mother of our 4 year old has decided to, "Take a break", effectively creating a single dad in the process.
It has been 2 weeks, and she has been by to visit a couple of times, but how long should I wait for her?
I know people need space, but I don't want to be left in the dark in all of this and I want her to stay because she wants to, not because she has to.
I don't want my daughter growing up without a mother, and I will do whatever it takes to ensure her a well off life.
What do?
>>16473319
>Girlfriend of five years
>Mother of four year old
>Had your kid one year into dating
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
>>16473327
Thank-you for the advice.
>>16473346
Aaaaaaahhhhhahahahahahahahahaha Oh wow what a nig nog.
So I need some help /adv/. My gf is a huge gamer, really skilled, spends most of her time playing, whereas I am more of an outdoors type and (up until I met her) never played a game in my life. We've been doing less and less stuff together so one day I decided it might be a good idea to try and fire up the console and see if I could play a game (Call of Duty: Black Ops II, if it matters). I read the manual to learn how to play and then went to an online server–predictably, I sucked. I always got killed within 10 seconds and soon enough decided it wasn't worth it....
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>>16473195
Bait thread
1/10 got me to reply
There are more physical activities than just cardio, lift brah.
Swimming, yoga, tae bo. Push for low-medium impact first.
Just like all the games your gf owns aren't all that exist in the world.
Start with sandbox types like the sims or minecraft.
This is a thread for general relationship tips.
What makes a relationship last for the long run?
What can you do to keep the relationship fresh?
What are the keys to a happy relationship and marriage?
>>16473183
Whatever you do it'll die
Enjoy life
>>16473206
this
1.) Keep open lines of communication. If anything is ever bugging or nagging away at you, speak up, and speak up soon. Don't sit on it and let it fester or build up until it becomes something explosively toxic. Resentment is the worst feelings in a relationship.
2.) Stop and remember to enjoy the small moments. Grand gestures and big events can be fun to think about, but often times it's the little moments that make a relationship magical. It's lazing away in bed whilst idly chatting, it's that dumb joke you made while stuck in traffic, it's the...
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Asylum seeker from a 3rd world country living in England. Not allowed to get a job, not allowed to move out of country. Not allowed to have a bank account.
Been in this predicament for almost 4 years now with no sign of it ending and have recently turned 20.
I've watched all my friends and rivals grow up, get jobs and find love while I'm still stuck in this same shit hole with very little to survive on. I did find a gf and it lasted a year and a half until a month ago when she got tired of waiting for me to get a stable status. She recently fucked someone else, broke my heart.
I loved to keep an active lifestyle and went to the gym 5x a week but that was in college and now I don't know what to do since I'm home 24/7. Tried applying for voluntary work but none of them ever call back
>>16473151
go back to your own county...
>>16473182
no can do bud.
>>16473217
Oh well your fucked it seems.
Get into black market work or something if you can't work or do what the spics in America do and work cheap construction/labour jobs.
Or just go back to your fucking country as anon said.
What country if I may ask?
I don't understand this shit /adv/. Hoping someone else with anxiety problems can help me out.
When I'm at work, I feel perfectly fine. I can interact with co-workers and others no problem and no worries. I don't feel worked up or anything. However, it's just the opposite when I'm off work. When I'm on my days off I feel very on edge if I have to go be around other people, such as going to the store. And it's weird because even if I'm going somewhere that I actually want to go I feel awkward and uncomfortable. It doesn't make sense why I can be around tons of people at work and feel ok, but I feel like shit when I'm off the clock.
>>16473149
I'm exactly the same and it's a real headfuck I hate being in crowds of people - stresses me out. It sucks massively but you're not alone
>>16473187
Like today I went to the gun store to look at some accessories for a new rifle I just bought. That's a place I WANTED to go to. But I felt so awkward and nervous inside the store for literally no reason. I don't get it, it doesn't make sense to me. Why would I have anxiety for going somewhere I like
>>16473194
I wish I knew, if I go anywhere it has to be with purpose and do what I need to do and leave without stopping. if people get in my way by dawdling or being slow, I get stressed and annoyed and just want to get out of there as soon as I can.
What does it even mean to be a "man"? I wonder because I have no idea if I am being a man about some things. I feel like I am incapable of doing so much. I can't handy man fix things. I can't drive, can't change a tire, can't grill food on like a charcoal grill or whatever. I can't flirt and I don't boss people around and "make shit happen."
WHAT DOES IT EVEN MEAN TO BE A MAN?! Women shit all over men for not being able to do "manly shit". What the fuck does it all mean? For example, I want to meet a woman that...
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>>16473135
>What would a real man do in this situation? Keep in mind, I can't drive. How would a "real" man go about meeting this woman?
A real man would learn how to drive, get his license, buy himself a car with his own hard earned money, and then do whatever the fuck he wants. A big part of being a man is being independent and getting shit done.
To take responsibility for the fulfillment of your wants and needs.
It's not that changing a tire is inherently manly in some way. It's just that if you drive, you might come upon the need to change a flat tire. The burden of fulfilling that responsibility rests squarely on your shoulders. Being able to step up to that burden is the mark of a man.
Men embrace personal responsibility and do what it takes to fulfill it.
>>16473145
I feel like cars shouldn't be a part of this. I actually have a license but no car. Cars are so fucking expensive and the insurance company are total jews. How is it that they get to charge males under 25 more money than females of the same age...?
How do I tell my gf that her snatch smells like suschi without hurting her feelings? She nags that I don't go down on her enough and the last time I did (3 weeks ago) I nearly vomited between her legs.
This is becoming 'flat-fuck' torture.
Be more concerned that she may have a yeast infection problem.
Stop putting your nasty dick in her so often, the vagina needs a two day cleaning break between days of sex.
>>16473065
OOOOOOOH SHIIIIIT. We gotta winna!! Butthurt femanon...really? I know your sensitive and shit but I like your style. No really...you ladies have cottage cheese down their way before the shredder slices it. Natural fact.
>>16473077
That's the freshness seal of approval we have to rinse away before you pound it, faggot.
Why are there so many Mama's boys lately /adv/?
I just noticed that a bunch of the guys I know who are in their 30's and 40's are still living with their parents or still being bankrolled by their parents.
I recently started dating again and the last three guys I dated I learned too late have been living at home with their parents, they seem nice but then after a few weeks, I learn they are still glued to their mama's titties. One guy was being completely bankrolled by his parents at 42 years old.
Not sexy. Especially when the guys...
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Yes, there have always been people like this. There probably always will be.
Don't be so picky about your dating pool. I don't try to "avoid running into" certain people. I just talk to those whom I find attractive. If there's something I don't like then I walk away. That's the point of dating. You're talking about pre-selection for a selection process. That's silly. Just ask the question about job and home within the first two minutes of conversation.
>>16472956
These guys shouldn't even be in a dating pool, do a favor for the next girl, and break their confidence
Oh boy, I'm 21 and feel pretty useless for still living with my parents. I don't want to suck them anymore.
Here on my country is really common people living with their parents til 30s or more. I read once it's a poor country thing.
Should I go along and try to get into if so what book? If not what do I do.
Buy the game and read it when she's around.
What kind of books?
What interests you? horror, fantasy, etc.
Idk I havn't tried
My fiance puts his family over me.
I have talked about it many times but he still does it. He knows it upsets me. He is 27 and his mother babies him and guilts him into doing things and she always plays me off as the bad guy.
I love my parents but I know that he should be first to me because he is the one I am going to spend my life with.
It is a really big turn off.
>>16472758
well, he's right to do that, they are still his family and you are not yet... Why would he put you over them? Because maybe someday he'll marry you? C'mon...
You sound like a stupid bitch.
>He loves his family and doesn't give me enough attention
Is what I heard.
>>16472762
We are getting married in a couple months. I be fine if it was normal things but his family are not really a good enviroment they try to leech off him and his dad is an alcoholic. In the past he had dreams of advancing his career but they are so insecuire they told him not to do it because they liked the money he was bringing into their house. They belittle him into making decissions that he was not okay with and anytime he speak up for himself his alcoholic dad would come after him. I have been helping him become...
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it's been almost 3 weeks since i've been dumped and i've lost around 13 pounds
the only thing i can really tolerate is water, fruit, and maybe a baked chicken breast
is there anything i can do?
>>16472701
>give me your food?
>>16472706
Who are you quoting?
>>16472701
Give yourself time to grieve. Allow your body to go through every emotion. The less you fight your emotions, the better your emotional recovery will be.
