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will using an ugly girl as a practice girl improve my confidence or nah?
>>17319591
Yes but only because the first romans was ruled by kings who was black. Tarquinius superbus the last black king of rome was overthrown by the whiteys who ruled rome for a couple of centuries. Until sulla the great black general overthrew the whiteys and exterminated them in the social war. Now blacks was running rome again and a whitey wasnt seen in the region again until it was sacked by alaric and the whiteys eventually killed or sent the black romans to africa. Julius caesar was black
>>17319591
You're making the incorrect assumption that an ugly girl would even want you.
She doesn't.
She wants chad, just like all her friends.
>>17319591
Damn, if anyone should be forced to get a nose job, it's her. How can people be born that unfortunate?
Regardless, this is probably true >>17319598
One of my best friends thought i liked his girlfriend even though it was the other way around all the while i tried to make sure she stayed with him because i knew she valued my opinion. together with the rest of my 'friends' he destroyed my santity by having me take a massive amount of drugs and then making really subtle statements and testing me. I freaked out, became increasingly paranoïd over the last year, started to get a 24/7 drugs look even though i haven't even smoked a joint in 3 months and lost all of my friends. All i can think about is reclaiming...
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What exactly has happened to your "sanity" exactly? Understanding this will help you adjust to everything else. Unless you're sectioned of course. Kek.
I became paranoïd, have trouble talking to people, can't be open to anyone anymore, sometimes my brain freezes and i get an XTC glance, can't focus on Anything outside of my head for longer than two minutes and suffer from terrible night terrors so i can't even fucking sleep.
When i'm at a Party people ask what i'm on. And i get laught at when i'm walking in the street or try to not be a pussy and talk to people.
>>17319579
why the fuck were you spending so much time with his gf in the first place if he was your best friend? You are a dick head
why do men make jokes about taking a woman to the beach to see how she really looks like if theyre okay with makeup like concealer? ConfusedDesu
>>17319545
Because, they want to see what they're going to wake up next to without having to chew their arm off.
>>17319551
why would they chew their arm off
>>17319545
Because everything about women is a lie, you have to scrub them with salt water and sand to get to the truth underneath.
So I've been with my girlfriend for about 3 years, both 20 now.
The first year sex was amazing, I'd last for over an hour most times and we'd both be really into it, but the second year when we started college and being actual adults is when things started to go downhill.
We were both working our asses off during the summer to pay for school so where wasn't much playtime then.
When we finally got back to the weekly/twice a week frequency I finished by about the third thrust, which seemed explainable by the summer gap, but my stamina...
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halp guiz
>>17319543
this post was skipped becuase no one cares how long you last in bed
>>17319515
Wear a condom and stop busting inside a chick @ 20. You'll improve stamina as the sensations will be less and you won't end up with a kid prematurely.
What are some things I should take care before I commit suicide?
First of all think why you want to kill yourself. You can share it here, I am having a bad time too so I'm open to read it. Why is it so bad that makes you want to leave?
>>17319481
My boyfriend pretty much told me I wasted three years of my life with him. I was never worth it. I never will be.
My father has made it apparent that I'm going nowhere in life. He's ashamed of the person I've grown up to be. So am I.
I have no friends. I never go anywhere. Even my job acts like they regret hiring me. My mother wants nothing to do with me.
I'm fat, and ugly. Everyone has given up on me. My life is at a dead end. Emphasis on dead. I'm so tired. I'm done. I just want to be done.
>>17319499
Don't do it senpai.
everyone knew that white lines appears inside cheeks is normal,teeth did this or something like that .all doctors will say those normal reasons,but something really weird happened to me:from the corner of my mouth like somekind of sharp knife or needle pierce muscle direct down inside skins of my cheeks until deep inside my mouth ,1cm*10cm square Standard rectangular white
mucosal scars both appear on my cheeks,after 2 weeks ,they the almost gone ,but the corner of my mouth still have little scars left。i believe it was somekind of surgery,what was really happened to me?,please help me。
>>17319465
stop doing drugs
i never use drugs before!!!!!!!!
>>17319530
what about aliens?
inb4> beta retard
I'm not comfortable shaking my friend's new girlfriend's hand, and I'm not close enough to hug her. In general I'm not sure how to greet women anymore, but I just say hi and wave like a beta pleb. What should I do?
I greet him with one of those bro-ish gangster handshakes, because he's my drug dealer. Should I just do the same to her?
>>17319416
No. Greet her by waving your erect penis at her. Write hello on your throbbing shaft with a marker.
Nod at her when he introduces her, then say your name (if he hasn't already) or otherwise, "nice to meet you".
And learn how to shake people's hands without having a fit.
>>17319431
I already know her, but shaking her hand in a casual environment (us three) seems too formal or impersonal. I've known him for years, and her only a couple months.
Believe me, I'd rather just shake everybody's hand too, seems fine to me.
Am I making a mountain out of a molehill?
What proportion of your salary should you save every month?
help
Seriously: none of it.
Eventually you're going to get sick, and every damn penny you've saved is going to be taken from you by the health care industry.
Live for today. It's the only strategy that makes any sense.
>>17319463
>taken from you by the health care industry
muh NHS
How do I put money on my bank when i illegally earned it? I want to make money not on paper with designing but here in Belgium you need to pay taxes and also a lot of paper work...I want big money in short time not fucking half of what I'm suppose to earn.
How do I do this? Or can I work with PayPal without they knowing I make good cash? Or will PayPal report this to the bank?
Move countries
>>17319448
Smart I thought of this...I'm 18
>>17319366
You've already fucked yourself. PayPal reports to each country with laws requiring them to report. Just pay your taxes on it.
The most common thing that gets people caught is Tax Evasion, not the crime itself.
Be smart, setup a Trust. Funnel everything to the trust (pref in tax havens like Caymans) and setup monthly wire transfers to accounts you can easily access.
So, I have dated this girl that I met in college for two years. I used to think she was perfect to me. She is studying to be engineer, she is atheist and she leans left just like me. One day we got very drunk and we found of she was pregnant. We decided we might have a kid or two if we were still together in our thirties.
I wasn't bothered by it because I could pay for it and I was 100% confident that she realized a fetus is only a worthless potential human. The thing is she actually said she wants to keep the "baby". I don't even know if I want to be...
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Shaming is a terrible idea.
My partner and I have had one abortion and it is something that we both agreed to. That said, I was much keener on keeping it than I let her be aware of. It's something that you can live with but it haunts me.
If she really wants to have a baby, convincing her to do abort will probably only change her mind until after the procedure, she is likely to end up resenting you for it.
I'd talk to a GP at least on your own and family health clinicians. You are not alone in not wanting a child and there is a lot of material and...
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>>17319449
The thing is, I don't care and I though she didn't either. I understand religious people worrying but we aren't religious.
>>17319512
Its not about religion. Shes a female and has a baby in her. She is most likely feeling maternal and thats why she wants to keep it. Its not an easy decision as you make it out to be OP. This choice affects mostly her cause it has to do with HER body. My sister had one and she cried, even though she was 100% sure she didnt want it. She hurt for a couple days after too, physically. She threw up when they where doing the abortion cause it does affect your body. Even the abortion pill can cause pain too.
Can you imagine what life as a 5/10 female must be like in dating?
Literally doing zero work, guys throw themselves at you all the time. Never experience rejection, unrequited love or loneliness. Custom bf on demand at all times. Hell you can even hit on guys if you wanted.
To top it off, if you want to be a housewife, you can reject a guy for not making enough money to be able to support you! Must be nice.
>>>/r9k/
>>17319337
Not an argument
>>17319346
Your post isn't an argument either...? You're just making empty statements which show a real lack of understanding (when it comes to girls). No evidence, nor argument, no substance, just a bunch of hot air and frustration.
Is there a message that you could leave your parents & friends that would make your suicide way less painful for them to bear?
Make it look like an accident.
>>17319329
Say really nasty things about them in a way that makes you look like as asshole without putting blame on them
Please don't kill yourself. It is stupid, it is pointless, and it will harm everyone who cares about you in deep ways that they will probably never fully recover from.
Do yourself and the world a favor, OP. Please? Call a suicide hotline. Then see a psychiatrist. Maybe start seeing a therapist. Get the help you need.
Here is a list of suicide hotlines by country: http://www.suicide.org/international-suicide-hotlines.html
Here is a guide to dealing with suicidal thoughts: http://www.helpguide.org/articles/suicide-prevention/suicide-help-dealing-with-your-suicidal-thoughts-and-feelings.htm
Here...
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I'm a white boy that has no idea how to dance and doesn't have the greatest fashion sense, and I'm going clubbing with buddies in about 4 days.
I'm pretty sure I'm clueless with this shit - Any advice?
>>17319316
no one really knows how to dance in a club. its just fun.
dress nicely and get a banging parfum
Don't give a fuck about what anyone thinks. Have a good time and get wasted. Worry about other shit later.
My brother won't take a shower. He hasn't taken a shower or changed clothes in 2 months. I keep telling him to shower and he says "ok, I will" but he never does. He has a history of mental illnesses (depression, OCD, social anxiety, psychosis and whatnot), deluded thinking and some rather aggressive episodes. He also never goes out of the house to do anything. He's also obese. He won't even go out to go to the psychiatrist or psychologist. The psychiatrist agreed to still give him prescriptions just by what we tell him. He does little things out of distraction or laziness that bother me a lot. For example, when he gets water or soda from the fridge, he pours it for him and leaves it on the table, bottles still open. When he gets cake, he tears it with his own hands. So, I berate him (I used to speak calmly, but he plainly wouldn't listen) and I can get him to return stuff to the fridge sometimes. I think my parents are to blame for this, they are and always been too soft with him and now he's even more messed up. I thought I'd go to a psychologist so I can learn ways to deal with him, but I'm very skeptical about it. I'm very skeptical about psychologists in general. What should I do?
>I'm very skeptical about psychologists in general
Why?
He sounds at the very least highly autistic. has he ever gotten any test made? how old is he? how old are you?
>>17319267
Move out? Seriously it's not complicated, you don't need a psychologist. Your brother is not your responsibility, you have the freedom to move out, find a place that doesn't smell like shit.
>>17319267
Somehow get him outside and spray him with the hose.
Then say "Well I guess you gotta shower now".
Repeat until he gets the hint that he is a dirty, dirty little sewer child.
I am currently 20 years old (guy) and still a virgin, I live in Australia and most people here are losing virginity at like 12-13 so I am kind of wondering what I should do here.
I kind of don't want my first time to be using a condom and I also don't want it to be awkward as hell which is an issue because most girls my age have probably had sex at least 50 times so I am worried about STI and to a lesser degree about my performance
I kind of am thinking about looking for a 16 year old girl (minimum legal age) because I figure at least some of them have...
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Dude you are way over thinking this shit.
Sex is not as big of a deal as you think it is. Nobody actually cares that you are a virgin, because being a virgin doesn't even mean anything.
>>17319252
Yeah but I kind of care I want to be able to go no condom (idk how displeasuring a condom is but I find it offputting) and I don't want to have some girl whos had sex heaps and expects me to be some kind of ideal hot dude or some shit whatever goes through there head
Enjoy your unwanted pregnancy.
