>>17320710
Join the army

>>17320715
Yeah probably this

>Tfw planning on joining the AF for like 4 years now but they are letting in metally ill traps now..

>>17320715

I tried but the army in my country require you to have a high school degree.

>>17320633
>Am I a cuck for letting my wife be a normal person doing normal things

No

>>17320633
Umm... err... no. Why would you be?

>>17320633
What do you think bridesmaids do?

>>17320626
You should examine why you were so unconfident with yourself that you let yourself get abused like that man. I'm not saying the previous relationship was your fault, I'm just wondering why you didn't get out of it sooner which means you have some self-esteem issues. Pinpoint why. Is it your cock size? Your future prospects not looking good?

>>17320631
I'm not at all self-conscious about my looks or penis size (lol). In fact, my looks and vanity are probably one of the only things I'm confident about. I just feel like I'm too weird to be around people. I'm a very quiet person. I feel like since I'm a man I'm expected to just be confident, funny, and suave when I feel just the opposite all the time. I feel like as a person I'm just shit, even though I haven't done any wrong to anyone maybe since high school (8 years ago)

>>17320631
And my future is pretty bright as well. I just feel completely lonely and don't really have the confidence or strength to let anyone in my life

>>17320543
>Did I fuck up already? Bad first year, average end GPA, no top master, no top phD...need new goal?
I'm going to be honest with you.

Your first year is generally pretty easy compared to how it's going to get, and if you're struggling now, it doesn't bode well for the future. To become a lecturer, depending on the field, you'll need a Masters or PhD, and you won't even get into those programs, let alone finish them, if you're barely passing.

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>>17320556
Thanks for your advice.
I get your point. In academia, success builds on success.

I have also heard from other students that the second year is even more specialised (more of that not-really-my-thing stuff).
That being said (just to clarify) I am not a US student and don't go though that college/general-edu phase. It is major all the way.

>I wouldn't know how to 'fix it'.
>Does this mean that if you as soon as you stumble...
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>>17320599
What's your major? Do you think perhaps you've selected something that's not your strength? How have you been academically so far, through high school and whatnot?

>Does this mean that if you as soon as you stumble and don't instantly over compensate in academia, you are fucked for good?
Not necessarily. Like my questions above suggest, perhaps you're just not studying something that you're good at. Are you aware that you have to constantly be...
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reading hentai is legal
fucking children isn't
find a tiny looking 18 year old or get a child-like sex doll

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>>17320528
Find an Asian girl, they look very young for their age.

>>17320554
>find a tiny looking 18 year old
Don't know why pedos don't just do this.

Find the dog a better home.

Don't take it to a shelter or anything, take care of it til you find somewhere the dog can go.

>>17320541
Based on what I said, am I wrong on this one? I mean, I like him, I used to have more hobbies but I've given up on them to spend time with him, but yet it seems that he prefers to spend time with her, even if she cares about him for 5 minutes only

You have all the right to give the dog away to someone who actually wants it. You don't impose a damn pet on someone.

>>17320497
probly be better if you go read /cook/ sticky

>>17320536
/ck/ here. I lol'd heartily

>>17320497
Proteins and Veggies.

Simple Nori Fish:
Add salt and pepper to fish, wrap in nori (seaweed), toss in oven @ 350 for 15mins.

Simple Meats:
Add oil to skilled, salt, pepper and garlic, toss in Pork/Steak/Chick and cook til done.

Spaghetti:
1lb Ground Beef, brown that shit up, drain. Toss in garlic, salt, pepper, 1 can diced tomato, 1 can tomato paste, sprinkle with fennel seed, and throw in some black sliced olives. Toss on top of pasta.

That'll get you started. Add a salad...
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I neglected to mention I'm "addicted" to porn and masturbation, for lack of a better word.

>>17320463
>21 year old NEET

Find something meaningful in your life. Pursue a trade, earn a degree in a field you may enjoy. You're literally in the worst position, you have a GF who has as much drive as you (none), so you're more inclined to stick with your rigid-ass routine.

If you're with someone and you're cheating on them, you should just go ahead and let them move on with their life.

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>>17320512
Do you want a rebuttal?

>>17320460
Is internet dating the only way you attempt to meet women?

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>>17320471
Yes.

>>17320475
I mean, that's what I've been doing for years but cash isn't making me that much happier.

>>17320447
>we may have to marry in secret
What, and keep it from them for the rest of your lives or something?

It's not a big deal if it happens once, it only becomes an issue when it's a societal norm. Yeah you have higher risks for lots of deformations but in most cases that would look like a .3% going to .6% so hardly something to throw away a life over if this is really what you want.

Having said that your reasons sound fairly... pragmatic, more than completely sold on spending your life with this person. Surely you can find someone else who you find cute without make up and who shares similar habits with you. If anything I wouldn't worry about birth defects...
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Have you heard of anal sex?

Think of all the vintage memes on that thing. TOUCHDOWN THURMAN THOMAS

>>17320425
>Ew anon Wtf is all this?
>Shit from /b/ that I liked when i was a teenager
>Oh lol

>>17320448

Worth saving for sure. More curious about the porn though.
I remember beastiality used to big back in the day.

You're gonna have to accept it. People can't change fundamentals like that.

or do an inception
put her somehow in a situation that will cause her to start feeling bad about this habit and she will make a decision to stop
but she has to think it's her decision
hard, almost impossible, done it once or twice in my life, you have to use everything you know about her, like make her miss something she really loves and after that be nice at her or something i dunno, use the manipulative part of your brain

>>17320417
Is she Mexican?

>>17320415
Fucking kids can text at 10? Shit is getting confusing now a days.

Why is it complicated to ask her mom, you're her half brother.

>>17320421
She doesn't have her own phone (for now) but she has a tablet and internet connection and her parents apparently don't realise it does the same things

Trying to change that

You can change your stars, William.

>>17320411
Get a relationship with animals. Have a relationship with your body and get sucked off by nature.

>>17320411
>How do you accept you'll never be happy, successful or have meaningful relationships with people?
The first and third are extremely difficult if you've got certain mental or physical conditions, but success is achievable for everyone. You just have to figure out a reasonable standard, and then go reach it.

You probably overshared, but that kind of question is hard to answer. She's basically saying "I will put no effort into this conversation. Impress me with your skills and prove you're worth this pussy"

It's basically a shit test. When a girl says 'tell me anything about you', you pick one, interesting and socially acceptable skill. If you just wanna hit it, "I've played violin/sax/other slightly unusual instrument" since I was 4 is a good lie to open up most girls. If you don't want to lie then you actually need to be interesting.

A good way to call a girl out on this is to say something along the lines of "I'm actually incredibly boring, I sit at home and knit sweaters for my seventeen cats". She'll laugh and you'll gain her approval without lying
Ps. Never say you're introverted. Girls measure a man's worth by the value of his peers. If you claim introversion, her perception of your value drops.

Stop being an autist and caring about texting. You have a date set. Talk in person.

>>17320438
I think I did. What I said was I play soccer/track and work out a lot, I'm into politics/history/making a difference because she's big into libcuck feminist crap, I play guitar and piano, and I'm kind of an introvert. I do have friends I'm just a quiet person in general.

Well so is it still salvageable? Maybe I didn't say the right thing but I don't see how it could've been a deal breaker.

>>17320439
That date is...
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