>>17322806
I've never been more desperate in my life. I lack recources, moved here 2 daysago. So have fuck all and puked all over carpet.

Why would you even ask pol in the first place?

Try some warm water and Simple Green or other carpet cleaner liquid. Or dish soap if you don't have that.

>>17322815
Like I said, moved to this house two days ago, everythings in boxes, I have pino clean, some rags and a bottle of vinegar. I've just doused it in all contents from which I hold.

Empty house with nothing but boxes, some yellow pino clean and a bottle of white vinegar..I'm rummaging my ass off... just need something other than *baking soda and vacuum*

house of boxes and no recourses to clean. Was hoping for any desperate solution.

Go to discount places like ross or burlington coat factory

Shit even sears and kohls I could get shirts and pants cheap

Walmart has jeans for like $12. Nice? Who the fuck cares when they're that cheap, and jeans are all the same anyways. The wonders of Chinese slave labor have made clothes cheaper than ever, unless you are a cuck who pays a premium for the same sweatshop product with nothing more than a different label.

>>17322796
Shop at thrift stores, military surplus, and other second hand stores.
Take the time to look for quality items. There are plenty of people who throw out high quality threads bc they grew out of them, or don't have room.

>>17322752

Btw sorry for my awful grammar. Hadn't written in english since a lot of time.

>>17322752
let me get this straight.

you told this single mom to fuck off with the romance cause you're not interested in raising another man's child but you're still dating her?

now you're questioning why she's distant?

you effectively told her that "you have too much baggage" or "you're damaged goods" but "i'll stay around if that means easy sex."

i don't know if she's just that lonely that she still comes to you for intimacy...
Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.

>>17322758

She still says "I love you" to me.

just make sure you keep them aware of your friendship and that you care.
|
try also to keep them aware that they're not trash

Thanks anon.
I was writing a message to them anyway but I just reassured them how I feel and they seemed to appreciate it, so thanks.

If anyone has anymore pointers that would be great, but I guess there's not much I can do if they are already having help.

You should remove toxic people like that from you life. For your own happiness.

>>17322655
probably not. most people can't eyeball the length of objects.

you can be as confident as you'd like but if you've got a small dick then they'll feel it. i think they have three categories:

>too small
>good
>hurts

most girls discussing penis size to that degree are just spouting off nonsense.

i know how broad my hands are. if i grasp your cok with both hands i can estimate length pretty accurately. i also know what circumference i can close my hand on and go from there. but i don't even care about it so much. i just do it for shits and giggles. if you are inside average range, no girl will be able to eyeball your size though. or can you tell a girls cup size by looking at her boobs if she's inside the b-c range?

>>17322655
after watching crotches of guys since puberty I can tell pretty much what's there. Not that difficult

>>17322640
Tell him you've learned how your parents deal with strained relationships (divorce) so you're unwilling to keep a relationship with him. Apologize that you need to take a step back saying you realize this must be inflicting;

But tell them it is the right thing for you.

Maybe then he'll realize the responsibility of keeping important people around you and not giving up like a floppy faggot.

>this is bad advice

You're 23. Just ignore him, cut him out of your life. You're a adult. You can do that.

>>17322640
>I'm 23
Then you're old enough to tell him to fuck off. Seriously, you're an adult who can make those choices. If you don't want to see him, don't.

are you sure she actually has these disorders or did she just tell you that?

anyway, no sense in staying in an abusive relationship. may not be her fault but you don't need to deal with that.

if you're afraid to break up with her because you fear she'll kill herself, you're trapped. drop her anyway and if you really think she's going to report it

>my gf hits me

Lol check this fag out. You're dating an 8 year old.

Begin restraint measures - if she swings at you, grab her arm and refuse to let go until she calms down. DO NOT SWING BACK OR HIT HER, because then she might get the popo to back her. Plus it's wrong. Stick to restraining methods of self defense, like certain grips and holds and locks, and teach her she's going to just have to calm the fuck down.

File: 1467657533924.jpg (298 KB, 1898x1346) Image search: [Google]

298 KB, 1898x1346

>>17322627

I remember when I was a little boy.. 5 or 6 I think.. I had scarlet fever and my mom would just go to her friends house with me, then show them my wang.

It made me incredibly uncomfortable because it was a TON of people. Aunts, neighbors, my friends parents, ect.

At least it didn't kill me I guess

>>17322642

The shitty part is not knowing if anything actually happened

>not wanting to be raped by a hot relative

I want tumblr to leave.

Please help

Psychological counseling if you have thoughts of violence because she likes what you like

If she likes things you like and has things in common with you you get mad. Question? Do you have siblings, specifically brothers?

bump x2

>>17322596

>>17322596
I would assume he is fucking her but it doesn't matter. It would be him or some other guy. If she wanted you you would know by now. Move on

why does it even matter to you? if you were a good friend you'd be happy for them.

if you're not then they deserve better, and don't live with her, sounds like you're going to be a selfish pain in the ass.

what you should do is never address the topic, let it be, and don't try to control other people's lives

>>17322696
I'm not worried about them being together. I'm worried about them splitting up and leaving me in a weird position.

>>17322696
I'm not worried about them being together.
I'm worried about them splitting up and leaving me in a weird position.

>>17322522
Hey OP. An appointment with a counselor, although not needed, would definitely not hurt - but I would not go so far as to say it's something you need a psychiatrist for.

Before I give you my own shitty opinion on this issue - I'd just like to know how important being a straight A student is for you?

Also, do you have any coping mechanisms in place at all when it comes to dealing with the stress you've mentioned?

>>17322574
Being a straight A student is a side effect from the fact that I don't have any idea how to study and process information. I just read everything on the topic at hand I can, and I try to remember as much as I can. I believe I've tried to get marks lower than A, but examiners just see all my previous grades and either give me an A in exchange for easier questions, or decide that I'm sure to have read the whole textbook, so they give me easy A's and put more fuel in the fire. At least how I see...
Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.

>>17322619
Okay - my time is running out here so I'm going to be a bit brief (I'm on a terminal at work right now and am unsure if this thread will still be up when I get home).

The long and short of it seems to be that you are not managing your stress properly, be it academic or otherwise. It may be worth your while to read up on the concept of self-care, and to apply what you find there especially when crunch time rolls around.

I empathize with your situation, because I have found myself there - but...
Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.

Spoiler: those people are liars.

>>17322479

That "magic" is called being born good looking and not being fat.

File: image.png (535 KB, 877x866) Image search: [Google]

535 KB, 877x866

>>17322486
I wouldn't say I'm the most attractive guy, but I definitely am not the ugliest either. I have gotten with a few girls, but it's always just good timing or something IRL, never in a convo.

So I guess, tips for messaging/texting/snapchatting a girl you want to bang?

Sorry man but she's already said she's not interested it sucks but even if you have a good friendship just leave because you'll end up becoming deppressed and maybe even bitter.

>>17322460
she keeps talking to me, and before i even asked if she was interested she said she wasnt looking for a relationship. I didnt even ask if she was she just said it herself. wat do

>>17322485
if she said it directly to you it would suggest she's hinting she doesnt like you like that? I dunno man I just dont think it looks good. I mean ask her again and then if she says know tell her its all good and cut ties. Ive been friendzoned for a couple of years now to this one girl ive known since highschool it gets easier but it fucking hurts at the start.

Bump
I'm sure someone here has been in a similar situation

>>17322441
Your in a good spot op, just make sure you tell the cops the whole story, say she was becoming violent and you tried to restrain her, also a 2v1 helps

Claim self defense.