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Does anybody have experience about converting lesbians to bisexual cock worshipers? I convinced a lesbian girl to have sex with me to see if she likes it but I need advice about what should I do with her.
>>17323282
Bump pls.
Ask this on /lgbt/, I dare you.
>>17323282
well, did she like it?
Around 2 years ago I developed a fear of the damage caused by sunlight, or more specifically UV rays. I live in Florida so the sun is powerful here. I'm very scared of the permanent damage and early aging it does to your skin, and the look of being tan. For a long time I managed to stay inside while the sun was out, and do my grocery shopping and other errands all at night. But recently I've acquired a job where I'll need to get through 30 minutes of the sun to get there, and there is a huge window next to my area with no protection from the direct sun. Despite my best efforts, wearing a sweater in 90 degree weather and loads of sunscreen every single day, I'm already seeing the damage occurring to my skin, and I'm noticeably darker. It's worrying me greatly and I'm wondering, is this something big enough to quit my job over? Are there any extra precautions I can take to avoid the sunlight?
I don't know what to do in this situation, I cannot avoid the sun but I don't know if it's worth quitting my job, I'm seriously considering it though. It's so hard to handle, and I've been anxiously looking in the mirror at my skin every day.
start wearing a burka. i know youre probably not Arabic but there's more. maybe youll get discriminated against then you can file a law suit. just maintain your inner iranian
>>17323585
>>17323005
How old are you ?
That fear is definetly irrationnal m8.
>I'm already seeing the damage occurring to my skin, and I'm noticeably darker
That's called tanning. It's the way your body adapt itself to actually protect yourself better from the UV rays. The darker you are, the better is your protection. That's why african people are actually black.
So, my gf and I broke up.
I have members of her familly in my facebook contacts and she have members on my familly in her facebook contacts.
Now, she sometime comments on stuff my brothers post or put some likes etc. But it's bothering me and my heart can't take it.
Am i a bitch if a tell her to delete the members of my familly from her contacts?
>>17322881
>she sometime comments on stuff my brothers
I have some news for you anon...
>>17322921
both my brothers are married... and she never sees them
>>17322881
bump for something other than troll posts
Everything agitates this man, and it's been getting worse over time. A lot of mood swings as well. One moment he'll be pissy in a way I wouldn't even accept from a stranger and the next he won't be.
It's not just about me though, I couldn't care less how he treats me. I'm more worried about his psychological help. He's very conservative, dismissive, and a bit dumb. He would never seek out help himself. What can I do to help? He's 50 something and I'm in my 20s by the way.
>>17322731
*psychological health
>>17322731
My dad is similar. But he's very intelligent, very stubborn, and very angry over his life. And when people try to comfort them, he smart asses them into discomfort.
I have quite honestly given up and just depersonalize his fits of rage. I've tried in the past and my dad says he's too old to change. He's not willing to help himself, so anything I do is meaningless.
The only thing I still do is support him when he's being reasonable and ignore him when he's not.
In men, depression often manifests as anger and tantrums. We live in a society where it's more socially acceptable to rage than to cry.
It makes getting treatment difficult.
How the fuck do I move to a decent city from a small as fuck shit town? It feels like there's nothing I can do but save a shit load of money and go there and probably blow it all and just come back home after. I don't have any skills because of this place the only thing there is to do is cut trees or milk cows and everyone I know that cuts trees still has to go hours away for it.
I can't fucking live here, there's no jobs, no opportunity, there's no girls, the bars are all shit and just play country music and has fat chicks and rednecks everywhere. I literally don't need anything to live I just want out of here, I don't care if I sleep on a couch sharing an apartment with 3 other people with no food tv or internet just Jesus Christ this place sucks
are you that one asshole?
>>17322550
that's what an education is for anon.
i don't necessarily mean college/university. it could be a trade or a skill. something you are capable of or possess that can generate income.
save up money for roughly 6 months of expenses in a new town/city and just go. work your ass off till you stabilize.
or keep bitching in bumblefuck and end up with an overweight wife that you take to country bars.
>>17322566
So just put myself in debt and waste more time here for a maybe career?
Anyone here go to U of H and have taken a language placement exam?
>>17320727
I have. It was really hard. You need to prepare for it.
>>17321346
How did you do, did you place out of 1301 and 1302. Did you do it on your own or did someone Administer it to you. Did you have to show your student ID or just your regular ID?
>>17322302
Did you do credit by exam?
im looking for disturbed/insane individuals, im looking for such people for research, i wont explain that to everyone. ill say a little about my self, im a disturbed person, i dont hold life to any value whether its mine or yours or the termite in some old guys house, it all means nothing to me, i dont feel most emotions, although i feel the all of the 7 deadly sins except lust, now that you know a little about me i wanna know some about you and if you fit what i want then we can be 'friends' but if thats not what you want than i can settle for a test subject, FOR EVERYONE TO KNOW: i see humans as puppets just things to play with, doctors say i lost my humanity, i will on recognise you as my equal if you gain my respect which only currently 2 people have out of the many i call 'friends'.
what kind of tests do you have in mind? and for what purpose?
the purpose, my own entertainment and an hopefully an understanding of someone close to or as far gone as i am, and what test you ask, mental, emotional, kinda like a stress test that takes a couple of months
>>17322561
well, i wouldn't exactly describe myself as an empathy lacking nihilist, but i'm curious about your tests.
Give it to me straight, am I ugly? How do I improve? Brutal honesty please, I'm already depressed as fuck, it won't hurt. Just put down your thoughts.
I'm 18, by the way. I know I look 12.
>>17324484
hit the gym
Can you grow any facial hair?
>>17324490
I have never grown facial hair in my life.
So I realize most of the questions and answers posted here are from a younger crowd. I am going to take my chances anyways, if you reply could you post your age too so I can get an idea of the level of life experience behind the reply, thanks.
My little brother has basically been an addict in one form or another for years. After getting off coke, and then stopping drinking he somehow started using heroin along with his wife.
Its kind of amazing how we all missed the signs, he needed to barrow some money a year ago. A month ago he lost his job, 3 weeks ago he lost his kids and my parents are taking care of them, today he is officially homeless.
At least his kids are going to be taken care of.
I am trying to find a place back near home as I moved away years ago. I really dont want to move and I like where I live now but I feel obligated to come back and help out the family, maybe even let my bro and his wife stay with me until they get their shit together. A part of me wants to just forget about them all and stop caring and just do my own thing. This is my inner conflict right now.
TL;DR- help the family or jut forget about all of them and live my life?
31 You should help your brother out. Make sure he gets into rehab or something.
>>17324029
he went to rehab for alcohol, but that was his choice. I sort of feel that it wont help him forcing him to go to rehab. I don't have the money to help pay for that stuff as its mostly going towards buying a house.
I also believe that child protection helped get him some medication to help him with withdrawls.
Fuck that situation, I would just move away and live by yourself and worry about what you have going on in your life.
Hey adv. I enlisted in the army and my ship date to basic training is tomorrow. My recruiter told me yesterday I should bring a credit or a debit card to basic training. I don't have one and it is too late to get one now as I am leaving tomorrow. What would I need one for and will I be able to go through bct without one?
>>17323903
If you have a bank account, you should have a debit card. At least, that's how it works where I live
>>17323907
I have a checking account and I don't have a debit card, also that doesn't really answer my question
>>17323903
>>17323903
sort of depends on what time you are leaving tomorrow if you could even set one up... but then the physical card wouldnt arrive in time for basic.
going to fuck this girl all day
she's not on birth control and I don't like condom. I want to cum inside her. we are both clean.
best way to avoid pregnancy? just having her take morning after pill later?
enjoy the child retard
>>17323146
morning after pill is the only actual option but its a dumb idea. have you discussed it with her and she said sehd take the morning after pill? does she say shes going to let you fuck her without a condom?
right
she's okay with it, I just don't know if there's a better option
I don't like condom
I think I fucked up a friendship on Friday.
I was talking to one of the only friends I have in Houston, I told him about a museum exhibition I wanted to go to and asked if he would like to go. He said no. Then he said "If you're lonely just go with your sister. What happened to John?" And I had to explain to him my sister doesn't want to go and that John hasn't reached out to me despite my efforts of reaching out to him. He tried to get out of going out somewhere with me when all he could have said was "I don't feel like going" and I would have been cool with it. I admit, I did complain about being alone to him once after graduating college. I moved back home and all I do all day is search for jobs and I only go out for job interviews. I made the mistake of being offended when he told me that he makes it a priority to talk to me because I'm lonely. I got offended because it felt like he only talked to me to take pity on me. Not because he actually likes talking to me.
On Friday I told him that it was insulting that he was doubting that I didn't have any friends in Houston. All my friends are out of state or in different cities. That's when things got really terrible and he started ranting and saying all this stuff. Like he was saving all this aggression for this one moment to take out on me. I'll post a transcript of what he said.
Now my questions is, he's going to come back. He's going to come back and apologize and will try to make up with me. It's happened before so many times. I would distance myself from him but he would always come back. What do I do this time when he comes back? What do I say?
>>17322387
Here's what was said
Me: I just don't get why you question me when I express that I feel lonely or that I just stay at home all day since I don't have anyone to really interact with. I don't get why you doubt how I feel sometimes.
Jeff: I'm going to leave this one alone. No actually I'm not. I won't leave this alone. So I told you that I would speak to you like an adult. Let me follow through with that. So as a preface, none of this is intended to offend. And if you feel offended--I am not sorry.
1. In these conversations above, you see that I use sarcasm, humor, irony, etc.
You get easily offended by things or feels it's all a personal attack.
Get the fuck over yourself.
2. You're an adult, stop being offended or reaching for something to be offended by. If I say it wasn't meant to offend then I fucking mean it
3. I'm not going to apologize for every little thing you feel offended by just because you have the emotional maturity of a 14 year old. The world does not revolve around you. I know you're lonely---remember the last god damn thing that pissed you off (in which I said I made it a fucking priority to talk to you because you felt lonely? Yes? No?
Me: 1. Sometimes it can be hard to pinpoint it out when you use those elements. But in the past there has always been patterns of you questioning claims that I make about how I feel so sometimes it does feel like you question me and how I feel all the time.
Jeff: Jesus Christ I don't have the energy for this.
Me: Fine I'll stop. I'm not mad or anything right now but whatever
Jeff: It's not that I dont care about a person's feelings its just at some point you have to pull your fucking self up by the bootstraps and grow the fuck up
Me: I'm honestly not finding things to be offended by. I'm not. And I know the world doesn't revolve around me. But whatever, point taken.
>>17322394
Part 2
Jeff: I don't have the fucking patience to deal with people like you. "Every fucking thing is a problem, the world is sad, I am lonely, this offends me." I just don't give a fuck anymore
Me: I haven't even made complaints like that in a really long time. And these past months I've been trying to improve my attitude and not go down that route again.
Jeff: I'm going to bed, be offended. Send me a five page paper about how I dont care. Tell your friends too. Tell the world. I dont give a fuck, I dont have energy for your complaining and others. I have my own shit. Good night! Go write on your tumblr or facebook how mad you are
Me: I'm not even mad though. And I'm not even offended right now.
Jeff: I'll piss you off in the future. Let's get it out the way now. [Insert here something that is insulting, offensive, sexist, etc] Then send me a few paragraphs about how I dont care. Then say "whatever" 10 times. What other stupid fucking shit did I miss (Insert some conflicting stuff here) (Write about how men are sexist and only prize women for look or their sexuality then send me some selfies)
Me: I didn't mean to make you mad. I'm sorry. I'm sorry for not interpreting your messages properly.
Jeff: Dude go the fuck to bed. I am tired with you. Im tired all these other assholes getting mad. Don't apologize. You and the rest can go royally fuck yourselves. I'm done. Im really fucking done. No more. Delete all my shit. Block everywhere you can. Write as much as you want. Im done.
Actually I'm sorry
When you and the rest write about me, give a juicy context about how im an asshole or rude or whatever. Make something good up. Make sure everyone gives you sympathy.
Me: Jeff no. I'm not going to do that
Jeff: I'm begging you. Please, just piss me off more. Let's make up now and then you can find something to get mad about next week. Or you can try to subtly force me to hang out with you
Me: Jeff stop. I didn't mean to be insulted or anything
>>17322398
Part 3
Jeff: Or better---try some tricks to get me to date you---oh that'll work. Then when I politely decline get mad. Then say we're friends and try over again. (Tell me another story about how everyone looks at you---I'll fill the conversation with a compliment and reply back with something sexual so as not to come off rude) What about this---I'll keep apologizing to everyone because I don't want to be labeled an asshole. Nah fuck that. I give up. Every single one of you---I cant keep up (Invite me somewhere else) Let me decline. Then try guilt tripping me. That'll work
Me: You're not an asshole and I didn't say you were. I'm sorry I took offense because I couldn't read your tone. Obviously you don't have to hang out with me. And I'm sorry if I impose.
I want to lose my virginity so I don't end up like that 30 year old guy saying "You should of lost it when you were young its too late now" I do not want to lose it to a prostitute however, here are my stats.
>20
>Average looks
>5'8"
>Some income but no job
>No car
>Average sized dick
>No real hobbies outside of gaming
I mean looking at that I am pretty sure its literally impossible to lose my virginity in todays day and age where only the super hot get laid
>>17322332
Stop gaming
>20
>"bawww it's all over for me!"
Faggots like you are the reason why it's hard to get good advice on here.
>>17322356
I probably will soon it's starting to be less pleasurable
>>17322359
Well when everyone around me is losing it at like 13 yes I get worried being a 20 yr old virgin with nothing special about myself its not that I think its over yet its that it could be over for me unless I figure out a path of action
I posted this on /b/ with no help. maybe some here can give some help for a friend I'm 18 btw
>he is 14 and has been fucking this (8/10 9 in a good day) girl for a while
>the problem is that she is 23 (9 years older)
>his mom found out and freaked out
>the kid is scared his mom will make an scene and tell his father, because he really likes that girl
He just called me and need some advice, I told to try to calm his mom and tell her to accept it.
what else should I tell him /adv/
jail that bitch fucked
>>17321696
that hes fucked
and she is too only moreso
pedophilia in its purest form
>>17321702
>>17321704
The age of consent here is 14 and that is not the point they like each other and there was no rape. The problem are his parents she lives alone.
Hey anons, what exactly makes a girl a 'slut' or 'whore'?
On 4chan, whether or not the guy feels wronged or 'disrespected' by her behaviour.
It happens when a guy can't get a girl he likes to go out with him. Once she turns the guy down, she's a slut or a whore.
Of course, should she accept but move on later, that will also make her a slut or a whore.
She's especially considered a slut or a whore if she goes out with anyone else besides the guy she rejected.
I hope this was helpful.
>>17321350
Its weird because I knew a girl who is only 21 and has had sex with 5 guys, but they were her boyfriends so I wouldnt say she is a slut or whore. I would classify a slut or whore a girl who sleeps with a new guy every night or sleeps with a guy while in a relationship with another. Everyone has different definitions like I know people who call my friend a slut for fucking 5 guys and she is only 21 but idk since she was in a relationship with them I dont consider her a slut just emotionally broken being she has had 5 loves and 5 heartbreaks
