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>fwb says she wants me to be more rough and primal
>try to go faster
>penis slips out
I'm 7 inches so I'm sure it's not a size issue.Also because she's tiny and she complains I hit her cervix alot. How do I stop slipping out?
>>17324826
its all in how you position your knees (or feet depending on position). set them in a way that only lets you pull out as far as you want. physics will take care of the rest.
>>17324845
Explain. It's hard to imagine what you mean. I really want to learn how to pound with the force of 1000 suns. Pls halp.
>>17324826
stop pulling out so fucking far
you dont need to pull out a mile to fuck hard, most of the time when you're having sex your dick isn't going to be close to coming out.
Your problem is either you just aren't comfortable enough with sex and your own size to accurately gauge how far to thrust. It comes naturally, and with practice. It's a good thing you are getting it out of the way with a FWB.
The rest of it is finding a position with your knees or feet where you are comfortable, this is obvious. Just find a comfortable position or spot.
Just keep in mind a rookie mistake is thinking you've gotta basically pull out to fuck hard. I have a 5 inch dick and I don't slip out. I'm guessing it's inexperience on your behalf, you'll get in the groove of it.
I will be 29 soon. I am fucking hating my life immensely.
I currently work at a shitty temp agency
[read: Shitty bottom of the barrel day jobs that do not guarantee daily employment or even 40 hours lol]
I feel like I should have a profession that pays for a decent life. I'm not trying to be a Trump billionaire or 1% wealthy elite I simply want to have a decent life in adulthood.
but, whenever I get an idea of what I want to do or have some kind of plan I either loose passion or motivation or it gets shot down.
How do I persevere?
>implying there's anything but wage slavery out there
I have a great fucking job and there's no future. Unless you're already wealthy, the best you can hope for is scraping by. The middle class is dead, globalism won, not sure what any of us can do about it now.
>>17324805
With the whole Brexit thing, I think maybe globalism has not fully won.
Ugh! I need some positivity for once.
>>17324798
Have you considering going to college? Find a field you'd enjoy, find out the requirements of getting in the door of said field, and do it.
College at your age is a good idea, you can combine your life experiences and that shit becomes a breeze.
>I'm not smart enough
Everyone is smart enough, unless you're mentally incompetent, in that case you could get autismbux and vidya all day.
Hey /adv/.
TL;DR at bottom.
I really need help. The ceiling in my kitchen collapsed, and my landlord says that he wont do a thing about it. My roommates and I have only been here for the lesser half of 4 months, but the cause of the cave-in was a leaky pipe connected to the only toilet in the house. The damaged seems to be from years of water damage and it calls for the entire bathroom floor to be torn out and replaced due to black mold, that our landlord wont do anything about. He says that it is our responsibility to repair it. What do?
TL;DR- Landlord is...
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Do you have some sort of tenancy tribunal where you live?
I don't believe so. However I was told that my best option would be to call the health department and also legal aid, to help comb through the lease.
I think your landlord is full of shit and wants to see if they can get you to fix it for them for free.
It sounds like a health issue either way. He should be inspecting the property so often to catch shit like mold that is possibly toxic. If it turns out to be toxic mold you could probably sue the shit out of him.
How do I just buckle down and finish college? If I take 20 hours the next two semester I can graduate but at this point I just want to get a job. I'm so sick of being poor. I don't need a lot of money, I've inherited a house so all I need is enough for bills and hobbies and a pupper.
If you're down with anal I'll do you're schoolwork for you
>>17324728
I'm a top. For both sexes. I'm quite good at it though.
Give me strength /adv/
what's your opinion of my appearance? honest.
>>17324715
I'm not sure if i should tell you this...
But, normal person don't have black bars on where their eye should be.
I'm afraid you should get look by a doctor, anon.
underage b&
>>17324717
i'm really insecure about it :(
I'm pretty sure it was the shrimp I ate last night, but since about noon today I've been really sick. Any advice on getting through food poisoning?
Feels like my body is trying to expel everything inside it any way it can. It's horrible
>>17324711
Did you eat the tails?
All liquid diet. Jello, electrolytes, soup. Give it a day or two. If it gets worse within a day, go see your local doctor.
>>17324900
Of course.
>>17324906
Right now I'm just drinking tons of water because it hurts less to throw it up than to throw up nothing.
Does anyone want to talk for a short bit? I feel really really sad..
>>17324700
What happened?
Unzips my pants. Tell me more
>>17324730
Thanks for at least responding, anon.
I've just been depressed over many things lately. But today was a deep low..
I'm friend with this girl. I swear, she is so incredibly kind and sweet to me. I've never had anyone ever treat me like she does, ever. unfortunately, she doesn't live close. But we keep good contact. When we met in the past, she was so good to me, she paid for my food and train tickets when we went places even tho I tried to pay, she wouldn't let me. She insisted...
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Guys, I know it's immoral but how to steal someone's girlfriend? Seriously need your help /adv/.
>>17324694
by being better and generally more desirable than her bf, which judging by your desire to steal her, probably means that you arent. so for you id advise you to find your own girlfriend that other guys can be jealous of, not lust for someone elses life.
>>17324705
So let's say I'm better than the guy, what do? Become her friend?
Morals aside, that's just retarded. Why would you ever want the type of girl that can be "stolen" (aka a money-branching bitch)?
You either waste your time or end up with a shit girlfriend who will just be "stolen" by the next guy.
I feel like I'm in a rut. What is life lubricant?
Booze
KY jelly
Improving your appearance. It makes like that much easier.
I feel like every conversation with a girl is like a minefield. I feel like with every sentence, you say a wrong word and you've failed and they move on to the next guy. I'm not very good at this sort of game, despite being a quite sociable person. I feel like I have to put in a lot of effort to say the right things and earn her attention. Speaking of which, why should I have to work for her attention in literally 100% of the encounters. I always thought putting in a lot of effort, or "trying too hard" is very unattractive, so what gives?
Most of my...
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>>17324672
Because you two have nothing in common.
You bore her.
She bores you.
>>17324672
>Most of my friends, including girls, think I'm pretty good looking
>references /soc/
love is like gravity, if it's really there, it's pretty hard to avoid falling into each other
your problem is that you've never been in the right situation. It'll happen. You don't want the minefield girls anyways, that shit is toxic anyways.
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Is it possible to form a relationship with someone from another nation/culture/language that is as deep, transparent, and meaningful as with someone from your own group?
I (white American) met this girl (Turkic, Turkman) and we have a lot in common. We have mutual interest in each other, but I'm hesitant for several reasons. Even though she and her family have been living in the US for ten years and we have the same religion, we don't have the same cultural touchstones, we had wildly different childhoods, etc. The biggest issue I can see is language. English...
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>>17324643
Yeah that's what I'm afraid of. She made a good point though, she is exceedingly unlikely to find a Turkman guy she likes here in the US so she's motivated to adapt. IDK, it worries me
>>17324635
Date who you want to date, love who you want to love. Fuck everyone and everything else.
Humans have this weird fetish of separating each other. We don't live long enough to be worried about what other people think whom we stick our dicks into.
I dated a hungarian chick, i'm american. had no issues.
>Life is too short to be worried about some plebs who don't want you fucking other cultures.
My father is a complete cuck with no redeaming qualities. I'd love o hit him in the face but that comes with charges so I want to fuck with him a different way.
How can I make his life miserable without him knowing?
Steal 10 dollars from his safe every 3 or 4 days and spend it on pointless shit that you are going to keep on a box. When his birthday comes, give him the box and act like a happy son that just congratulated his father for living another year of his fuckng life.
What did he do to you? Why did he do it?
I bet your dad can spell "redeeming" correctly.
Ok guys, so I finally got a gf. She likes me a lot. Tried to give her the dick, it went well but I couldn't cum. Haven't fapped as often as I usually do. Ever since I got a gf my libido went down. I am not gay. She gave me a succ for 10 minutes and nothing. I'm am/was a virgin, does it count if a came or not?, I want to know what the problem is. I have been drinking and smoking a lot more often than usual. Could that be it? Could it be that I put a lot of pressure on myself be it cause I was insecure? Any help would be awesome. Thanks guys.
She came many times btw.
C'mon guys, I really need help!
lay back on the booze and smoking, and mainly relax. Explain to her that it's not her fault, just in case she takes it personally. You may just have a hard time getting there, some dudes are just like that. Not that big of a deal
>>17324702
Thanks a lot bro/broette. I did, she took it well. Thanks again.
My friend, her boyfriend, my boyfriend and I did shrooms the other night. My friend and her guy have done them before but it was the first time for my bf and me. We had very different reactions to the trip. It was going well for him for a while and then the trip went bad and now, two days later, he is randomly angry (he's never really angry at anything) and depressed and even feeling suicidal. For me, nothing happened. I didn't feel any effects of the mushrooms and didn't experience anything my friends did. I'm curious as to why I reacted like that, but significantly...
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>>17324618
You got to ask him why he feels like that? After shrooms, experiences felt way better for me. Take him and do something that would be memorable experience. Get more ideas popping. I personally felt free. I also didn't know I could experience that at all so it just left me in confusion of wtf I know. Hiking is fun as fuck.
drugs and alcohol will do all kinds of crazy shit to your brain. Take me for example I smoked some pot and was an alcoholic. Now I'm a schizophrenic.
Chances are it'll pass unless it has somehow triggered a latent mental disorder (unlikely).
As to you not feeling it, sometimes that just happens, next time you give it a spine you'll probably trip very nicely.
From my personal experience, I had a pretty uncomfortable/bad time on what I was told to be LSD (I'm doubtful) while tripping with my GF and her friends. The morning after and for a day or two I felt absolutely nothing for her, I felt guilty being around her because of how indifferent I felt.
This passed and everything is fine so I'm confident your partner will recover :)
Earlier today, my girlfriend and I had made plans for me to pick her up outside a cafe where she would be with her friends and afterwards head back to her place. I get to the cafe and she tells me to come in, so I park and go inside, after I get in she offers to all go out to eat which I think is weird because we were going to just go home. She gets in the car and immediately starts apologizing and says she feels bad because we had plans etc etc. I tell her it's not a big deal just let me know beforehand. We end up going back to her house and she cries for a while telling...
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also I should probably mention that the only reason I even bothered to call her on it was because she kept telling me how excited she was to spend time alone tonight
you were probably displaying body language that suggested that you were upset; tell her you're not upset, you were just surprised and nervous/stressed about hanging out with her friends
my bet is you WERE communicating anger, even if you neither felt it nor realized you were communicating it.
Communication is half speaker and half listener though, so if you can really guarantee through a third neutral party that you appeared relaxed/etc, then she's not interpreting you right a.k.a. she's nuts.
Girls are crazy. Learn to deal with it.
Also, patrician taste anon.
