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I want to give all of my money to a prostitute.
I was a 24yo virgin. I'm sort of normal except I'm autistic. Decided I didn't want to be a virgin any more and to just get it overwith the day before my 25th birthday so I got a call girl.
She was amazing, kind and understanding and the most beautiful girl I've ever seen. I had paid for an hour but she stayed for two. I asked if we could meet up again. Now we've met three times and I've scheduled a fourth meeting this Friday.
I know I'm just a john. I just don't care....
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She doesn't care about you at all. It's just an act. The moment your money is gone, she will be gone too. Then you will feel lonely and shitty again, just with the added ptoblem of not even having any money anymore.
Just pace yourself. Limit your sessions to no more than once per week.
Also, get a job (if you don't already). Nothing wrong with hookers. Just don't bankrupt yourself for one.
>>17325695
I know she doesn't care, I'm just a client and she's just doing her job.
>>17325701
How do you stop doing the only thing that's ever made you happy?
I only saw her once a month, she's not from around here so I just get a message whenever she's in town. I don't even want to see another hooker, just her. And I'm doing better at university and I started working out since I started seeing her. It's doing good...
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I can't stop drinking and my friends are starting to get pissed off
I'm spending so much money on it but I feel like shit when I'm not drinking
How do you fix alcohol problems if you have a bigger problem underneath?
Probably by adressing the underlying problem
>duh
>>17325676
But how can I address being a faggot?
>>17325684
By sucking dick and geting your ass impregnated ofc
6 months ago while travelling around the globe I met a girl that was quite special and what started out as harmless fun has developed into something serious which has been both very good and quite sad. But more than that, it has made me reflect on the way I live my life as a whole and I'm starting to think I really need to change my mind set entirely and that's where I need your advice.
So basically I met a local girl while I was travelling, we had a great time and I kept seeing her again and again and I was satisfied just being there with her that I completely...
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OP cont.:
This then led me to realize that the issue probably lies in the fact that I don't really have any goals to pursue or a plan for my life to go on with. I'm just floating about like a flag in the wind going with whatever makes me happy for the moment because I simply don't know what to do with myself, what I really want and how to get it.
And then that further led me to realize that the real problem is my depressing, nihilistic perception of life that nothing I do really matters, it's all just pointless and worthless and we all just...
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I'm in the same position as you. You described a similar thoughts that I've been having lately. I have no wise words (but i hope someone does).
Got kik?
>>17325697
No I don't use kik sorry. Let's just count on /adv/ to help us out.
Why does life revolve around working until you die?
Define "work" and "untill you die". Because like that, your statement is not true
It doesn't.
Because no one is going to feed you for revolving your life around sitting on your ass
What happens to the concourses after death? I wanna know after I jump off.
>>17325637
>>17325637
> conciousness
Pls no gag replies to my first post. Autocorrect wanted to fuck me over before I die too it seems.
>>17325640
It's reborn as a new being, depending on the state of mind during death.
If it's a shitty state of mind, expect a shitty reincarnation.
It vanishes into the void of oblivion.
My female friend wants me to go on a 2 day trip with her boyfriend and two his friends.
I know the girl very well (had a crush on her) but I don't know anything about the others.
I would like to go for it because the place they are going to is nice and all, but I'm socially awkward and I'm affraid of sperging at every moment that would literally ruin it for me.
Any recommandations?
>>17325621
4 guys 1 girl? it's gay, too many balls touching
Tell her you'll go if she can get some of her single female friends to come.
>>17325634
Basically I can't decide of anything, just yes or no...
>>17325669
Would you fuck any of the friends up the butt?
Hi, 20 year old kissless, friendless, hobbyless virgin here. Need tips on how to capture mein ugly mug in the best possible way.
Not like that. No reference to guns, you're creepy enough without it
Yeah just smile at the camera and watch what you have in the background as that could influence their opinion about you too
>>17325619
Uhm, you have a fake ass smile and a finger-gun pointed at your temple ...
Yet you're wondering why you're a virgin?
derp 0.o
Hey
I got a ping pong ball stuck in my ass, and I really cant afford going to the hospital or anything.
I read that my options are either to go to the ER or let nature take its course
should I be freaking out?
>>17325613
>lol, I am positing on the internet!
Just shit it out, like you shat out this thread.
>>17325613
That must have been one hell of a game.
>>17326359
I was just frisky and very limited on what I could put in my butt
Guys i was thinking wouldn't it be nice if we had 4chan in book form
A book full of legendary posts
A book to gift to your sibling, son or friend at their 18 bday. What you say channers
YES. Nope threads, green text stories, DEep webb stories....
fuck ya bro
>>17325605
its be an interesting project. you'd want to scour each board individually seeing what you could find. you might have to digitally recreate some of the lower quality posts or perhaps all of them to get them to fit on pages and read legibly.
you could do a different chapter for each category.
Exactly
How does one regain their drive to do anything?
> be me, currently 18
> do fine in way high school then lazily pass towards the end
> join football sophomore year but leave due to slight laziness and feeling inadequate compared ti my teammates in the weight room.
> try wrestling junior and senior year, get removed from team for not turning in certain slips (twice)
> get added to budding theater organization by schoolmate...
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>>173 I 25602
>on 2nd line , meant to say "early high school"
Also my dream was to be an Oscar winning actor, but I got lazy with my craft.
>>17325602
Pls help. I'm basically ruining my own life
Bad news. No one is going to help you and what any will say won't matter.
*cue shitty inspirational music*
ONLY YOU CAN CHANGE YOURSELF
Get your shit sorted. Maybe tidy your room. Like everyday. Then force yourself to do one small thing. Maybe it's applying for colleges or for a job. This will give you some routine. Just stay off 4chan. I mean you can go on of course but there is a difference visiting in the evening compared to staying on all day.
The thing I got from your post is that you are failing at basic things. I'm not sure if this is...
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I've noticed a change in my sleeping patterns over the past year or so. Before, I would be able to sleep 7-8 hours without waking up, but as of last year, my body can only sleep 5 hours at a time before it wakes me up. I suspect the cause to come from the overwhelming stress from school. Granted, I can fall back asleep relatively easy, but I know it's not good for my health. However, recently, the amount of hours have decreased to 4.
Can I easily fix my sleeping schedule, or is it something big that I need to worry about? And if I can easily fix my sleeping...
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Go to sleep at the same time every night. To an extent, sleep cycle changes are normal, but not to the extent you are speaking about.
>>17325604
If my situation seems severe, would sleeping at the same time every night have any effect at all? Or at the least, increase the amount of sleep I get in one session? (even if it means sleeping an extra 30 minutes)
>>17325596
See a doctor.
Don't assume, don't suspect, just see a doctor.
We're not doctors here. We're not reasonable approximations of doctors, either.
Go see one.
Am I being overly worried?
A girl I know had a nervous breakdown. Her home situation contributed, so she moved 3 hours away to be with a friend.
Since then, we've spoken on the phone nearly everyday. However, this has suddenly stopped. I call but no answer. I've text and emailed too, but still nothing.
It could be her new meds have made her extremely lethargic. It could be she's had to be committed to hospital. It could be she has had an accident. It could be she doesn't want to talk to me.
I honestly don't know what it...
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>>17325590
Drive?
>>17325591
It's a long way to go though if there's a reason. I'd prefer to know sooner than the weekend anyway.
>>17325644
Do people respond to snail mail that fast these days?
I know no one really knows my situation or will have the answer to all my problems, but just being able to voice them out and hearing what people have to say helps somewhat.
I had a situation last year where I was interested in a girl, and she was kinda interested in me, but ultimately ended with her saying she wasn't interested in a relationship for now.
Then I was out of town for a while. When I came back I couldn't talk to her. I thought she was avoiding me but if I'm honest I was probably doing more of the avoiding - I have a very shy and anxious personality.
It...
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points to whoever actually reads this
I read it anon and you know what, I have the same problems, Im 21 and I am a kissless handheldless virgin, and I have been in situations where a girl may showed interest in me and I have been ignored by text and calls before for no good reason. I try and not let it get me down but sometimes the loneliness hits hard and realize how great it is to be single with no obligations. Other times I just feel so alone I think about suicide but there is so much more to life than sex or other people, this is YOUR journey and feeling down only makes it worse. Accept your situation an move...
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>>17325589
Same anon as before, let the message sit. Wait for her to get back to you, but if you around her sometime, JUST SAY HI. SMILE. If she isn't ready for anything, act as friends but male friends are overrated. Get with someone who LIKES being around you that will SAY HI TO YOU FIRST. Id love to have a nice cuddly happy bubbly gf too, but good things come to those who wait.
Help keep this world clean.
>>17325584
I was so moved by this post that I printed out 50 copies and left them outside where people can pick them up.
>>17325584
>>/pol/
>>17326375
I love you. kek
I have a fucking weird body. I'm not fat, i'm not skinny, i'm not muscular. How do i fix this? Do you think girls are ok with that?
>>17325569
In other words: you're normal.
I'm a girl, and I'm okay with it. If your really worried you'll find the motivation and willpower to work out and change yourself.
>>17325581
No i'm not
My upper torso is skinny, you can even see the ribs, my arms are muscular and my belly is fat
