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I want to give all of my money to a prostitute.
I was a 24yo virgin. I'm sort of normal except I'm autistic. Decided I didn't want to be a virgin any more and to just get it overwith the day before my 25th birthday so I got a call girl.
She was amazing, kind and understanding and the most beautiful girl I've ever seen. I had paid for an hour but she stayed for two. I asked if we could meet up again. Now we've met three times and I've scheduled a fourth meeting this Friday.
I know I'm just a john. I just don't care. I want to take my life savings and give it all to her for just a few more hours. This is the happiest I have ever been and maybe the happiest I'll ever be.
Someone stop me.
She doesn't care about you at all. It's just an act. The moment your money is gone, she will be gone too. Then you will feel lonely and shitty again, just with the added ptoblem of not even having any money anymore.
Just pace yourself. Limit your sessions to no more than once per week.
Also, get a job (if you don't already). Nothing wrong with hookers. Just don't bankrupt yourself for one.
>>17325695
I know she doesn't care, I'm just a client and she's just doing her job.
>>17325701
How do you stop doing the only thing that's ever made you happy?
I only saw her once a month, she's not from around here so I just get a message whenever she's in town. I don't even want to see another hooker, just her. And I'm doing better at university and I started working out since I started seeing her. It's doing good for me but I know it's just not a good thing long term. I know that some day she will quit the business and I'll be crushed.
I'm just thinking "Maybe I should get the most out of it before she disappears". I have a LOT of money (through inheritance) and I never really got anything for myself. Maybe this is what I'll get for myself. I don't wanna die with a lot of money, only having experienced happiness a few times in my life.
I can't stop drinking and my friends are starting to get pissed off
I'm spending so much money on it but I feel like shit when I'm not drinking
How do you fix alcohol problems if you have a bigger problem underneath?
Probably by adressing the underlying problem
>duh
>>17325676
But how can I address being a faggot?
>>17325684
By sucking dick and geting your ass impregnated ofc
6 months ago while travelling around the globe I met a girl that was quite special and what started out as harmless fun has developed into something serious which has been both very good and quite sad. But more than that, it has made me reflect on the way I live my life as a whole and I'm starting to think I really need to change my mind set entirely and that's where I need your advice.
So basically I met a local girl while I was travelling, we had a great time and I kept seeing her again and again and I was satisfied just being there with her that I completely put my travels on hold and bummed around for many, many months in a place that I knew wasn't good for me with a girl I knew I could never make a serious relationship work with. Now I've had to move on due to work, and I'm thinking about what happened and feel terrible about having wasted my time and gotten so far of track even though I had a great time and was very happy during that period of time.
However, I realize that I have a strong tendency to just go with the flow, whenever I meet someone I like or have a good bunch of people to hang out with then I completely put my plans and goals aside to desperately cling on to that connection and make it last as long as I can. Eventually, they move on with their lives and doing what they want to do while I'm left behind moaning about the good time that has come to an end. I think this is a pretty pathetic approach to life on my side and I really need to start taking charge of my life, go my way and pursue my goals. That seems like a confident, strong mentality.
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OP cont.:
This then led me to realize that the issue probably lies in the fact that I don't really have any goals to pursue or a plan for my life to go on with. I'm just floating about like a flag in the wind going with whatever makes me happy for the moment because I simply don't know what to do with myself, what I really want and how to get it.
And then that further led me to realize that the real problem is my depressing, nihilistic perception of life that nothing I do really matters, it's all just pointless and worthless and we all just die anyway. I just don't care much about anything. Not enough to put any effort into it or try to change anything about it. Might as well just get the most fun out of it while it lasts. And that's just what I do, I've done just enough to get through school, got bored of everything back home, didn't want to go the average joe's career path so I fucked off to travel. And I don't even think I enjoy travelling much, I just want to get away from friends and relatives judging me for doing fuck all with my life.
I don't really know where I'm going with this. That's just my thought process and I'm working on a way of fixing my life, find some sort of motivation and grow a pair and go on my path. Any thoughts or advice on any of my rambling is highly appreciated.
I'm in the same position as you. You described a similar thoughts that I've been having lately. I have no wise words (but i hope someone does).
Got kik?
>>17325697
No I don't use kik sorry. Let's just count on /adv/ to help us out.
Why does life revolve around working until you die?
Define "work" and "untill you die". Because like that, your statement is not true
It doesn't.
Because no one is going to feed you for revolving your life around sitting on your ass
What happens to the concourses after death? I wanna know after I jump off.
>>17325637
>>17325637
> conciousness
Pls no gag replies to my first post. Autocorrect wanted to fuck me over before I die too it seems.
>>17325640
It's reborn as a new being, depending on the state of mind during death.
If it's a shitty state of mind, expect a shitty reincarnation.
It vanishes into the void of oblivion.
My female friend wants me to go on a 2 day trip with her boyfriend and two his friends.
I know the girl very well (had a crush on her) but I don't know anything about the others.
I would like to go for it because the place they are going to is nice and all, but I'm socially awkward and I'm affraid of sperging at every moment that would literally ruin it for me.
Any recommandations?
>>17325621
4 guys 1 girl? it's gay, too many balls touching
Tell her you'll go if she can get some of her single female friends to come.
>>17325634
Basically I can't decide of anything, just yes or no...
>>17325669
Would you fuck any of the friends up the butt?
Hi, 20 year old kissless, friendless, hobbyless virgin here. Need tips on how to capture mein ugly mug in the best possible way.
Not like that. No reference to guns, you're creepy enough without it
Yeah just smile at the camera and watch what you have in the background as that could influence their opinion about you too
>>17325619
Uhm, you have a fake ass smile and a finger-gun pointed at your temple ...
Yet you're wondering why you're a virgin?
derp 0.o
Hey
I got a ping pong ball stuck in my ass, and I really cant afford going to the hospital or anything.
I read that my options are either to go to the ER or let nature take its course
should I be freaking out?
>>17325613
>lol, I am positing on the internet!
Just shit it out, like you shat out this thread.
>>17325613
That must have been one hell of a game.
>>17326359
I was just frisky and very limited on what I could put in my butt
Guys i was thinking wouldn't it be nice if we had 4chan in book form
A book full of legendary posts
A book to gift to your sibling, son or friend at their 18 bday. What you say channers
YES. Nope threads, green text stories, DEep webb stories....
fuck ya bro
>>17325605
its be an interesting project. you'd want to scour each board individually seeing what you could find. you might have to digitally recreate some of the lower quality posts or perhaps all of them to get them to fit on pages and read legibly.
you could do a different chapter for each category.
Exactly
How does one regain their drive to do anything?
> be me, currently 18
> do fine in way high school then lazily pass towards the end
> join football sophomore year but leave due to slight laziness and feeling inadequate compared ti my teammates in the weight room.
> try wrestling junior and senior year, get removed from team for not turning in certain slips (twice)
> get added to budding theater organization by schoolmate and his then 18 yo buddy.
> miss certain days of meetings, get removed
>gave me a second chance, I get added again, then I got myself removed this week.
> turn college papers late
> no reply or denial from CUNY colleges.
> left job 8 months ago because coworkers I had beef with stayed
> can't even motivate self to suicide properly
> I'm verging on NEET
tl; dr I'm a fucking loser who needs to learn motivation
>>173 I 25602
>on 2nd line , meant to say "early high school"
Also my dream was to be an Oscar winning actor, but I got lazy with my craft.
>>17325602
Pls help. I'm basically ruining my own life
Bad news. No one is going to help you and what any will say won't matter.
*cue shitty inspirational music*
ONLY YOU CAN CHANGE YOURSELF
Get your shit sorted. Maybe tidy your room. Like everyday. Then force yourself to do one small thing. Maybe it's applying for colleges or for a job. This will give you some routine. Just stay off 4chan. I mean you can go on of course but there is a difference visiting in the evening compared to staying on all day.
The thing I got from your post is that you are failing at basic things. I'm not sure if this is a motivation but plenty of idiot's out there have amounted to more than one you've currently done. In a weird way that gives me hope. I feel like if anyone can hold a job, then I can too.
I'll be around if you want to chat.
I've noticed a change in my sleeping patterns over the past year or so. Before, I would be able to sleep 7-8 hours without waking up, but as of last year, my body can only sleep 5 hours at a time before it wakes me up. I suspect the cause to come from the overwhelming stress from school. Granted, I can fall back asleep relatively easy, but I know it's not good for my health. However, recently, the amount of hours have decreased to 4.
Can I easily fix my sleeping schedule, or is it something big that I need to worry about? And if I can easily fix my sleeping schedule, how can I go about doing so?
Go to sleep at the same time every night. To an extent, sleep cycle changes are normal, but not to the extent you are speaking about.
>>17325604
If my situation seems severe, would sleeping at the same time every night have any effect at all? Or at the least, increase the amount of sleep I get in one session? (even if it means sleeping an extra 30 minutes)
>>17325596
See a doctor.
Don't assume, don't suspect, just see a doctor.
We're not doctors here. We're not reasonable approximations of doctors, either.
Go see one.
Am I being overly worried?
A girl I know had a nervous breakdown. Her home situation contributed, so she moved 3 hours away to be with a friend.
Since then, we've spoken on the phone nearly everyday. However, this has suddenly stopped. I call but no answer. I've text and emailed too, but still nothing.
It could be her new meds have made her extremely lethargic. It could be she's had to be committed to hospital. It could be she has had an accident. It could be she doesn't want to talk to me.
I honestly don't know what it is. My only options are:
1) Write a letter to her and friend asking for a call
2) drive down there at the weekend and see if I can find out what's happened
Help?
>>17325590
Drive?
>>17325591
It's a long way to go though if there's a reason. I'd prefer to know sooner than the weekend anyway.
>>17325644
Do people respond to snail mail that fast these days?
I know no one really knows my situation or will have the answer to all my problems, but just being able to voice them out and hearing what people have to say helps somewhat.
I had a situation last year where I was interested in a girl, and she was kinda interested in me, but ultimately ended with her saying she wasn't interested in a relationship for now.
Then I was out of town for a while. When I came back I couldn't talk to her. I thought she was avoiding me but if I'm honest I was probably doing more of the avoiding - I have a very shy and anxious personality.
It took me a while, but eventually organised to sit down and talk with her. We talked over what had happened and what was going on. She said she wasn't avoiding me or anything, but was just preoccupied. After that I thought everything was better now and we could at least continue being friends again. There was a few things I ran out of time to say, and she likes letters so I wrote her one to say them.
Now that was a bit more than a month ago. We've been around each other but not talked at all pretty much. And I just don't understand why. Indeed I'm incredibly frustrated with myself that I can't just go up to her and say "hi", she's acknowledged me but I don't know why she doesn't say anything to me either.
A few days ago I tried calling her to talk things over and express my own frustration. She didn't answer but later sent me a message saying she was busy. I messaged back saying why I called, and then nothing. Haven't heard from her and I don't know what to do.
She is a genuinely nice person, and don't imagine she would play with me or ignore me without good reason. I don't know if I should try call her again or send her another message or talk to one of her friends or what. I need to do something though, I know it's small in the grand scheme of things, but it is taking it's toll on me emotionally, and I am depressive
points to whoever actually reads this
I read it anon and you know what, I have the same problems, Im 21 and I am a kissless handheldless virgin, and I have been in situations where a girl may showed interest in me and I have been ignored by text and calls before for no good reason. I try and not let it get me down but sometimes the loneliness hits hard and realize how great it is to be single with no obligations. Other times I just feel so alone I think about suicide but there is so much more to life than sex or other people, this is YOUR journey and feeling down only makes it worse. Accept your situation an move on is the best I can tell you, I am tired sorry if this is written poorly but man, if you DECIDE to look at life in a different light then things will change, if you EXPLORE unexpected thing will HAPPEN. How old are you anon?
>>17325589
Same anon as before, let the message sit. Wait for her to get back to you, but if you around her sometime, JUST SAY HI. SMILE. If she isn't ready for anything, act as friends but male friends are overrated. Get with someone who LIKES being around you that will SAY HI TO YOU FIRST. Id love to have a nice cuddly happy bubbly gf too, but good things come to those who wait.
Help keep this world clean.
>>17325584
I was so moved by this post that I printed out 50 copies and left them outside where people can pick them up.
>>17325584
>>/pol/
>>17326375
I love you. kek
I have a fucking weird body. I'm not fat, i'm not skinny, i'm not muscular. How do i fix this? Do you think girls are ok with that?
>>17325569
In other words: you're normal.
I'm a girl, and I'm okay with it. If your really worried you'll find the motivation and willpower to work out and change yourself.
>>17325581
No i'm not
My upper torso is skinny, you can even see the ribs, my arms are muscular and my belly is fat
