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I got blackout drunk at my friends wedding and broke a family base worth about $300. I bought them a nice afghan rug that was about 400 on sale as a housewarming gift to make up for it. However, after putting it down in my own apartment, I really wanted to get myself one as well. The room felt so much cozier and tied together with a rug there.
But I also don't want to be selfish. I'm trying to stay on the path of Buddhism but it is difficult. I really want a rug now. Should I buy myself one as well? I guess I could get a cheaper one. Pic related, it's the rug.
Fuck it keep the rug man. Buy them another one later.
>>17327102
I already gave it to them.
>>17327104
Well then buy another one. If you like it you like it, there's nothing wrong with that.
My gf visited me on the seaside.. we went for a swim...came back to my place where we did it.. used condoma and everything
But two days later she says that she started bleedin and that it kinda burns when she pees..
Could it be a minor infection or smtin couse of the salt...water...maby stress...i looked it up and it said only a minor infection..but i need advice guys...plss no trolls
its only a minor infection
How sure are you?
>>17327042
Maybe got sand in her vagina.
>used to be as socially awkward and insufferable as picrelated all my life
>fixed myself in freshman year of college, now try my best to say hi to people i know, do small talk and accept any invitations to hangouts
What else can i improve?
>hanholdless female, looks are average, hobbies are picrelated
>female
Exist.
Show up in groups.
Take care of your hair and face.
Don't get fat.
>>17327030
As the cliche goes... Fucking work out, and dress like people your age. Take care of your hygiene like cutting your hair and shit.
stop watching anime and go out
Oy there /adv/,
Background: I just got a kick ass job that I start in two weeks
Problem: smoked weed two weeks ago
It should be about the 30 day but how do I ensure that shit's out of my system?
Side quest: How often do jobs drug test employees they already have?
>>17327016
Go for runs and sweat a ton, drink way too much fucking water, eat a lot of fibre and shit a lot. Flush your system. Caffeine also helps (makes you sweat, makes you need to pee, makes some people need to shit as well). If you are even a little lactose intolerant, drink a bunch of milk products and spend a day with diarrhea.
Side quest: Totally up to the company policy. Sometimes never. Sometimes it's once a month. You'll find out soon enough.
>>17327016
you just have to wait a week. unless they do a hair follicle test which i highly doubt.
drink lots of water and do a bit of cardio to sweat it out a bit more if you want.
Don't take any risks..
For $10 you can buy fake piss online.
They're going to send you into a bathroom by yourself after asking you to empty your pockets. Just keep it somewhere it won't make a bulge/wear cargo pants.
It's not the police, they won't pat you down or look at your dick.
Can anyone post any information related to forcing an abortion? I don goof and having one is illegal on my shitty country. Pic unrelated
Take a holiday to somewhere where abortions are legal.
>>17327046
We are 19yo and don't want anyone to find out
>>17327077
Take a holiday to somewhere where abortions are legal. You dont need to tell people why you are going there.
19yo is an adult in most countries. Do what you want.
Hello /adv/
I am in need of some legal advice with regards to selling Aku Aku masks(crash bandicoot masks)
I can sell them for 120 eu each, since a lot of people are interested.
However, i dont know if im at risk of being sued.
Is there anyone here who can help me?
>>17327014
those look like kak kak masks to me.
i see no resemblance.
>>17327028
fuck off
>>17327014
You realize people make cosplay and sell this type of shit all the time. As long as you're not claiming that they're official or made by the company, you're not liable. Additionally should you get in trouble, they just send a cease and desist.
What's the best way to improve self esteem? Even when good things happen I always find the worst in them. For example:
>random girl flirts with me
>"y-you too"
>spend the next two days upset about how I didn't follow up on that and try to get her number or something
>tfw that will never happen again
Anxiety is awful but I'm thinking low self esteem might be even worse. I tried to be happy that anyone was even interested...
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>>17326952
it seems to me your issues stem from all your self esteem being based on interactions with women.
>>17326988
I don't get to interact with women so often because if I'm being completely honest with myself, I'm terrified. The only times I interact with women are when they take a particular interest in me and I always fuck that up. Even when communicating with guys I find myself drained afterwards and feel like I came off as a bitch or something.
It doesn't help that I think I'm ugly.
>>17326952
what betas or fake alphas believe self-confidence is:
>my value as a person is strictly dictated by my ability to impress and attract members of the opposite sex
what true self-confidence is:
>i hold value as an individual and actively pursue bettering myself for my own sake (which happens to help in attracting members of the opposite sex)
Is it possible with a lot of free time to learn to play the piano by ear using only online resources, without a teacher?
>>17326942
possible yes. plausible, no. ideally you should get some very basic piano lessons for someone to catch you up to the point where you can play a song that requires your hands to be doing two different things at the exact same time.
once you break that point you can pretty much learn on your own. if ur not dedicated to pay 15 bucks a week for some basic ass lessons than you aren't dedicated enough to learn on your own anyway.
>>17326942
Do you have rhythm? Piano is very difficult because not only are you dealing with counter point, and counter melody very early on you're also incorporating poly rhythms quite quickly
>>17326942
Most definitely.
I never had a teacher and I've been playing for about 10 years now, YouTube is your friend, eventually you'll start to notice patterns, you'll know what I mean when it happens, but yeah, you most definitely can, it just comes down to persistence.
Hey /adv/ I need some advice.
This guy and I have really clicked and we hang out a lot. When we first started hanging out he was more flirty and touchy but after I sort of confessed to him he's been more reserved.
I figured he lost interest or something but people around us have only started telling me they think he's really into me more and more. They say he talks about me in a special way and gets nervous when I walk into the room. I don't really see any of it and it just seems he's not that into me. I mean he's had every chance to make...
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>>17326937
well, what did he say when you brought this up with him you shy bitch?
>>17326953
>you shy bitch
Well that's uncalled for.
as always, there's two options: he's either attracted to you and shy to make a move or he's not into you. The easy way to find out is to make a move, say you like him and ask him out.
are you flirty with other people? he could've thought you were into him then realized it's your normal behaviour.
My workplace occasionally gives me random soft drinks and snacks which I take home because my son likes them (and I don't have any soft drinks and shit at home). But yesterday they gave me some kind of modern, faggy, fruit-flavored sparkling water that I didn't realise had alcohol in it and gave it to my kid.
Will this have any serious consequences on his development and what should I do?
ya blew it
hes gonna be retarded within a couple of months
>>17326929
>Will this have any serious consequences on his development
None
>and what should I do?
Sue the pants off your employer. Because AMERICA!!!
>>17326929
It won't. Kids in Lebanon drink from 10 or 11 and are fine. If it's just one serving, it's fine.
> Be me on holiday with GF in Paris
> We're buzzed, I convince her to try something new
> We watch some porn together, start off with lesbian porn because she picked it
> She goes fucking off, cums in seconds
> She's always been incredibly difficult to make cum. Like seriously, it took me 6 months of regular sexual activity with me before she had her first orgasm.
> We watch some...
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Just try some new things with her, mix it up a bit. You're bother comfortable, so don't worry about asking to do some weird shit, like choking.
this is the perfect chance for a threesome OP
next time she says 'shes so hot' blatanly suggest the menage a trois
dont you dare fail me OP
>>17326913
Hey OP my gf is like that too, but she gets really shy and upset when i ask her if she is bi.
So, Im currently staying in an apartment by myself and only have $10 left in my account. I need money for gas to drive to my internship and money for groceries as I am quickly running out, in addition to running out of gas. Im only here until the 27th so I can't just get a part time job, so I figured that I could try and make some money online somehow. Most websites want you to get some app which I probably cant get (Windows phone) and the paid survey websites are all full of surveys I can't qualify for so I can't really make anything off of it.
Any suggestions?
>>17326883
even online you wont have enough time to use that money to get everything. id suggest foodstamps but you wont get the money for that until right about the time you move out.
go to craigslist and look for gigs. if you know even a little bit og photoshop you can make extra cash. call your parents and ask if they can even just send you fifty bucks. sucks to do it but thats where you are in life.
sell what you can, even if its you dick. in desperate times i can get 150 dollars from an old guy who wants...
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>>17326904
I actually do know a bit of photoshop and related programs. Do you have recommendations on how I can use this? I tried looking up freelance stuff but no luck
>>17326883
Go to Credit Karma and get a credit card. kek
Or see if there is like a Labor Ready in your area. Go work a couple days, get paid, problem solved.
What is more common, to have sex without a condom or to swallow cum?
>>17326859
Yes.
>>17326859
in CURRENT YEAR?
if you're just hooking up then wrap it up. herpes is real.
if you're in a monogamous relationship then get checked. get the girl on some form of birth control. fuck raw all you want. if you think your girl is a ditsy fuck that doesn't understand the consequences of missing a pill/mistiming a pill then pull out
swallowing cum may as well be mandatory now.
>>17326874
>he thinks condoms protect against herpes
its only 40% effective
So me my girl friend her cousin and my girlfriends best friend and her boyfriend and his friends are going to see fireworks tonight (they were cancelled yesterday because of thunderstorms). My only problem with this is that her friend and her boyfriend and his friends are ghetto black people. She's Filipino and her cousin is too and I'll be the only white guy there. This makes me feel very uncomfortable and it doesn't help that my dad is a detective and has probably dealt with a few of them before. If they hear my name they will be able to know I'm related to him because I have a very Greek last name that is hard to forget once you hear it. I really don't know what to do, I don't want to tell her I'm not going for that reason because she'll probably get pissed off and call me racist and get her friends after me or some shit.
>>17326824
If you're afraid that you're girlfriend is going to get her black friends to jump you because you're being racist, then maybe you should reconsider everything in your life.
>>17326824
Forgot to add the area we are going to watch the fireworks in is really close to the hood. I asked if we could go drive and sit somewhere else to watch but she said her friend said to meet in the area that is bad.
>>17326838
It's not that necessarily, I'm more worried about her and me getting in a fight over it or something
I am fucked. I can't drive. I am 26. It's such a embarrassment but I just can't do it. I can't turn right properly. I can't parallel park which is required in the state of Massachusetts.
The reason why I want to drive is because women around here are very.... Check listy? I am basically looked past by females because I can't drive.
I am 26 and can't drive which means I am nothing compared to the dude with a car and license.
Help. I have failed the test like 5 times. Parallel parking destroys me. So does turning right....
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It's not the same as in video games, huh??
Yes, you're retarded.
Do you have problems judging distance in other ways? Bump into stuff, etc?
I'm kinda the same. I totaled my car a week after getting my license because I'm an idiot and wasn't paying attention, so now I am afraid to drive much anymore for fear that I crash again from not being aware enough. All I can say is just keep practicing, and try not to total your car a week after getting your license like me, kek.
The driving school I took my driving test at actually didn't make me parallel park, maybe you can find one near you that doesn't test on that?
>>17326806
Parallel parking I can understand, I still don't know how and it wasn't required in my town. But right turns? How the fuck do you fail at making right turns?
